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  • (a very catchy intro is played to start the movie with a song made for the film titled "Free Time" is played)
  • (The film begins by showing the city of Weird World and zooms to a rocky mountain on a beach and then a Big Mac house on the edge of the rocky mountain is shown)
  • (In the house, Craig is asleep in a padding pool with a leopard blanket and green, yellow and white pillow and George is asleep in bed with a Mr. Bean duvet and pillow cover on it, when the alarm clock beeps) (The clock reads 9:25am and George tries to turn it off, then after 6 beeps, George, then grabs an axe and slices and damages it, then sits up in surprise)
  • George Jacqueline: Sour cream and beetroot! Oh. (yawns and stretches) (Craig somehow is in George's bed) Good morning.
  • Craig: Morning.
  • George Jacqueline: Ahh!
  • Craig: Ahh!
  • George Jacqueline: Don't hurt me!
  • Craig: DON'T HURT ME!!
  • (George and Craig breath repeatedly for a few seconds, George stops but Craig keeps doing it)
  • George Jacqueline: Craig, stop fucking doing that man.
  • Craig: (stops breathing) OK.
  • George Jacqueline: Honestly, you are so queer at times, man.
  • Craig: I know. Sorry I scared you. (sighs happily) Good, it's time to get up. I love mornings. (gets out of bed and opens the curtains) Wow! Look at the beautiful morning sun.
  • George Jacqueline: (gets out of bed and looks at the sun) Woah. That is beautiful. I could see it all day. (his eyes are burning)
  • Craig: Uh, George?
  • George Jacqueline: (slurps a drink and his eyes get cooler) What, man?
  • Craig: Nothing, but... *Sniggers* ...I thought your eyes were on fire. (George punches him) Ow!
  • George Jacqueline: Never mind that. 
  • (Elenaor Jacqueline comes into 
  • George Jacqueline: You wanna get some breakfast?
  • Craig: Yeah! Yeah, I do! Meet in the kitchen in 10 seconds. (bounces slowly to the door and bumps into it and falls over) It might be 20 seconds though.
  • (A "Twenty Seconds Later" timecard is shown then Craig is putting two waffles in the toaster)
  • Eleanor Jacqueline: Hello, Craig. Doing George's breakfast?
  • Craig: Yes! Ahh! I hate waiting! But I'll listen to some music while I'm waiting. (puts on a sombrero and a fake moustache, then turns the radio on and the music that comes on is The Mexican Hat Dance by El Jarabe Tapatio) (He starts spinning into the air) NACHO-ROOKIE...!!! (hits George who comes downstairs and they both fall onto the floor)
  • George Jacqueline: Craig!
  • Craig: *In Spanish accent* ¡ Ah! Hola. Ven a la cocina y disfruta del viaje.
  • George Jacqueline: Aren't you suppose to be doing my breakfast?
  • Craig: *In Spanish accent* Sorry, amigo! *In normal voice* I mean sorry.
  • (the waffles pop up from the toaster and Craig puts them on a plate)
  • George Jacqueline: More waffles!
  • Craig: *In Spanish accent* OK, amigo! (puts two more waffles in the toaster and then they pop up after a few seconds) ¡ Ah! Perfecto.
  • George Jacqueline: Craig, stop speaking Spanish!
  • Craig: *In Spanish accent* Sorry, amigo! *In normal voice* I mean sorry.
  • (Craig puts the waffles on top of the other ones) (Then, he puts syrup on them, then some cream on and drops strawberries, raspberries, blackberries and blueberries on them)
  • Craig: *In Spanish accent* Done, amigo! *In normal voice* I mean, done George!
  • (scene cuts to George sitting on the couch eating his breakfast)
  • George Jacqueline: Craig, this is delicious. Thanks so much.

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  • (the music I Love It by Icona Pop featuring Charli XCX plays)
  • Craig: Now to get ready for the day ahead. (George and Craig are in their separate showers) And don't forget to wash behind you're ears.
  • George Jacqueline: Craig, you don't have ears.
  • Craig: So, neither do you.
  • George Jacqueline: I knew th... Craig, are you cleaning your eye?
  • (Craig is rubbing a bar of soap in his eye)
  • Craig: So, it doesn't sting.
  • (George puts shaving cream on his face, then shaves it)
  • George Jacqueline: Perfect.
  • (Then, Craig puts some shaving cream on his face, then on his entire body)
  • Craig: Well, that's not gonna work. Have we got another bottle? 
  • George Jacqueline: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! No.
  • Craig: In that case, I'll shave my whole body.
  • (Craig shaves his entire body)
  • Craig: There.
  • (George brushes his teeth, then uses a water pistol to spray water in his mouth, gargles and spits) (Craig brushes too)
  • George: Craig, you doing a good job on brushing your teeth...
  • Craig: I know, good huh?
  • George: The thing is though... *Sniggers* your using the shaving cream, not the toothpaste.
  • Craig: What? (picks up the bottle and the label says "Shaving Cream") Oh. (smacks his lips) Actually, it tastes OK.
  • George Jacqueline: *Laughs* Next - comb hair. Craig, where's the hairbrush?
  • Craig: Oh, here it is.
  • (Craig picks up a crawfish)
  • George Jacqueline: Craig, that's not a hairbrush, it's a...
  • (the crawfish pinches George's finger)
  • Georg
  • Craig: Oops. Oh, here it is.
  • (Craig hands the hairbrush to George)
  • George Jacqueline: Hmm... (strokes the brissles) Yes, it's a haribrush. Thanks. (combs his hair) Perfect.
  • (George hands the hairbrush to Craig)
  • Craig: (brushes his hair, then dips a paintbrush in a pot of blue paint and paints over a crack on his shell) Volia.
  • George Jacqueline: Let's see. (dresses up in various things like a doctor, boxer, policeman, Shakespeare, knight, robot, scuba diver, penguin until he finally gets his normal clothes on) No, no, nuh uh, no, not this one, *In robitic voice* incorrect, not that, no flippin' way, even though I look funny... Perfect! (grabs his trainers) Craig, tie my laces please.
  • Craig: OK. (ties George's laces) There.
  • George Jacqueline: Thanks, bud. Now I'm ready to go to college.
  • Craig: Yeah, yay!
  • Both: Power punch! (both their fists fly off then fly to each other and explode)
  • (when the the explosion leaves, George and Craig are shown burnt)
  • George and Craig: Ouch.
  • (Eleanor opens their bedroom door and peaks through)
  • Eleanor Jacqueline: Are you two alright?
  • George Jacqueline: We're fine, Mum. We just had a... 
  • Craig: We did a power punch and we got burnt. Well, that always happens when we do a power punch, you know.
  • Eleanor Jacqueline: Oh, OK.

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  • George Jacqueline: Time for some fun. 
  • (George grabs some red and orange top hats and puts them on Craig)
  • George Jacqueline: He, he. Red, orange, red orange. 
  • (George finds a green top hat and puts that on Craig too)
  • George Jacqueline: (points to the top hats on Craig's head) Ong, ong, he, he. Traffic lights! You cuold stand on the pavement and tell everyone when to go and stop.
  • Craig: Oh, shut up. (throws the top hats away) If there was an actual traffic light in here, I could pop it on your head and laugh at you.
  • George Jacqueline: Fat chance! Hey. (looks at the viewers) Psst. Watch this for a laugh. I'm gonna give the performance of a lifetime. Oi! Bulb Bell! I'm the Daddy now!
  • Craig: (his pupil enlarges) O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o...!
  • George Jacqueline: What are you doing?
  • Craig: ...o-o-o-o-oooooooo-ah! What shall I do for you?
  • George Jacqueline: Perfect. Now, get in the bathroom and draw a bus on the mirror. (takes out a green felt tip pen from his back) With this felt tip pen.
  • Craig: But you can't draw on a mirror.
  • George Jacqueline: Oh, poke it!
  • (The telephone rings)
  • George Jacqueline: Would you excuse me?
  • (George walks into the hallway)
  • Craig: Hello-o? (Craig seems to have somehow got to the phone first) Oh, yes. Do you like quiche? What's your favourite Icelandic music?
  • (Eleanor appears and takes the phone off Craig)
  • Eleanor Jacqueline: Thank you, Craig. Hello? Oh, he's right here, yes. George, sweetie, it's for you.

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  • (a drop of water falls on Craig)
  • Craig: What the... George!
  • (George is revealed to put walking on the ceiling on some plungers and he is holding a mop and a bucket of soapy water)
  • George Jacqueline: Hi, Craig!
  • Craig: Tell me why you are up there please hanging like a penguin with no lunch.
  • George Jacqueline: I'm mopping the ceiling. Neat, huh?
  • Craig: Yeah, but your getting drops of milk everywhere. Is it semi-skimmed milk? Or am I thinking myself as Rik Mayall?
  • George Jacqueline: Don't worry, I'll dry after.
  • Craig: Don't tell me - you are going to use a hand fan to dry the wet spots.
  • George Jacqueline: Have you been looking in my pocket?

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  • (George walks down the wall, uses the hand fan to dry the wet spots and walks into the living room when the lightbulb falls off the ceiling, smashing when it hits the floor)
  • George Jacqueline: What? Mum!, the bulb's smashed! Shall I get another lightbulb from the lightbulb drawer? You know, the one in my bedroom that also has a pistol in it? Mum? Craig, do you know where Mum... is? Craig?
  • Craig: I'm in the garden!
  • (George walks outside into the garden)
  • George Jacqueline: Craig, where are you?
  • Craig: I'm on your left.
  • (George looks to his right)
  • Craig: Your other left.
  • (George looks and Craig is shown hanging cups with orange string on the line)
  • George Jacqueline: Now, Craig, we have... Woah! What are you doing? I need you to help look for a lightbulb.
  • Craig: And I have one. I just need you to play my game to get it.
  • George Jacqueline: OK, but only one turn.

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  • (scene cuts to Craig talking on the phone)
  • Craig: Hello? Is that Pizza Hut? Yes. Could I have a small Thin N' Crispy Veggie Lover's and erm... George?
  • George Jacqueline: I'll have a medium Stuffed Crust Grilled Chicken Rustico, please.
  • Craig: OK! And a large Multigrain Grilled Chicken Arrabiata.
  • George Jacqueline: Oh, boy.
  • Craig: Also some Garlic Bread with Cheese, 5 WingStreet Hot Wings, a Chicken Caeser Salad, some Cinnaparts for dessert and for drinks... George?
  • George Jacqueline: A Mountain Dew, please.
  • Craig: And a 7-Up. 2, please. OK, thank you, bye.

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  • George Jacqueline: Craig, can I ask a question? It's quite stupid but can I ask you anyway?
  • Craig: Better than every other best friend I had.
  • George Jacqueline: Well... why do crabs walk sideways?
  • Craig: Ha, ha, ha! Seriously? Well, they... Well... Because... It's bec... Why do crabs walk sideways? I... Well... so they can sing.
  • George Jacqueline: What?
  • Craig: (dances like crazy) # Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside! # 
  • (George and Craig both laugh)

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  • George Jacqueline: Hey, I got an idea. Let's play I Spy.
  • Craig: OK, me, first! I spy with my... Only eye.
  • George Jacqueline: Come on, Atom-Pup's not gonna feed himself.
  • Craig: OK, Mr. Bossy. Something beginning wiith... C.
  • George Jacqueline: Cabinet!
  • Craig: No.
  • George Jacqueline: Clouds!
  • Craig: No.
  • George Jacqueline: Coasters!
  • Craig: No.
  • George Jacqueline: Cupboard?
  • Craig: No.
  • George Jacqueline: (starts looking bored) Chair?
  • Craig: No.
  • George Jacqueline: (slightly boredly) Crab?
  • Craig: No.
  • George Jacqueline: (boredly) Curtains?
  • Craig: No.
  • George Jacqueline: (boredly) Couch.
  • Craig: No.
  • George Jacqueline: I give up. What is it?
  • Craig: Sky.
  • George Jacqueline: Craig! You one-eyed cretin! "Sky" doesn't begin with C.
  • Craig: Oh, right. You're right, my brain is so tiny I can't even answer a simple Maths question. 
  • George Jacqueline: (sighs)
  • Hikouki (on TV): And coming up next...
  • Craig: Hey look! News about King Pharrell's Diamond Jubilee! Turn it up!
  • Hikouki: I can just say now, I'm particularly nervous of announcing. I'M ON TV!
  • Hank: Just finish the speech!
  • Hikouki: OK, Hank. (clears throat) Anyway, we now go live to our king who has a few words to say.
  • King Axecutioner: Thank you Hikouki. (In quiet voice) And stop being nervous while on TV. Right. (clears throat) Hello, my people. It's me King Pharrell who is the king of Weird World.
  • George Jacqueline: Hey, look! King Pharrell. I love that dude.
  • King Axecutioner: I'd like to invade, duh, I mean invite you all to my castle for my Diamond Jubilee this Friday. Biscuits, duh, I mean tickets are only $6.99 for a single person, or if more than one people come at the same time, it's $5 for each person. Thank you for listening. And this party is gonna be... (in opera voice) ...the most spectacular...!! (back in normal voice) ...you have ever seen. And have a lonely, duh I mean lovely day folks.
  • (The scene cuts the castle where the filming is at)
  • King Axecutioner: And cut. He, he. Good job everyone. You did well. I would like to say thanks to Hank and Hikouki for being my co-presenters. Roger for the editing and my faithful Ballonions for the filming, directing, producing, writing, music and a few other high technical pieces of information that I DON'T need to mumble, duh I mean mention. And that's all for now. And once some of the citizens come into our death trap, we will make sure they are never seen again. *Cackles*

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  • (Craig switches off TV)
  • George Jacqueline: Oh, my G-O-S-H! WE GOTTA GO!!!
  • Craig: Well we do have $10 I saved up for a special occasion. Will this be enough for both of us?
  • George Jacqueline: Oh, yes. I should think so. I love that guy.
  • Craig: I know. King Pharrell is awesome. Thanks to him, we have companies, food, television programmes and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, BLAH!
  • George Jacqueline: Absolutely! Let's celebrate to the greatest king of all time! Brofist! (George closes his fist and pounds it towards Craig)
  • Craig: AHH! Don't punch me again! What did I do this time?

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  • Eleanor Jacqueline: George, time to go.
  • George Jacqueline: Oh, right.
  • Craig: Where to?
  • George Jacqueline: The bowling alley. There's a competition I entered and the winner recieves a month's supply of pink wafers.
  • Craig: OK. I hope you win. And make sure you don't slam your face in the door on the way out!
  • George Jacqueline: Well, I suppose you'd want me to open the door like this... (opens the door) (a crab walks by him) Oh, after you sir. (The crab walks out) As I was saying, I suppose you'd want me to open the door like this... (opens the door again) (another crab walks by) Oh, after you sir. (The crab walks out) Right, I suppose you'd want me to open the door like this... (opens the door again) (A third crab walks by) Oh, after you sir. Wait a minute! 
  • (George looks outside and the crab walks to a hole in the house, then stops) (A small hand grabs the crab and takes it in the house)
  • George Jacqueline: Hmm... Well then, I suppose that you'd want me to... GOTCHA!! (points to Craig who is winding up a robot crab)
  • Craig: (Throws the crab and puts his hands up) Wasn't me. I surrender.
  • George Jacqueline: Whatever. Could I have my jacket please?
  • (The scene cuts to George in a purple jacket and Eleanor walking to a right hand drive fiery coloured patterned Lamborghini)
  • George Jacqueline: Come on, Mum! I don't wanna be late! 
  • Eleanor Jacqueline: OK, sweetie, calm down.
  • George Jacqueline: Why are you coming, anyway? I can drive now.
  • Eleanor Jacqueline: I am gonna watch you and I thought I'd like to drive you there.
  • George Jacqueline: Oh, I get you.
  • Eleanor Jacqueline: Oh, sweetie, would you get the key for me?
  • George Jacqueline: OK. Good thing I keep it extra quadruple stuff.
  • (George opens the front right door, then takes out a key, then walks to the boot of the car, opens it with the key, then uses it again to open a blue box which has another key in it, which he used to open a red box which has yet another key which he used to open a green box and it also has another key in)
  • George Jacqueline: Ahh! 
  • (George shuts the boot, then opens the back left door and uses the key from the green box to open a yellow box which has another key in it)
  • George Jacqueline: Right, perfect. Ha, ha, ha. 
  • (George then uses that key to open the hood of the car which has another key in which is the key that starts the engine)
  • George Jacqueline: Here it is. Here you go, Mum.
  • Eleanor Jacqueline: Thanks.
  • (George gets in the car, then Eleanor gets in and starts the engine)
  • (They drive out of the parking space and passed the house)
  • George Jacqueline: See you later, Craig.
  • Craig: Er... *In a Spanish accent* Adiós!
  • George Jacqueline: And stop speaking Spanish! (George and Eleanor drive away off the beach, towards the city and the song I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas plays)
  • Craig: *In a Spanish accent* Sorry, Amigo! *In normal voice* Er, I mean sorry.

