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Diamond Tiara: Holy Celestia! They have rub-on cutie marks in stores, now, Daddy?

Filthy Rich: Of course they do, Diamond. 

Diamond Tiara: Really? (gasps) Does that mean Apple Bloom won't be a blank flank once she buys a roll of rub-on cutie marks?

Filthy Rich: I...I guess.

Diamond Tiara: GRRRRRRRRRRR! I WANT APPLE BLOOM TO STAY A BLANK FLANK! 

Filthy Rich: Diamond! Stop yelling!

Diamond: BUT I DON'T WANT APPLE BLOOM TO ATTACH A CUTIE MARK TO HER BLANK FLANK!

Filthy Rich: That's it. I'm sending you to your room.

Narrator: Diamond Tiara went to her room for punishment.

Diamond Tiara: OH DARN!!!!! NOW I'LL NEVER STOP APPLE BLOOM FROM BUYING THOSE CUTIE MARKS!

Then Applejack came and consulted Diamond Tiara.

Applejack: Diamond, Apple Bloom wanted a roll of rub-on cutie marks for herself and her friends, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo.

Diamond: Does that mean THEY won't be blank flanks anymore?

Applejack:No, but they will be happy to have their cutie marks.

8 minutes later....

Diamond Tiara: Gee, I hope Apple Bloom is up to something.

Apple Bloom: Hey, Diamond! Come look at this!

Diamond Tiara: Okay, fine.

Apple Bloom: Look! We got cutie marks! My cutie mark's an apple with flowers surrounding it!

Sweetie Belle: Mine's a pink heart!

Scootaloo: Mine's a butterfly!

Diamond Tiara: AAAAAAAAARGH! YOU'RE NO LONGER BLANK FLANKS! I'M RUINED FOR GOOD NOW!

Apple Bloom: Hold on! Your crown!

(Apple Bloom steals Diamond Tiara's crown)

Apple Bloom: Now we'll buy a cutie mark REMOVER so that you'll become a blank flank and we'll make fun of YOU.

Diamond Tiara: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Narrator: Poor Diamond Tiara was now very upset. Her enemies now had cutie marks, and her cutie mark was about to be removed. The end!

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