Darcy's Top Ride Life is a Darcy's Wild Life Spoof to Kirby Top Ride, starring Darcy Fields, Lindsay Adams, Eli, Kathy Giraldi, Victoria Fields, Jack Adams and Dr. Kevin Adams, as they join the Conductors, casts from Tutenstein and The Future Is Wild, and the YTV Superstars for all seven extraordinary top ride courses, as well as seven Thomas Stories from all seven seasons.


  • At Darcy and the gang's request, we go to Sakura, Pooh Bear, Todd, Kuzco, Phineas, Janet, Kassie and Rockna at the Grass course, Marcus, Thomas, Gingka, Ryuga, Yusei, Jack, Guren and Ceylan at Sand, Sam, Clover, Alex, Diana, Yoko and Megan Clark at Sky, Ash, Pikachu, Eek, Courage, Emily, Candy, April, Johnny, Dukey and Shaggy and Scooby at Fire (unaware that Jessie, Cliff, Petra Fina, Larry Koopa, Lance, Ulric and Jessie's Wobbuffet are also in this level), Dexter, Eddy, Zak, Prohyas, Ben and Rex in Light, Kick, Penn, Randy, Milo, Pickle, Peanut and Billy and Zeke at Water, and Rocket Raccoon, Perry the Platypus and the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers at Metal (where they confront Cassidy, Butch, The Festival Crashers, and the Pokemon Poacher Brothers).


  1. Shining Time Station
  2. Tutenstein
  3. The Future Is Wild
  4. Darcy's Wild Life
  5. Pokemon
  6. Sonic X
  7. Digimon
  8. Cardcaptors
  9. Kirby! Right Back At Ya
  10. Sailor Moon
  11. Yu-Gi-Oh!
  12. Tenkai Knights
  13. Super Pig
  14. The Winx Club
  15. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  16. Mermaid Melody
  17. Beyblade
  18. Bakugan
  19. Goldfish Warning!
  20. The Red Ribbon
  21. Flint The Time Detective
  22. Shinzo
  23. Glitter Force
  24. Dinozaurs
  25. Medabots
  26. Ultimate Muscle
  27. Shaman King
  28. F-Zero: GP Legend
  29. Mew Mew Power
  30. Magical Doremi
  31. Dinosaur King
  32. Chaotic
  33. Cubix: Robots For Everyone
  34. Tai Chi Chasers
  35. G.I. Joe: Sigma 6
  36. Pac-Man and The Ghostly Adventures
  37. Wedding Peach
  38. Mega Man: NT Warrior
  39. Yo-Kai Watch
  40. Doraemon: Gadget Cat From The Future
  41. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
  42. VR Troopers
  43. Masked Rider
  44. Big Bad Beetleborgs
  45. Miraculous
  46. Power Battle Watch Car
  47. Blazing Team
  48. Zak Storm
  49. Mon Colle Knights
  50. Future Card Buddyfight
  51. Star Fox
  52. Little Battler's Experience
  53. Mucha Lucha
  54. Scooby-Doo
  55. Static Shock
  56. The Zeta Project
  57. Jackie Chan Adventures
  58. Totally Spies!
  59. X-Men: Evolution
  60. The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes
  61. Men In Black: The Series
  62. Jumanji
  63. Biker Mice From Mars
  64. Phantom Investigators
  65. The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
  66. Tom and Jerry Tales
  67. Detention
  68. Road Rovers
  69. Ozzy and Drix
  70. Animaniacs
  71. Xiaolin Showdown
  72. Loonatics Unleashed
  73. Jonny Quest
  74. SWAT Kats
  75. Batman Beyond
  76. Guardians of The Galaxy
  77. Extreme Ghostbusters
  78. Back To The Future
  79. Skunk Fu!
  80. Johnny Test
  81. The Susie Feeble Show
  82. The Dork Diaries
  83. Hoop-a-Joop
  84. The Misadventures of Malinda Doe
  85. Captain N
  86. Tetris Attack
  87. Once Upon A Teenage Lifetime
  88. Friends Forever
  89. Diary of A Wimpy Kid
  90. 8 Siblings and A Middle Child
  91. Teen Hearts
  92. The Dynamic Girls
  93. Power Crystal Girls
  94. Soapin' Water
  95. The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh
  96. The Replacements
  97. The Emperor's New School
  98. The Proud Family
  99. Phineas and Ferb
  100. Kim Possible
  101. American Dragon: Jake Long
  102. Dave The Barbarian
  103. Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil
  104. Star vs. The Forces of Evil
  105. Accidentally Adventures
  106. Pinewood Middle School
  107. Gravity Falls
  108. Wander Over Yonder
  109. Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
  110. Motorcity
  111. Gummi Bears
  112. Timon and Pumbaa
  113. The 7D
  114. Penn Zero: Part Time Hero
  115. Brandy and Mr. Whiskers
  116. The Buzz on Maggie
  117. Pickle and Peanut
  118. Milo Murphy's Law
  119. Tangled
  120. Underdog
  121. Star Wars Rebels
  122. Zachary and The Vamp
  123. Future Worm!
  124. Billy Dilley's Super-Duper Subterranean Summer
  125. Megan and Nick
  126. Siobhan's Dampir Life
  127. Big Hero 6
  128. Hotel Transylvania: The Series
  129. Jeff and Taylor
  130. Rumor Has It
  131. Descendants: Wicked World
  132. Big City Greens
  133. Dexter's Laboratory
  134. Ed, Edd N Eddy
  135. Courage The Cowardly Dog
  136. The Powerpuff Girls
  137. Johnny Bravo
  138. Codename: Kids Next Door
  139. Ben 10
  140. Generator Rex
  141. Cow and Chicken
  142. Mike, Lu and Og
  143. Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
  144. The Life and Times of Juniper Lee
  145. Adventure Time
  146. Regular Show
  147. The Secret Saturdays
  148. Mighty Magiswords
  149. The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
  150. Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends
  151. Camp Lazlo
  152. My Gym Partner's A Monkey
  153. Turbo FAST
  154. Legend Quest
  155. Dragons
  156. Dawn of The Croods
  157. The Mr. Peabody and Sherman Show
  158. Home: Adventures With Tip and Oh
  159. The Adventures of Puss In Boots
  160. Buddy Thunderstruck
  161. Dinotrux
  162. Troll Hunters
  163. Voltron: Legendary Defender
  164. Kong: King of The Apes
  165. All Hail King Julien
  166. Camp Lakebottom
  167. Kulipari: An Army of Frogs
  168. Fangbone!
  169. RoboCop: Alpha Commando
  170. Scary Larry
  171. Angry Birds
  172. Rocket Monkeys
  173. Teacher's Pet
  174. Teamo Supremo
  175. Pink Panther and Pals
  176. Super 4
  177. Freakazoid!
  178. Earthworm Jim
  179. The Tick
  180. Eek! The Cat
  181. Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!
