Cranky and The Red Balloon and Other Spike Adventures is a My Little Pony/Thomas parody of the Thomas and Friends US release, James and the Red Balloon and Other Thomas Adventures. It features six sixth season episodes of Spike the Dragon and Friends narrated by Alec Baldwin, and a song.


  • Spike as Thomas
  • Shining Armor as Edward
  • Filthy Rich as Henry
  • Big Macintosh as Gordon
  • Cranky Doodle Donkey as James
  • Pipsqueak as Percy
  • Soarin as Duck
  • Night Light as Donald
  • Hondo Flanks as Douglas
  • Discord as Diesel
  • Cheese Sandwich as Salty
  • Woody (from Toy Story) as Skarloey
  • Buzz Lightyear (from Toy Story) as Rheneas
  • Slinky (from Toy Story) as Rusty
  • Mr. Potato Head (from Toy Story) as Duncan
  • Changelings as The Troublesome Trucks
  • Gummy as Trevor
  • Trixie as Elizabeth
  • Gustave Le Grand as Cranky
  • Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt
  • Noteworthy as Stepney (does not speak)
  • Apple Bloom as Annie (does not speak)
  • Sweetie Belle as Clarabel (does not speak)
  • Dr. Hooves as Oliver (cameo)
  • Diamond Tiara or Silver Spoon as Arry or Bert (I know, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are females) (cameo)
  • Rex (from Toy Story) as Peter Sam (cameo)
  • Angel as Bertie (cameo)
  • Score as George (cameo)
  • Royal Riff as Butch (cameo)
  • Lightning Dust as Tiger Moth (I know, Lightning Dust is female) (cameo)
  • Twist as Nancy (cameo)
  • Burnt Oak as Cyril the Fogman (cameo)
  • Everyone else as Themselves


  1. Cranky and The Red Balloon
  2. Unicorn Trouble
  3. Shining Armor The Really Useful Unicorn
  4. The World's Strongest Draconequus
  5. Slinky Saves The Day
  6. Dunkin Potato Head


  • Down by the Docks


Cranky and The Red Balloon

Narrator: "It is summer holiday time in Ponyville. Vacationers come from far and wide to enjoy the beauty of the town. It is the busiest time of the year for Hoity Toity's animals.

Spike was excited. Hoity Toity had sent him to pick up a special to deliver to the Ponyville Airfield."

Pipsqueak: "What have you got there?"

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak."

Spike: "A balloon."

Narrator: "Replied Spike."

Pipsqueak: "A party balloon?"

Narrator: "Asked Pipsqueak excitedly."

Spike: "No."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "This is a very special balloon."

Narrator: "And he chuffed away.

Soon Spike arrived at the airfield. And hot air was puffed into the balloon."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "What is that?"

Narrator: "Huffed Cranky."

Spike: "A hot-air balloon."

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "It will take vacationers on rides around the town."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Taking vacationers on rides around the town is our job."

Narrator: "Wheeshed Cranky jealously. Then, as if by magic, the hot-air balloon rose silently up into the sky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "What if the hot-air balloon takes our passengers away?"

Narrator: "Chuffed Cranky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "What will happen to us then?"

Narrator: "This made Spike worried. Suddenly he wasn't so excited about the balloon.

The balloon could be seen by everyone in Ponyville. Soarin gazed at it for so long, he ran into the back of Noteworthy."

Night Light: "Why, it's a floating basket with folks in it."

Narrator: "Said Night Light."

Hondo Flanks: "Whatever will they dream up next?"

Narrator: "Said Hondo Flanks.

Cranky and Spike were waiting at the level crossing. They were still worried about the hot-air balloon."

Spike: "If it takes our passengers away,"

Narrator: "Chuffed Spike."

Spike: "There'll be no use for us animals."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Passengers should travel with animals!"

Narrator: "Huffed Cranky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Not in silly balloons."

Narrator: "Then something big and round and red drifted straight towards them."

Man: "We're out of hot air!"

Narrator: "Shouted a voice."


Narrator: "Cried Cranky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "What's happening?"

Narrator: "Crash! Bang! Wallop! went the balloon, and landed right on top of Cranky. He was so scared, he let out a huge breath of air, which blew the balloon up again.

The balloon rose into the air once more."

Cranky Doodle Donkey's Driver: "Well done, Cranky!"

Narrator: "Called his driver."

Cranky Doodle Donkey's Driver: "Your breath did the trick."

Spike: "Oh no, Cranky!"

Narrator: "Cried Spike."