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  • (Eleanor parks the car in the parking spot and she gets out and then, George does too)
  • Eleanor Jacqueline: What are you going to do with all those pink wafers?
  • George Jacqueline: (suddenly stops and thinks) Hmm...
  • (scene cuts to George makes a castle using the pink wafers)
  • George Jacqueline: It's done!
  • (Craig comes by)
  • Craig: Hey, George, how did... Woah! Look at that castle! What are you going to do with it?
  • George Jacqueline: Protect it, of course. Say, Craig could you get my king and knight figurines? Oh! And some jousters.
  • Craig: OK. What for?
  • (scene cuts to George playing with a king figure, loads of knight figures and some jousters)
  • George Jacqueline: Oh, no. Jousters are coming! Protect the castle! Yes, Your Majesty! But before defeating the intruders, I need dramatic music to make it more exciting.
  • (George turns on a radio that plays the ending theme to the British sitcom Blackadder)
  • George Jacqueline: Perfect. Prepare the cannons and gather the other knights! Yes, my king! Loading them. Ready for launch on your command. Fire! (makes cannon noises) (knock some of the jousters over and puts some of the knights on them) We'll win and you will never take this castle down. Ha, ha, ya!
  • (Stephanie shows up for the first riding a black bicycle wearing a pink bike helmet and looks around and then spots George)
  • George Jacqueline: Fire torpedos at them! Your, Majesty, this isn't a submarine. I knew that. Fill the cannons with torpedos then. Are you sure? Yes, I'm sure. OK. Loading them now. Ready for launch on your command, sir. Fire! (makes cannon noises) (knocks the rest of the jousters over) Boom! We win! Ha, ha, ha! The castle is ours once again! Nothing will ever take down this castle. Nothing! 
  • (George sees Stephanie)
  • George Jacqueline: Huh? (turns off the radio) Oh, hello. Didn't see you there. I was just playing, er... Protecting his Majesty the King's castle. 
  • (Stephanie looks at him, a bit puzzled)
  • George Jacqueline: So, like I decided to play it, because I have a new castle. Well, it's not exactly new and it's not exactly a castle. It's some pink wafers I won in a bowling match. So, I made a castle with them. And I have some excess ones, so I decided to eat them. (eats a pink wafer) So, are you new here?
  • Stephanie: Well, *Giggles* I am actually. I moved here with my Mom and Dad. (looks both sides) *Whispers* I also happen to be part of a secret hero team with some friends of mine.
  • George Jacqueline: Really?
  • Stephanie: Shh! Yep. What's your name?
  • George Jacqueline: My name's George. Citizen of Weird World. Everyone knows me. And you are?
  • Stephanie: *Giggles* I'm Stephanie.

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  • Craig: My name is... Craig Uhin Acram Flecan Lilliton Energimle Montgomery lll.
  • (George and Stephanie both look puzzled)
  • Craig: Or basicially Craig.
  • Stephanie: Oh! *Giggles* Nice to meet you.
  • George Jacqueline: Caution: Craig can be dumb.
  • Stephanie: Oh. *Giggles* I see.

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  • (Stephanie throws her spear, but it gets stuck on the roof of the house)
  • Stephanie: Oh, it's stuck.
  • Craig: I'll get it. 
  • (Craig does a massive bounce and lands on the roof)
  • Craig: Made it! Now...
  • (Craig slips and slides down the roof and lands in the gutters off-screen and his silver top hat falls on the ground)
  • Craig: Did I get the spear?
  • George Jacqueline: Craig, get your head out the gutter.
  • Craig: I can't. I'm stuck.
  • (Craig pulls his head out of the gutter)
  • Craig: Wait, I'm not stuck. I'm fine.
  • (Craig touches his head and looks at it, yells and gets a censorship board to cover his head)
  • Craig: There we go.
  • Stephanie: Not to worry. I'll fly up and get it... (is about to fly, but stops) ...oh, yeah, my back pearl... is still cracked. Oh, well. I guess the chance of me flying again is beyond nil percent. (sniffles and begins to cry)
  • George Jacqueline: Stephanie, are you OK?
  • Stephanie: I'm fine, George. You see, I suffer from bipolar disorder. 
  • George Jacqueline: Bipolar whatsit?

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  • Stephanie: Don't worry George. (puts her hand on George's shoulder) I'm sure with help from me and Craig and my friends, you will be a brilliant hero. I will keep both my eyes on you every step of the way and I will teach you the skills to become an excellent hero.
  • George Jacqueline: Really?
  • Stephanie: Of course.
  • Craig: Yes, buddy, even if you are weak or lacking intelligence.
  • Stephanie: *Glares*
  • Craig: I mean, they and us wouldn't be heroes without you. You are a good friend.
  • (A citizen runs past them screaming and more come running too)
  • Craig: Oh my gosh! (pulls out a sandwich from behind his back) I still haven't eaten this sandwich.
  • George Jacqueline: What was that?
  • Stephanie: Come with me! 
  • (George hops into Stephanie's bike and Craig hops on George's back while eating his sandwich and they cycle off to the other side of the rocky hill and hide in a giant blue crate)
  • George Jacqueline: What's happening?
  • Stephanie: There's more about the story. One of my friends, Tyler, he was the one who brought me into the team and the one who started it all. You see, an evil snake/king was fighting Tyler, to try and steal the powerful axe which would make him the most powerful king in the world.
  • George Jacqueline: Axe? 
  • Stephanie: This axe is considered one of the most powerful weapons of all time.
  • George Jacqueline: And the snake?
  • Stephanie: King Axecutioner! The actual name is King Pharrell. But he changed it to make it look more evil.
  • George Jacqueline: I recognize the name. Pharrell, Pharrell. *Gasps* Wait, that would mean... Oh... my... GOODNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!
  • Stephanie: George, calm down. Breath. Don't force it.
  • George Jacqueline: *Breathes in and out* I'm think I'm OK, now. But anyway, come on, Steph. No offence, but you're pulling my leg.
  • Stephanie: No, I'm not. Craig is.

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  • Craig: Well, I'm good. Catch you later. (George throws a can of soda of him and he falls back and gets up) Soda! (picks up the soda and opens it but soda sprays on his face) Ahh! Get it off! I'm allergic to being sprayed at by liquids.
  • George Jacqueline: But you're face isn't swelling up.
  • Stephanie: Can we take this seriously, please?
  • George Jacqueline: No! I mean yes.
  • Stephanie: We need to meet Tyler in a land in the Sun.
  • George Jacqueline: But the Sun is far away in outer space, plus it's made of fire.
  • Craig: I thought the Sun was made of caramel.
  • George Jacqueline: (punches Craig) Shut it! Anyway, no one can even stand on it.
  • Stephanie: But there is a safe large area where the land is and it gets quite hot. My other friend Sponghuck has a spaceship, so we can fly to the Sun. We have to find him and fast.
  • Craig: I don't do fast. Pass. (George punches him) Ow!
  • Stephanie: Fast is the best and only way we shall get thre. And the only way we shall get there.
  • Craig: Where? 
  • Stephanie: The Sunny Grounds. Come on! Let's go!
  • George Jacqueline: I thought you said the Sun.
  • Craig: And I thought I said it was made of caramel.
  • George Jacqueline: You DID (pushes Craig aside) say that you one-eyed cretin!
  • Craig: Don't call me a cretin!
  • Stephanie: Please don't fight. I hate to see anyone fight. And Craig, give George some respect. 
  • Craig: OK.
  • Stephanie: Now, let's go. And oh, on the way, keep out for small people.
  • George Jacqueline: Who?
  • Stephanie: (dramatic music plays) Balloonions!
  • George Jacqueline: B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-
  • Craig: Hold on.
  • (Craig reveals a record player in George's head, so he moves the pin)
  • George Jacqueline: Balloonions? 
  • Stephanie: Yes. They are King Axecutioner's main minions. They are small black balloons. Known as his servants, guards, waiters...
  • George Jacqueline: Firemen, policemen and postmen?
  • Stephanie: *Giggles* N...
  • Craig: Well, probably. Unless they acted like, say that robot character from the film Short Circuit. Er... what was his name? Erm... Thersal Partridge Opponich!
  • George Jacqueline: Number "Johnny" Five.
  • Craig: Nintendo 2DS!

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  • Stephanie: Are you ready to save the world, then?
  • (Craig looks at George and George has a worried look on his face, then smiles)
  • George Jacqueline: Yes, I am. 
  • (Stephanie and Craig cheer)
  • George Jacqueline: But, not yet.
  • Stephanie: What?
  • George Jacqueline: I'm just gonna pack a rucksack. I'll be right back.
  • (George runs up the rocky steps and walks into the house)
  • (George is shown packing up some stuff into his rucksack including some snacks, a torch and nearly a boomerang)
  • George Jacqueline: Snacks, in case I'm hungry. And a torch, in case we need to go into dark places. Ahh, my lucky boomerang. This should come in handy. Then again, maybe not. (George throws the boomerang out the window far away) There! I'm ready!
  • Eleanor Jacqueline: George, where are you going?
  • George Jacqueline: Er, I left something behind at the bowling alley. I'll walk. It's not far.
  • Eleanor Jacqueline: OK. Just don't get lost.
  • Stephanie: George, let's go!
  • George Jacqueline: I'm coming.
  • (George comes out of the house and walks to the top of the rocky steps, but slips and falls down them)
  • George Jacqueline: Ouch.
  • Stephanie: *Giggles* Come on. Hop aboard.
  • (Stephanie gets on her bike, George puts on a green bike helmet and gets on the pedals behind Stephanie and Craig jumps onto George's back)
  • George Jacqueline: OK, I'm all set.
  • Stephanie: Wanna hold the map?
  • George Jacqueline: Map? That means... I get to be a navigator. Only we're not at sea or in the sky. (Stephanie gives George the map and George unscrolls it to see it's a map of the entire city) Wow! It's a map of the entire city! I know every single nook and cranny in the city in every direction on a compass - North, North North West, North West, West North West, West, South South West, South West, West South West, South, East East South, South East, East South East, East, North North East, North East, East North East and right back at the top at North, which is where I started.

More coming soon...

  • (They cycle down a rocky path, where Craig chatters his teeth repeatedly, George's head shakes side to side while he tries to say "Woah" and Stephanie giggles)
  • (as they cycle, George sees Brendan reaching for an apple in a tree, so George reaches and grabs it for him)
  • Brendan: Ha, ha! Thanks, George!
  • George Jacqueline: Your welcome, Brendan!
  • (they cycle past Cody and Zim)
  • George Jacqueline: Hi, Cody. Hi, Zim.
  • Cody and Zim: George!
  • (they cycle past Lesquik)
  • George Jacqueline: Right back at you, Lesquik!
  • Lesquik: Hi, George.
  • (Benny is about to fly across a road, but just before he does, George, Stephanie and Craig cycle past them)
  • Benny: Woah!
  • George Jacqueline: Hi, Benny.
  • Benny: Hello, George!
  • Stephanie: *Giggles* Everyone seems to know you. Your like, friends with everybody.
  • George Jacqueline: Well, I'm recognisable all over the city. Everyone knows me. And everyone is my friend. (looks at the map) OK, the map says we need to cycle through the park, which is just there.
  • (they cycle through the park and George taps a cacoon hangin on a tree and a Brazillian flag patterned butterfly named Gilbert comes out straight away)
  • Gilbert: Yay! I'm finally a butterfly! Thanks, George!
  • George Jacqueline: Your welcome, Gilbert! (looks at the map)

More coming soon...

  • (they cycle out of the park, across a wooden bridge above the ocean where some fish and even a shark pop out and watch)
  • (They cycle up some rocky mountains and reach a giant erratic rock with a purple and white plane on it)
  • Stephanie: We made it!
  • (George and Stephanie high five)
  • George Jacqueline: Yes. What's that?
  • Craig: That is a cloud, George.
  • George Jacqueline: No, you idiot. That! (points to the erratic)
  • Craig: Stephanie's plane, then.
  • George Jacqueline: *Sighs* What is Stephanie's plane ON?!
  • Stephanie: That, George, is an erratic.
  • George Jacqueline: An erratic? What the heck is an erratic?
  • Stephanie: An erratic is a rock or boulder that differs from the surrounding rock and is believed to have been brought from a distance by glacial action.
  • George Jacqueline: Oh, my flipping flopping gosh!
  • Stephanie: My plane's up there. As you already saw.
  • George Jacqueline: But, how do we get up there?
  • Craig: Hmm... (bounces to the top of the erratic) Ta-da!
  • Stephanie: Well, let us up then.
  • Craig: You guys can't bounce. Hmm? (sees a ladder on top of the plane) *Calls out* I found a ladder!
  • George Jacqueline: Great! Now, just...
  • (the ladder falls, but it's cut in half)
  • Craig: It was too heavy to carry, so I used this chainsaw to cut it in half, so I could throw it down easily. (pulls out a chainsaw from behind his back)
  • George Jacqueline: Grrrr! (goes ballistic) Bonkers, bonkers, bonkers, bonkers, BONKERS!!!
  • Stephanie: George, George! Careful. Calm down, George. Breath. Don't force it.
  • George Jacqueline: (starts sweating, then stops sweating, calms down and breaths slowly) You know, I feel OK now. But how are we gonna get up there without a ladder? (the boomerang from earlier comes back and hits George's head) Ow. Huh? (picks up the boomerang) How did the boomerang come back? 
  • Stephanie: George, I think it's because...
  • George Jacqueline: Never mind.
  • (George throws the boomerang away)
  • George Jacqueline: Now, where was I? You said how are you gonna get up there without a ladder. Oh, right. Thanks for pointing that out.
  • (Stephanie looks at George)
  • George Jacqueline: I like to talk to myself.
  • Stephanie: *Giggles* Sometimes I do as well.
  • George Jacqueline: But we still don't know how to get up.
  • Stephanie: In that case, we'll have to climb.
  • George Jacqueline: Climb? (a ding can be heard) I know how to climb up.
  • (scene cuts to the top of the erratic and Stephanie has just made it over and gets up and George gets up using some suction cups on his hands and feet to hang on with)
  • George Jacqueline: OK, we're up. I think I'll keep these on for a while. They are very comfy.
  • Stephanie: *Giggles* OK, no problem. Do what you wish.
  • George Jacqueline: Anyway, shall we get into your plane then?
  • Stephanie: Sure. I just need to check the engine first to see if it's ready enough to help us start flying.
  • George Jacqueline: OK.
  • (Stephanie walks to the propeller of the plane) (Stephanie then uses a few tools to sort the propeller out, then she takes out a clipboard and pencil and writes something on the clipboard)
  • Stephanie: OK, I'm done. We can take off now.
  • George Jacqueline: Hang on, where's Craig?
  • Craig: I'm here. And I found this.
  • (Craig shakes a cow in a can and it moos)
  • Stephanie: Right.
  • (Stephanie looks behind and she gasps and she makes an adorable face)
  • Stephanie: Look at that! We can see the city from up here.
  • (George and Stephanie run and see the whole city far away)
  • George Jacqueline: Oh, my gosh! It's beautiful!
  • (George and Stephanie sit down)
  • Stephanie: So, what do you like to do in your spare time?
  • George Jacqueline: Well... I like having fun, especially with Craig, my mum and the other citizens. We love games and we have some really radical contests. Like each month we have to paint the city's greatest painting and I have won every single one since I was 4.
  • Stephanie: That sounds pretty good.
  • George Jacqueline: Oh, it's amazing. You know, I could just sing a song right now about being up here. In fact...
  • (George snaps his fingers, but nothing happens)
  • George Jacqueline: Hmm? Come on. 
  • (George snaps his fingers again and some guitar music plays)
  • George Jacqueline: Ahh, there we are.

More coming soon...

  • Stephanie: *Giggles* Good song, George.
  • George Jacqueline: Thanks. Hey watch! I can squirt water through my nose.
  • (George drinks some water, than breaths in and water comes out of his nostrils)
  • George Jacqueline: Yes! And the crowd goes wild! (imitades cheering) George, George, George, George! (imitades cheering again) How was that?
  • Stephanie: *Giggles* That was awesome!
  • George Jacqueline: Thanks.
  • (George and Stephanie lie down and look at the clouds)
  • Stephanie: What do you get up to in your spare time?
  • George Jacqueline: All kinds of stuff. Playing sports, my favourite is baseball. Seeing the other citizens, but most things happen when I'm with Craig. He can be very annoying. Sometimes when he is annoying, it makes me smash him right in the face... with a bottle of vodka. Literally! But he doesn't feel the pain. 
  • Stephanie: Oh. *Giggles*
  • George Jacqueline: What do you like doing?
  • Stephanie: Pretty much anything. I can do just about anything.
  • George Jacqueline: Can you sing?
  • Stephanie: Yep.
  • George Jacqueline: Can you play sports?
  • Stephanie: Yep.
  • George Jacqueline: Can you speak Japanese?
  • (Stephanie speaks in a Japanese dialect while Japanese text appear on the screen, followed afterwards by "Yes")

More coming soon...

  • George Jacqueline: Ooh, look at that cloud.
  • (a cloud in the shape of an aeroplane moves in the sky)
  • George Jacqueline: It looks like an aeroplane and is moving like one too.
  • George Jacqueline: Ooh, that cloud looks like an apple.
  • (a cloud in the shape of an apple floats by)
  • George Jacqueline: Oh, that's a dolphin.
  • (a cloud in the shape of a dolphin floats by)
  • George Jacqueline: And that's a packet of Marshmallow Crispy Oreos.
  • Stephanie: What?!
  • George Jacqueline: I was just making sure you were paying attention.

