Dipper and The Haunted Mine is a Jake & Friends spoof to Percy and The Haunted Mine, narrated by Michael Angelis for the UK.


  1. Dipper Pines as Percy (Jason Ritter)
  2. Timon as Donald (Quintin Flynn)
  3. Pumbaa as Douglas (Ernie Sabella)
  4. Mickey Mouse as Sir Topham Hatt (Wayne Allwine)
  5. Jake Long as Thomas (Dante Basco)
  6. Dave The Barbarian as Henry (Danny Cooksey)
  7. Beck Redford as Gordon (Elijah Wood)
  8. Ron Stoppable as James (Will Friedle)
  9. Penn Zero as Toby (Thomas Middleditch)
  10. Randy Cunningham as Duck (Ben Schwartz)
  11. Howard Weinerman as Oliver (Andrew Caldwell)
  12. Mr. Whiskers as Stepney (Charlie Adler)
  13. Michael Banks as Stephen Hatt (???)
  14. Jane Banks as Bridget Hatt (???)
  15. Grunkle Stan Pines as Cyril The Fogman (???)
  16. Captain B. McCrea as Farmer Trotter (???)
  17. Widow Tweed as The Storyteller (???)


  • Michael Angelis: In the summertime, the branch line stationmasters enjoy a friendly competition for the most beautiful station on the Disneyland. The characters love to help too. One evening Mickey Mouse came to the sheds.
  • Mickey: I want Dipper to collect some flower bushes from Lower Tidmouth Station.
  • Michael Angelis: He said.
  • Mickey: They're at Maithwaithe.
  • Dipper: Maithwaithe?
  • Michael Angelis: Dipper said.
  • Dipper: Y-y-yes sir.
  • Michael Angelis: He added nervously. Dipper chuffed anxiously through the thickening fog. He doesn't like travelling to Maithwaithe at night. The line passes through a junction next to a spooky old quarry mine. Dipper hoped the signal at the junction would be green. He didn't want to stop next to the mine. But the signal was red. He had to stop. Suddenly he saw something.
  • Dipper: Bouncing buffers!
  • Michael Angelis: Cried Dipper. His driver hadn't seen the old chimney sink into the ground. The signal changed. Dipper was so scared, he steamed away as fast as he could. The next day, Dipper was telling Timon and Pumbaa about the disappearing chimney.
  • Timon: It's the naughty gnomes.
  • Michael Angelis: Teased Timon.
  • Pumbaa: We fat men with big feet. They make strange things happen.
  • Michael Angelis: Said Pumbaa.
  • Pumbaa: It's legend. They steal your wheels and filch your funnels.
  • Michael Angelis: Dipper didn't want to believe them, but he wasn't sure. Mickey Mouse was waiting for Dipper at Dryaw Station.
  • Mickey: I want you to collect some pirates from the abandoned mine.
  • Michael Angelis: He said.
  • Dipper: Y-y-yes sir.
  • Michael Angelis: Dipper answered. But he really didn't want to go there again. Dipper hoped he wouldn't see anything else disappear. He slipped into the sidings and buffered up to the pirates.
  • Dipper: Spooky.
  • Michael Angelis: Stammered Dipper. Suddenly, another building at the old mine sank into the ground.
  • Dipper's Driver: What was that?!
  • Michael Angelis: Shouted his driver.
  • Dipper: Double bouncing buffers!
  • Michael Angelis: Shrieked Dipper. He was so scared, he lurched forward and rammed the pirate.
  • Dipper: Naughty gnomes!
  • Michael Angelis: Cried Dipper. He steamed away faster than before, all the way back to Lower Tidmouth Station. Dipper's driver told Mickey Mouse what they had seen.
  • Dipper: It's the naughty gnomes.
  • Michael Angelis: Cried Dipper.
  • Dipper: They like to cause trouble. It's legend.
  • Mickey: Nonsense.
  • Michael Angelis: Said Mickey.
  • Mickey: The old buildings are collapsing at empty mine shafts. That's all.
  • Dipper: But I saw the gnomes.
  • Michael Angelis: Protested Dipper.
  • Mickey: Of course you did.
  • Michael Angelis: Said Mickey.
  • Mickey: Garden gnomes.
  • Dipper: Garden gnomes?
  • Mickey: To decorate Lower Tidmouth Station.
  • Michael Angelis: Mickey said.
  • Mickey: They're not scary. Garden gnomes bring good luck.
  • Michael Angelis: And he ordered Dipper to return immediately and get them. Dipper was scared, but he knew he had to be responsible. So he carried on.
  • Dipper: I'm not scared, I'm not scared.
  • Michael Angelis: He waited for something else spooky to happen. But it didn't and Mickey was right. The garden gnomes weren't scary at all. His driver and fireman had collected the gnomes and Dipper took them straight back to Lower Tidmouth Station. Later that week, the stationmanster thanked Percy.
  • Stationmanster: We wouldn't have won our competition without your garden gnomes, Dipper.
  • Michael Angelis: Dipper was very proud.
  • Dipper: You were right, sir, naughty gnomes can be lucky after all.

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