Spike: "You saved the hot-air balloon."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "I didn't mean to."

Narrator: "Groaned Cranky."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Now it's sure to take our passengers."

Narrator: "Wherever Cranky went, he could see the balloon carrying vacationers across the town. He felt he should be taking those passengers."

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "Roads are better than hot air any day!"

Narrator: "Cranky arrived back at the station. There were lots of people on the platform. Hoity Toity was waiting too."

Hoity Toity: "Well done, Cranky!"

Cranky Doodle Donkey: "But now the passengers will ride in the hot-air balloon."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity laughed."

Hoity Toity: "You're right, Cranky."

Narrator: "He said."

Hoity Toity: "But they will need a ride home, with a donkey."

Narrator: "Cranky was delighted.

Hoity Toity was right. The animals were busier than ever, taking vacationers to and from the airfield.

Whenever Cranky sees the red balloon, he whistles and calls out. And sometimes, when he's asleep at night, Cranky dreams he can fly too, just like the red balloon."

Unicorn Trouble

Narrator: "Night Light and Hondo Flanks are unicorn fathers. They're practical, peppery, and proud.

They nearly always work together.

One day, Night Light and Hondo Flanks were chuffing through the countryside, hauling a heavy load.

Down the line, Gummy the Baby Alligator had been struggling with a big cartload of hay. Crossing the road, the cart's wheels broke off. Then Gummy heard a whistle."

Gummy: "Oh, no!"

Narrator: "Gummy cried."

Narrator: "Night Light could see the cart!"

Night Light: "Stop!"

Narrator: "He cried. Night Light's driver applied the brakes, but it was too late!"


Narrator: "Luckily, no one was hurt."

Night Light: "Stop being pushy!"

Narrator: "Night Light snapped."

Hondo Flanks: "Don't call me 'pushy'!"

Narrator: "Hondo snapped back."

Night Light: "You shouldn't have pushed me into the cart!"

Narrator: "Huffed Night Light."

Hondo Flanks: "You pulled me, you mean!"

Narrator: "Argued Hondo."

Night Light: "Didn't!"

Hondo Flanks: "Did!"

Night Light: "Did not!"

Hondo Flanks: "Did too!"

Narrator: "Before long, the path was cleared, and Night Light and Hondo Flanks were on their way.

The unicorns were so cross, they refused to speak to each other for the rest of the day.

The next day, Hoity Totiy needed an animal to help Soarin at the smelter's yard.

Night Light: "May I go, sir?"

Narrator: "Said Night Light, eagerly."

Hoity Toity: "I only need one animal."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "Not two."

Night Light: "I am only one animal, sir."

Narrator: "Said Night Light."

Night Light: "And I would like to work with Soarin."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity was surprised, but agreed.

Spike was worried."

Spike: "Won't you miss one another?"

Narrator: "He asked."

Spike: "I know I'd miss Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle."

Hondo Flanks: "I'll work better on my own!"

Narrator: "Sniffed Hondo."

Night Light: "I have work to do."

Narrator: "Huffed Night Light.

At first, Night Light enjoyed working with Soarin.

Then, things started to go wrong."

Night Light: "Did you put those changelings onto the other path?"

Narrator: "Night Light asked."

Soarin "You said you wanted them on the other path."

Narrator: "Soarin replied."

Night Light: "Not that other path; the other other path."

Narrator: "Night Light was cross."

Night Light: "Hondo Flanks would have known what I meant."

Narrator: "He huffed.

Hondo was working on his own. He chuffed dutifully through the beautiful countryside.

But Hondo had no one to share it with.

Although he tried not to, he was beginning to miss his friend.

That night, Hondo's driver took him to visit Night Light."

Hondo Flanks: "I was just passing."

Narrator: "Said Hondo."

Night Light: "Have you come to say you're sorry?"

Narrator: "Night Light sniffed. This made Hondo very cross."

Hondo Flanks: "I've nothing to be sorry for!"

Narrator: "He said, and steamed away in a huff.

The next day, Night Light was in a bad mood. Soarin could see he was getting too close to the barriers.

Soarin: "Look out!"

Narrator: "He shouted. But it was too late."


"Night Light's driver was very cross."

Night Light's Driver: "This wouldn't have happened if you were working with Hondo Flanks!"

Narrator: "He said. Night Light knew he was right, and Soarin knew he couldn't pull Night Light back onto the path. So he went for help.

Hondo was sadly finishing his work as Soarin steamed into the depot."