More coming soon...

  • Stephanie: Here we go.
  • George Jacqueline: (turns to Craig) Brace yourself!
  • (the song "Don't Stop Me Now" by the band Queen plays, the Donna's engine starts and the plane starts flying off the erratic and into the sky, then out of the city)
  • George Jacqueline: Wow! I feel like a bird! Except I'm not using my wings. Especially considering I don't have wings. Classic George! Tacos! Ha, ha!
  • Stephanie: *Giggles* Now, George as we going to find this king, I want you to try and focus, please. We have to take this seriously.
  • George Jacqueline: (he is eating some salt and vinegar crisps) No prob, Bob. Say, that's a nice tattoo on your forehead.
  • Stephanie: Hmm? (looks at her pearl) Oh, that's not a tattoo. That's my pearl. I was born with it.
  • George Jacqueline: It's lovely. 
  • Stephanie: (blushes) Thanks. *Giggles*
  • (George looks at some buttons and looks at one which is the radio and Don't Stop Me Now turns out to be playing on it, so he presses it and different songs play in this order - Cry (Sigma ft. Take That), Without Me (Eminem), Never Gonna Give You Up (Rick Astley), Earthquake (Labrinth ft. Tinie Tempah) and Anarchy in the UK (The Sex Pistols) and he does different things while each one plays)
  • (Stephanie looks at him)
  • Stephanie: George, what are you doing?
  • George Jacqueline: Huh? Me?
  • (George gets a bit surprised and then pretends to look around and spots another plane, so he sighs and puts his finger on the radio button, then calls to him)
  • George Jacqueline: Hey! Will you be quiet?!
  • (George turns off the radio)
  • George Jacqueline: *Tuts* Some people, eh?

More coming soon...

  • (an alarm beeps and the screen in Donna reads "DANGER")
  • Stephanie: Oh, no. Something's wrong with the engine!
  • George Jacqueline: I'll get out and check.
  • Stephanie: George, it's too dangerous!
  • George Jacqueline: It's fine. Watch.
  • (George gets out Donna and using his suction cups, climbs under the plane to the front where engine is) (wind from the propeller blows on his face and he has trouble breathing) (George then takes out a full face mask and puts it on)
  • George Jacqueline: That's better. Now, let's have a look. (the propeller keep moving left and right) Ah! I see the problem... (a loose screw can be seen upclose on the engine) There's a loose screw. I'll fix it!
  • Stephanie, Craig and Donna: No!
  • Donna: Is he mad?!
  • George Jacqueline: Hmm?
  • (George take off his head, puts his hand inside his body and rummages through it, then takes out a spatula)
  • George Jacqueline: Hmm, this will do.
  • Stephanie: George, I mean it - it's too dangerous!
  • George Jacqueline: I don't care! I am gonna fix this, so it will land safely.
  • (George unscrews the screw with the spatula, but the propeller falls off and the engine explodes, then George gets back in his seat)
  • Donna: *Slightly deeper voice* Ouch.
  • George Jacqueline: See, told you nothing wou...
  • (the alarm beeps again and "DANGER" reads on the screen again)
  • George Jacqueline: Oh, dear.
  • Craig: Did you say "Oh, dear"? Sorry, I was busy listening to someone saying... "Oh, dear".
  • George Jacqueline: Jesus, I wish something would fly towards us unexpected and into Craig's big mouth.
  • (a seagull flies unexpectedly into Craig's mouth)
  • George Jacqueline: And I wish Megan Fox, Mila Kunis & Mariah Rivera would come and pick me up in a time-traveling DeLorean?
  • (nothing happens)
  • George Jacqueline: Why does that happen everytime?
  • Craig: What? Nothing happened.
  • George Jacqueline: That's what I meant.
  • Stephanie: Guys, would you mind arguing later? We've got an out of control aeroplane here.

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  • (Donna crashes onto the ground, tumbles and then stops all completely damaged) (after a little few seconds, George, Stephanie and Craig get out from the wreckage)
  • Craig: Well, we're alive.
  • Stephanie: Yeah! But my plane is damaged. We shall have to continue to find him on foot.
  • George Jacqueline: It will take hours. Plus I might here Craig's annoying noises like-
  • Craig: Guys, what do you prefer - an opera singing frog... (in opera voice) ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT! ...or a really annoying kookaburra? AUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUT... GREASE FIRE!!!
  • George Jacqueline: Like those.
  • Stephanie: Come on, walking is the only way. Don't worry, the sooner we're there, the sooner we can stop walking. Anyway, I'll keep an eye on him. 
  • George Jacqueline: Really?
  • Stephanie: Yes. So, are you ready to go?
  • George Jacqueline: Yes. Yes I AM! I won't give up, even if Craig does make annoying sounds. Even if I don't get used to it the first time. Let's go then.
  • (George and Stephanie start walking)
  • Craig: (reveals wearing a one-eyed sunglass and an eggplant for a microphone mouthing the lyrics to "Stop In the Name of Love" by The Supremes while the song plays) *Singing* # Stop in the name of love, before you break my heart # # Stop in the name of love, before you break my heart # # Think it over #
  • (Music stops)
  • Craig: OK. Who bout this? (the theme to the sitcom Metal Mickey plays) *Singing* # Ready, steady, are you set for Metal Mickey! #
  • George Jacqueline: Look, just don't sing anything, OK?
  • Craig: OK. I'll stick with my kookaburra noise. AUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUTAUT... GREASE FIRE!!!
  • George Jacqueline: I'll put YOU on fire with grease in a minute. That's not even the sound a kookaburra makes.
  • Craig: What about this? Ha-ha-ha-HA-ha!
  • George Jacqueline: That's Woody Woodpecker. Can you do me a favour and just shut the big hole below your nose?!
  • Craig: I don't have a nose! *Laughs* Cheese nuts! Duracell!
  • George: Jacqueline: Oh! I can't take it. (puts his hands on his face and sighs)
  • Stephanie: George! (comforts him) Craig, just shut your mouth!
  • Craig: OK. I will shut my mouth. (zips his mouth)
  • George Jacqueline: Of course. He actually zips it shut. Craig's nuts. Now let's get to Sponghuck. It will take 10 minutes, right? (A "3 Hours Later" timecard is shown, then George is hot and tired and Stephanie is feeling normal and Craig jumps up and down and flaps his arms)
  • George Jacqueline: Has it been 10 minutes yet?
  • Stephanie: Don't worry. We will get there. I promise from my heart. (puts her hand on her chest)
  • Craig: KOOKABURRA!! KOOKABURRA!! KOOKABURRA!! KOOKABURRA!! KOOKABURRA!! KOOKABURRA!!
  • George Jacqueline: Grrr! I can't take it anymore! Stephanie, try and shut him up will yous?
  • Stephanie: Oh yes I got this. (picks up a cactus)
  • Craig: KOOKABURRA!! KOOKABURRA!! KOOKAB...(Stephanie hits Craig with the cactus and he flies off-screen) Ow, ah, ow!
  • George Jacqueline: You are super strong!
  • Stephanie: *Giggles* Well you know... (blushes) *Giggles* ...one does try their best.
  • George Jacqueline: So what's the plan? And anyone watching right that has something in or on their ears, take them off now.
  • Craig: Hey, you broke the fourth wall as well?
  • George Jacqueline: Oh, yeah I... WHAT?! You broke the fourth wall as well?
  • Craig: Yes. Look.
  • (three walls and a wall in pieces are revealed and they all have a number on each)
  • Craig: See those walls - 1, 2, 3 and there was a fourth wall, but I broke it. (pulls out a hammer from behind his back) With this hammer.
  • George Jacqueline: Just think of him as a ghost. Whoo-oo-oo.
  • Stephanie: Yeah. 
  • (George and Stephanie continue walking)
  • George Jacqueline: Anyway, what is your plan?
  • Stephanie: We need to get across this empty desert and get across a large sea to find Sponghuck.
  • George Jacqueline: Well that seems...
  • Stephanie: Gasp! (grabs George and Craig and all three hide behind a tall rock) *Whispers* Balloonions. Don't worry. I got this. (pulls out a gun that shoots fireworks) This should stop them.
  • George Jacqueline: Woah! A gun that shoots... fireworks? It's not Bonfire Night.
  • Stephanie: Shh! I'm trying to aim.
  • Balloonion Lucas: Hey Balloonion Albert, think it's about time we got back to the castle eh?
  • Balloonion Albert: I suppose so, Balloonion Lucas.
  • Stephanie: Just need to aim and FIRE! (fires the firework gun)
  • Balloonion Albert: Nothing went wrong this time unlike last we... (a firework hits him and he explodes into fireworks)
  • Balloonion Lucas: Balloonion Albert! No! Go ahead! Whoever shot that firework, shoot me t... (explodes into fireworks after a firework hits him but his mouth piece remains) Well, that's the end of me.
  • George Jacqueline: Are they gone?
  • Craig: KOOKABURRA!
  • George Jacqueline: (punches Craig) Not you shut up!
  • Stephanie: We're fine. Those were the Balloonions I was talking about. But it's safe to carry on. Come on. (they tiptoe past while Craig still bounces up and down flapping his arms) So, as I was saying, we need to get across this empty desert and get across a large sea to find Sponghuck. He works in a bar and he will take us to a gas station.
  • Craig: A gas station? I thought you said he had a spaceship, not a car.
  • George Jacqueline: Or a bus.
  • Craig: Or a bike.
  • George Jacqueline: Bikes don't run on gas, you idiot! (punches Craig)
  • Craig: Ow! Why you...!
  • (George and Craig start fighting)
  • Stephanie: Stop!! Enough! Please don't fight. Anyway, he works in a juice bar near the gas station, so after I talk to him, we meet at the gas station where we find his spaceship and blast off into outer space, so he can take us to the Sunny Grounds so we can find the Ancient. 
  • (George, Stephanie and Craig reach the sea)
  • George Jacqueline: The sea. We made it! Now, how do we get across? I know! (George takes a towel out of his rucksack) 
  • Stephanie: A towel?
  • George Jacqueline: Yeah! I could hold the towel up and when a strong wind blows, it will blow me up and across the sea. Then again, it might drop and I might fall in the sea and probably drown.
  • Stephanie: Plus, how would WE get across?
  • George Jacqueline: Oh, I hadn't thought about that?
  • Craig: Guys! I found a boat! (Craig appears next to a boat)
  • Stephanie: Perfect!
  • George Jacqueline: Let's go. (gets onto the boat and so does Stephanie) *Sighs* How long will it take?
  • Stephanie: Bout 2 hours.
  • George Jacqueline: WHAT?! Are you insane?! But, it's kind of OK, cause... I'm with you. You will protect me.
  • Stephanie: Course I will. (puts her hand on George's shoulder) That's what I do. I protect new people I've never met before and I am very protective. Now let's go.
  • (Craig gets some oars and starts rowing the boat)
  • Craig: *Whistles* What the... (A sign reads "DANGER Sharks!) Guys, I saw a sign!
  • Stephanie: What? What did it say?
  • Craig: It said... er... "DANGER... Sparks!" Yeah, sparks! Sparks.
  • George Jacqueline: Sparks? Craig, what kind of sign are you reading?
  • Craig: That one over there. Next to that spotty rock.
  • George Jacqueline: How can rocks be... Craig that rock is covered in dots.
  • Craig: Spots. Dots. They're the same things.
  • George Jacqueline: So the sign... Craig *Laughs* that says "DANGER... Sharks!", not "Sparks".
  • Craig: Wait, if the sign reads to warn us about sharks, does that mean...
  • (A shark pops from the water and roars at the three)
  • All: Ahh! (they hold each other in fear)
  • George Jacqueline: Will I be OK?
  • Stephanie: Yes, just let me and Craig take this one, OK? 
  • George Jacqueline: OK.
  • Stephanie: Craig use your lasers. (Craig picks up a razor) No, not a razor, your lasers.
  • (Craig picks up a blazer)
  • George Jacqueline: Craig, she said "your lasers", not a blazer. Wait... Craig has a laser? Anyway, get your... "lasers".
  • Stephanie: Really, they're laser guns.
  • George Jacqueline: Laser GUNS then. (Craig picks up multiple things like a remote, a sandwich, a fork and then one of the oars) No. No. No. No! (points to his eye)
  • Craig: You want me to blink? (George points to his eye again) You want me to poke myself in the eye?
  • George Jacqueline: Yes, I... No! Forget it, let's try something else.
  • Craig: We could try my lasers.
  • George Jacqueline: We tried your lasers, but you keep picking up objects that rhyme with laser.
  • Craig: Good idea, let's use my lasers.
  • George Jacqueline: (puts his hand on his face) *Sighs*
  • Craig: (snaps his fingers) Oh, idea! (puts his hand in the water and grabs a seahorse by the tail) Voila. (the seahorse flaps around in Craig's arms while he makes a really weird turkey sound) (he then slams the seahorse onto the boat puts it to his ear to hear it's heartbeat) It's dead. Hey, punk! 
  • (the shark turns around)
  • Craig: Eat this!
  • (Craig throws the seahorse but it hits the shark gently and the shark devours the seahorse whole)
  • Craig: Oh no. I don't think he wanted a seahorse. He probably wanted a swordfish. Or a lobster. Or a stingray. Yes, a stingray! I have one. 
  • George Jacqueline: No! Stingrays won't be necessary, Craig, thank you.
  • (Craig is seen holding a stingray by the tail while smiling)
  • Craig: Fine. (gets stung and throws it in the water) Ow. I just got struck by a "ray" of light. Ha, ha.
  • Stephanie: Wait, I got this. (Stephanie summons a spear)
  • George Jacqueline: *Gasps loudly in excitement* Wow!
  • Stephanie: I know, huh? Now let's take down this shark.

More coming soon...

  • (a jellyfish sticks it's head out of the water and looks at them)
  • Craig: *Gasps* Aww, that wittle thing is so cute. 
  • George Jacqueline: Craig, don't touch that! 
  • Craig: Hey, your scaring the poor thing.

More coming soon...

  • (the boat crashes onto shore)
  • George Jacqueline: AHH! Help! It's the apocalypse! Yellow sand and rocks are falling from the sky! Call the Navy, lock your doors, gather all your fizzy drinks!
  • Stephanie: No, George, look! We made it!
  • George Jacqueline: What? Hey, we made it! We're on shore! Home and DRY! But, wait. Stephanie, I thought you said it would take 2 hours to get here.
  • Stephanie: *Laughs* Oh, George, George, George, George, George. The journey did take 2 hours.
  • George Jacqueline: How could it? He fought a shark, then we just chatted the rest of the way.
  • Stephanie: George, the time was whizing by, because you were enjoying yourself. Time does that.

More coming soon...