  182. Yin Yang Yo!
  183. Team Galaxy
  184. The Amazing Spies!
  185. Monster Buster Club
  186. Martin Mystery

Thomas Stories

  1. Thomas and The Conductor
  2. Percy Takes The Plunge
  3. The Old Bridge
  4. James and The Red Balloon
  5. Henry's Forest
  6. Oliver's Find
  7. Bulls Eyes


  • Appearances by Darcy and the gang.
  • Kimiko's outfit: from Judging Omi.
  • Also appearing in Fire: Di Lung.


  • (We open this crossover with the Darcy's Wild Life theme song)
  • Chorus: The girl Darcy wants to have fun, she was feeling fine and having a good time hanging out on the scene I'm on the big screen, but she moved away now she's stuck in hay and the nearest town is 12 hours away. Cows are mooing and many roosters crowing its not the same, its not a game she said good bye to glamour and fame. She used to love to hang out and go dancing go to parties and make important plans and now she's gotta go clean out the stables Darcy's wild life is about to turn the tables. Hey girl you having fun? YEAH! say goodbye to life on the run aha aha, welcome to normal child life what you see is what you get in Darcy's wild life.
  • (We soon find Tutenstein and C.G. guiding the YTV Superstars to Darcy's hometown)
  • Tutenstein: Here we are!
  • C.G.: The place where Darcy lived.
  • Ash: Wow!
  • Gary: Talk about some animals.
  • Helen: Ah love it!
  • Sarah: Zis is how zhey care for each other.
  • Chance: Looks like Darcy and the gang will show up.
  • Jake: Here they come right now!
  • (Darcy and the others arrive)
  • Darcy: Good to see you all.
  • Lindsay: It's been a pleasure.
  • Brock: (grabbing Darcy's hands) You look as sweet as your mom. Can I date you please?
  • Darcy: Uh?
  • Bonnie: (proposing to Lindsay) Can you look after my big brother? He's an expert in science and stuff!
  • Lindsay: Well, I...
  • (But then, Brock's Croagunk appears and uses Poison Jab on both him and Bonnie)
  • Brock: OW! THE PAIN!
  • Bonnie: IT HURTS A LOT!
  • (They both fall face first to the ground, as a chortling Croagunk drags them away)
  • Zuzu: Ew! What is that disgusting Pokemon?
  • Clemont: I believe it's a Croagunk.
  • Sakura: Sorry about those two, but we'd better get going.
  • Pooh: We've got lots of Top Ride Courses to make.
  • Dee Dee: Ooh, what does this button do?
  • Vambre: Dee Dee wait! Don't touch that red button!
  • (But Dee Dee has already pressed the red button, and a green continuum sucks the chosen contestants to the Top Ride courses)
  • Wander: Flatten my banjo!
  • Uncle: Aiee-yah!
  • Panini: When did that happen?!
  • Carrie: I'm afraid they're about to head for a whole lot of trouble.
  • (Soon, Sakura and the others land in the Grass Course)
  • Sakura: Oh...
  • Pooh: (due to his head stuck in a honeypot) Oh, bother!
  • Todd: Where are we?
  • Kassie: I hope Mr. Fastback won't hear the news!
  • (Tripp, Derek, Ash and Burger appear)
  • Tripp: Whoa!
  • Derek: Are you guys alright?
  • Kuzco: Just fine by here.
  • Rockna: We've been sucked into the Top Ride.
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: You're right, Rockna!
  • Ash: If it isn't Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3!
  • Burger: You're here at last, huh?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Indeed, Burger, and we know what where gonna do today.
  • Janet: We're gonna start a Top Ride!
  • Phineas: Speaking of a Top Ride, do you remember Thomas?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Phineas. He accidentally left the Conductor on the platform. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and Thomas and The Conductor starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas the Tank Engine is very proud of his branch line. He thinks it's the most important part of the whole railway. His two coaches Annie and Clarabel agree with him. Annie could only take passengers but Clarabel can take passengers, luggage and the conductor. They were both old and need new paint but Thomas loves them very much. As they run backwards and forwards along the line, they sing songs to each other. When Thomas starts from the station he sings...
  • Thomas: Oh, come along, we're rather late. Oh, come along, we're rather late.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And the coaches sang...
  • Annie and Clarabel: We're coming along. We're coming along.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They don't mind that Thomas says to them because he know he was trying to please Sir Topham Hatt, and to know to that if Thomas is cross, he's not cross with them. One day, they have to wait for Henry's train which made Thomas very cross.
  • Thomas: How could I run my line properly if Henry is always late? He doesn't realize that Sir Topham Hatt depends on me.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas whistled impatiently. He wanted to leave, but he have to wait for Henry's passengers. At last Henry came.
  • Thomas: Where have you been, lazybones?
  • Henry: Oh dear, my system is out of order. No one understands my case. You don't know what I suffer.
  • Thomas: Rubbish!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: You're too slow. You need exercise.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The conductor blew his whistle and Thomas started so quickly that he left him behind. The conductor waved his red flag to stop Thomas, but Thomas was on his way steaming out of the station.
  • Thomas: Come along, come along.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Thomas, but Clarabel didn't want to come.
