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  • (The episode starts by showing the intro to sitcom Dad's Army and then it's revealed Sponghuck is watching it) (George comes in)
  • George Jacqueline: 'Ello, Sponghuck! Whatcha doin'?
  • Sponghuck: Watching the tele.
  • George Jacqueline: What are you wa...
  • Sponghuck: *Annoyed* Dad's Army.
  • George Jacqueline: Ooh. It's really funny, that show. "Don't tell 'em, Pike!" Can I wat...
  • Sponghuck: No.
  • George Jacqueline: OK.
  • (George leaves)
  • Sponghuck: Oh, this part is really funny!
  • (George goes upstairs into Stephanie's room who is sitting on her bed, drinking milk, eating Oreos and watching Puella Magic Madoka Magica)
  • Stephanie: Go on, Sayaka.
  • George Jacqueline: Hello, Stephanie. What are you watching?
  • Stephanie: Puella Magi Madoka Magica.
  • George Jacqueline: What?
  • Stephanie: It's a Japanese anime. It's my favourite TV show. It's about a group of female middle school students who choose to become magical girls and must battle surreal enemies called witches. However, they consequently learn of the anguish and perils associated with their newfound roles.
  • (George looks to the window and to Stephanie for a few seconds)
  • George Jacqueline: Say, again? Sorry. I was too busy looking at a woodpecker pecking at a tree made of gummi fish. It looked so cute.
  • Stephanie: Never mind. Just get out please.
  • George Jacqueline: OK.
  • (George leaves the room and goes into Scooter and Tyler's room to find them, Craig, Josie and Bash watching Die Hard 2)
  • George Jacqueline: Hello, guys. And what are you rascals watching?
  • Scooter: Die Hard 2.
  • Josie: It's a good film.
  • George Jacqueline: Really?
  • Tyler: Oh, yes. It's our favourite action movie.
  • Josie: Well, my favourite action movie is Fast and Furious 6.
  • Tyler: Quiet, Josie, this is the action scene.
  • Josie: This film is full of action scenes!
  • Tyler: I know. I was just reminding you.
  • George Jacqueline: Can I watch it too?
  • Craig: Why, of course you ca...
  • Tyler: Craig, we agreed to be together. Just us. No one else.
  • Craig: Oh, yeah. I forget.
  • Scooter: Sorry, George. *Sneezes*
  • George Jacqueline: OK. Bye then.
  • (George walks out of the room and sighs, then goes to the window, looking out of it)
  • George Jacqueline: Can't the others just spend time with me and let me join in with all their businesses? Huh? *Gasps in shock* What the hell?!
  • (The Lamborghini Aventador is being taken away by a scrap truck)
  • George Jacqueline: Guys, come here, quick!
  • (The others gather George)
  • Everyone, except George: What is it?!
  • George Jacqueline: The Lamborghini just got taken away by a scrap truck and it's not even NEW! I mean old.
  • Everyone, except George: Oh.
  • Scooter: What a dumb excuse for us to gather.
  • Josie: Totally right.
  • Stephanie: George, we don't have time to listen to your silly stories. You will have to stay in your room.
  • George Jacqueline: Fine. Have it your way. (starts getting upset) Don't care about the things that are important to me including my own self being. Who knows what could become of me. *Cries*
  • (The others now feel sorry for George)
  • Sponghuck: Guys, I think we went too hard on him.
  • Craig: Yeah, we are so sorry, George.
  • Stephanie: And to make it up to you, we shall go with you to the scrapyard to retrieve your lost... er... how do you pronounce it, again?
  • George Jacqueline: Lamborghini.
  • Stephanie: Lambercordy! And we shall not rest until we find it! Now, let's go!
  • (Everyone cheers)
  • George Jacqueline: This won't take us long to get to the scrapyard. We can just walk.
  • (scene cuts to the entrance to scrapyard and everyone has arrived, but George looks exhausted)
  • George Jacqueline: I should have known walking was such a bad idea. We should have took the bus.
  • Sponghuck: But there are no buses that go to the scrapyard, unless they are to be scraped of course.
  • Stephanie: Come on, George. It wasn't that bad.
  • George Jacqueline: Not that bad? Not that bad?! Are you joking?! It took us an hour to get here! An hour! 60 minutes! 120 half minutes! 3600 seconds! 3600000 milliseconds! Get the picture?
  • Stephanie: Look, do you want your car back, or not?
  • George Jacqueline: OK, then, let's go.
  • (The team enter the scrapyard)
  • Scooter: What a dump. We'll never find the Lam-Lam... *Sneezes* Lamborghini here.
  • (Craig bumps into a rusty green Lamborghini)
  • Craig: Ow! What the... George, I think I found it!
  • George Jacquelune: What is it?
  • Craig: The Lamborghini!
  • George Jacqueline: Really?! (runs up to the car with a cute face) Hold on... Craig, you're right! It is a Lamborghini. But one flaw - it's not ours! Our Lamborghini isn't green. And besides that, it's rusty.
  • Sponghuck: Well, maybe the Lamborghini has rusted up, now.
  • George Jacqueline: Rusted up? *Freaking out* O-o-o-oh, Behahuhahahehehetsaytuwakilovamaroo, Ahu-Aaaw-Ha-Ha-Ha..! (goes unconcious)
  • Tyler: He's gone even more crazy than usual.
  • Bash: I like crazy! *Laughs*
  • (Josie finds a Citroën C3 with a red/orange chrome paintjob)
  • Josie: Guys, I think I found something!
  • (George gains concious and gets up as the Microsoft Windows 98 Startup Sound plays and runs to the Citroën C3)
  • George Jacqueline: What is it?!
  • (George runs to the Citroën C3)
  • Josie: I think it's the Lamborghini. See the paint. It's red/orange chrome.
  • George Jacqueline: You are correct! But it's not a Lamborghini, it's a Citroën C3.
  • Josie: Well, maybe the Lamborghini was broken up and made into this.
  • George Jacqueline: Broken up?
  • (George crazily laughs and freaks out even more) (Stephanie comes over to Josie)
  • Stephanie: Poor George. He's gone madder than usual.
  • Josie: And now he's knocking zinc nails into his head.
  • (George crazily knocks some zinc nails into his head while laughing)
  • Stephanie: Totally mad.
  • (Tyler and Sponghuck find some scrap dealers)
  • Sponghuck: Let's ask those guys if they have seen it.
  • Tyler: Erm, excuse us?
  • Scrap Dealer 1: Yes?
  • Scrap Dealer 2: Can we help you?
  • Tyler: Well, we are looking for a Lamborghini Aventador.
  • Sponghuck: It has a red/orange chrome paintjob and it was taken here by mistake. It wasn't old and rusty. It was shiny like it was brand new. 
  • Scrap Dealer 3: Well, it was taken near that giant crane.
  • Tyler: What happens to all these cars and what does the crane do?
  • Scrap Dealer 1: Simple, really. It picks up the cars and drops them into that giant crusher.
  • Tyler and Sponghuck: What?!
  • Sponghuck: You got to let us have it back.
  • Scrap Dealer: We're terribly sorry. All cars that come here are scrapped here.
  • Tyler: We are getting the car back, now!
  • Scrap Dealer: Fine, have it your way. (pulls out a remote control and presses a button and a Scrap Car Robot Lizard comes across and roars at Tyler and Sponghuck)
  • Sponghuck: Run.
  • (Tyler and Sponghuck run off from the Scrap Car Robot Lizard)
  • (George is still being crazy now speaking some weird language and hitting his head with a frying pan and hopping around)
  • Stephanie: I'm getting worried now.

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