Soarin: "Night Light is in trouble!"

Narrator: "Said Soarin."

Hondo Flanks: "Night Light in trouble?"

Narrator: "Hondo cried."

Hondo Flanks: "I'm on my way!"

Narrator: "And he steamed off as fast as he could.

Hondo struggled and struggled. He finally pulled his friend gently back onto the path.

He was relieved Night Light wasn't hurt."

Night Light: "Thank you."

Narrator: "Night Light said."

Night Light: "And I'm sorry."

Hondo Flanks: "No, I'm sorry."

Narrator: "Said Hondo Flanks."

Night Light: "I'm sorry!"

Narrator: "Insisted Night Light."

Soarin: "Don't argue about who's sorry!"

Narrator: "Chuckled Soarin."

Soarin: "Just be glad you're back together!"

Narrator: "And they were."

Shining Armor The Really Useful Unicorn

Narrator: "The animals in Ponyville are good at different things.

Big Macintosh is a very good express. Pipsqueak is good at carrying the mail. And when Shining Armor is not hauling changelings, he is very good at being a back animal. When animals have heavy loads, Shining Armor walks up behind and helps push. But Shining Armor is old. Some animals think this makes him unreliable."

Big Macintosh: "Shining Armor is a useless old unicorn!"

Narrator: "Big Mac sniffed."

Big Macintosh: "He should be retired!"

Pipsqueak: "But he doesn't have tires."

Narrator: "Pipsqueak said."

Spike: "Retire,"

Narrator: "Said Spike."

Spike: "Means taken out of service."

Big Macintosh: "And not a moment too soon."

Narrator: "Said Big Mac. And the other big animals agreed with him, but Pipsqueak was very upset.

Later, his driver asked him why he looked so glum. Pipsqueak told him about Shining Armor."

Pipsqueak: "The big animals don't think he's useful anymore."

Narrator: "He said.

Pipsqueak's driver saw Hoity Toity, and told him what Pipsqueak had said."

Hoity Toity: "I will attend to the matter immediately."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity.

Hoity Toity had a plan."

Hoity Toity: "The new loop path is completed."

Narrator: "He said to Shining Armor."

Hoity Toity: "I want you to teach Noteworthy how to run it properly."

Shining Armor: "But, sir,"

Narrator: "He asked."

Shining Armor: "Who will look after the changelings?"

Hoity Toity: "Soarin will do your work."

Narrator: "Hoity Toity replied.

When the other animals heard Soarin was going to help them, they were pleased."

Filthy Rich: "Soarin is very reliable."

Narrator: "Said Filthy Rich."

Big Macintosh: "It makes no difference to me!"

Narrator: "Said Big Mac pompously."

Big Macintosh: "I don't need a back animal!"

Narrator: "And he stomped away.

Shining Armor enjoyed working with Noteworthy. It was great fun delivering passengers to stations in the beautiful countryside.

But Soarin was not happy. The changelings were playing their silly games."

Changelings: "Soarin should play with other birds cause he's no good at pulling changelings. Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet! Hold back, hold back!"

Narrator: "They giggled. Soarin found himself going slower, and slower, and slower. Halfway up Big Mac's Hill, his hooves and wings stopped altogether. Soarin was stuck."

Soarin's Driver: "Oh no!"

Narrator: "Said his driver."

Soarin's Driver: "This is Big Mac's path."

Narrator: "Soarin's guard phoned the signalman to warn him."

Signalman: "It's too late to switch Big Mac to the middle path."

Narrator: "Said the signalman."

Signalman: "You'll have to flag him down."

Narrator: "Big Mac saw the guard."

Big Macintosh: "If I stop on this hill, I'll never get started again!"

Narrator: "He said crossly, and he walked up to Soarin. Big Mac tried to set off again, but his feet spun and spun."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "It's no good. We need a back animal."

Narrator: "Said the driver."

Big Macintosh's Driver: "I'll send for Shining Armor."

Narrator: "Big Mac was cross.

Shining Armor was excited. He was going to be the back animal for two animals.

Shining Armor cheerfully walked up behind, and the strange line set off.

They chuffed gently into the station."

Stephen Hatt: "Look at that!"

Narrator: "Laughed a boy."

Stephen Hatt: "The back animal must be the strongest and the best."

Narrator: "Big Mac was embarrassed. Hoity Toity spoke severely to Big Mac."

Hoity Toity: "You have said rude things about Shining Armor. He proved today that he is useful, reliable and very helpful!"