  • Clarabel: I've lost my nice conductor, I've lose my nice conductor.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: She sobbed. Annie tried to tell Thomas what had happened.
  • Annie: We haven't a conductor, we haven't a conductor!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But he was hurrying and wouldn't listen. Annie and Clarabel tried to put on their brakes, but they couldn't without their conductor.
  • Annie and Clarabel: Where's our conductor? Where's our conductor?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They cried, but Thomas didn't stop till they came to a signal.
  • Thomas: Bother that signal.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: What's the matter?
  • Driver: I don't know.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
  • Driver: The conductor will tell us in a minute.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They waited and waited but the conductor didn't come.
  • Thomas: Peep peep peep, where's the conductor?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whistled Thomas.
  • Annie and Clarabel: We've left him behind!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sobbed Annie and Clarabel together. Everyone looked, and there he was running as fast as he could along the line, with his flag on one hand and his whistle in the other. He was very hot, so he had a drink, and told them that Thomas had left him behind.
  • Thomas: I'm very sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Conductor: We all made mistakes.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied the conductor.
  • Conductor 1: Look, the signal's down. We can go. Let's make up for lost time.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Annie and Clarabel were so pleased to have their conductor again, but they sang...
  • Annie and Clarabel: As fast as you like, as fast as you like!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas all the way. They reached the end of the line quicker than ever before.
  • (Thomas and The Conductor ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how patience must be in handy.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gosh.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: I wonder where Rocket and Perry have run off to?
  • (Rocket and Perry find a cracked grass part and they tunnel their way to the Command Center, where they find Rabbit and the others with Officer Jenny and the Police)
  • Rabbit: Ah, Rocket Raccoon!
  • Principal Slimovitz: And Agent P!
  • Officer Jenny: We've just been informed about these criminals.
  • Agent Miner: They're known as Cassidy and Butch.
  • Lt. Feral: My Uncle and I will get to the bottom of this, right?
  • Commander Feral: You got it, Felina.
  • Julie: What's more, these guys are joining forces with two groups of trios.
  • Theresa: One is the Festival Crashers.
  • Ann: And the other is the Pokemon Poacher Brothers.
  • Officer Roberts: They're all forming a world conquest.
  • Alpha 5: Uh huh.
  • Major Monogram: We've tracked Cassidy, Butch and the trios to the Metal Course.
  • Zordon: So, get the Power Rangers, and let the forces dwell within you two.
  • Rocket: (as both he and Perry salute) We will!
  • (They both leave the Command Center)
  • (Meanwhile, Marcus and the others land in Sand)
  • Marcus: (spitting out the sand) This is disgusting.
  • Thomas: What is this place?
  • Gingka: Surely no one will know.
  • Ryuga: Just pathetic!
  • (At that moment, Alex, Evy, Rick and Uncle Jonathan O'Connell approach)
  • Alex: Guys, you've come to visit us.
  • Evy: We haven't seen you since.
  • Rick: There are many bugs in the sand.
  • Jonathan: So, good luck.
  • Yusei: Very well.
  • Jack: This is amazing!
  • Guren: Time to be a hero!
  • Ceylan: Indeed.
  • (At Darcy's House, Misty and Friends see the Beedrill on Television and burst out)
  • Misty, Mel, Meilin, Penny, Theodora and Lily: GAH! BEEDRILL!
  • (This awakens a startled Sleepy in the process)
  • Sleepy: What's going on in here?!
  • Whiplash: Hey, can't you give us a break?!
  • Skidmark: Uh, Whiplash, I think the Beedrill are on screen.
  • (Whiplash sees the Beedrill on screen)
  • Whiplash: Great Breakneck! They really are alive!
  • Jade: Not to mention that you girls have to be friends with bugs.
  • Buena Girl: Besides, there's nothing to be afraid of.
  • (But Heather pummels Jade and Buena Girl to the ground)
  • Heather: Or else there's more than scrawny excuses!
  • Lexi: Or blabbermouths.
  • Zapata: Or even jokers like Puss in the Boots, you know.
  • (Misty and Friends turn from sad to angry)
  • Misty and Friends: (turning their heads away dismissively) Humph!
  • Jake: Aw, man!
  • Sylvester: (as both he and Tom face palm) Not this again!
  • Tigger: (to the viewers) I think we're in big trouble.
  • Alebrije: (sighs) You know, Don Andres? I think they deserve to hurt the Beedrill's feelings with their fear of bugs.
  • Don Andres: It's true, Alebrije.
  • (Back at the Sand Course, the hunt is on as we hear Americano in the background)
  • Lady Gaga: I met a girl in east LA In floral shorts - as sweet as May She sang in eights in two Barrio chords We fell in love, but not in court La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la Manos- Manos- Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Mis canciones son de la revolución [my songs are of the revolution] Mi corazón me duele por mi generación [my heart hurts for my generation] If you love me, we can marry, on the west coast, On a Wednesday, en un verano, en agosto I don't speak your, I don't speak your language oh no (La-la-la-la-la-la) I don't speak your, I won't speak your Jesus Christo (La-la-la-la-la-la) Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano I will fight for, I have fought for how I love you (La-la-la-la-la-la) I have cried for, I will die for how I care (La-la-la-la-la-la) In the mountains, las campanas están sonando (The bells are ringing) Todos los chicos (chicas), y los chicos (chicas) están besando [And the boys (girls), and the boys (girls) are kissing] I don't speak your, I don't speak your language oh no (La-la-la-la-la-la) I don't speak your, I won't speak your Jesus Christo (La-la-la-la-la-la) I don't speak your, I don't speak your Americano (La-la-la-la-la-la) I don't speak your, I won't speak your Jesus Christo (La-la-la-la-la-la) Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Ahhhhh America Americano Don't you try and catch me, Don't you try and catch me, No! No! No! No! I'm living on the edge of, Living on the edge of the law, law, law, law Don't you try and catch me, Don't you try and get me, No! No! No! No! Don't you try to catch me, I'm living on the edge of the law, law, law, law.
