• Unmellow Yellow as Bert
  • Outrageous Orange as Ernie


Outrageous Orange: Unmellow Yellow? Hey, Unmellow Yellow? Unmellow Yellow?

Unmellow Yellow: Outrageous Orange, what is it? I'm trying to sleep.

Outrageous Orange: Hey, Unmellow Yellow, did you ever think about all the things you like?

Unmellow Yellow: Well sure, Outrageous Orange, but not now, huh?

Outrageous Orange: Yeah but, just tell me something you like, Unmellow Yellow.

Unmellow Yellow: Nicky, I'm trying to sleep.

Outrageous Orange: Oh come on, Unmellow Yellow, just one. Just name one thing that you like okay? Name just one.

Unmellow Yellow: Alright, Outrageous Orange, I'll try.
(sung) I like paper clips

Outrageous Orange: Paper clips?

Unmellow Yellow: Paper clips!
I like bottle caps

Outrageous Orange: Bottle caps?

Unmellow Yellow: Bottle caps!
I love pigeons, yeah

Outrageous Orange: Pigeons?

Unmellow Yellow: Love pigeons, oh, yes I do

Outrageous Orange: Well, Unmellow Yellow, you know
I don't really like any of those things
But I like you

Unmellow Yellow: Aw, Outrageous Orange

Outrageous Orange: I like playing jokes

Unmellow Yellow: Playing jokes.

Outrageous Orange: Playing jokes!
Love my rubber duck

Unmellow Yellow: Rubber duck.

Outrageous Orange: Rubber duckie!
I like bubble gum

Unmellow Yellow: Bubble gum.

Outrageous Orange: Bubble gum! Yes I do

Unmellow Yellow: Well now, Outrageous Orange
I'm not crazy 'bout any of those things
But I like you

Outrageous Orange: I like to lie awake
In bed at night and talk to you

Unmellow Yellow: Yeah, I know
I like to say goodnight and go to sleep

Outrageous Orange: I like to go and see the big hippopotamus in the zoo

Unmellow Yellow: Hey, Outrageous Orange, you know what?

Outrageous Orange: What, Unmellow Yellow?

Unmellow Yellow: I like that, too!

Outrageous Orange: I like jelly beans

Unmellow Yellow: Jelly beans?

Outrageous Orange: Jelly beans!

Unmellow Yellow: I like lentil soup

Outrageous Orange: Lentil soup?

Unmellow Yellow: Yeah!
I like a marching band

Outrageous Orange: I like a music box

Unmellow Yellow and Outrageous Orange: Yes I do

Outrageous Orange: But though I don't always like everything

Unmellow Yellow: That I like

Unmellow Yellow and Outrageous Orange: Still I like you

Unmellow Yellow: Though I'm not too crazy about your rubber duckie

Outrageous Orange: Though I don't love pigeons

Unmellow Yellow and Outrageous Orange: Still we're awfully lucky
'Cause I like you

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