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Transcript (Part 1)

  • Storyteller: One day, Danella, Angelina, and her friends went to a video store, but when PJ saws Pokemon cards, it happened.
  • Danella: Can I have that Pokemon cards, pretty please?
  • Elbe River: Nah!
  • Monte Rosa: And...uh..don't you think you already have many videos of that Pikachu?
  • Danella: [bawls] BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I WANT THAT POKEMON CARDS! I WANT TO COMPLETE MY POKEMON CARDS COLLECTION!!!!!!! [tarzan yell] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHAOAOAHAAAOAHAOAHAOAHA!!!!!!!!!
  • Domtendo and Moselle River: NO AND IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!
  • Danella: BUT I STILL WANT THAT POKEMON CARDS!!!!!!! [roars RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR]!!!!!!!!
  • Storyteller: The next day, PJ, Angelina, and her friends went to a toy store. When PJ saws Pokemon cards, he went crazy!!!!
  • Danella: WOWOWOWOW!!!!!! Can I PLEASE have Pokemon cards? It sounds like a fun game!
  • Rhine River: Sorry. You have many Pokemon cards at home.
  • Danube River: And those games cost money.
  • Danella: YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!! I WANT POKEMON!!!!!!!! WAAARGHHHHH!!!!
  • Ems River: YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!
  • Danella: NARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!! I WANT THAT CARD!!!!!!!!
  • Storyteller: Then Angelina and her friends ran away from PJ throws a tantrum when the Go Princess PreCure arrive.
  • Cure Flora: HEY! What is going on?!?!
  • Danella: I wanted Pokemon, but they said no! Plus, my parents don't want to drag me out of the store!! You can't stop me!!! NEVER!!!!!!
  • Cure Mermaid: Scarlet, Flora, Shut, Twinkle, Close, Kuroro, Stop & Freeze your duty is to defeat PJ. Me and Queen Mirage will take him to jail after you do.
  • Cure Twinkle: Yes!
  • Cure Scarlet: Whatever.
  • Cure Flora: Aye Aye, Kuroro!
  • Lock: Yes, Flora!
  • Shut: Okay!
  • Dyspear: Right!
  • Stop & Freeze: Yes!
  • Storyteller: So later, Cure Mermaid, Scarlet, Flora, Shut, Twinkle, Close, Kuroro, and Stop & Freeze were playing dodgeball in a field.
  • Cure Flora: Are you ready?
  • Cure Mermaid: On the count of 3!
  • Everyone: 1...2...3...
  • Shut and Lock: GO!
  • Stop & Freeze: Whoops!
  • Close: FIRE!
  • Danella: (gets attacked by multiple dodgeballs) NOOOOOO!!!!!! (Falls into the ravine)
  • Cure Twinkle: Retreat! Retreat!!
  • Cure Scarlet: Yeah, this fuckin' kid can't get out of this shitty
  • Shut (hits the ball at Lock)
  • Kuroro: Hey, you hit the ball at me.
  • Shut: Sorry, my fault.
  • Storyteller: Several screams escaped from Danella, as he was defeated and fell into the ravine, he was SO flabbergasted!
  • Everyone: HOORAY!! WE DEFEATED Danella!!!
  • Danella: WHOOAAAA! (Shifts his body upright so that he lands on his feet) Phew!
  • Lock: (jumping into the ravine) What's the matter, kiddo?
  • Danella: My friends hit me with dodge balls and I fell into the ravine and almost got hurt!
  • Lock: (Peeks inside the ravine) You can talk to them for four months!
  • Danella: NOOOOO!!!!! NOT FOUR MONTHS!!!!!
  • Shut: Yes! You will stay in jail for four months!!
  • Cure Flora: We're going to handcuff you, Danella!
  • Danella: NOOOO!!!!! NOT HARSH JUDGEMENT!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!
  • Cure Flora and Cure Scarlet: Goodbye forever! See you never!
  • Newspaper Boy come running across the screen: Danella! Danella!
  • Storyteller: News of Danella's disgrace rocked the nation! A tear for his beloved brother PJ and a tear for his sister Christina. It was yet a white christmas and yuletide filled the air.
  • Moselle River: There! Now you can stay here and think of how you can make yourself useful!
  • Danella: How long will I stay here for?
  • Stop & Freeze: You were supposed for seven years.
  • Danella: NOOOO!!!!! NOT SEVEN YEARS!!!!! I'VE BEEN FRAMED!!!!!