  • (Americano ends as the Conductors return)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Wow!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Talk about a big bug hunt in the sands.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Reminds me of Percy's watery accident.
  • (He blows his whistle and Percy Takes The Plunge starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: One day, Henry wanted a rest, but Percy was talking to some engines. He was telling them about the time he had brave bad weather to help Thomas.
  • Percy: It was raining hard. Water swirled under my boiler. I couldn't see where I was going, but I struggled on.
  • Bill: Oh, Percy, you are brave.
  • Percy: Well, it wasn't anything really. Water's nothing to an engine with determination.
  • Ben: Tell us more, Percy.
  • Henry: What are you engines doing here?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Hissed Henry.
  • Henry: This shed is for Sir Topham Hatt's engines. Go away. Silly things.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Henry snorted.
  • Percy: They're not silly.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Percy had been enjoying himself.
  • Henry: They are silly and so are you. Water's nothing to an engine with determination. Huh.
  • Percy: Anyway.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said cheeky Percy.
  • Percy: I'm not afraid of water, I like it.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He ran off to the harbour singing.
  • Percy: Once an engine attached to a train, was afraid of a few drops of rain.
  • Henry: No one ever lets me forget the time i wouldn't come out of the tunnel in case the rain spoiled my paint.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Huffed Henry. Thomas was looking at the board on the quay.
  • Thomas: Danger. We mustn't go passed it.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
  • Thomas: That's orders.
  • Percy: Why?
  • Thomas: Danger means falling down something.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: I went pass danger once, and fell down a mine.
  • Percy: I can't see a mine.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Percy. He didn't know that the foundations of the quay had sunk. The rails now sloped down into the sea.
  • Percy: Stupid board.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Percy. He made a plan. One day, he whispered to the cars.
  • Percy: Will you give me a bump when we get to the quay?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The cars had never asked to bump an engine before. They giggled and chattered about it.
  • Percy: Driver doesn't know my plan.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled Percy.
  • Cars: On, on, on!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Laughed the cars. Percy thought they were helping.
  • Percy: I'll pretend to stop at the station, but the cars will push me pass the board. Then I'll make them stop. I can do that wherever I like.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Every wise engine knows that you cannot trust freight cars.
  • Cars: Go on, go on!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They yelled, and bumped Percy's driver and fireman off the footplate.
  • Percy: Ow!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Percy, sliding pass the board. Percy was frantic.
  • Percy: That's enough!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Percy was sunked.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You are a very disobeident engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Percy knew that voice.
  • Percy: Please, sir, get me out, sir, I'm truly sorry, sir.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: No, Percy, we cannot do that till high tide. I hope it will teach you to take care of yourself.
  • Percy: Yes, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: It was dark when they brought floating cranes to rescue Percy. He was too cold and stiff to move by himself. Next day, he was sent to the works on Henry's freight train.
  • Henry: Well, well, well!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled Henry.
  • Henry: Did you like the water?
  • Percy: No.
  • Henry: I am surprised. You need more determination, Percy. Water's nothing to an engine with determination you know. Perhaps you will like it better next time.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Percy is quite determined that they'll won't be a next time.
  • (Percy Takes The Plunge ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Percy deserved his bad behavior.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Whoa.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Gotta get to the Sky Course.
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • (Meanwhile, Sam, Clover, Alex and their friends land in the Sky Course)
  • Sam: Wow, talk about a serious landing.
  • Clover: Gosh.
  • Alex: Where could the Flight Squad be?
  • (The Flight Squad do arrive)
  • Dan: Good to see you girls.
  • Tina: You've wanted to take flight, eh?
  • Diana: Oh, we do!
  • Yoko: Leave it to us!
  • Megan: I'll show my brothers how things can go!
  • Alex: Great idea!
  • Emma: Wonderful, too!
  • Jeff: We knew we can rely on you all.
  • Max: Good luck.
  • (As the girls take their flight, we can hear Viva Forever in the background)
  • Spice Girls: Do you still remember How we used to be Feeling together, believe in whatever My love has said to me Both of us were dreamers Young love in the sun Felt like my saviour, my spirit I gave ya We'd only just begun Hasta Manana, Always be mine [Chorus:] Viva forever, I'll be waiting Everlasting, like the sun Live forever, For the moment Ever searching for the one Yes I still remember, Every whispered word The touch of your skin, giving life from within Like a love song that I'd heard Slipping through our fingers, Like the sands of time Promises made, every memory saved Has reflections in my mind Hasta Manana, Always be mine [Chorus] Back where I belong now, Was it just a dream Feelings unfold, they will never be sold And the secret's safe with me Hasta Manana, Always be mine [Chorus x2]
  • (Viva Forever ends as the Conductors return)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Attention all attendants.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: We will be landing in about a few hours.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Reminds me of Skarloey's fear of the old bridge.
  • (He blows his whistle and The Old Bridge starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas and Skarloey work on the most beautiful line on the Island of Sodor. They loved to puff through the forest and over the rivers. An old bridge crosses one of the rivers. Some of its beams were rotten and had now been damaged by the storm. Skarloey chuffed happily along. He didn't see the broken rail until it was too late. He dangled dangerously above the water.
  • Skarloey: Help!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: But Rheneas soon pulled him to safety. A few days later Sir Topham Hatt came to the sheds.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: The old bridge has been mended but the worker's freight cars had been left there. Skarloey i need you to collect them.
  • Skarloey: Yes, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Chuffed Skarloey. He didn't want to go on the bridge again. When Skarloey arrived he saw the freight cars on the other side. He started to cross, but stopped. He looked down into the rushing water. Skarloey was scared. He remembered what it happened before.
  • Skarloey's Driver: Come on, Skarloey.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Called his driver.
  • Skarloey's Driver: The bridge is safe now.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: But Skarloey wouldn't cross the bridge and he and his driver went home instead.
  • Rheneas' Driver: We'll pick up the freight cars.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Rheneas' driver.
  • Rheneas: But if you don't cross the bridge soon...
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Rheneas.