  • Craig: Hey, look! (a juice bar appears) A juice bar! Smoothies! Wa-hey! (bounces fast to the smoothie bar)
  • George Jacqueline: Craig, get back here.
  • Craig: You'll have to catch me first! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
  • George Jacqueline: He's trouble that guy. Mad, crazy and above all... just plain dumb, dumb and -
  • Stephanie: Dumb?
  • George Jacqueline: No. Dumb.
  • Stephanie: *Groans*
  • Craig: (goes inside the smoothie bar) Ooh. Look at this place. Huh?
  • (Sponghuck is seen cleaning some glasses)
  • Craig: (knocks the table) Excuse me?
  • Sponghuck: (stops cleaning and is revealed to have a moustache on) *Sarcastically* Can I help you?
  • Craig: (after a 5 and a half second pause) I need to use the bathroom.
  • Sponghuck: It's right there.
  • (The bathroom door is next to Craig's right-hand side)
  • Craig: Thanks. (goes into the bathroom)
  • (Stephanie and George go into the smoothie bar)
  • George Jacqueline: We're in! I hope.
  • Stephanie: OK, I will go and talk to Sponghuck and you make sure no enemies are coming.
  • George Jacqueline: OK, then. Shall I look on all sides?
  • Stephanie: Just look out for any enemies. I will talk to Sponghuck.
  • George Jacqueline: OK, but which one is Sponghuck?
  • Stephanie: The purple guy behind the counter.
  • George Jacqueline: That's him? Looks more like Chowder.
  • Stephanie: George! Just look for villains creeping up on us.
  • George Jacqueline: OK. (takes off his head and holds it out the door)
  • Stephanie: No, not like... that?
  • George Jacqueline: (puts his head through the door and looks around) (puts his head back on) We are not being watched! *Gasps*
  • (Everyone in the bar is staring at George and Stephanie)
  • George Jacqueline: Uhh... (picks up a take away cup of smoothie and drinks it in one go, then scrunches it up with his head and puts it in his mouth, after a few seconds here spits it out and it flies into the bin)
  • (The crowd is amazed by George's performance and continues what they are doing)
  • Crusty: What a talented follow, eh?
  • Sneezy: Yes. *Sneezes* Shall we continue our game of Snap?
  • Crusty: Sure, why not?
  • Stephanie: I don't know how you did that. (Makes her adorable face AGAIN) Removing you're own head. Anyway... (walks up to the table) Psst, Sponghuck?
  • Sponghuck: *In grumpy mood* What? How do you know my name? Who are you anyway? Are you Shrillix?
  • Stephanie: Y... No! It's me - Stephanie. You know - Stephanie Millie Valentine.
  • George Jacqueline: Her surname's Valentine?
  • Sponghuck: Hm? Stephanie? (takes off his moustache) It's you? I haven't seen you since...
  • (The customers stare at Sponghuck and Stephanie)
  • Sponghuck: (holds up a Wispa Mint Bullet Gun) What are you punks looking at?
  • The Bar Customers: Nothing, nothing. Sorry. We didn't mean too.
  • Sponghuck: Good. Because this gun shoots Cadbury's Wispa Mint and you don't want any mint in your eyes.
  • Crusty: I love mint. And chocolate.
  • Sneezy: I guess *Sneezes* your right.
  • Crusty: I'm not white, I'm... well pie colour.
  • Sneezy: I said "right", not *Sneezes* "white".
  • Crusty: Does it look like I was born yesterday?
  • Sneezy: No, can *Sneezes* we just play *Sneezes* Snap?
  • Crusty: OK. (Crusty places a card down)
  • Sponghuck: Anyway, why are you here?
  • Stephanie: I brought George here to help us stop King Axecutioner.
  • Sponghuck: Really?
  • George Jacqueline: Uh, yep.
  • Craig: (comes out the bathroom) Hey guys, what's shaking? (Sponghuck gets mad and grabs Craig and puts him on the table, threatening to punch him) AHH!
  • Sponghuck: (points to George) You! Do you know this guy?
  • George Jacqueline: Yes, that's Craig. My best friend. Now let him go.
  • Sponghuck: Hmm. Fine, whatever. Your free to go... Strange Cycloptic Blue Egg Guy with a Silver Top Hat.
  • Craig: Or you could call me by my actual name which is Craig. Or is my name Oscar? Or Spencer? Or maybe...
  • George Jacqueline: Alright, already! We get it.
  • Craig: No, no, no! You stay here. I'll get the orders from Dominos.
  • George Jacqueline: Grrr! He's very dumb.
  • Sponghuck: Yeah. Anyway. we have to go. Now.
  • (George, Stephanie, Craig and Sponghuck all walk out the juice bar)
  • George Jacqueline: (smiles at Sponghuck) Hi. *Giggles*
  • Sponghuck: Hmm... I'm not 100% sure if you are good enough to be a hero. I mean, can you play tennis?
  • George Jacqueline: Can you do this?
  • (George's head turns all the way round)
  • Craig: Wow!
  • Stephanie: (makes a super adorable face) George, that's awesome!
  • Sponghuck: Of course I can't!
  • George Jacqueline: Ha! You lose!
  • Sponghuck: Well, thanks very muchly.
  • George Jacqueline: My name's George, not Lee.

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  • (The spaceship flies out of Earth and a calming relaxing beach song plays on the spaceship's radio) (Craig is asleep and Stephanie is feeling calm and relaxed by the music) (George looks bored)
  • George Jacqueline: Boring. Let's put some good music on.
  • (George changes the music to Let's Get Ready to Rumble by PJ and Duncan)
  • George Jacqueline: Ahh! That's much better! *Sings* ...Let's Ready to Rumble! 
  • Sponghuck: OK, fine you can keep that music on. But don't sing, please.
  • George Jacqueline: Thanks. So, how do we find the Sunny Grounds?
  • Sponghuck: Well, we need to find the sun, obviously.
  • Stephanie: The sun is actually a large star consisting of hot plasma interwoven with magnetic fields. (makes her adorable face) It's light can adore it's intensity.
  • George Jacqueline: Then what do we do? Extinguish it?
  • Sponghuck: No. You can't extinguish the sun.
  • (The spaceship lands on the sun and Stephanie, Craig and Sponghuck get out, but George has a worried look on his face)
  • Stephanie: Come on, George. Don't be scared. It may look hot, but when you stand on it, it doesn't feel bad.
  • George Jacqueline: Well, I could try. But just to make sure, I will put my trainers on.
  • Sponghuck: But, your already wearing your trainers. Wait, George is wearing trainers?
  • George Jacqueline: Oh, yeah. *Sighs* OK. *Gulps* Here I go.
  • (George slowly gets out of the spaceship and stands on the sun, with no effect on him)
  • George Jacqueline: That feels nice, actually. I'm not burning up. I feel great! 
  • Stephanie: *Giggles* Whoo!
  • Craig: Way to go, George!
  • Sponghuck: OK. Now, we just need to open the trap door to leads to the Sunny Grounds.
  • (Sponghuck makes noises and his top eye glows rainbow and he shines it to a part of the sun and a trap door magicially opens and his eye turns back to normal)
  • Sponghuck: The trap door is open.
  • George Jacqueline: (peaks his head through and looks down to see a path, blue sky and a few plants) But, how do we get down there without getting hurt?
  • Craig: Maybe a song will help me think.
  • George Jacqueline: Oh, no. Not singing again!
  • Craig: 5, 6, 7, 8! (takes a kazoo and plays one note) *Sings* # We need to find the perfect way, to get down there by the end of the day # # We need to get all the way down there, and get down there without a flare, we cannot just peak through and take a stare # # We need to find the perfect way, to get down there by the end of the day # (George starts giggling) # La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! #
  • George and Craig: *Both sing* # We need to find the perfect way, to get down there by the end of the day # (George starts giggling) # La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! # *Both laugh*
  • Sponghuck: Now, stop singing! 
  • Craig: Then, how do we get down safely, then?
  • Sponghuck: Search me.
  • George Jacqueline: How can I search for you? Your right there.
  • Sponghuck: George, it basicially means "I don't know".
  • George Jacqueline: Oh!
  • Craig: I got this.
  • (Craig shapeshifts into a ladder and he goes through the trap door and George, Stephanie and Sponghuck climb down him)
  • Craig: Ahh! Stop! *Laughs* That tickles! (shapeshifts into his normal form)
  • (Everyone runs up to the welcome gate of the Sunny Grounds that leads to a small town and right at the end is a white house with a blue roof and a shiny titanium door without anything to open it with)
  • George Jacqueline: Tyler, here we come!
  • Sponghuck: No, George, wait!

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  • Tyler: Oh, yeah. I forgot to mention my door is a large block of titanium and it doesn't hae a door knob or door handel or anything, so...
  • George Jacqueline: You can't open it.
  • Tyler: No.
  • George Jacqueline: In that case, we shall have to think of differet ideas to gets this door/titan-ian block open. Does anyone HAVE any ideas?
  • (Stephanie, Craig, Tyler and Sponghuck whisper to each other)
  • Stephanie, Craig, Tyler and Sponghuck: We do!
  • (scene cuts to Sponghuck lighting a giant firework pointing to the door, while everyone else hides and the firework rockets to the door and hits it and explodes, but with no effect)
  • Stephanie: Did it work?
  • Sponghuck: No.
  • (scene cuts to Stephanie sanding the door)
  • Craig: Did it work?
  • Stephanie: No.
  • (scene cuts to Craig squirting sulfuric acid at the door with a hose)
  • Sponghuck: Did it work?
  • Craig: No.
  • (scene cuts to everyone holding up a rainbow crystal cannon and pointing it towards the door) (George and Stephanie are holding the right, Craig and Sponghuck the left and Tyler the middle)
  • Tyler: Ready? Brace yourselves.
  • Everyone: Fire!
  • (the rainbow crystal cannon fires a rainbow crystal cannon ball and it hits the door with no effect, then it flies up and explodes into rainbow fireworks)
  • George Jacqueline: Wow!
  • Stephanie: (makes her adorable face from earlier) Wow!
  • George Jacqueline: I know, huh? But this flipping door STILL... (slams his head on the door) ...WON'T... (slams his head on the door again) ...OPEN! (slams his head on the door twice)
  • Tyler: I got this. I'll punch the door open.

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  • (George walks into the living room still burnt and Stephanie is there sitting on the couch with her legs crossed)
  • Stephanie: Oh, hi George.
  • George Jacqueline: Hi, Stephanie.
  • Stephanie: Are you OK?
  • George Jacqueline: Not really. 
  • Stephanie: What's wrong? 
  • George Jacqueline: Well, first off, I get attacked by some oily explosionative burglar alarm and secondly, I don't know how to be a hero. You got any keys to it?
  • Stephanie: Well, you need to control your weaponary, if you had any. Then, every hero has a secret ability. Me, for instance, I can swim in acid. 
  • George Jacqueline: Really?
  • Stephanie: Yes. But the main key for a hero, is to stay focused on what you are doing.
  • George Jacqueline: I can focus. I always focus.
  • Stephanie: Really? 
  • George Jacqueline: Of course. Nothing can distract me.
  • (The theme to the TV show Fun House can heard, then George takes out an iPhone and the music is his ringtone and he answers it)
  • George Jacqueline: Excuse me. (he walks into the hallway) Hello? How many times do I have to tell you? I didn't tell you anything? So, what is... Have you tried turning it off and on, again?
  • (George hangs up and walks back into the living room and Tyler is there too)
  • Tyler: Guys! I'm just going to get some shopping. George, will you put a ham that's on the kitchen table into the oven? The gas will be on, but don't leave it for too long. I will be back in exactly 7 minutes.
  • George Jacqueline: How do you know?
  • Tyler: I know everything.
  • George Jacqueline: You know everything?
  • Tyler: Yes.
  • George Jacqueline: OK. Let's put it to the test. What's bigger - a raven or a crow?
  • Tyler: A raven.
  • George Jacqueline: What is the fourth most populous city in Thailand?
  • Tyler: Hat Yai.
  • Craig: What is the slogan for the camera company Nikon?
  • Tyler: At the heart of the image.
  • George Jacqueline: One more. Er... What causes lightning?
  • Tyler: Lightning is produced in thunderstorms when liquid and ice particles above the freezing level collide, and build up large electrical fields in the clouds. Once these electric fields become large enough, a giant "spark" occurs between them (or between them and the ground) like static electricity, reducing the charge separation. The lightning spark can occur between clouds, between the cloud and air, or between the cloud and ground. Easy-peasy. See told you.
  • George Jacqueline: Wow! How DOES know everything. Er... what's 3966 x 1820
  • Tyler: 7218120.
  • George Jacqueline: Wow! I wouldn't have got that.
  • (Craig and Sponghuck come into the living room)
  • Craig: Because your brain shrunk in the dishwasher?
  • George Jacqueline: No! Wait, how did you two get here?
  • Tyler: Craig, please give respect for our new recruit.
  • Craig: OK, sir.
  • Tyler: But, I'd like to test George's knowledge now. George, how much does a taxi weigh?
  • George Jacqueline: Taxi? Hmm... OH, I know! 32,554 kg.
  • Tyler: Eh, no. In the British sitcom Blackadder, what was the name of the actor who played the title character?
  • George Jacqueline: Oh, who was it again? Ahh, I love Blackadder, but I can't quite get it who it was. I think he played Mr. Bean. Pete Sampras.
  • Tyler: No. I'll give you an easy one. What colour is an orange?
  • George Jacqueline: An orange? Hmm... Er, ooh, ora... Oh, dear. An orange? Ora... or... Oh, come on. Think, think, think. Ooh, orange, orange... TURQUOISE! He, hey!
  • Tyler: No! Your not that good with knowledge?
  • George Jacqueline: Yeah, I know.
  • Tyler: It's alright. I'm off to get that shopping, then. Don't misbehave or get up to any kind of slapstick while I'm gone.
  • Craig: This slapstick? (Craig is holding a stick)
  • Tyler: No. Now, will you guys behave?
  • George, Stephanie, Craig and Sponghuck: We will!
  • Tyler: Good, because if anything happens, you'll have to risk... (puts his fist on his chest)
  • George Jacqueline: Exercising?
  • Tyler: *Laughs uncontrollably for a few seconnds* *Quietly* No.
  • Craig: Spoiler alert!
  • (Everyone looks at Craig)
  • Craig: (after a brief pause) I like courgettes.  
  • Tyler: Yeah. Well, I gotta go. (Tyler walks out of the living room)
  • George Jacqueline: OK, goodbye then.
  • (Tyler opens the front door and then looks behind him nervously)
  • Tyler: *Sighs* I feel so worried for George.
  • (Tyler walks out the door and shuts it)
  • (scene cuts back to the living room)

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  • Stephanie: Don't worry, you two. I'm sure George will be fine and he'll see there is absoulutly nothing to be afraid of.
  • Craig: And that's when I shoot him right? (takes a pistol from behind his back)
  • (Stephanie has a very serious face on her)
  • Sponghuck: What do you think he's doing now? 
  • Craig: Killing a frog!
  • (Stephanie and Sponghuck have serious looks on their faces)
  • (scene cuts to George who is running up the stairs excitingly and comes into Tyler's bedroom)
  • George Jacqueline: Hmm, let's see here. A bouncy bed. A lamp. A photograph of a bowl of fruit. (a photo booth appears) A photo booth. Ooh, a photo booth! Yippee! Wait, a photo booth in a bedroom? Oh, well. (George goes in the photo booth)
  • Craig: (bounces into the kitchen and finds a Zippo lighter on the side) Ooh. (picks up the Zippo lighter, opens it and turns it on) Wow. This thing makes fire. Brrr! *Shivers* My head is quite cold! Ahh, but this will warm it up. (puts the Zippo Lighter on his head and his hair catches fire) Ahh. AHHHH!!! I-I'm on fire! Help!
  • (George is seen in the photo booth and opens his eyes very wide, then a flash appears presuming a photo is being taken)
  • Craig: (moves quickly next to a bottle of lemonade) *Pants* Ahh, lemonade. (shakes the lemonade bottle and the lid explodes off with lemonade rocketing out) Oh! (the lemonade falls down on Craig's head putting out the fire) Phew, the fire's gone. But how do I stop the lemonade rocketing out?! I know! (puts the bottle in his mouth and takes it out empty, but belches loudly and flies into the air, stopping when he hits the fridge, then lands and finds a Bop It! Beats game in front)
  • Craig: Wow! Bop It! Beats! 
  • Sponghuck: (floats into the kitchen and sees a very dirty frying pan, then floats to a sink and picks up some washing liquid) Hmm... I wonder. (squeezes some into his body and puts the frying pan in his mouth, and swishes it then takes it out his mouth and it sparkles) Ooh! That is SOAPURB!
  • (A Joke Rimshot Punch Line Drum can be heard)
  • (George is seen in the photo booth again sticking his tongue out and does a cross-eye, then another photo is taken, but then has a bored face and another photo is taken)
  • (Stephanie walks into the kitchen)
  • Stephanie: Man, I'm so hungry.
  • (there is a bag if Oreos on top of the fridge)
  • Stephanie: Oreos! I love Oreos!
  • (Stephanie reaches for the bag and takes them off the fridge)
  • Stephanie: Ahh! (licks her lips)
  • (scene cuts George looking bored in the photo booth)
  • George Jacqueline: *Sighs* I'm bored. I'll go and see the others. 
  • (George comes out of the photo booth, and walks out of Tyler's room and to the stairs and starts running down the stairs, but he slips and slides downstairs astride the bottom of the bannister, painfully taking the pegs down with him and slams at the bottom)
  • George Jacqueline: Ow. (a picture falls on him) Ow. (George gets up a quarter of the way, when another picture falls on him and he falls back down) Ow. (he looks up) OK. No more pictures falling. Steady does it. 
  • (George is almost up when another picture lands on him and he falls back down)
  • George Jacqueline: Ow. Ow! I think I landed on a nail.
  • (The scene cuts to the living room where Stephanie, Craig and Sponghuck are playing Monopoly)
  • (Stephanie has a plate of Oreos and she eats one)
  • (Craig rolls the dice)
  • Craig: 3! Ha! I get Leicester Square! 
  • Sponghuck: *Sighs* £68, please.
  • (Craig gives Sponghuck a £50 note, a £10 note and 3 £1 notes)
  • Sponghuck: Thank you. My go.
  • (Sponghuck rolls the dice)
  • Sponghuck: 7. Hmm. Craig, move my wheelbarrow, will ya?
  • Craig: OK.
  • (Craig moves the wheelbarrow piece and it lands on Chance)
  • Sponghuck: Chance. *Sarcastically* Hooray. (takes a Chance card) 
  • Stephanie: It will probably not be good. I mean, you weren't good at this game, back then.
  • Sponghuck: Huh? Grr. Let's see if you will laugh at this. "You have won 3rd prize in a hot dog eating contest... hit Stephanie on the back of the head with the box."
  • (Sponghuck picks up the box and hits Stephanie's head)
  • Stephanie: Ow! Sponghuck!
  • (Craig picks up the card)
  • Craig: He's right, Stephanie, that's exactly what it says. And here's another - "Today is your birthday. You may set fire to Stephanie's hair?"
  • Stephanie: Sponghuck, you've ruined the game!
  • Sponghuck: Well, the original version is 176,843,529% more boring than my version. Anyway, I put the regular cards in the dishwaher.
  • Stephanie: What? Whatever. Anyway, it's not like my hair is actually on fire. *Giggles* (her hair IS on fire) Is it?
  • Craig: Er... Oh, look! Do I see King Axecutioner?
  • Sponghuck: Ahh! What?!
  • Stephanie: Where?!
  • (Stephanie and Sponghuck look at their right and Craig sucks the fire off Stephanie's hair and into his mouth)

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  • (George has finished blending the drink and he pours it into a glass drinking bottle)
  • George Jacqueline: It's funny, guys. But teaming up with you makes me lose my usual bats in the belfry and it ruins for my comfort for personal hygiene. Particurarly, oral care.
  • (George throws the finished drink and a bit puzzled, Sponghuck drinks some and then, shows the entire house and that's a big boom and fiery mist zooms quickly out, then purple fire shots out from the roof and up into the sky, then finally, the chimney falls and a clang be heard)
  • Sponghuck: OW!
  • (the scene shows the living slightly ruined and Sponghuck is all burnt and Craig is a little too, but while Stephanie didn't get burnt)
  • Sponghuck: WATER!!
  • (Sponghuck rushes to the kitchen and chugs himself with tap water and he sighs, then floats back into the living room)
  • George Jacqueline: So, how's that drink Sponghuck?
  • (Sponghuck looks happy)
  • Sponghuck: You wanna know how the drink is?
  • George Jacqueline: Yes.
  • Sponghuck: Do you really wanna know how the drink is?
  • George Jacqueline: Yes! (has a smile in his face)
  • Sponghuck (angrily) That was the most revolting drink I've ever drunk! What was in that?!
  • George Jacqueline: Stuff I found in the kitchen.
  • (Craig has a hilariously big smile and Stephanie sighs in disgust)
  • George Jacqueline: Oh, no, no, no. I used food. Just food.
  • Stephanie: Oh. *Giggles*
  • George Jacqueline: I used bacon, a tin of pineapple rings, three spoonfuls of mayonaise, some smoked cheese, a whole carton of grapefruit juice, white chocole chip cookies, two oranges, 5 honey mustard buffalo wings and a bag of Maltesers. 
  • Stephanie: Eww.
  • Craig: Mmm, I wonder if I can have the recipe?
  • Sponghuck: But why was it so hot?!
  • George Jacqueline: Oh yeah, I also used paprika, two whole jars, some spicy carrot hot sauce and something called chocolate habanero peppers, which I only just realised are really hot chilli peppers. I thought they were actually made of chocolate.
  • Craig: No recipe then, thanks.