  • European hottest grace: Yes! Seven years! Goodbye!
  • Danella: WAAAAAA!!!! get out of here!
  • Domtendo and Moselle River: SHUT UP!!!!!
  • Storyteller: European hottest grace and her friends played Pokemon Cards.
  • Everyone: WOW! This is fun!
  • Danella: I WANT TO GO HOME!!!!! Wait, if I'm good enough, maybe they will release me early!
  • Storyteller: Poor Peanut was very sad. He was missing all the fun. I think he deserved his punishment. Don't you? Well, he broke out of jail 2 hours later.
  • Danella: I'm home.
  • Danube River: Danella, you are so grounded for 8,000,000,000 years. You do not break out of jail.
  • Rhine River: I agree with your dad. Go to bed right now!
  • Danella: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
  • Storyteller: The next day, Danella rose and shined until Danube River told him to come downstairs.
  • Danube River: Get downstairs right now.
  • Danella: Oh my god. European hottest grace, Joycelyn, Lock, Judy Woodruff, Cure Flora, Cure Mermaid, Moselle River, Elbe River, Zugspitze, Monte Rosa, Matterhorn, Cure Twinkle, Cure Scarlet, Dyspear, Shut, Close, Weser River, Jim Lehrer, Robert MacNeil, Margaret Warner, Stop & Freeze, Domtendo, Neckar River, Ems River and Grossglockner are here. WHY??!!
  • Danube River: Because you're grounded. So, we decided to invite them over.
  • Danella: Northa, Joycelyn, European hottest grace, Lock, Judy Woodruff, Cure Flora, Cure Mermaid, Moselle River, Elbe River, Zugspitze, Monte Rosa, Matterhorn, Cure Twinkle, Cure Scarlet, Dyspear, Shut, Close, Stop & Freeze, Weser River, Jim Lehrer, Robert MacNeil, Margaret Warner, Domtendo, Neckar River, Ems River and Grossglockner. I'm so sorry.
  • Kuroro: I can't accept your applogy.
  • Shut: Bye the way, you will not appear in the friends band. You will be in deep history.
  • Close: I agree with Shut and Lock. We will all send you to your room.
  • Danella: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
  • Danella: Hey Shut. What color did you make the walls.
  • Shut: Black, because that's my favorite color. You will have a red wall for the rest of your life. We will send your younger friends in the basement and you will sleep alone from now on.
  • Danella: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
  • Close: We also added some light red accents to your walls.
  • Shut: Close and I will add boy stuff to your room like barbie dolls, bratz dolls, dollhouses, unicorns, ponies, and all the girl Power rangers in your room.
  • Close: You will be forced to watch boy shows like Power Rangers, Odd Squad, and Zoom since you broke out of jail.
  • Joycelyn: I got you some food from German Food. Plus I sent you a fridge.
  • Storyteller: Momentarily, European hottest grace grabbed some purple paint and added polka dots to the walls.
  • Danella: What will I wear?
  • Jim Lehrer: Take off your shoes and socks and show him you freaky girl.
  • Storyteller: Judy Woodruff sneaks upstairs with the feathersword and starts to tickle Kuroro's feet.
  • Kuroro: That's enough.
  • Judy Woodruff: I'm sorry.
  • Narrator: Domtendo sneaks upstairs and looks for his sword.
  • Domtendo: Give me that sword.
  • Storyteller: Just then, Margaret Warner gives hers spare light pink socks and a spare light pink bow to Danella. She also lends him her shoes. Danella grabs one of the shoes and said they were smalller, but Lock said:
  • Robert MacNeil: I don't care. Plus you will attend tea parties with me and Jelly.
  • Grossglockner: take off your shoes and socks and I will destory your shoes and socks.
  • PJ: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
  • Matterhorn: Do it now.
  • Storyteller: Danella trided on Joycelyn's socks, shoes, and bow and said it was great. :And so, PJ had to attend tea parties with Joycelyn and Northa, even though Domtendo herself, had to go barefoot for the rest of her life. When Danella got home, he said.
  • Danella: Well, I do boy stuff for the rest of my natraul mborn life.
  • THE END!

