• Red as Calico Jerry
  • Olive Green as Easy Pete
  • Goldenrod as Short Stack Stevens
  • Green as Black Eyed Pea
  • Outrageous Orange as Young Squire Trelawney
  • Pacific Blue as Gonzo
  • Beaver as Rizzo the Rat
  • Inchworm as Dr. Livesey
  • Carnation Pink as Beaker
  • Black as Black Dog
  • Fern as Angel Marie
  • Desert Sand as Real Old Tom
  • Purple Heart as Spotted Dick
  • Lavender as One-Eyed Jack
  • Lime Green as Walleye Pike
  • Fuzzy Wuzzy as Sweetums
  • Maroon as Jacques Roach
  • Purple Mountain's Majesty as Calico
  • Granny Smith Apple as Wander McMooch
  • Gray as Begoony
  • Tan as Mudwell the Mudbunny
  • Timberwolf as Dodo
  • Scarlet as Mr. Bitte
  • Atomic Tangerine as Lew Zealand
  • Silver as Chickens
  • Tumbleweed as Goat
  • Banana Mania, Banana Bonanza, Laser Lemon and Unmellow Yellow as Bananas
  • Pink Flamingo, Brick Red and Lavender as Other Pirates
  • Electric Lime as Cactus


Red: I've got cabin fever!
Olive Green: I've got it too!

Scarlet and Pink Flamingo: CABIN FEVER!

Brick Red: I got cabin fever it's burning in my brain
Tumbleweed: I've got cabin fever it's driving me insane
Timberwolf, Purple Pizzazz and Atomic Tangerine: We got cabin fever, we're flipping our bandanas
Been stuck at sea so long we have simply gone bananas

Everyone: Ariba!
Chica chica boom
A chica chica boom boom chic
Chica chica boom
A chica chica boom boom chic

Purple Heart, Atomic Tangerine and Scarlet: We got cabin fever we've lost what sense we had
We got cabin fever, we're all going mad

Maroon: Grab your partner by the ears
Lash him to the wheel
Do-si-do step on his toe
Listen to him squeal
Allemande left, allemande right
It's time to sail or sink
Swing your partner over the side
Drop him in the drink

Pink Flamingo: We got cabin fever
Purple Mountain's Majesty: No ifs, ands, or buts
Pink Flamingo: We're disoriented
Purple Mountain's Majesty: And demented
Purple Mountain's Majesty and Pink Flamingo: And a little nuts

Timberwolf, Gray and Tumbleweed: Ach du lieber Volkswagen car
Sauerkraut and wienerschnitzel
Und the wunder bar


Red, Olive Green, Goldenrod and Green: We were sailing, sailing the wind was on our side
Desert Sand: And then it died

Purple Heart: I've got cabin fever
I think I've lost my grip

Scarlet: I'd like to get my hands on
Whoever wrote this script

Electric Lime: Si!

Fern: I was floating 'neath a tropic moon
And dreaming of a blue lagoon
Now I'm crazy as a loon

Everyone: Cabin fever has ravaged all aboard
This once proud vessel has become a floating psycho ward
We were sailing, sailing headed who knows where
And now though we're all here
We're not all there
Cabin fever!