  • Rheneas: Sir Topham Hatt will be cross.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Now Rheneas had to take Skarloey's loads as well as his own. Each morning he collected the freight cars and puffed across the bridge with his heavy load. Finally Sir Topham Hatt came to see Skarloey.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: If you won't cross the old bridge, you must stay here and shunt freight cars.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He scolded.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I can't have engines that won't do as they're told.
  • Skarloey: Sorry, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Skarloey sadly. The next morning Rheneas took Skarloey's heavy loads as usual. Then he puffed and heaved through the countryside towards the bridge. He puffed so hard that he ran out of water.
  • Rheneas: Bother!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: The yard manager spread the news.
  • Yard Manager: Rheneas has broken down.
  • Skarloey: We must go help him.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Skarloey bravely. He set off inmediately. Skarloey was scared but determined. He rolled slowly up into the edge. The bridge creaked loudly. The river seemed deeper than ever.
  • Skarloey: I must rescue my friend.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Whispered Skarloey. He chuffed slowly onto the bridge. The bridge groaned as he rolled foward but Skarloey puffed on and on and finally, his driver coupled up and pulled Rheneas to safety.
  • Rheneas: Thank you.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Rheneas.
  • Rheneas: You were very brave to help me.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Skarloey is no longer afraid of the bridge and he loves his journeys more than ever.
  • (The Old Bridge ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: So that's how bravery can come in place.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Great!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: We'd better see our cowardly friends in the Fire Level.
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • (Meanwhile, Ash and his cowardly friends land in the Fire Course)
  • Ash: Ow!
  • Pikachu: Chaaa!!!
  • Eek: What happened?
  • Courage: (groans painfully)
  • Emily: We must be in the fire level.
  • Candy: Probably because of this volcano.
  • April: And the lava, too.
  • (Just then, Jessie and her villainous friends arrive)
  • Jessie: What's going on?
  • Cliff: We've got no business in these proper excuses!
  • Petra Fina: Exactly!
  • Johnny: Jessie and her friends?!
  • Dukey: What brings you all to the Fire level?
  • Larry Koopa: We were just about to make a showdown!
  • Lance: You guys are gonna be rocked for this!
  • Ulric: Surely, Master Rascal is going to make a run for his money!
  • (But then, the picture of the tongue breathing skeleton lizard comes to life and roars at the others in a Godzilla-like tone)
  • Scooby: UWAAA!!!!
  • Shaggy: Like, we've hit the jackpot! He's come to life!
  • Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet!
  • Ash: Run for it, everyone!
  • (As they all flee from the skeleton lizard in terror, Supersonic plays)
  • Bad Religion: Well am I making haste or could it be haste is making me What's time but a thing to kill or keep or buy or lose or live in I gotta go faster Keep up the pace Just to stay in the human race I could go supersonic the problem's chronic Tell me does life exist beyond it When I need to sate I just accelerate Into oblivion Into oblivi yah yah yah yah yah yah yan Now here I go again everything is alien How does it feel to be outstripped by the pace of cultural change My deeds are senseless and rendered meaningless When measured in that vein I could go supersonic the problem's chronic Tell me does life exist beyond it When I need to sate I just accelerate into oblivion Into oblivion I won't lie it's exciting When I try to decide things I just want to live decently meaningfully I'm in misery I could I go supersonic the problem's chronic Tell me does life exist beyond it When I need to sate I just accelerate into oblivion Into oblivi yah yah yah yah yah yah yan.
  • (Supersonic ends as Ash accidentally runs into Di Lung)
  • Di Lung: Watch where you're going, ya fool!
  • Ash: Hey! Don't you dare call me that!
  • (But then, the Skeleton Lizard approaches everyone and Pikachu prepares for a thunderbolt attack)
  • Pikachu: (charging up) PIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Candy: Pikachu, no!
  • Wobbuffet: Wobbu!
  • Pikachu: (unleashing its full power) CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (Everyone gets electrocuted at the force of Pikachu's thunderbolt attack, and they soon become black and sizzled, as the burnt skeleton lizard falls to ashes. Moments later, Lee, May and Marie Kanker appear)
  • Lee: Hey!
  • May: We've got a rule around here!
  • Marie: You zap them, you apologize!
  • Pikachu: (meekly) Chu!
  • (The Conductors return)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Don't feel bad, Pikachu.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: It wasn't your fault about the Skeleton Lizard.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Reminds me of James and a hot air balloon.
  • (He blows his whistle and James and The Red Balloon starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: It is summer holiday time on the Island of Sodor. Vacationers come far and wide to enjoy the beauty of the island. It is the busiest time of the year for Sir Topham Hatt's engines. Thomas was excited. Sir Topham Hatt had sent him to pick up a special to deliver to Dryaw airfield.
  • Percy: What did you got there?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Tooted Percy.
  • Thomas: A balloon.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Thomas.
  • Percy: A party balloon?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Asked Percy excitedly.
  • Thomas: No.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: This is a very special balloon.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And he chuffed away. Soon, Thomas arrived at the airfield and hot air was puffed into the balloon.
  • James: What is that?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed James.
  • Thomas: A hot air balloon.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: It would take vacationers on rides around the island.
  • James: Taking vacationers on rides around the island is our job.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Wheeshed James jealously. Then, as if by magic, the hot air balloon rose silently up into the sky.
  • James: What if the hot air balloon takes our passengers away.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Chuffed James.
  • James: What would happen to us then.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: This made Thomas worried. Suddenly, he wasn't so excited about the balloon. The balloon can be seen by everyone on the Island of Sodor. Duck gazed at it for so long, he ran into the back of Stepney.
  • Donald: Why, it's a floating basket with folks in it...
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Donald.
  • Douglas: Whatever would they dream up next?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Douglas. James and Thomas were waiting at the level crossing. They were still worried about the hot air balloon.
  • Thomas: If it takes our passengers away...
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Chuffed Thomas.
  • Thomas: They'll be no use for us engines.
  • James: Passengers should travel on trains.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed James.
  • James: Not in silly balloons.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Then something big and round and red drifted straight towards them.