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  • George Jacqueline: Oh, Sir. Arthur?
  • Sponghuck: What? *Coughs*
  • George Jacqueline: Have I left the gas in the oven on for long?
  • Sponghuck: I dunno. Now get out before I give YOU a revolting drink!
  • George Jacqueline: OK! Geez. What's wrong with him? Oh, well.
  • Sponghuck: And I am gonna back to get back to the game with Stephanie and Craig (holds a carton of "Drinkable Cheeseburger" with a close-up shot of it) and have a nice carton of "Drinkable Cheeseburger". Made with 100% beef and the finest ingredients.
  • (Sponghuck drinks from the carton)
  • Sponghuck: Ahh!
  • (George walks into the kitchen and walks to the kitchen table where the ham on a tray is and pushes a Heinz Tangy Jalapeno bottle and drops it through the kitchen hole and it smashes)
  • George Jacqueline: Huh? Wait a second.
  • (George picks up a jar of honey and drops that through the kitchen hole too and then, picks up a jar of Marmite, takes the lid off, licks some of the Marmite off it, then gives a hilarious disgusted look)
  • (Then, George puts the lid back on and slowly drops the Marmite jar through the kitchen hole too)
  • (George walks into the living and sees the mess)
  • George Jacqueline: Oh, man. Huh?
  • (Stephanie, Craig and Sponghuck watch him)
  • George Jacqueline: Er... I'm painting the floor.
  • (George takes out a paintbrush and spreads the mess more)
  • George Jacqueline: See? Huh, huh? *Gasps* I-I'll finish later.
  • (George walks back into the kitchen backwards slowly and the boomerang from earlier comes back again through the kitchen window and hits George)
  • George Jacqueline: What? Wha... Grrr! That's it! No more Mr. Nice Guy!
  • (In frustration, George throws the boomerang harder out of the kitchen window and away and he closes it)
  • George Jacqueline: There!
  • (George looks at the mess through the kitchen hole, then looks at the window and a lightbulb appears above him, which presumes he has an idea)
  • (scene cuts to George covering the kitchen hole with the glass from the window)
  • George Jacqueline: There. Nothing will fall though now. Oh, yeah. Ham. (George walks back to the ham) Right, I'm suppose to put some of this (George picks up a bowl of glaze for the ham) "glaze" on the ham for better taste. 
  • (George takes a spoon, scoops some of the glaze and tastes it)
  • George Jacqueline: Mmm. Tasty. Right, spread it.
  • (George takes out a make up brush)
  • George Jacqueline: This will do.
  • (scene cuts to George spreading the laze on the ham)
  • George Jacqueline: Just a bit more on the side and some here... Finished! Now, I just put it in the oven.
  • (George walks to the oven and is about to put the ham in, but stops)
  • George Jacqueline: Huh? *Sniffs* The gas is on? Oh, well. I'm sure nothing will happen. It's not like THIS is gonna explode as well. I mean, come on. An exploding oven?
  • (scene cuts to Stephanie, Craig and Sponghuck in the living room who are still playing Monopoly and Stephanie rolls the dice)
  • Stephanie: 11!
  • (Stephanie moves her ship piece)
  • Stephanie: Pall Mall! I got the full set!
  • Sponghuck: £228, please.
  • (the kitchen explodes and George crashes through the wall) (George licks the ham and gives an "Mmm")
  • George Jacqueline: Er... cold ham anyone?
  • (Tyler opens the front door, walks in the house with the shopping)
  • Tyler: I'm back.
  • Stephanie: *Gasps* (walks into the hallway) Hey, Tyler.
  • Tyler: Mind if I talk with Nigel?
  • Stephanie: George, you mean?
  • Tyler: Yeah, I meant Charlie. And I was joking around. I knew his name is George.
  • (Tyler walks into the now burnt and damaged kitchen and puts the shopping on the kitchen side) (George is standing next to the fridge with some popcorn in his arm)
  • Tyler: *Gasps* The kitchen! My precious kitchen. My food! Ahh! My oven! My now empty bag of Oreos. I was gonna eat them some day. Wh... Erm, George, what happened to the kitchen? 
  • George Jacqueline: Er... a powerful camera flash?
  • Tyler: Don't tell me - you forgot about the gas for too long, then you lit the oven and BOOM!! And why are there
  • George Jacqueline: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... No. OK, yes. Also, I made the living room explode after giving Sponghuck a drink. And he spewed out purple fire which went through the roof and the chimney fell on his head.
  • Tyler: I leave you for 8 minutes and you start destroying my most percious things. *Sniffs* (he feels tempted to cry) And why is the kitchen hole covered by ice blocks?
  • George Jacqueline: I kept dropping stuff through it, so I put ice blocks in it to stop it happening. I was gonna use bricks, then I decided to use ice blocks so you could still see thourgh it.
  • Tyler: Whatever. Anyway, what are you doing?
  • George Jacqueline: I thought I'd grab some popcorn to eat while you are showing us the video.
  • Tyler: Oh, right.
  • (George looks out the window and sees Tyler's backyard)
  • George Jacqueline: Nice place you got. (George sees a loose brick in the wall) Oh, look. That brick is loose. I'll just take it out and...
  • (George takes out the brick and it explodes, covering George in dust and he is quite burned)
  • George Jacqueline: *Coughs* Why are your bricks made of bombs?
  • Tyler: The thing is George, I care about my house more than anything in the world. So I add different alarms and traps to make sure it's safe. Like that rope in the hall which triggers a motor oil explosion or that my walls are made with bricks with bombs inside them.
  • George Jacqueline: I understand. *Coughs* Oh! And can I make myself a fruit smoothie?
  • Tyler: Oh yeah, sure. Go ahead.
  • George Jacqueline: Quick question, though.
  • Tyler: Yeah?
  • George Jacqueline: Where's the toaster?
  • Tyler: The toaster, well it's just... Hold on a sec. The toaster? What are you looking for the toaster for?
  • George Jacqueline: To boil the smoothie in?
  • Tyler: George, you can't boil smoothies in a toaster. A toaster is only used to cook bread or waffles or crumpets or waffles.
  • George Jacqueline: You said waffles twice!
  • Tyler: And anyway, smoothies don't need need boiling.
  • George Jacqueline: Actually, I'll go without the smoothie.
  • Tyler: OK. You go into the living room and I'll be there in about 10 minutes.
  • (scene cuts to George, Stephanie, Craig, Tyler and Sponghuck are in the living room, Tyler is next to the TV and everyone else is on the couch) (Stephanie is still in her position from when they came in and she is doing something on her , Sponghuck shoots some Wispa Mint bullets into his mouth and eats them, George is holding a bucket of popcorn and eating some popcorn out of it and Craig has a puppet parrot on his hand)
  • Craig: *Mimics parrot puppet* Squawk! Me hungry. I'd like some biscuits or some potato chips or... Hmm.
  • (Craig slowly tries to use the puppet parrot to grab some popcorn from George's bucket, but George grabs the puppet and swings it to Craig, hitting him on the cheek)
  • George Jacqueline: Nice try, Craig, but your beaky thing isn't having any of my popcorn.
  • Craig: *Gasps* Don't you talk about Karen like that. She is incredibly sensitive.
  • (Tyler clears his throat)
  • (George, Craig and Sponghuck look at Tyler, but Stephanie is still using her phone and isn't looking at Tyler)
  • (Tyler clears his throat louder)
  • (Stephanie still isn't listening, then Sponghuck taps her shoulder and points to Tyler)
  • Stephanie: Oh! (takes off her headphones and puts them round her neck) Sorry bout that.
  • Tyler: Now that we are all listening, I would like to show you guys how the good vs. evil thing began and why it's important.
  • (Craig pretends to fly Karen around and makes squawking noises)
  • Tyler: Craig! You better stop messing around with that bird puppet, because this video here is not a comedy, it's a very serious backstory, you stupid idiot!
  • Craig: Wha... Karen said she can see your thing!
  • Tyler: Oh, for goodness sake! (moves his hat a bit to stop them seeing his "thing")
  • George Jacqueline: OK, let's just calm down and let Tyler...
  • (Craig puts Carol in George's popcorn bucket)
  • George Jacqueline: Craig! What is your parrot puppet doing in my popcorn?
  • Craig: Breaststroke? *Giggles*
  • Tyler: (stares at the others) Anyway, let's begin. Craig, pass me that video tape, please.
  • (Craig gets a bowl of hash browns from behind his back)
  • Tyler: Craig, those are hash browns.
  • Craig: Hash browns! (eats the hash browns)
  • Tyler: *Glares* I want that video tape.
  • (Craig grabs a pencil)
  • Tyler: And that's a pencil.
  • Craig: (grabs another pencil) What about this?
  • Tyler: It's another pencil.
  • Craig: This pencil looks more like a thermometer to me.
  • (Craig writes the number 46 on one of the pencils)
  • Craig: 721 degrees.
  • Tyler: *Glares*
  • George Jacqueline: Hold on! (takes out the tape from behind his back) I've got the tape! I kept it safe while you were gone. Although, I thought it was at first a sandwich, then when I bit it, I realized it was a tape.
  • (George hands the tape to Tyler and it has saliva on it)
  • Tyler: *Groans in disgust" Thank you, George. I'll put the movie in.
  • Craig: Movie time! (grabs some 3D glasses and looks through one lense since he has one eye and holds them) I hope it's in 3D.
  • (Tyler puts the tape in the tv shows a peaceful city)
  • Tyler: The world used to be a safe and happy place, but then many villains come and took over our world. (tv shows villains attacking the city) This was no laughing matter.
  • Craig: *Laughs* This is the best comedy I've seen all year.
  • (Craig gets hit by Sponghuck's gun which was thrown by him, but he picks it up and fires Wispa Mint bars in his mouth, then Sponghuck snatches the gun off him)
  • Sponghuck: Hey, that's mine.
  • Craig: Says you.
  • Tyler: Can we be quiet in the front please?
  • Craig: But there's only one line here.
  • Tyler: I said quiet please!
  • Craig: OK, I...
  • Tyler: WHAT DID I JUST DAY?!
  • (Craig keeps his mouth shut for a few seconds)
  • Tyler: I said "WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!"
  • Craig: Well, how can I answer? You told me to not to say a word.

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  • Tyler: Then, so many years later, I ended up here! (the tv shows the inside of a cave full of lava) A dangerous, hazardous, lava monster-infested... (a couple of lava monsters come up from the lava) ...cave!
  • George Jacqueline: A lavary cave? Lava is very dangerous, innit? I mean, what is lava made of?
  • Craig: Something cheap. 
  • George Jacqueline: *Glares*
  • Tyler: Lava is made up of crystals, volacnic glass and bubbles. Anyway, that's where I first met... King Axecutioner! There are 6 words to describe him - Dangerous, deadly, dasterdly, damnable, despicable and devious.
  • Craig: Some many Ds.
  • Tyler: But, he would usually get his words mixed up by saying a word that rhymes or a word similar.
  • King Axecutioner: (on the TV) Your bread, duh I mean dead.
  • Tyler: I managed to fight him back, but then, he escaped and travelled to... (tv reveals Weird World with a rainbow ocean) ...Weird World.
  • George Jacqueline: With a rainbow ocean?
  • Tyler: Yes. Weird World used to have a rainbow ocean, but it was cursed and turned into a normal ocean by King Axecutioner.

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  • Tyler: OK, George. I'm gonna say some words, then you say the first word that pops into your head, OK?
  • George Jacqueline: OK, fire away.
  • Tyler: Evil.
  • George Jacqueline: Evil.
  • Tyler: Armament.
  • George Jacqueline: Armament.
  • Tyler: Explosion.
  • George Jacqueline: Explosion.

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  • Sponghuck: Well, that seems...
  • (George comes holding a cow in his arms)
  • Sponghuck: George? What is that?
  • George Jacqueline: It's my mascot. Cool, eh?
  • Sponghuck: A cow as a mascot?
  • George Jacqueline: No!
  • Sponghuck: It is.
  • George Jacqueline: It's not. It's a serval. A domestic serval, it is incredibly domestic, it was deformed to look a little like a cow.
  • Sponghuck: It looks exactly like a cow.
  • George Jacqueline: Well, yes it does. Only a little. A lot. So much. Exactly like one! Infact, you may know Marshall Bruce Mathers lll better as Eminem, sometimes, Cheeseburger here likes to be called the Cowval.
  • Sponghuck: Cheeseburger? Silly name for a serval, innit?
  • George Jacqueline:

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  • Tyler: Whatever. Now, come on, let's go. Who's ready to save the world, then?
  • George Jacqueline: I am!
  • Stephanie: I am!
  • Craig: I am!
  • Sponghuck: I'm not.
  • Tyler: Then, let's go find King Axecutioner!
  • (George, Stephanie and Craig cheer loudly, scaring Sponghuck in the process)
  • Tyler: And George, put that cow back where you found it.
  • (scenes cuts to everyone climbing up Craig shapeshifted into a ladder again out of the Sunny Grounds and on the sun again next to the spaceship)
  • Sponghuck: I still don't know about Geoffery joining us. I mean, is he as heroic as us?
  • George Jacqueline: First off, it's George, not Geoffery and second, I'm every bit as heroic AND cool as you guys. And if I'm not, let me be struck by... (thunder roars) *Gulps* (snaps his fingers) ...a giant rainbow slushie. (a giant rainbow slushie comes flying down) And live! (the slushie stops in the air) Oh. (the slushie lands on George) (Everyone else looks at the slushie) *Muffled* I'm OK. 
  • Tyler: Are you sure?
  • George Jacqueline: (lifts the slushie, flips it the right side up and gets up) Yes. I'm just woosy. (George feels woosy)
  • Sponghuck: You need more energy, Geoffro.
  • Craig: The slushie. You could drink the slushie.
  • Tyler: Hmm, good idea. The slushie will get you enough energy. If you drunk all that, you'd have enough energy to go around the whole world!
  • George Jacqueline: Hmm...
  • (George drinks up all the slushie)
  • George Jacqueline: (smacks his lips) Ahh.
  • (George makes a cute face and does a girly scream) (Then, he laughs crazily)
  • (Everyone else looks confused)
  • (Everyone carries George into the spaceship and it leaves the Sun and flies back down to Earth and then cuts to the inside where George still has a cute face and is still laughing crazily and Sponghuck are covering his ears)
  • Sponghuck: When is the sugar gonna wear off? I feel like I'm about to tear my own shirt off!
  • Craig: I don't know, but I think if we don't.... (puts his elbow on the desk, and an orange light flashes in the spaceship and a beep can be heard)
  • Woman Voiceover: Self-destruct mode activated! This spaceship will self-destruct in 10 seconds.
  • (Craig's elbow is revealed to have pressed a red button by mistake)
  • Craig: You know, you should really put words on these things.
  • Sponghuck: Grrr!
  • Stephanie: Self-destruct? Uh, oh.
  • (after a few seconds the spaceship explodes and everyone falls)
  • George Jacqueline: *Laughs crazily for a few more seconds* (George stops laughing and his face goes back to normal) Phew. The sugar has wore off. Wait, are we falling?
  • Sponghuck: *Sighs* Yes.
  • George Jacqueline: Er, do you mind if I just scream for my life, now?
  • Sponghuck: Sure. Go ahead. But, please do it quietly.
  • George Jacqueline: OK, I'll try. *Screams loudly and makes gorilla noises* 
  • Stephanie: Does he always scream like that?
  • Craig: Well, only when he's super duper scared. Welcome to the death zone.
  • (Everyone else starts screaming and everyone falls down into Earth)

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  • (George and Stephanie then hold hands and close their eyes, then the scene zooms to George, but he stops suddenly)
  • Scooter: (appears for the first time just on the edge on the helicopter entrance) I've got them.
  • George Jacqueline: (opens his eyes) I'm alive? We're alive? I'm being hung? Wait! Don't hang me! I'm too young to die!
  • Scooter: *Clears throat*
  • (Scooter hangs on to George's hand, then Stephanie is seen below George holding his hand, then Craig is seen hanging on to Stephanie's leg, then Tyler is hanging on to Craig and finally Sponghuck is holding on to Tyler with one hand and has his bubble in his other hand)
  • Scooter: We got you.
  • (Josie is holding onto Scooter and Bash is inside Josie's crocodile skull)
  • George Jacqueline: Well, thanks for...
  • (the wind blows strong and Scooter, Josie and Bash get pulled out of the helicopter and everyone falls)
  • Everyone: Ahh!
  • Craig: Oh, man. I think I left the fridge open back at home.
  • Sponghuck: *Sarcastically* We're going to die for real now. 
  • Scooter: No we're not!
  • (The song Kittten Air by Scott and Brendo plays and then, Scooter shoots frost out of his hands and creates an icy slide and one by one, everyone slides down it in the following order - Sponghuck, Tyler, George, Stephanie, Craig, Scooter, Bash and Josie) (As everyone slides down, Scooter keeps the ice slide going)
  • George Jacqueline: Wah-ha! This awesome!
  • Scooter: Is it awesome?
  • George Jacqueline: It sure is! Going down an icy slide is totally awesome! But, are you gonna make anything for us to land on safely?
  • Scooter: Oh, yeah.
  • (Scooter summons a giant pillow with his magic and it lands on the ground and he finishes the icy slide and everyone goes up and lands safely and the pillow in the order - Josie, Bash, Craig, Sponghuck, Tyler, Scooter and George and Stephanie together)
  • George and Stephanie: *Both giggle*
  • Stephanie: That was fun.

