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  • Here's the full transcript to Diesel's Devious Deed.

Characters

  • Henry
  • Gordon
  • James
  • Duck
  • Diesel
  • Sir Topham Hatt
  • Edward (mentioned)

Transcript

Ringo Starr UK version

  • Ringo Starr: Diesel the new engine was sulking.
  • Freight Cars: Trucks are waiting in the yard...
  • Ringo Starr: The trucks were not stop singing rudely at him.
  • Freight Cars: "Show the world what I can do", gaily boasts the Diesel. In and out he creeps about like a big black weasel...
  • Ringo Starr: Duck was horrified.
  • Freight Cars: When he pulls the wrong trucks out...
  • Duck: Shut up!
  • Ringo Starr: He ordered, and bumped them hard.
  • Freight Cars: Pop goes the Diesel!
  • Duck: I'm sorry our trucks were rude to you, Diesel.
  • Ringo Starr: Diesel was still furious.
  • Diesel: It's all your fault. You made them laugh at me.
  • Henry: Nonsense.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Henry.
  • Henry: Duck would never do that. We engines have our differences, but we never talked about them to the trucks. That would be dis...dis...
  • Gordon: Disgraceful.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Gordon.
  • James: Disgusting.
  • Ringo Starr: Put in James.
  • Henry: Despicable.
  • Ringo Starr: Finished Henry. Diesel hated Duck. He wanted him to be sent away, so he made a plan. He was going to tell lies about Duck. Next day, he spoke to the trucks.
  • Diesel: I see you like jokes. You made a good joke about me yesterday. I laughed and laughed. Duck told me one about Gordon. I'll whisper it. Don't tell Gordon I told you.
  • Ringo Starr: And he sniggered away.
  • Freight Cars: Ha, ha, ha!
  • Ringo Starr: Guffawed the trucks.
  • Freight Cars: Gordon will be cross with Duck when he knows. Let's tell him and get back at Duck for bumping us.
  • Ringo Starr: They laughed rudely at the engines as they went by. Soon Gordon, Henry, and James found out why.
  • Gordon: Disgraceful.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Gordon.
  • James: Disgusting.
  • Ringo Starr: Said James.
  • Henry: Despicable.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Henry.
  • Henry: We cannot allow it.
  • Ringo Starr: They consulted together.
  • Henry: Yes.
  • Ringo Starr: They said.
  • Henry: He did it to us, we'll do it to him and see how he likes it.
  • Ringo Starr: Duck was tired out. The trucks had been cheeky and troublesome. He wanted a rest in the shed. The 3 engines barred his way.
  • (Gordon, James and Henry wheesh steam with fury, causing Duck to get dazed)
  • James: Keep out!
  • Duck: Stop fooling.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Duck.
  • Duck: I'm tired.
  • James: So are we.
  • Ringo Starr: Hissed the engines.
  • Gordon: We're tired of you. We like Diesel. We don't like you.
  • Henry: You tell tales about us to the trucks.
  • Duck: I don't!
  • Gordon, James and Henry: You do!
  • Duck: I don't!
  • Gordon, James and Henry: You do!
  • Ringo Starr: The Fat Controller came to stop the noise.
  • Gordon: Duck called me a "Galloping Sausage"!
  • Ringo Starr: Spluttered Gordon.
  • James: "Rusty Red Scrap Iron"!
  • Ringo Starr: Hissed James.
  • Henry: I'm "Old Square Wheels"!
  • Ringo Starr: Fumed Henry.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Well, Duck?
  • Ringo Starr: Duck considered.
  • Duck: I only wish sir.
  • Ringo Starr: He said gravely.
  • Duck: That I thought of those names myself. If the dome fits...
  • Sir Topham Hatt: (clearing throat)
  • Gordon, James and Henry: He made trucks laugh at us.
  • Ringo Starr: Accused the engines. The Fat Controller recovered. He been trying not to laugh himself.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Did you, Duck?
  • Duck: Certainly not, Sir. No steam engine will be as mean as that.
  • Ringo Starr: Diesel lurked up.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Now, Diesel, you heard what Duck said.
  • Diesel: I can't understand it, Sir, to think that Duck of all engines. I'm dreadfully grieved, Sir, but know nothing.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I see.
  • Ringo Starr: Said The Fat Controller. Diesel squirmed and hope he didn't.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I'm sorry, Duck, but you must go to Edward's station for a while. I know he'll be glad to see him.
  • Duck: As you wish, Sir.
  • Ringo Starr: Duck trundled sadly away, while Diesel smirked with triumph.