Narrator: "Big Mac felt very ashamed.

The next morning, Big Mac apologized."

Big Macintosh: "Thank you for helping me, Shining Armor."

Narrator: "Puffed Big Mac."

Big Macintosh: "You really are a useful unicorn."

Shining Armor: "It's good to be back."

Narrator: "Shining Armor chuffed happily.

Hoity Toity's plan had worked. There was no more talk about Shining Armor retiring."

The World's Strongest Draconequus

Narrator: "The animals in Ponyville like feeling responsible, reliable and really useful. They work hard to complete their jobs on time. They don't like confusion and delay.

But the troublesome changelings delighted mischief, and their mischief causes trouble, as poor Filthy Rich found out."

Hoity Toity: "Filthy Rich has had an accident and been sent for repairs."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "There are no other animals available. So Discord will help until Filthy Rich returns."

Animals: "Yes sir."

Narrator: "Huffed the animals, but they weren't happy. The animals didn't like Discord. He was always being rude and always showing off."

Pipsqueak: "I hope Filthy Rich's mended soon."

Narrator: "Said Pipsqueak."

Spike: "He moves more changelings than three creatures put together."

Narrator: "Agreed Spike."

Big Macintosh: "Changelings are no one's friends."

Narrator: "Huffed Big Macintosh.

The next day, Discord was working at the docks."

Discord: "When Hoity Toity sees how good I am."

Narrator: "He bragged to the changelings."

Discord: "He'll get rid of animals once and for all."

Narrator: "This gave the changelings an idea. As Discord was arranging them together, they started to sing."

Changelings: Is that all you can haul? Filthy Rich's loads are longer. Is that all you can haul? Filthy Rich must be stronger.

Narrator: "Discord was cross. He was sure he was stronger than Filthy Rich."

Discord: "I'll push you all at the same time."

Narrator: "He said. The changelings giggled."

Changelings: Push us all, that's the longest, push us all, you'll be the strongest.

Discord: "That's me!"

Narrator: "Said Discord."

Discord: "The world's strongest draconequus!"

Narrator: "And Discord arranged five changelings together, then ten, then fifteen.

Soon he had an enormous line of twenty changelings."

Pipsqueak: "What's Discord doing?"

Narrator: "Cried Pipsqueak."

Spike: "He thinks he's the world's strongest draconequus."

Narrator: "Replied Spike.

Discord didn't know the shunters had set the brakes on the changelings. The changelings knew, but encouraged Discord to push anyway."

Changelings: "Push, push, push!"

Narrator: "Discord pushed, and he pushed, and he pushed, but the changelings didn't move. So Discord decided to pull the changelings instead."

Changelings: Heave ho, heave ho, you can pull but we won't go.

Narrator: "Sang the changelings. This made Discord very cross. He pulled, and he pulled, and he pulled."

(Chain breaks)

Discord: "Help!"


Discord: "Grease and oil!"

Narrator: "Discord sulked, as the changelings laughed and laughed.

Hoity Toity looked down crossly at Discord."

Hoity Toity: "I thought you would be a proper dockyard draconequus, but I was wrong."

Narrator: "He said."

Hoity Toity: "Can you make up for lost time, Filthy Rich?"

Filthy Rich: "Oh yes, sir."

Narrator: "Filthy Rich replied happily.

He backed up to the changelings and the shunters released the brakes. Then Filthy Rich pulled away as easy as pie, and the animals cheered.

Discord was sent home in disgrace. But the animals had learned a lesson."

Spike: "Even troublesome changelings can do you a favor sometimes."

Narrator: "Chuffed Spike."

Pipsqueak: "Like getting rid of a smelly old draconequus."

Narrator: "Puffed Pipsqueak."

Slinky Saves The Day

Narrator: "Slinky is a little slinky dog toy who works at the quarry in Ponyville.

Slinky's best friends are Buzz Lightyear. Slinky helps keep their path clear. Sometimes, Slinky works so hard clearing their path that the slinky dog forgets there's also work to be done at the quarry.

One day, Slinky returned late to the quarry. Hoity Toity was cross."

Slinky's Driver: "Sorry, sir."

Narrator: "Slinky's driver said."

Slinky's Driver: "We were helping Buzz and Woody."

Hoity Toity: "I know you like helping Buzz and Woody. But their path is in bad condition. It takes too much of your time."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity."

Hoity Toity: "I am going to shut it down."

Narrator: "Slinky was upset."

Slinky: "But what will Buzz Lightyear and Woody do?"