  • Voice: We're out of hot air!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Shouted a voice.
  • James: Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried James.
  • James: What's happening!?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Crash! Bang! Wallop! Went the balloon and landed right on top of James. He was so scared, he let out a huge burst of steam which blew the balloon up again. The balloon rose into the air once more.
  • James' Driver: Well done, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Called his driver.
  • James' Driver: Your hot air did the trick.
  • Thomas: Oh no, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Thomas.
  • Thomas: You saved the hot air balloon.
  • James: I didn't mean to.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Groaned James.
  • James: Now we're sure to take our passengers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Wherever James went, he could see the balloon carrying vacationers across the island. He felt he should be taking those passengers.
  • James: Rails are better than hot air any day.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: James arrived back at the station. There were lots of people on the platform. Sir Topham Hatt was waiting too.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Well done, James.
  • James: But now the passengers will ride in the hot air balloon.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt laughed.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You're right, James.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: But they will need a ride home in a train.
  • Mr. Condutor 2: James was delighted. Sir Topham Hatt was right. The engines were busier than ever. Taking vacationers to and from the airfield. Whenever James sees the red balloon, he whistles and toots. And sometimes when he's asleep at night, James dreams he can fly too. Just like the red balloon.
  • (James and The Red Balloon ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how James got to know about the balloon.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Right.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: We'd better go to the Light Course.
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • (Meanwhile, Dexter and his Cartoon Network friends land in Light)
  • Dexter: Oh, boy.
  • Eddy: Talk about a hard landing.
  • Zak: Holy macaroni, what is this place?
  • Prohyas: Look, the girls of Spellcaster High are here!
  • (Rebecca Melton and her friends approach)
  • Rebecca: Oh, there you are!
  • Samantha: We've wanted to make you go on a space race.
  • Cleo: It is important.
  • Angie: You've got several obstacles to avoid.
  • Dakota: So, good luck!
  • Ben: Time to go hero!
  • Rex: You're on!
  • (Soon, Mel Shellman and his silent partner Charlie are having a presentation)
  • Mel Shellman: This is Mel Shellman reporting for the YTV Races, where we are about to see Dexter and Friends in a full space race of a lifetime! Right, Charlie?
  • (Charlie pays no attention to Mel and simply reads on the Tiger Beat magazine)
  • Mel Shellman: Well, he's not listening to me. But never the less, let the Space Race begin.
  • (Soon, Dexter and Friends have lined up in their space boards, as the Crystal Gems give a signal)
  • Garnet: On your marks, get set...
  • (Amethyst blasts a pair of air horns, followed by Pearl hitting the gong at full force)
  • Garnet: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (As the space racers speed off across the course, Hot plays)
  • Smash Mouth: Hey, so you wanna play? You'll see my game's on fire But we don't play the same game You'll see I'm crazy for speed And neutral means nothing to me So if that's your desire We'll get along famously But one thing: I like to lead I light 'em up before the motor starts I go so fast that I could never stop Look under the hood but you don't know what I got I'm a moving violation baby, hot hot hot hot Highway, that's my scene I may look like a blur when you see me And I'm flirting with disaster, I'm the master of G's Gonna pass ya, gonna pass ya, blast some dust your way Well you got skills and something to prove But you're in my way so you better move One foot on the pedal but never on the brake So don't give me a reason, I got a license to race.
  • (Hot ends as Dexter reaches the finish line and wins)
  • Dexter: I have won!!!
  • (Major Glory, Valhallen, Krunk and the Conductors arrive)
  • Major Glory: He did it!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: That was so nice!
  • Valhallen: Radical, too!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Indeed!
  • Krunk: Krunk want to know about Henry.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Well, old muscles, he had to restore the forest to its normal self. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and Henry's Forest starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Henry the Green Engine has lived on the Island of Sodor for many years. He wouldn't want to be anywhere else. He liked every part of it from the fields filled with flowers to the white sandy beaches. But there is one place that Henry always enjoyed visiting more than any other. His driver knew this too.
  • Henry's Driver: Come on, Henry.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He would sometimes say.
  • Henry's Driver: We made good time today. We'll stop for a while by the forest.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Henry loved it here. The forest was filled with broad oaks and tall pines. Henry could remember the day long ago when he and Toby brought some new trees to be planted and Terence and Trevor helped haul them into place. Now he could see the trees growing amongst the others on the hillside. Henry always felt better for being here. He couldn't really explain why but his driver understood.
  • Henry's Driver: It's peaceful.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said to Henry. But one night, everything changed. The engines were resting in the shed.
  • Thomas: Listen.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: Can you hear a strange whistling sound?
  • Toby: It's the wind blowing outside our shed.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Toby.
  • Toby: But I never heard of like this before.
  • James: Do you know.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Added James.
  • James: If Gordon wasn't here now, I say it was him thundering by with the express.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: All the engines laughed, except Henry.
  • Henry: I hope the wind won't harm the forest.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: By morning, the fierce winds have gone but the damage was done. Henry's driver came to see him in the yard.
  • Henry's Driver: Trees have fallen on the line.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
  • Henry's Driver: We must help clear the tracks.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Donald set off with the breakdown train and Henry followed. Trees lay everywhere. The hillside now looked so bare. Henry felt sad.
  • Henry: What will happen to all the animals who lived here?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He thought. When Henry's flat cars were full of logs, he took them to the timbermill where they will be turned to furniture and other things. Henry was glad the wood was being put to good use, but he was sorry to lose part of his forest.
  • Toby: Oh dear.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Sighed Toby to Thomas.
  • Toby: I wish there was something we can do to make things better again.
  • Thomas: Yes indeed.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Thomas.
  • Thomas: But what? We can't mend broken trees.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Hello, Toby.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You do look glum.
  • Toby: I'm sad about the trees.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Toby.
  • Toby: And so is Henry. The forest is a special place to him. Now some of it was gone.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: We'll soon put that right.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I have an important job for you, Toby. I will like you to take some freight cars to the forest.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: When the freight cars arrived, Toby was delighted. They were full of splendid young trees already for planting.