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  • Bash: Come on! To King Axecutioner's castle! *Laughs*
  • Josie: Stop!
  • (Everyone stops and see Hank, Hikouki and Roger in front of them)
  • Roger: Oh, look. 
  • Hikouki: We have visitors.
  • Tyler: Well, hello there.
  • Hank: We are here to stop you. *Cackles*
  • (Hikouki and Roger cackle as well) 
  • Tyler: Oh, no. We will stop YOU! Activate weapons!
  • (Tyler summons his emerald gauntlets, Stephanie summons her spear, Craig summons some laser guns, Sponghuck summons his Wispa Mint gun and a bone shield, Scooter summons some icy claws, Josie summons a pearl wrecking ball and Bash summons a gun that shoots peppers)
  • George Jacqueline: Woah-ha-ho! That's awesome!
  • Stephanie: I want you to stand back George and let us handle this, OK?
  • George Jacqueline: OK, then.
  • Scooter: Hang on! Where's Craig?
  • (Craig is revealed to be setting up a fence surrounding them and then adds electricity to them)
  • Tyler: Craig! You're building an electrical fence around us?!
  • Craig: (bounces back to the others) You're welcome. (picks up his laser guns)
  • Tyler: Forget it. Let's fight! I'll go first! 
  • (Tyler swings his gauntlet to hit Hank but misses)
  • Tyler: Dang.
  • George Jacqueline: Go, Tyler, go! Go, Tyler go!
  • (Tyler stares at Roger)
  • Tyler: Let's see what you got.
  • Roger: I'll tell what I've got. (slaps Tyler and Tyler falls and gets knocked out) This.
  • Josie: Well, Tyler's down. You ready, Bash?
  • Bash: Let's do this! *Laughs*
  • (Josie swings her wrecking ball which hits Hikouki's jet engine, making it rocket off)
  • Hikouki: My jet engine!
  • Craig: Nice work, guys. That was... (gets hit by the jet engine) Ooh!
  • (The jet engine flies around uncontrollably with Craig attached to it)
  • Craig: Look at me, I'm flying! Finally.
  • Josie: OK. Now, what are we going to do about the oth... 
  • (The jet engine hits Josie with Bash still in her skull)
  • Scooter: Bash!
  • Stephanie and Sponghuck: Josie!
  • (Josie, Bash and Craig fall to the ground where Tyler is)
  • Craig: Er... Sorry bout that guys. I thought I was blind.
  • Sponghuck: *Sighs* Sponghuck's turn! 
  • Scooter: Erm, no, Sponghuck, I think you should consider...
  • (Sponghuck punches Scooter away, then fires multiple Wispa Mint bars at Hank, Hikouki and Roger, but they don't hurt them)
  • Sponghuck: Oh, man. Hi... yah! (throws his shield)
  • (Roger catches the shield and throws it back to Sponghuck)
  • Sponghuck: *Yells*
  • (The shield hits Sponghuck and hits him off his bubble and he falls)
  • Sponghuck: Ow. I can't get up.
  • George Jacqueline: Oh, great. We're losing to them! (the boomerang comes back and hits George in the head again) And the boomerang just hit me again. (George throws the boomerang away)
  • Scooter: What do we do now...? (his eyes go bloodshot)
  • Stephanie: I know! Do you still have that rainbow diamond?
  • Scooter: Rainbow diamond? Well... yes. Yes I do. Oh, I get you, yes! (takes out a rainbow diamond) Now, we can...
  • (Roger slams Scooter away, who then lands on Josie and the rainbow diamond falls on the ground)
  • Stephanie: Oh, no. Who am I gonna fuse with?
  • (George walks to her with a big smile on his face)
  • Stephanie: Oh, no. I never thought it would come to this. Well, OK, George you can try but this might be weird.
  • George Jacqueline: Oh, really?
  • Stephanie: If we touch this rainbow diamond, we will be bubbled, lifted slighty and slamed together to a create a fusion between us. (picks up the rainbow diamond) Touch it.
  • George Jacqueline: Shall I touch it?
  • Scooter: Go ahead and do it! Whatever your name is.
  • George Jacqueline: Er... OK. (puts one finger on the rainbow diamond) Eh, that was so b...
  • (the rainbow diamond glows)
  • George Jacqueline: (his eyes grow larger) Ooh, pretty colours.
  • (George and Stephanie get bubbled by rainbow beams from the rainbow diamond  and lifted slightly into the air, both beams go back, then they slam George and Stephanie together and a siloutte of their fusion appears, then the fusion appears and lands on the ground)
  • George/Stephanie Fusion: *In George's voice* Woah! Oh, yeah! Let's fight these guys!
  • (The fusion summons a pearl-like bomb and throws it to the three villains, causing a sparkily explosion and sending them flying far away)
  • George/Stephanie: Touch down!
  • (The others gather the fusion and then everyone, except Sponghuck who has his arms crossed, cheer, then George and Stephanie de-fuse)
  • Stephanie: Well, I cannot believe it. We did it! (makes her super adorable face) Oh, thanks George.
  • (Stephanie hugs George)
  • George Jacqueline: Ooh. (puts his arms around Stephanie) Hmm. I'm glad to help. 
  • George Jacqueline: *Sighs happily* Now, how are we going to get out of this electrical fence that CRAIG "built" around us? Ideas? Anyone?
  • Scooter: We could dig a hole?
  • Stephanie: I could fly us oh, yeah my... wings.
  • Scooter: And flying over is a crap idea.
  • George Jacqueline: Why?
  • (a bird flies over the fence, but gets zapped, killed and falls to the ground)
  • George Jacqueline: Oh. Any other ideas?
  • Josie: We could cut the wires on it with something electricity-proof?
  • Sponghuck: We could pull the fence out.
  • Craig: We could lick it, so it vanishes.
  • (Everyone stares at Craig)
  • Craig: It's only a suggestion.
  • Tyler: Wait, I got it.
  • (Tyler uses his gauntlets to punch the fence, taking it down and making an exit)

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  • Craig: *Gasps* Scooter, look in that tree - a beehive. 
  • Scooter: A beehive?
  • (the "beehive" is actually a lemon)
  • Craig: Gosh. That's the smallest beehive I have ever seen. Looks more like a flamethrower.
  • Sponghuck: (floats to them) Meh, a beehive. A flamethrower?!  You two dipsticks wouldn't know what a beehive looks like, even if it fell and hit you on the head. 
  • (a beehive falls and hits Sponghuck's head, falls on the floor and the bees that live in it come out in a swarm)
  • Sponghuck: I am going to learn to keep my mouth shut.
  • Tyler: OK, we are just...
  • (Sponghuck comes by running yelling and the bees are chasing him, then multiple stings can be heard)
  • Sponghuck: Ah! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Not my eyes. Not my eyes! Ow!

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  • Scooter: Let's go. Venture forth!
  • Craig: Do we have to count to four?
  • Tyler: Let's just go.
  • (Everyone walks into the tunnel, except George and everyone looks at him)
  • Scooter: George, are you coming?
  • Stephanie: Please, George. Don't feel scared. Just walk in.
  • George Jacqueline: (breathes in and out) OK, I'll give it a shot.
  • (George takes out a needle and injects it into the cave)
  • George Jacqueline: And now, I'll walk in.

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  • Stephanie: Everyone, lights!
  • (Stephanie's pearl, Craig's eye, Tyler's gauntlets, Sponghuck's bubble, Scooter's glowing body, icy spines, hair and ice skates, Josie's hair and the inside of Bash's mouth all light up)
  • George Jacqueline: Wow! I wish one of my body parts could light up. Good thing I packed a torch! (George takes the torch he packed earlier out of his rucksack and turns it on)

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  • Boy: Excuse me, do you know how to get to the entrance of this tunnel?
  • Craig: Yeah. (holds up one of his laser guns towards the boy) It's back the way you came.
  • Boy: (runs off) *Screams*
  • Craig: (fires a laser) Take that! (fires another laser) And that! And... well, (fires a third laser) that!

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  • George Jacqueline: You know I could get used to this. Being with new friends, helping other friends.
  • (Craig is holding his hat)
  • Craig: Hobra... cobra! (puts his hand in his hat to take something out, but when he takes his hand out, there's nothing in it) HA! Oh. Oogly, googly! (puts his hand in his hat to take something out again, but when he takes his hand out, there's still nothing in it) HA! Huh? Damn!
  • George Jacqueline: Craig what are you doing?
  • Craig: I want to pull a rabbit out of my hat.
  • George Jacqueline: Wow, I didn't know you were a magician.
  • Stephanie: He isn't George. He's just being silly.
  • Craig: Oh, yeah? Watch this! (puts his hand in his hat again) Hang on... I feel something. (takes out a glove) Ahh! Oh my gosh! It's somebody's hand! Get it off me! 
  • George Jacqueline: Craig, it's a glove.
  • Craig: You're in love?
  • George Jacqueline: No, I'm not. 

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  • Tyler: Guys! (Tyler and Josie are by the exit of the cave) Me and Josie found the end of the cave!
  • George Jacqueline: All right!
  • Josie: But it's blocked.
  • George Jacqueline: NOOOOOOOO! Anything but that!
  • Josie: But, we can unblock it.
  • George Jacqueline: Oh...
  • Craig: *In George's voice* Oh...
  • George Jacqueline: ...yeah!
  • Craig: *In George's voice* ...yeah!
  • George Jacqueline: Craig, are you...
  • Craig: *In George's voice* Craig, are you...
  • George Jacqueline: ...copying me?
  • Craig: *In George's voice* ...copying me? *In normal voice* And yes I am.
  • George Jacqueline: But...
  • Craig: *In George's voice* But...
  • George Jacqueline: ...why...
  • Craig: *In George's voice* ...why...
  • George Jacqueline: ...are you...
  • Craig: *In George's voice* ...are you...
  • George Jacqueline: ...doing it?
  • Craig: *In George's voice* ...doing it? *In normal voice* Well, so I don't forget how to speak.
  • Josie: Enough! Let's just escape from this cave.
  • (Josie summons her pearl wrecking ball and swings, smashing through and clearing the exit of the cave)

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  • (Everyone runs quickly to the castle)
  • George Jacqueline: We are doing so well and we made it to...
  • (Everyone stop suddenly)
  • George Jacqueline: What the...
  • Sponghuck: Hmm? Ahh!
  • Craig: Shiver my shell!
  • Tyler: It's him, guys.
  • (Axebot appears in front of them with an angry look on his face)
  • George Jacqueline: What is this?
  • (George puts his out to try and touch Axebot, but Axebot super quickly slashes his axe to George, but George retreats his hand away in time)
  • George Jacqueline: Woah! That thing is full of slashdown!
  • Tyler: That's not even a word.
  • George Jacqueline: Well, is word a word?
  • Tyler: Word?
  • George Jacqueline: Word, word, word, word?
  • Tyler: Look, never mind. Let's just take him down! Guys, weapons!!
  • (Everyone summons their weapons)
  • Stephanie: George, I'd like you to stand back and let me and the others handle this.
  • George Jacqueline: (smiles) OK. 
  • (George backs once)
  • Stephanie: Bit more.
  • (George back up once again)
  • Stephanie: Bit more.
  • (George back up once again)
  • Stephanie: Bit more.
  • (George back up once again)
  • Stephanie: Bit more!
  • (George back up once again and bumps into a tree)
  • George Jacqueline: Ow. Stephanie, you told me to back up too far. (looks at the tree) On second thought, tell me to back up again. (steps forward once)
  • Stephanie: Well, I don't...
  • George Jacquelnie: Do it!
  • Stephanie: OK, back up.
  • (George backs into the tree and rubs it up and down on the tree)
  • George Jacqueline: Ahh! This is nice! My back needed a good scartch and this tree is a great scratching post. Ahh! Hey an apple!
  • (George sees an apple in the tree)
  • George Jacqueline: Nnnh! (tries to to reach for the apple but can't) Hmm...
  • (George takes out a handheld vacumm, reaches it up, turns it on, the apple gets pulled out on sucked onto the vacumm and he pulls it down)
  • George Jacqueline: There we are. (bites into the apple while it's still on the handheld vacumm) This makes a good fork. (the boomerang comes back, but George catches it in his hand and throws it away) Go on, then.
  • Stephanie: Eh, yeah.
  • Tyler: Attack!
  • (The others charge to Axebot and Axebot is charging but is then revealed to be moving very slowly and he looks quite puzzled than looks at them)
  • Sponghuck: What the heck?
  • Josie: Why is going so slow?
  • Bash: Maybe he's going in slooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwww moooootttiiiiooooooon. *Laughs*
  • Tyler: I don't think he is Bash.
  • Axebot: G-g-go ahead. You can attack me now if you want. I am not a very fast roller.
  • Tyler: OK.
  • (The others run to Axebot and repeatedly attack him but with no affect as Axebot tries to slashes them with his axes)
  • George Jacqueline: Oi! You! (picks up a large stone)
  • Stephanie: George, no!
  • George Jacqueline: Leave my friends alone!
  • (George throws the stone and it slams Axebot's face and knocks him out)

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  • (part of a bow sticks out of George's body)
  • Stephanie: Oh my gosh! The bow! George, that bow that's sticking out of you once belonged to my mother who used to be a hero. (Stephanie makes her adorable face again) It's power can endore it's special pink energy!
  • Craig: If the bow belonged to YOUR mother, why is sticking out of George?
  • Stephanie: Well... because... George... has some sort... of connection to me and my mother. He isn't part of my family though. You see, she was best friends with George's mother. And sometime later, they became girlfriends. However, her powers were given up by herself, so she could make me. And she handed some of them to George's mother, so that when she would make her own son or daughter, they would have those powers. And she handed the powers to George's mother who would then make George so he could use those powers.
  • George Jacqueline: Wait, let me get this straight - I've had powers through all my entire life?! I'm 19 and I don't realiese I have powers?!
  • Stephanie:
  • Sponghuck: And are you suggesting we should pull this thing out?
  • Stephanie: Yes.
  • (the others grab on the bow)
  • George Jacqueline: Be gentle.
  • Stephanie: We'll try.
  • (The others pull out the bow and hand it to George)
  • George Jacqueline: Wow! 
  • (some arrows magicially appear in George's other hand)
  • George Jacqueline: Cool! I just cannot believe what I'm seeing. It's beautiful. *Sniffs* I was wrong about you guys. You are the best.
  • (Stephanie, Craig, Scooter, Josie and Bash hug him)
  • Scooter: I feel more joyful with you here.
  • Josie: Me too.
  • Craig: You are unofficially a hero.
  • (Tyler and Sponghuck are watching)
  • Tyler: Ahem. 
  • Sponghuck: Aren't you forgetting something?
  • George Jacqueline: What? Oh, right. Now, let's take this robot down!
  • (The gang fight Axebot again and then George prepares to fire and arrow but holds it and it statics charge and brightens colours) (then he fires the arrow, stabs Axebot and destroys him with AoE damage)