Narrator: "Slinky asked."

Hoity Toity: "They will come and work with you here at the quarry."

Narrator: "He had made up his mind. There was nothing Slinky could do.

Their path was closed down. Buzz and Woody came to work at the quarry. They worked as hard as they could, but they missed the forests and hills. Most of all, they missed their passengers.

Slinky could see they were not happy.

Hoity Toity came to the quarry with important news."

Hoity Toity: "We are going to be blasting for the next two weeks."

Narrator: "He said."

Hoity Toity: "It won't be safe for you here. I'll have to find you other work."

Slinky: "Please, sir."

Narrator: "Slinky said."

Slinky: "May we use the next two weeks to repair Buzz and Woody's path? Then they can go back to their old jobs."

Slinky's Driver: "There are plenty of line workers available."

Narrator: "Slinky's driver added. Hoity Toity agreed."

Hoity Toity: "But you have only two weeks to complete the job."

Narrator: "He said sternly.

Buzz Lightyear and Woody's path was covered in rocks and branches. The path had holes in several places.

Trixie the Blue Unicorn thought cleaning up the path was ridiculous."

Trixie: "What a waste of time!"

Narrator: "She sniffed. Woody was upset."

Woody: "She's right."

Narrator: "He said."

Woody: "We'll never get it done in two weeks."

Slinky: "We can't give up!"

Narrator: "Said Slinky. The toys worked harder than ever, but time was running out.

The next day, Slinky had a clever idea."

Slinky: "If only we had a unicorn to help us."

Narrator: "Slinky sighed. Trixie stopped."

Trixie: "But I couldn't possibly help you. I'm a great and powerful unicorn."

Slinky: "Well, we do need a special kind of unicorn."

Narrator: "Slinky teased."

Trixie: "I am a special kind of unicorn."

Narrator: "Protested Trixie."

Slinky: "It requires hauling."

Narrator: "Said Slinky."

Trixie: "I can haul."

Narrator: "Said Trixie."

Slinky: "And pulling heavy branches."

Narrator: "Added Slinky."

Trixie: "Well of course I can pull."

Slinky: "So you'll do it."

Narrator: "Said Slinky."

Trixie: "Well, of course!"

Narrator: "Said Trixie proudly.

Trixie was as good as her work. She hauled rubbish, and pulled branches from the path.

She helped remove a fallen sycamore tree from the cattle creek."

Slinky: "Thank you, Trixie."

Narrator: "Said Slinky."

Slinky: "We couldn't have done it without you."

Trixie: "I know."

Narrator: "Said Trixie proudly.

Hoity Toity inspected the line. He was very impressed."

Hoity Toity: "Well done, Slinky."

Narrator: "He said."

Hoity Toity: And well done, Trixie. We will open this path immediately."

Narrator: "Slinky was proud. Buzz Lightyear and Woody were very happy."

Hoity Toity: "Maybe now, Slinky will have time to work at the quarry."

Narrator: "Said Hoity Toity, and Slinky just smiled."

Dunkin Potato Head

Narrator: "Slinky, Buzz Lightyear and Woody chugged cheerfully through the Ponyville countryside.

The toyss were going to help Mr. Potato head with an important job at the incline area.

The toys enjoyed working at the incline area. They like the way the loaded mutant toys rolled down the incline pulling the empty mutant toys up. But they are always careful.

Mr. Potato Head doesn't like working at the incline area. He is always impatient to get back to the junction. This makes him careless and gets him in a lot of trouble.

Slinky hoped Mr. Potato Head would stay out of trouble today, but he was already in too much of a hurry."

Mr. Potato Head: "I'm a plain speaking toy."

Narrator: "Chuffed Mr. Potato Head."

Mr. Potato Head: "So collect your mutant toys, and be quick about it."

Narrator: "And off he steamed."

Buzz Lightyear: "Bossy boots!"

Narrator: "Chuffed Buzz."

Woody: "Pushy puffer!"

Narrator: "Huffed Woody. They didn't like Mr. Potato Head telling them what to do."

Slinky: "He just wants to get back to the bustle of the junction."

Narrator: "Slinky said.

Mr. Potato Head wanted everyone to work faster."

Mr. Potato Head: "You're supposed to be helping me."

Narrator: "He grumbled."

Mr. Potato Head: "But you're as slow as snails."

Slinky: "We're proper toys."

Narrator: "Slinky huffed crossly."

Slinky: "We followed the rules."

Buzz Lightyear: "We can't send up more than four mutant toys at a time."