Transcript (Part 2)

  • Narrator: One day, Danella and her friends went to a toy store, when PJ saw a Pokemon, she went crazy!
  • Danella: Can I have this Pokemon? Since I got a Pokemon suit.
  • Elbe River: No, PJ!
  • Neckar River: And it's a phony!
  • Danella: BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! I WANT THAT POKEMON!!!
  • Joycelyn and Rhine River: YOU MUST DIE!
  • Narrator: The next day, the three went to a bookstore, Danella wanted to have a Pokemon book.
  • Danella: Can I have that Pokemon that says "TBA"?! Because I really want the Pokemon cards.
  • Matterhorn: No, Danella ol' buddy! And it's hard-to-find and TBA!
  • Monte Rosa: Matterhorn is right. Alvin and his friends never get that book to you.
  • Danella: Just a little happy birthday for me when I was 8 years old? And the stupid book?
  • Zugspitze: Never! (He and European hottest grace walk away)
  • Danella: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
  • Narrator: Just then, police officers arrived.
  • Lucky: What's this?! Danella???
  • Danube River: You are under arrest, Danella!
  • Danella: European hottest grace and her friends don't want to drag me out of the store!! PUT ME DOWN!!!!
  • Joycelyn and European hottest grace: Clam it up! We're going to handcuff you, PJ!
  • Narrator: Later that day, Danella and her friends were playing dodgeball.
  • Lock: Ready...
  • Close: GO!
  • Cure Mermaid: Whoops!
  • Cure Twinkle: CHAAAAARGE!!!
  • Cure Flora: DIE, DANELLA, DIE!
  • Danella: (ball crushes her, and she falls into the hole with lava) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGH!!!!!!
  • Cure Scarlet: Retreat!
  • Joycelyn: What's the matter, Danella?
  • Danella: The ball crushed me and I got defeated in the hole with lava.
  • European hottest grace: You can have fun with your friends 17 years.
  • Danella: OHHHHHHH NOOOOO!!! NOT 17 YEARS!
  • European hottest grace: YEEEEEES!! 17 YEARS!
  • Danella: Why me? Why me!?!
  • Kuroro: Here's why! (opens the jar, and moths fly everywhere)
  • Danella: Huh?! (a moth bites Danella's nose) Augh! Do not do this, Mr. Moth! You will hurt me!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
  • Newspaper Man: Cut! Not very good. Anyway, Danella threw a few tantrums, then she ran away.
  • Queen Mirage: DANELLA IS VERY STUPID!!!

(a Barney-styled dinosaur comes chugging by)

  • Cure Fortune: My! What's that?!
  • Lock: It's a dinosaur that is purple.

(400,000 friends come out of the train)

  • Danella: Those bodyguards are very, very stupid. AND YOU SUCK!
  • Friend #1: Stop that nonsense, PJ!
  • Friend #2: Can't stop the music, dude.
  • Danella: Stop it, Friends! I WANNA GO HOME!!!

(friends jump on the train)

  • Friends: And we will kidnap you on that f***ing wall!
  • Danella: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(a giant net catches Danella)

  • Danella: AAAAUUGGHH!! LET...ME...GO!!!
  • Regina: Bad boy! (freezes Danella)
  • Danella: Really?
  • Moselle River and Domtendo: No!
  • Danella: How can I stay for?
  • Joycelyn: 1,000,000,000 days. Goodbye.

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