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  • Bash: How do we get in?
  • Craig: I got it!
  • (Craig tosses one of his guns to the door, but it just hits the drawbridge and falls into the moat)
  • Craig: Did that work?
  • Sponghuck: You tosser.
  • (a Joke Rimshot Drum plays)
  • George Jacqueline: Bad pun alert.
  • Scooter: We're doomed.
  • Stephanie: Luckily, I have a well-thought-out plan. (her pearl starts glowing and projects a hologram Craig and Tyler who then fuse together) Craig and Tyler, if you two fuse and hold the bridge so it doesn't make a powerful pushback when it comes down (projects Sponghuck) and Sponghuck, if you fire your Wispa Mint Gun towards the chains (projects X) then I can advance with...
  • George Jacqueline: The boomerang's back!
  • (The boomerang comes back and it flies round, cuts the chains of the drawbridge, the drawbridge lowers and hits the ground, which does a pushback, but everyone was out of the way and the boomerang flies back to George who throws it away)
  • Sponghuck: Brilliant!
  • Scooter: Nice work!
  • Stephanie: Just to let everyone know, my plan would have also worked.
  • (Everyone else walks into the castle)
  • Stephanie: *To George* But I gotta admit, that was pretty cool. Good idea to throw it away, earlier.
  • George Jacqueline: One does try their best.
  • Stephanie: Hmm, yeah. (blushes)
  • (Everyone walks into the castle, but George stops and looks at a neon sign above saying "King Axecutioner's Castle" that keeps flashing)
  • George Jacqueline: Wow! This castle even has a neon sign.
  • Stephanie: George, come on.
  • George Jacqueline: OK, I'm coming.
  • (George starts annoyed by the fact the neon sign keeps flashing so hits the wall hard to stop it flashing and when it does stop flashing, he goes in and after a few seconds, the neon sign burns out and turns off entirley)
  • Stephanie: OK, we need to find the living room where we search for disguises. 
  • (George is next to the door of the living room)
  • George Jacqueline: I found it!
  • Stephanie: What a surprise.
  • (Everyone walks into the living room)
  • George Jacqueline: How are we gonna find disguises in hear? All I can see is a box full of costumes and hats, a blue sapphire, some pipe cleaners, a giant pencil, a can of black paint and broom covered in black paint like it's been used as a paint brush.
  • Stephanie: George, that's too silly to be here.
  • Tyler: Actually, he's right. All the stuff he said is right there.
  • (Every object George mention appears)
  • George Jacqueline: See? I...
  • (the boomerang comes back once again and hits George's head, but he picks it up and throws it away)
  • George Jacqueline: I said everything that is right there.

More coming soon...

  • (the scene cuts to the inside of King Axecutioner's bedroom which is filled with darkness)
  • George Jacqueline: Hello? Anyone here? 
  • Tyler and Sponghuck: Us.
  • George Jacqueline: Ahh, ghosts! I hate ghosts! Get away from me!
  • Tyler: It's us you fool - Tyler...
  • Sponghuck: ...and Sponghuck.
  • George Jacqueline: It's you two? I can hear you, but cannot see you. Wait a minute. Guys, help me! Help me! I've gone blind!
  • (the lighs switch on)
  • George Jacqueline: Oh, thanks guys.
  • Sponghuck: Try not to freak out again.
  • George Jacqueline: OK. 
  • (George bumps into King Axecutioner's bed)
  • George Jacqueline: Oh, excuse me sir. I... Huh?
  • (the bed has dead spiders on it)
  • George Jacqueline: Ahh! Spiders! Get em off me! (walks backwards into Sponghuck) Ahh! Ghoul! Get off me! (punches Sponghuck off his bubble) 

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  • Scooter: OK, Craig, we're close but there are... (knocking can be heard and Craig is revealed to be knocking a nail onto a picture of Craig eating a hamburger) Craig! Why are you knocking nails into the castle wall?
  • Craig: To keep the picture from falling. Don't you know what gravity is?
  • Scooter: How did it get there in the first place?
  • Craig: I might have ruined a picture and replaced it with another?
  • Scooter: What?! (grabs Craig) Come on!
  • Scooter: Excuse us fellow Balloonions.
  • Balloonion 1: Yes?
  • Craig: Er, what was my line?
  • Scooter: (puts his hand on his face) *Whispers* Can we go into the Control Room, OK?
  • Craig: Oh right. Can we go into the Control Room?
  • Balloonion 2: Well, if you can show us your best acts, starting with... you! (points to Scooter)
  • Scooter: Me? Well, OK. (pirouettes and jumps up and lands on his hands and turns right side up)
  • Balloonion 2: Now you small fry.
  • Craig: OK. (pulls out a tiny trumpet and plays "William Tell Overture then does a long note for bout 9 seconds)
  • Scooter: Will you stop playing that tiny trumpet?
  • Craig: Er... (stops playing and hides the tiny trumpet behind his back) What trumpet? This is my ice cream cone from the ice cream I had earlier. Anyway, well?
  • Balloonions: Hmm...
  • Balloonion 2: OK, go ahead.
  • Craig and Scooter: Yes! (both run to the Control Room)
  • Scooter: (pulls out a walkie-talkie) Tyler, how are you getting on?
  • (George, Tyler and Sponghuck are in King Axecutioner's bedroom and Tyler has a walkie-talkie too)
  • Tyler: We are in the bedroom looking for the axe and we will get back to you if we find it.
  • Scooter: *Voice on walkie-talkie* OK. Over and out.
  • Tyler: (puts the walkie-talkie away) The axe must be in somewhere.
  • George Jacqueline: I have bubbles in my tummy.
  • Sponghuck: What's the matter George? Tummy ache? We can take a break if you're not feeling well.
  • George Jacqueline: Not exactly. I have hiccups.
  • Tyler: How can you? You aren't making those hic sounds.
  • George Jacqueline: No. My hiccups go like this.
  • (George puts his hand on the wall and King Axecutioner's lamp falls off his bedside table, the lampshade falls off and it goes out)
  • Sponghuck: Those are really strange hiccups.
  • George Jacqueline: I know.
  • (Stephanie comes into the room)
  • Stephanie: Hey, guys. Still looking for the axe?
  • Sponghuck: Yes, but we've to stop to deal with George's hiccups.
  • Stephanie: Oh yeah. OK.
  • George Jacqueline: Gold, lunch, raccoon, Byker Grove. (walks forward and steps on a balloon, popping it) Ahh! Macka, wacka, rico!
  • Tyler and Sponghuck: Ahh!
  • Stephanie: Ahh! Hic! Oh, now I have them. Hic!
  • George Jacqueline: They're not as good as mine. 
  • (George touches the wall again and this time, the bedroom shelves fall down with everything on it)

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  • Craig: Wow, look at these buttons! (presses a button that turns on the radio and the song Rather Be by Clean Bandit plays) Also, a giant screen with a face on, comfy seats, a microphone *Gasps* and a box of nachos with extra cheese on them.
  • Scooter: Craig, we are here to deactivate the shield holding the axe. And turn off the music.
  • Craig: OK. (turns the music off) Now which button...
  • Computer Voice: Hello.
  • Craig: Wow! Talking computer! Deactivate shield system please. 
  • Computer Voice: No problem. Give as a second. There are no movies in your area with that title.
  • Craig: Grrr!! (turns red, but then calms) I'll eat a nacho to calm down. (eats a nacho)
  • (scene cuts to Stephanie in a hallway near the kitchen of the castle where some chef Balloonions are cooking)
  • Stephanie: OK, they ain't watching. Now, I...
  • (some purple rope pops out of the wall and surround Stephanie's body and she falls)
  • Stephanie: Help!
  • (Josie flies quickly towards her)
  • Josie: Stephanie! Don't worry, I will...
  • (some more comes out of the wal and tangles up Josie)
  • Stephanie: *Gasps Oh, no.
  • (Stephanie frees the hand with the walkie talkie in and speaks into it to George)
  • Stephanie: Stephanie to George, I'm afraid me and Josie are down. You will have to carry on without us! Mission aboar...
  • (George's walkie talkie loses signal)
  • George Jacqueline: Stephanie, no! NO!! Tyler, Stephanie and Josie are both down. We've lost 2. There's only us, Craig, Scooter, Bash and... Sponghuck? Where's Sponghuck?
  • (scene cuts to Sponghuck tied in rope with duct tape covering his mouth and he is being taken by Balloonions trying to shout "Help")

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  • (Hikouki flies into King Axecutioner's living room who is sitting on the couch watching TV)
  • Hikouki: Erm... Your Majesty?
  • King Axecutioner: Oh, Hikouki, can't you see I'm watching the cooling, duh I mean cooking channel?
  • (the TV is actually off)
  • Hikouki: But, Your Majesty...
  • King Axecutioner: And what do you want before you mask, duh I mean ask again?
  • Hikouki: W-w-we-w-we-we-w-w-w-we-we-w-we-we...
  • King Axecutioner: Come on, Hikouki. Spit it out!
  • Hikouki: *Spits*
  • King Axecutioner: No! Not like that! I mean, tell me what you have to say. Tell me or I'll make you vacate in Madird.
  • Hikouki: But I hate Uruguay.
  • King Axecutioner: (after a brief pause) Madrid is in Spain, not Uruguay.
  • Hikouki: And that thing I must tell you, we caught them all.
  • King Axecutioner: Caught who? Wait those guys who were fighting Axebot and then sneaked into the castle?
  • Hikouki: Yes.
  • King Axecutioner: Excellent.
  • (King Axecutioner slithers into the Prisoner Room and finds Tyler in front of him)
  • Tyler: King Axecutioner!
  • King Axecutioner: Oh, look! If it isn't Tyler!

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  • (Everyone cheers for Tyler)
  • George Jacqueline: Tyler! That was awesome!
  • Tyler: Is it really? That's why, George, my friend, I am so good at...
  • (King Axecutioner uses his axe and slices Tyler in half and everyone, even Hank, Hikouki and Roger, is in shock, especially George)
  • King Axecutioner: *Cackles*
  • George Jacqueline: Tyler! No!
  • (George walks slowly towards him and puts his halves together and lays him gently)
  • Tyler: My sweet George. Can I explain to you about something?
  • George Jacqueline: (tears pour from his eyes) Yes. Go on.
  • Tyler: The whole hero thing is fake. 
  • George Jacqueline: What?
  • Tyler: And I'm not smart. I just have a mechanical brain that tells me the answers to hard questions I can't answer. And the video is a fake too. I didn't really fight King Axecutioner, I just met him and we were friends, but we then became enemies. 
  • George Jacqueline: So that means, I don't have a heroic bone in my body?
  • Tyler: *Sighs* I'm sorry George.
  • (Tyler slowly and calmly dies instantly)

More coming soon...

  • (Stephanie cries as the Balloonions guide her and the others to their cages, then Stephanie puts on her earphones and goes onto the radio app on her phone, then puts her phone in her pocket)
  • Radio Announcer: This next one's for all you broken hearted losers who tried and failed at your goals, or if you just need a good cry.
  • (The song "Chasing Cars" by Snow Patrol plays and Stephanie's hands are cuffed and the cage is lowered as she continues to cry)
  • (The same happens to the others)
  • (cut to George running back the way he and the others came, tears start pouring down his eyes)
  • (a viewshot of Rainbow City at dusk, then shows Eos and Deeran on the news channel)
  • Eos: And finally in tonight's news at 10, George Jacqueline, popular DJ and member of Zap Cloud, alongside his friend Craig, have revealed to have been missing for more than 24 hours...
  • (Eleanor is in bed, watching the news on her TV)
  • Deeran: Police are trying as hard as they can to find out what happened to them and many citizens will be hoping for their safe return.
  • (Eleanor cries)
  • (George is sitting near the sea and the boat from earlier floats towards him, which he gets in and it sails out)
  • (It was night time and George had fallen asleep, then a rescue ship found George, got him on the ship and after nearly a day and a half, they may it back to Rainbow City and the ship lowered George onto the beach)
  • (George woke up just as dawn was breaking)
  • George Jacqueline: I'm home. (as the music ends, he walks to his Big Mac house and opens the door, walks in slowly, makes a quick coffee in a food blender, drinks it and goes upstairs to see Eleanor, who is still fast asleep in bed, George lays next to her, who wakes up)
  • Eleanor Jacqueline: George, the jelly will be ready in 15 minutes. George. George. George? George!
  • (Eleanor hugs George tight in joy)
  • George Jacqueline: Mum.
  • Eleanor Jacqueline: Oh, thank god. (she sheds a tear) Don't you run off like that again. Where's Craig?
  • George Jacqueline: Oh, back at the castle.
  • Eleanor Jacqueline: What castle? Wha... what happened to you? Where have you been?
  • George Jacqueline: Well, I met Stephanie. Leader of The Extraordinary Eight. The actual her. You know, you two, alongside Craig, worked togeth...
  • Eleanor Jacqueline: George! Don't spill the beans out loud! Only you know I was a member and that I'm immortal and I had powers, but lost them. Anyway... you met her?
  • George Jacqueline: Yes. She was getting them back together and asked me to help. Not only get the team back together back to defeat King Axecutioner, destroy T.U.E.A. a.k.a The Ultimate Elemental Axe and save everyone trapped at the castle.
  • Eleanor Jacqueline: King Axecutioner?! Anyway besides that, tell me more.
  • George Jacqueline: Well, we rode a plane and crashed into a desert, fought a shark, went to Sun City, fell out of a helicopter, went through a silver cave where we used Lambert to escape an explosion, rode a rainbow zebra, reach King Axecutioner's castle, fought a blue robot with golden axes, went in the castle where we nearly successed or mission but ended up being caught and then... I gave up and came back here.
  • Eleanor Jacqueline: What about you and Steph? How did you get along?
  • George Jacqueline: At first, amazingly. We became friends and bonded with each other, told ourselves about ourselves. I even told her what happened to my dad. But, then Steph was feeling upset and we started arguing when we ended up in The Prisoner Room at the castle and I had choice but to return home. And now King Axecutioner's going to use his axe to destroy not only Rainbow City, but the whole of Weird World.
  • Eleanor Jacqueline: George... listen to me. The team, us, the city and the world can't end like that. Does Stephanie even though I'm alive?
  • George Jacqueline: No. She and the others, except for Craig, think you're dead.
  • Eleanor Jacqueline: Well, you need to get back to the castle, make up with Stephanie, get everyone out of the castle and defeat King Axecutioner once and for all.
  • George Jacqueline: I can't. Let's face it, my so called "powers" ain't enough to help everyone. Let's face it. We're finished. Everything in Weird World is finished.
  • Eleanor Jacqueline: No, it isn't. The Extraordinary Eight would never give up, no matter the situation.
  • George Jacqueline: What about their split after your apparent "death"?
  • Eleanor Jacqueline: OK, other than that, they wouldn't give up on anything at all. So, you need to get back to castle to things out with Steph and stop King Axecutioner.
  • George Jacqueline: *Breaths in and out* OK. I'll do it.
  • Eleanor Jacqueline: That's my son.
  • George Jacqueline: But, how am I going to get back?
  • (a splash can be heard and George and Eleanor go outside to find Scooter's helicopter, damaged)
  • Autopilot: I appear to have crash-landed onto a beach and slightly the sea.
  • George Jacqueline: Scooter's helicopter. Perfect!

More coming soon...