Narrator: "Chuffed Buzz Lightyear."

Mr. Potato Head: "Then work faster!"

Narrator: "Said Mr. Potato Head impatiently.

Later that day, Mr. Potato Head was working at the incline."

Mr. Potato Head: "I'll show you how fast a really useful toy can work."

Narrator: "Mr. Potato Head called, as he hastily biffed one mutant toy into another, and then another. Soon, Mr. Potato Head had his four mutant toys."

Mr. Potato Head: "Nothing to it!"

Narrator: "He boasted to Slinky."

Slinky: "Those mutant toys will pay you back."

Narrator: "Warned Slinky."

Slinky: "Mutant toys don't like to be biffed."

Mr. Potato Head: "I can handle mutant toys."

Narrator: "He cried.

The three little toys could see Mr. Potato Head was not going to listen. They carefully chuffed away from the incline with their mutant toys carrying slate.

Mr. Potato Head was so impatient he became even more careless."

Mr. Potato Head: "I'll show that smelly slinky dog and those lazy figures."

Narrator: "He said to his driver."

Mr. Potato Head's Driver: "Careful."

Narrator: "Cautioned his driver."

Mr. Potato Head's Driver: "You're asking for trouble."

Narrator: "And he got it. Mr. Potato Head didn't notice his hands were tangled in the hands of the mutant toy in front of him. Suddenly, he was being pulled up the path by the empty mutant toys."

Mr. Potato Head: "Bouncing shoes!"

Narrator: "He cried."

Mr. Potato Head: "It's got me!"

Narrator: "Mr. Potato Head's driver jumped clear. Slinky returned to see Mr. Potato Head being pulled up the incline."

Slinky: "I tried to warn him."

Narrator: "Said Slinky."

Slinky's Driver: "He never listens."

Narrator: "The slinky dog's driver said.

The chain pulling Mr. Potato Head's mutant toys couldn't hold the weight. It suddenly snapped. Mr. Potato Head plummeted down the incline."

Mr. Potato Head: "Help!"

Narrator: "He yelled."


Mr. Potato Head: "Glub, glub, glub."

Narrator: "He said."

Mr. Potato Head: "Bluggle my body."

Narrator: "Mr. Potato Head felt foolish and very wet.

When Hoity Toity arrived, he spoke severely to Mr. Potato Head."

Hoity Toity: "You have not been a responsible toy."

Narrator: "He said."

Hoity Toity: "Your impatience has caused confusion and delay, and you owe these toys in apology."

Mr. Potato Head: "Sorry."

Narrator: Mr. Potato Head said to Slinky, Buzz and Woody."

Hoity Toity: "Once you have been repaired,"

Narrator: "Hoity Toity said."

Hoity Toity: You will work at the incline until you learn to be patient and careful."

Mr. Potato Head: "Yes, sir."

Narrator: "Said Mr. Potato Head."

Down by the Docks

Down by the docks, that's the place to be,

Down by the docks, gateway to the sea,

Down by the dockside, we are the team,

Working together, just like family.

Down by the docks, you're never on your own,

Down by the docks, it's really home from home,

Down by the dockside, down by the dockside.

Down by the dockside, is where we want to be.

Cheese Sandwich!

Chief Pony at the docks,

He's the tough guy. He's the one who sorts the changelings.

He's the one to see, in emergencies...

He's the one to see.

Tirelessly working, never complaining,

Part of the dockside team...


Looking down on everyone,

Always working. Lifting cargo by the ton.

And he's up so high, he can reach the sky...

Part of the dockside team.

Whatever the weather, you'll see him out there,

Part of the dockside team...

Down by the docks, that's the place to be,

Down by the docks, gateway to the sea,

Down by the dockside, we are the team,

Working together, just like family.

Down by the docks, you're never on your own,

Down by the docks, it's really home from home,

Down by the dockside, down by the dockside.

Down by the dockside, is where we want to be.


Who have crossed the seven seas,

Sailing homeward. Bringing all and sundry.

And the trade winds blow their ships back home...

Safely to the shore.

We are the workers, stoking the boilers

Of Ponyville's industry...

Down by the docks, that's the place to be,

Down by the docks, gateway to the sea,

Down by the dockside, we are the team,

Working together, just like family.

Down by the docks, you're never on your own,

Down by the docks, it's really home from home,

Down by the dockside, down by the dockside.

Down by the dockside, is where we want to be.

Down by the dockside, down by the dockside.

Down by the dockside, is where we want to be.

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