  • Toby: This is the best job I've ever had.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Toby happily. When Henry returned, he was most surprised. There were Terence and Trevor busily helping the workmen clear the torrents stumps and branches.
  • Terence: Look, Henry.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called Terence.
  • Terence: We're beginning again. The hillside will look better than ever before. You'll see.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Now whenever Henry stops by the forest, he could see the new trees growing strong and tall. Sometimes, everywhere was very quiet, and the other times, Henry could hear leaves rustling, or birds wing brushing the air. Often he can hear the distance sound of children laughing, and always he is happy here.
  • (Henry's Forest ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how nature can protect the earth.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Good.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: We'd better get to the Water level.
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • (Meanwhile, Kick and his Disney XD friends land in the Water course)
  • Kick: (spitting water out) Blech!
  • Penn: We're all soaked up!
  • Randy: What the juice is this place?
  • Milo: You're also soaked up, Diogee!
  • (Diogee shakes the water off of his fur)
  • Pickle: We're all crusty!
  • Peanut: This is worse!
  • (Just then, the Sea Princesses appear)
  • Polvina: Why don't you try surfing?
  • Tubarina: It's essential.
  • Esther: Good luck.
  • Billy: Let's do this!
  • Zeke: Yeah right.
  • (As Kick and friends surf for glory, we hear I Get Around)
  • Beach Boys: Round round get around I get around Yeah Get around round round I get around I get around Get around round round I get around From town to town Get around round round I get around I'm a real cool head Get around round round I get around I'm makin' real good bread I'm gettin' bugged driving up and down the same old strip I gotta finda new place where the kids are hip My buddies and me are getting real well known Yeah, the bad guys know us and they leave us alone I get around Get around round round I get around From town to town Get around round round I get around I'm a real cool head Get around round round I get around I'm makin' real good bread Get around round round I get around I get around Round Get around round round oooo Wah wa ooo Wah wa ooo Wah wa ooo We always take my car cause it's never been beat And we've never missed yet with the girls we meet None of the guys go steady cause it wouldn't be right To leave their best girl home now on Saturday night I get around Get around round round I get around From town to town Get around round round I get around I'm a real cool head Get around round round I get around I'm makin' real good bread Get around round round I get around I get around Round Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Round round get around I get around Yeah Get around round round I get around Get around round round I get around Wah wa ooo Get around round round I get around Oooo ooo ooo Get around round round I get around Ahh ooo ooo Get around round round I get around Ahh ooo ooo Get around round round I get around Ahh ooo ooo
  • (I Get Around ends as the Conductors return)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Well!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: They're very professional surfers after all.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Reminds me of Oliver's discovery.
  • (He blows his whistle and Oliver's Find starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Oliver and his break van Toad liked working in the big yards, but one morning, Toad noticed that Oliver was unhappy. He decided to find out why.
  • Toad: Uh, excuse me, Mr. Oliver. It seems to me that things are not well with you, if you forgive for mentioning it.
  • Oliver: You're quite right, Toad. All I do is shunt these freight cars onto the turntable. I longed for a nice run. It's what an engine really means.
  • Toad: Uh, quite so, Mr. Oliver. May i suggest that you speak to Sir Topham Hatt about your problems.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But Oliver said nothing. He just grew unhappier and he was rough with the freight cars.
  • Cars: You're no good, Oliver, you're dangerous. We want Percy.
  • Oliver: Percy's far too busy to be bothered with the likes of you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And Oliver bumped the freight cars hard.
  • Workman: You silly engine!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Shouted a workman.
  • Workman: It'll take a long time to repair this turntable which'll cause confusion and delay!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: That night, Sir Topham Hatt arrived.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Oliver, you had caused confusion. I thought you can control freight cars. You should work the mail train for a while. Maybe the night air will clear your smokebox.
  • Oliver: Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Oliver sadly.
  • Driver: Cheer up, old chap.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver.
  • Driver: The mail train run is a fine run for an engine like you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Oliver smiled, but he still felt he had left everyone down. His driver took him along the coastal run with the mail train. The fresh air couldn't help but brighten Oliver's spirits. They made good speed until it was time to collect some important mail from Harold the Helicopter.
  • Oliver: Come on, Harold.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: At last Harold landed.
  • Harold: Sorry i'm late, great western. Had any uh bit of a problems with one of my arms. Kept letting me down when i was uh meant to be up. You know how it is.
  • Driver: We know that we'll be late for our first run.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Oliver's driver. Soon, they were on their way again. Ahead was a red signal light. Oliver didn't realized that the signalman had dozed off. Oliver whistled several times, but the signal stayed red.
  • Driver: There must be something wrong with that signal. We'll go slowly and stop by the signalbox.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver. But they never reached it. The points before the signalbox were switched to an old track. They were going the wrong way. Oliver's fireman was concered.
  • Fireman: We need to find the watertower soon.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Instead they saw an old station. Disaster lay ahead.
  • (Crash!)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Meanwhile, Sir Topham Hatt was worried.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Oliver has not returned. We'll send out a search party.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Soon he was high in the sky with Harold.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: There they are.
  • Driver: It wasn't Oliver's fault.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sighed the driver.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I'm aware of that. I'm just glad to see you were all safe.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Then he saw something. It was an empty old house beside the station. He went to inspect it. When he returned, he spoke to Oliver.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You have found another attraction for our island. We'll make this house as good as new and visitors can have tea and crumpets there.
  • Oliver: Hmm.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sighed Oliver.
  • Oliver: Getting lost can be interesting but being found can be much nicer. Especially what an engine feels really useful.
  • (Oliver's Find ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Oliver learned about the discovery.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Good.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Off to the final level!
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • (We find Cassidy and Butch with the Festival Crashers and Poacher Brothers at Metal)
  • Cassidy: Soon, our plan will come true.
  • Butch: Indeed!
  • Tsuyoshi: It's a good thing we've been back.
  • Braggo: And we mean it.
  • Tetsuya: We'll beat Rocket and Perry!
  • Chico: And even the Power Rangers!