George Carlin version

  • George Carlin: Diesel the new engine was sulking.
  • Freight Cars: Trucks are waiting in the yard...
  • George Carlin: The freight cars were not stop singing rudely at him.
  • Freight Cars: "Show the world what I can do", gaily boasts the Diesel. In and out he creeps about like a big black weasel...
  • George Carlin: Duck was horrified.
  • Freight Cars: When he pulls the wrong trucks out...
  • Duck: Shut up!
  • George Carlin: He ordered, and bumped them hard.
  • Freight Cars: Pop goes the Diesel!
  • Duck: I'm sorry our cars were rude to you, Diesel.
  • George Carlin: Diesel was still furious.
  • Diesel: It's all your fault. You made them laugh at me.
  • Henry: Nonsense.
  • George Carlin: Said Henry.
  • Henry: Duck would never do that. We engines have our differences, but we never talked about them to the cars. That would be dis...dis...
  • Gordon: Disgraceful.
  • George Carlin: Said Gordon.
  • James: Disgusting.
  • George Carlin: Put in James.
  • Henry: Despicable.
  • George Carlin: Finished Henry. Diesel hated Duck. He wanted him to be sent away, so he made a plan. He was going to tell lies about Duck. Next day, he spoke to the cars.
  • Diesel: I see you like jokes. You made a good joke about me yesterday. I laughed and laughed. Duck told me one about Gordon. I'll whisper it. Don't tell Gordon I told you.
  • George Carlin: And he sniggered away.
  • Freight Cars: Ha, ha, ha!
  • George Carlin: Guffawed the cars.
  • Freight Cars: Gordon will be cross with Duck when he knows. Let's tell him and get back at Duck for bumping us.
  • George Carlin: They laughed rudely at the engines as they went by. Soon Gordon, Henry, and James found out why.
  • Gordon: Disgraceful.
  • George Carlin: Said Gordon.
  • James: Disgusting.
  • George Carlin: Put in James.
  • Henry: Despicable.
  • George Carlin: Finished Henry.
  • Henry: We cannot allow it.
  • George Carlin: They consulted together.
  • Henry: Yes.
  • George Carlin: They said.
  • Henry: He did it to us, we'll do it to him and see how he likes it.
  • George Carlin: Duck was tired out. The cars had been cheeky and troublesome. He wanted a rest in the shed. The 3 engines barred his way.
  • (Gordon, James and Henry wheesh steam with fury, causing Duck to get dazed)
  • James: Keep out!
  • Duck: Stop fooling.
  • George Carlin: Said Duck.
  • Duck: I'm tired.
  • James: So are we.
  • George Carlin: Hissed the engines.
  • Gordon: We're tired of you. We like Diesel. We don't like you.
  • Henry: You tell tales about us to the cars.
  • Duck: I don't!
  • Gordon, James and Henry: You do!
  • Duck: I don't!
  • Gordon, James and Henry: You do!
  • George Carlin: Sir Topham Hatt came to stop the noise.
  • Gordon: Duck called me a "Galloping Sausage"!
  • George Carlin: Spluttered Gordon.
  • James: "Rusty Red Scrap Iron"!
  • George Carlin: Hissed James.
  • Henry: I'm "Old Square Wheels"!
  • George Carlin: Fumed Henry.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Well, Duck?
  • George Carlin: Duck considered.
  • Duck: I only wish sir.
  • George Carlin: He said gravely.
  • Duck: That I thought of those names myself. If the dome fits...
  • Sir Topham Hatt: (clearing throat)
  • Gordon, James and Henry: He made cars laugh at us.
  • George Carlin: Accused the engines. Sir Topham Hatt recovered. He been trying not to laugh himself.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Did you, Duck?
  • Duck: Certainly not, Sir. No steam engine will be as mean as that.
  • George Carlin: Diesel lurked up.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Now, Diesel, you heard what Duck said.
  • Diesel: I can't understand it, Sir, to think that Duck of all engines. I'm dreadfully grieved, Sir, but know nothing.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I see.
  • George Carlin: Said Sir Topham Hatt. Diesel squirmed and hope he didn't.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I'm sorry, Duck, but you must go to Edward's station for a while. I know he'll be glad to see him.
  • Duck: As you wish, Sir.
  • George Carlin: Duck trundled sadly away, while Diesel smirked with triumph.

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