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Cranky the Really Splendid Donkey is a song from Spike the Dragon and Friends. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends song, James the Really Splendid Engine.

Lyrics

He's a really splendid donkey, everybody knows,
But he does go on and on and on, always telling us so!
He is a splendid fellow, but he really is quite vain.
Who do we mean? You got it! Cranky!
Take a look who's coming down the path,
Make way for Cranky, hooray for Cranky.
Shiny shiny fur with the bright blonde wig,
Make way for Cranky, hooray for Cranky.
What it is for certain and we really should note,
It's indisputable, but let's take a vote.
He's the really splendid donkey with the bright brown fur.
Crank-y-oh
He can brag all day - how fast he goes,
How good he looks — he's such a pose.
But what about the time he got covered in mud,
Oh. what a dope. what a dud!
But up and down the path you'll hear the others say;
"Despite his vanity, he really is OK.
Dependable, reliable, and seldom late,
We all think Cranky is great!"
Speeding down the path like a lightning flash,
Make way for Cranky, hooray for Cranky.
Hang on to your hat as he whooshes past,
Make way for Cranky, hooray for Cranky.
He really knows how to stage a show,
You gotta stand back and watch him go.
He's the really splendid donkey with the bright brown fur.
Look who's swaning it down the path.
Make way for Cranky, hooray for Cranky.
He never looks up, he never looks back,
Make way for Cranky, hooray for Cranky.
A tad conceited, and really quite vain,
He knows we love him just the same.
Take a look who's coming down the path,
Make way for Cranky, hooray for Cranky.
Shiny shiny fur with the bright blonde wig.
Make way for Cranky, hooray for Cranky.
He's the really splendid donkey, shiny, shiny donkey.
He's the really splendid donkey, yep, that's our Cranky.
That's Cranky!

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