  • Hisashi: He he, they're about to be wiped out!
  • Blurt: They'll be sorry.
  • Red Ranger: Oh, no, we won't!
  • (Cassidy and the others turn around to see Rocket, Perry and the Power Rangers)
  • Green Ranger: Your time is over!
  • Rocket: Say goodbye to your planned domination!
  • Cassidy: Let's get them!
  • Butch: If it's the last thing we'll do!
  • Festival Crashers and Poacher Brothers: Yeah!
  • (As both sides engage in a war, She's A Maniac plays)
  • Michael Sembello: Just a steel town girl on a Saturday night Looking for the fight of her life In the real time world no one sees her at all They all say she's crazy Locking rhythms to the beat of her heart Changing moment into light She has danced into the danger zone When the dancer becomes the dance It can cut you like a knife If the gift becomes the fire All the while you're stuck between What's will and what will be She's a maniac, maniac on the floor And she's dancing like she never danced before She's a maniac, maniac on the floor And she's dancing like she never danced before On the ice filled line of sanity It's a place most never see It's a hard won place of mystery You can touch it but can't hold it You work all your life for that moment in time It can come or pass you by It's a push of the world but there's always a chance If the hunger stays alive There's a cold kinetic heat Struggling, stretching for the beat Never stopping With her hair against the wind She's a maniac, maniac on the floor And she's dancing like she never danced before She's a maniac, maniac on the floor And she's dancing like she never danced before La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la It can cut you like a knife If the gift becomes the fire All the while you're stuck between What's will and what will be She's a maniac, maniac at your door And she's dancing like she never danced before She's a maniac, maniac at your door And she's dancing like she never danced before.
  • (She's A Maniac ends as Cassidy, Butch and the trios get knocked out, just before the Conductors return)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: (imitating Mr. Midcarda) Uno, Dos, Tres!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: We have a group of winners!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Reminds me of Daisy the Diesel Rail Car and a bull on the line.
  • (He blows his whistle and Bulls Eyes starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Toby the Tram Engine has cowcatcher and sideplates. They helped to prevent animals from getting hurt if they should stray onto the line. Daisy thought Toby's fenders were silly.
  • Daisy: You're afraid of getting hurt yourself.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: She flounced.
  • Toby: I'm not.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Huffed Toby.
  • Daisy: Yes you are. I don't have stupid cowcatchers but I'm not frightened. I just toot and they all go away.
  • Toby: But they don't.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Toby.
  • Daisy: They would with me. Animals always run if you toot and look them in the eye.
  • Toby: Even bulls?
  • Daisy: Even bulls.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Daisy. Daisy had never met a bull but she purred away quite unconcerned. She tooted at a farm crossing and the horse and cart halted while she went by.
  • Daisy: Huh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: She said.
  • Daisy: It's easy. I just toot and they all stand aside. Poor little Toby. I'm sorry he's frightened.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: At the next station, a policeman was waiting.
  • Policeman: There's a bull on the line.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He warned.
  • Policeman: Please persuade it to return to the farmer.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Daisy was excited.
  • Daisy: Now...
  • Mr. Conductor 1: She thought.
  • Daisy: ...I'll show Toby how to manage bulls.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Champion isn't really a fierce bull, but this morning he was cross. He'd strayed from his field, crashed through a fence, slithered down a slope and now he didn't know where he was. Suddenly, he saw some grass.
  • Champion: Now for my breakfast.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He thought.
  • Daisy: Oooh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Tooted Daisy.
  • Daisy: Go on.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Champion was too busy chomping to take any notice.
  • Daisy: Ooh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Daisy again. Champion kept grazing.
  • Daisy: This is all wrong.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Daisy.
  • Daisy: How can I look him in the eye if he wont turn around.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: At last he did.
  • Champion: Moo!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Champion.
  • Daisy: Oo, oh, uh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Murmured Daisy.
  • Daisy: Why doesn't he run away?
  • Daisy's Driver: Go on, Daisy.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said her driver.
  • Daisy's Driver: He's harmless.
  • Daisy: Yes.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Daisy unhappily.
  • Daisy: You know he's harmless and I know he's harmless. But does he know. Look at his horns if i bump into him he might hurt, me uh, them. Uh, the farmer wouldn't like that.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Champion sniffed at Daisy.
  • (Champion starts sniffing)
  • Daisy: Ugh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Daisy and that was that. Daisy did no more. Toby was bemused and amused to see her back in the station so soon.
  • Toby: Bulls always run if you toot and look them in the eye. Eh, Daisy?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Daisy stayed silent.
  • Toby: Ah, well.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Continued Toby.
  • Toby: We can live and learn. I better chase him away for you i suppose.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He clanked away to find Champion. Toby's bell rang and his whistle sounded but Champion took no notice. Then Toby whooshed loudly. That did the trick. Toby whooshed a little more and now breakfast over. Champion chauntered away to join the farmer. Daisy was feeling exhausted. She was glad when her day's work was over. Some boys were on the platform.
  • Boy: Look, Daisy.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: One teased.
  • Boy: I've got some sweets. They're called Bulls Eyes. I like them do you.
  • Daisy: Ah, keep your old bulls eyes.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And Daisy scuttled to her shed.
  • (Bulls Eyes ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So we will never see Daisy again.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Oh, dear.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Roll the end credits.
  • (We go to a black background, and while the credits roll, the Heathcliff and The Catillac Cats theme plays)
  • Chorus: Heathcliff, Heathcliff no one should Terrify their neighborhood! But Heathcliff just won't be undone Playing pranks on everyone! There's a race to be on top The competition doesn't stop! Fixing with the ladies there Being charming debonair! The gang will reign supreme And no one can deny-ny-ny-ny! They'll make up history And always have an alibi-bi! So join in the jubilee The cats are great they'll all agree! Confind in each calamity The cats superiority! Ooh, oohooohooh Ooh, oohooohooh Heathcliff, Heathcliff, no one should Terrify their neighborhood! But Heathcliff just won't be undone You should realize he can win it with you!

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