  • King Axecutioner: Balloonions, get my sax, duh I mean axe!
  • Balloonions: Yes sir! (they arrive with King Axecutioner's axe in a glass case and fly off)
  • King Axecutioner: Now I shall open this face, duh I mean case. (puts his tail on the case and tries to open it, but it doesn't open) If I can. Nnnnnh! There's got to be a way to open it.
  • Craig: I know! I'll try this red circle thingy. (Craig presses a red button and the case opens)
  • All: CRAIG!
  • Craig: Whoops.
  • King Axecutioner: Oh my gosh! I've left the iron on. Balloonion Jeremiah!
  • Balloonion Jeremiah: (flies to King Axecutioner) Yes, Your Majesty?
  • King Axecutioner: Turn off my iron please.
  • Balloonion Jeremiah: Yes sir.
  • King Axecutioner: Now... (takes his axe out the case) ...I shall make a speech before kicking, duh I mean killing you all.
  • All: What?!
  • King Axecutioner: That's right! Are you sitting COMFORTABLY?!
  • (The Master Heroes are still standing looking confused)
  • King Axecutioner: I'll take that as a yes.
  • Craig: Do we have to...
  • King Axecutioner: Shut up! (Slams Craig on the head with the axe)
  • George Jacqueline: Craig!
  • Craig: (onions are spinning around his head) Stir fry...
  • King Axecutioner: Now, ever since I was a young rake, duh I mean snake, my father, who was the last king of Weird World, said that one day, I could wear... (points to his crown) ...this clown, duh I mean crown. And I am.
  • Sponghuck: Well, it's obvious, innit?
  • King Axecutioner: (turns red and fiery) QUIET! Anyway, now that I am wearing it, I am the ding, duh I mean king of Weird World and I may get what I want. And right now, I want all of you to give me something that is... (George is not with the others) Hey, where's that dude with the strange bomb head? The new recruit? Er, small fry?
  • Scooter: I wouldn't call him that if I were you.
  • Craig: But you aren't him.
  • All: Craig!
  • King Axecutioner: Hmm... Opal?
  • Stephanie: Opal is a birthstone.
  • King Axecutioner: Oh, yeah. What is it? Penguin? Radish? Radiator? Wait, I know - Quadruple Cheeseburger! (a hand taps him and George is revealed standing behind him) Hmm?
  • Sponghuck: George?
  • Stephanie: George, get away!
  • George Jacqueline: I will have you know Sir. Slithery...
  • King Axecutioner: It's King Axecutioner.
  • George Jacqueline: Well, whatever. I will have you know, my name is GEORGE! 
  • (George grabs King Axecutioner's axe and throws both it and King Axecutioner behind him) (The axe smashes through a window and falls into the lava moat)
  • King Axecutioner: The apps, duh I mean... the axe? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
  • (The other Master Heroes cheer)
  • Scooter: I can't believe it.
  • Stephanie: He got rid of the weapon.
  • Bash: Hooray for George! *Laughs*
  • (George and his friends cheer)
  • George Jacqueline: Well... *Giggles* (blushes) Like Stephanie said - One does try their best.
  • Stephanie: Aww, he copied me.
  • King Axecutioner: Curse YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!! Now how am I gonna fright, duh I mean fight you? I am weaponless.
  • Craig: For a good reason.
  • Stephanie: You wanna fight? You wanna FIGHT?! I will give you a fight. And to make this look like a battle, I will sumon some swords and make it a sword fight. (summons two swords from her pearl and throws one of them to King Axecutioner) Good ahead, fight me!
  • King Axecutioner: As you wish. 
  • (King Axecutioner grows two arms)
  • George Jacqueline: Cool, I'm gonna see Stephanie fight!
  • Craig: Aw, jeez.
  • Stephanie: This shall be the perfect battle!
  • King Axecutioner: (picks up the sword) You've already made a mistake by challenging me.
  • Stephanie: Ha, ha! We shall let our swords decide!
  • Craig: Paper cutting weirdos!
  • All: Shh!
  • George Jacqueline: You got this, Steph! I could learn a few things from you.
  • King Axecutioner: Commencing call, duh I mean duel.
  • (Stephanie and King Axecutioner fight repeatedly with the swords and Stephanie keeps dodging all of King Axecutioner's attacks)
  • King Axecutioner: I will win, you will loose.
  • Stephanie: In your dreams.
  • George Jacqueline: Go, Stephanie, go!
  • Craig: Go, King Axecutioner, go!
  • (Stephanie glares at Craig, then King Axecutioner swipes Stephanie's sword out of her hand and throws it) (Then, he nearly slashes Stephanie, but she does a knee slide and jumps back up holding her sword) (Then, King Axecutioner jumps up and lands towards Stephanie, but Stephanie hits King Axecutioner and stabs him, making him fall and then roll a little, then he stops)
  • King Axecutioner: *Groans* OK, you din, duh I mean win.
  • George Jacqueline: You go, Steph! That was amazing! Stephanie, you have the skills! You are super awesomely cool!
  • Stephanie: Well, (blushes) *Giggles embarrassingly* Well, like I said, one does try their best.
  • George Jacqueline: Can you teach me all your swords techniques too?
  • Stephanie: *Giggles* All right, but we should start with the basics. *Clears throat* Let's fight again.
  • King Axecutioner: Excellent. *Chuckles evily* (gets up and moves to Stephanie) Next sound, duh I mean round, begin!
  • Stephanie: George, I'd like you to stand back and watch me carefully, OK?
  • (Stephanie and King Axecutioner fight again)
  • King Axecutioner: Ya, ya, ya! 
  • George Jacqueline: Come on, Stephanie!
  • Stephanie: (looks at George while still fighting) You see George, to become a brilliant hero, you need power, skill and courage. And I am such a skilled sword and spear fighter! (pokes King Axecutioner's eye nearly taking it out) Combine power, skill and courage together, you become a brilliant, sensational hero. You need good weaponry and you have to be quick and agile. But the most important thing is about waiting carefully for the perfect moment to... (stabbing sound can be heard)
  • King Axecutioner: Yah!
  • Stephanie: *Gasps*  (Stephanie appears to have a shocked horror look in her eyes)
  • George Jacqueline: *Gasps*
  • Scooter: Oh, my.
  • Sponghuck: Oh, no.
  • Craig: Gosh! I think I left the fridge door open, back at home!
  • (Stephanie is revealed to have been stabbed by her King Axecutioner and she drops her sword)
  • George Jacqueline: *Gasps* Stephanie?
  • Stephanie: *Giggles nervously* (blushes) Oops a daisy. George, George listen it's OK. Don't worry. I am gonna be just...
  • (Suddenley, Stephanie disappears into clouds and her pearl falls onto the ground)

More coming soon...

  • (George punches King Axecutioner and his crown falls off and rolls off the castle roof and into the lava)
  • King Axecutioner: My crown! My beautiful crown! That's it! You guys just crossed the limb, duh I mean line. I didn't want to half, duh I mean, have to do this, but you leave me no choice! Balloonions! (claps twice)
  • (6 Balloonions gather King Axecutioner and one of them gives him an injection)
  • (Then, King Axecutioner transforms into a giant robot with golden fists, horns and a jetpack)
  • King Axecutioner: Now, not only shall I dismay, duh i mean destroy you, I shall destroy your hometown!
  • George Jacqueline: No!
  • King Axecutioner: Adios!
  • (King Axecutioner blasts away from the roof and far away from the castle and arrives at the city, after he turns the water to lava with a pink/purple/blue fire breath)
  • Josie: This is bad! Now he's gonna destroy your hometown, George.
  • Scooter: And how do we get there? We don't have my helicopter.
  • Sponghuck: Or my spaceship.
  • George Jacqueline: And none of us have wings.
  • (some Balloonions fly over and look at them)
  • Balloonion: We can help you, can't we guys?
  • Other Balloonions: Yes!
  • George Jacqueline: *Gasps* Balloonions! Everyone, get out your weapons!
  • Balloonion: No, no, no. We can help you get back to Weird World.
  • George Jacqueline: How?
  • Balloonion: Like this.
  • (The Balloonions form the shape of a ship)
  • Balloonion: OK, what are we?
  • George Jacqueline: A ship?
  • Craig: A beetroot pie!
  • Balloonion: Small one eyed egg, no. Bomb head guy, yes. We can join together into different objects. We took all the other citizens back to the city. And now, we shall take you guys. 
  • (the Balloonions form the shape of a magic carpet)
  • George Jacqueline: Woah! A magic carpet. 
  • Balloonion: Hop aboard!
  • (George and his friends get onto the Balloonion magic carpet)
  • (Hank, Hikouki and Roger come quickly to them)
  • Hank: Let us come with you.
  • Roger: Please.
  • Balloonion: Come on, then.
  • (Hank, Hikouki and Roger get on the Balloonion magic carpet too and it flies off to the city where they land in the middle of town where the other citizens are)
  • (Eleanor opens to the door to the house and runs to the scene)
  • George Jacqueline: We're here! 
  • (George and his friends get off the Balloonion magic carpet and run to the hospital)
  • (inside is quite busy and they run into reception and stop by a woman behind a counter)
  • Woman: Yes?
  • George Jacqueline: We're here to see Stephanie, please?
  • Woman: Stephanie who? I need middle and surnames.
  • George Jacqueline: Er... er, er, er, er... Oh, glowsticks. *Gasps* Stephanie Millie Valentine! I remembered! I flipping remembered!
  • Woman: Ahh, yes. Just take the elevator to the next floor above, then walk down a corridor and it's the second door on your right.
  • George Jacqueline: Thanks.
  • (George and his friends run to the elevator but it's Out of Order)
  • George Jacqueline: What? Out of Order? You are joking!
  • Josie: We could take the stairs.
  • George Jacqueline: *Groans for 5 seconds* No, anything but stairs.
  • Craig: Then, I have another plan.
  • George Jacqueline: How can you have a plan?
  • Craig: Like this.
  • (a laser comes out of Craig's eye and he uses it to cut a hole in the ceiling and he shapeshifts into a ladder again)
  • Craig: See? Come on up.
  • George Jacqueline: Wow!

More coming soon...

  • Scooter: Get ready to fire!
  • George Jacqueline: R... Er... what is it? Ryan? R-Richard? Ric-Ric-Ric...ky? Rowan? Rona-Ronald?
  • Josie: You mean "Roger", don't ya?
  • George Jacqueline: Oh, wait, I got it, I got it! Ringo! Never mind. But this is my last arrow. I only have one shot.
  • (George aims the arrow towards the sky and fires and the arrow explodes into loads of mini arrows just like it and they land all over King Axecutioner)
  • King Axecutioner: Ha! These arrows have not effect on me. Unless, one stabs into my brain.
  • (an arrow lands deep inside King Axecutioner's forehead)
  • King Axecutioner: Ow! What the... What?! You've got to be kidding me! Uh-oh, here we go. (turns back to normal form after 10 seconds)
  • Josie: Look!
  • King Axecutioner: Ooh. I have a headache. Huh? NO! You fools! Huh? (King Axecutioner falls onto the ground) Look what you've done! 
  • George Jacqueline: Yeah, we won!
  • King Axecutioner: Not quite though. You may have made fast, duh I mean past the robot battle, but it's not over yet. Welcome to the final level!
  • George Jacqueline: What? Final level?
  • King Axecutioner: Initiating Advanced Mode!
  • (King Axecutioner turns into a fiery snake and picks up his sword and tries to attack George with the sword and a powerful blue/purple/pink fiery breath but keeps missing multiple times as George runs around screaming)
  • Everyone Else: George!
  • George Jacqueline: Er... (takes his torch out of his rucksack) Light attack! 
  • (George shines the torch at King Axecutioner, but he burns the torch to ashes)
  • George Jacqueline: Oh, no. Oh, no! My bow!
  • (George fires an arrow at King Axecutioner but it goes through him with no effect and it burns to ashes)
  • George Jacqueline: *Gulps* My arrows aren't strong enough.
  • Everyone Else: *All gasp*
  • King Axecutioner: You think you are something? YOU... (bashes George) ...AIN'T... (throws George in the air, then jumps up and slams him back down) ...NOTHING!!
  • (King Axecutioner whips George and makes him fall in pain)
  • George Jacqueline: Ow.
  • King Axecutioner: *Cackles* 
  • (Stephanie's spears goes into King Axecutioner's and nearly chokes him, then it comes out)
  • King Axecutioner: What the...?
  • Stephanie: No one messes with... (starts suffocarting) Hold on. (Stephanie takes a inhaler and uses it, then puts it in her pocket) Now, what was I saying? Oh, yeah. No one messes with George.
  • George Jacqueline: Stephanie! You've regenerated!
  • Stephanie: Of course! My back still hurts a bit, but I'm fine. Now let's take him down.

More coming soon...

  • King Axecutioner: How about a touch of frost?
  • King Axecutioner: I'll just do it. (changes the settings on the axe)
  • (King Axecutioner fires some frost with his axe and George tries to avoid it)
  • King Axecutioner: Come on, Dynamo, stay still. I'm only making sure you don't loose your cool.
  • (A Joke Rimshot Punch Line Drum can be heard)
  • George Jacqueline: Bad pun alerrrrrrrrrrrrrrt! (avoids some more frost)
  • King Axecutioner: Grrr! If frost won't stop you, maybe this will. (his eyes turn into lightning bolts, he changes the settings on his axe and fires some lightning towards George, who avoids it) Now, I'm bringing up a storm!
  • (A Joke Rimshot Punch Line Drum can be heard)
  • George Jacqueline: Bad pun... 
  • (Some lightning zaps George)
  • George Jacqueline: Ow. Alert. Right, that's it!
  • (George grabs three arrows and fires them) (One arrow smashes a window and goes off, one hits King Axecutioner's axe and another flies into his mouth and he spits it back and it nearly hits George, but he picks his head up and puts it back down again)
  • George Jacqueline: Phew. That was close. Right, King Axecutioner. This is the final straw. (takes a straw from behind his back) I'll have to get some more next time I go shopping.
  • King Axecutioner: In that case... (takes out some sunglasses and puts them on) ...let's turn up the heat. (changes settings on his axe and fires some flames at George)
  • George Jacqueline: (avoids the flames) Woah. Wa-hey! Whoo!
  • King Axecutioner: *Cackles* Now we're all fired up.
  • (A Joke Rimshot Punch Line Drum can be heard)
  • George Jacqueline: Bad pun... (avoids another flame) Bad... (avoids another flame) ...pun... (avoids another flame and nearly falls out the helicopter) ...alert.
  • (King Axecutioner shoots another flame and it burns George)
  • George Jacqueline: Oh, now you're playing with fire. See, I can do bad pun alerts as well. It's not hard.

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  • (King Axecutioner swipes Stephanie away and she falls to the ground)
  • Stephanie: *Groans in pain* 
  • George Jacqueline: *Gasps*
  • Stephanie: Don't worry. I'm fine. I least I didn't land on my back.
  • King Axecutioner: Now you!
  • George Jacqueline: *Gasps, then gulps*
  • King Axecutioner: I am gonna my fire more powerful and dangerous that could destroy this entire city!
  • (Everyone gasps)
  • Craig: Oh, no.
  • Stephanie: *Gasps*
  • King Axecutioner: By making my fire stacking, duh I mean, shocking! With electricity.
  • (King Axecutioner touches an electric wire and electricity spreads through his body)
  • George Jacqueline: (shakes in fear) *gulps* Oh, no.
  • King Axecutioner: Now, where were we?! Oh, I know.
  • (King Axecutioner faces Craig, Sponghuck, Scooter, Josie and Bash, fires electricity from his tail and shocks them and they all fall and groan in pain)
  • George
  • King Axecutioner: Say goodnight, Dynamite.
  • (George closes his eyes, then opens them and looks at a hose)
  • George Jacqueline: A hose? Wait. 
  • (King Axecutioner is charging up the most powerful fiery electrical blast ever)
  • George Jacqueline: Water and electricity don't mix!
  • (George grabs the hose and points it to King Axecutioner)
  • King Axecutioner: WHAT?! NO! How did you know my weakness?!
  • George Jacqueline: I have my ways.
  • (George sprays water and it goes through King Axecutioner and he gets shocked so much, then George grabs his sword)
  • George Jacqueline: Time to END THIS!!
  • (George throws the sword like a boomerng and it slices through King Axecutioner and he drops to the floor, while George sighs a few times)
  • King Axecutioner: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! George wins. Zzzzz! Do you
  • George Jacqueline: W-w-we did it. We... did it. We did it. I did it. I did it!!
  • (some of King Axecutioner's remmants starting forming and everyone gasps, but George stamps on it and it clears away)

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  • Bash: But, what about George?
  • (Everyone looks up to the sky)
  • Craig: I think he's gone.
  • Eleanor Jacqueline: *Gasps* No. No. My boy. *Cries*
  • Scooter: Poor, George.
  • Tyler: Indeed. Poor, George. He saved all of us.
  • (The Extraordinary Eight mourn for him, then Eleanor does, Cole, Brent and Zayden do and then everyone else does the same)
  • Helen: Wait, look! That star is probably George looking down on us.
  • Irma: No, wait. Look again.
  • Julian: She's right. It's not a star, it... it IS George.
  • Everyone: Hooray!
  • (The citizens chant George's name, Eleanor stops crying and George lands next to The Extraordinary Eight)

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  • (George picks up a small rainbow crystal in the shape of a heart)
  • George Jacqueline: What's this?
  • Stephanie: *Gasps* George, you have got it.
  • George Jacqueline: Got what?
  • Stephanie: This is the rainbow crystal heart. We're been searching for this everywhere as this is what we need to turn the ocean, which is now lava back into a rainbow ocean. One person just needs to throw it into the ocean. It's easier of we do it from the sky. And if it isn't done by the time the sun goes down, (the sun is shown setting and is close to being done) the ocean will remain cursed... forever!
  • Craig: Dun, dun, DUUUUUUUUUN!!

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  • (scene cuts to George, Craig, Sponghuck, Scooter, Josie and Bash on the Balloonion flying carpet in the sky above the ocean and Stephanie is watching from the rocky mountain where George's is nd th other citizens are watching on the beach)
  • George Jacqueline: Well, this is it. Time to bring back the land rainbow. By that, I mean the rainbow ocean. It's a new name I came up with. It is a rainbow on the ground? Never mind.

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  • George Jacqueline: In fact, I feel a song coming on!
  • Sponghuck: Oh, no. Not more singing!
  • George Jacqueline: Stephanie!
  • Stephanie: You got it!
  • (Stephanie runs to a DJ table and puts the headphones on and puts some electronic rock with hints of indie pop music on)
  • (a stage rises up from the sand with George on it and an electric guitar is thrown to him and and stands near a microphone and sings a song made for the film called "Colours" which was sung by Kiwi Time featuring Ellie Goulding)

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  • ("The End" is shown, leading to the end of the movie and then a spectacular end credits are shown with the following music being played - a song exclusivly for the film, Wires by Impactist made for Cartoon Network, the theme to The Vicar of Dibley and some music from the film used earlier)

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