Lights, camera, action;
Diamond Tiara: Holy Celestia! They have rub-on cutie marks in stores, now, Daddy?
Filthy Rich: Of course they do, Diamond.
Diamond Tiara: Really? (gasps) Does that mean Apple Bloom won't be a blank flank once she buys a roll of rub-on cutie marks?
Filthy Rich: I...I guess.
Diamond Tiara: GRRRRRRRRRRR! I WANT APPLE BLOOM TO STAY A BLANK FLANK!
Filthy Rich: Diamond! Stop yelling!
Diamond: BUT I DON'T WANT APPLE BLOOM TO ATTACH A CUTIE MARK TO HER BLANK FLANK!
Filthy Rich: That's it. I'm sending you to your room.
Narrator: Diamond Tiara went to her room for punishment.
Diamond Tiara: OH DARN!!!!! NOW I'LL NEVER STOP APPLE BLOOM FROM BUYING THOSE CUTIE MARKS!
Then Applejack came and consulted Diamond Tiara.
Applejack: Diamond, Apple Bloom wanted a roll of rub-on cutie marks for herself and her friends, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo.
Diamond: Does that mean THEY won't be blank flanks anymore?
Applejack:No, but they will be happy to have their cutie marks.
8 minutes later....
Diamond Tiara: Gee, I hope Apple Bloom is up to something.
Apple Bloom: Hey, Diamond! Come look at this!
Diamond Tiara: Okay, fine.
Apple Bloom: Look! We got cutie marks! My cutie mark's an apple with flowers surrounding it!
Sweetie Belle: Mine's a pink heart!
Scootaloo: Mine's a butterfly!
Diamond Tiara: AAAAAAAAARGH! YOU'RE NO LONGER BLANK FLANKS! I'M RUINED FOR GOOD NOW!
Apple Bloom: Hold on! Your crown!
(Apple Bloom steals Diamond Tiara's crown)
Apple Bloom: Now we'll buy a cutie mark REMOVER so that you'll become a blank flank and we'll make fun of YOU.
Diamond Tiara: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Narrator: Poor Diamond Tiara was now very upset. Her enemies now had cutie marks, and her cutie mark was about to be removed. The end!