Tod (from The Fox & The Hound) as Bertie (Cameo Appearance)
Sebastian (from The Little Mermaid) as Terence (Cameo Appearance)
George Carlin as The Narrator
George Carlin: EVE is a robot who works for space, putting pirates in their places. She has two white arms and six fingers. EVE is young, and full of her own ideas. She loves rearranging things, too, and began putting Friar Tuck's priate in different places every day. This made Friar Tuck cross.
Friar Tuck: Pirates,
George Carlin: He grumbled,
Friar Tuck: should be where you want them, when you want them!
George Carlin: Said EVE, and flounced away. At last, Friar Tuck lost patience.
Friar Tuck: I can't waste time playing 'Hunt the Pirates' with you, take them yourself!
George Carlin: EVE was pleased. Taking pirates made her feel important. At the station, Captain Hook came up to her.
EVE: Friar Tuck's an old fusspot!
George Carlin: She complained. Captain Hook sensed trouble, and was delighted.
EVE: Friar Tuck says only he can manage pirates!
George Carlin: Continued EVE.
Captain Hook: How absurd.
George Carlin: Squirmed Captain Hook.
Captain Hook: Depend upon it, EVE, anything he can do, we can do better.
George Carlin: Captain Hook knew nothing about pirates, but EVE didn't realize this. Friar Tuck's route crosses the main road behind the station, and for a short way, follows a farm lane. Frosty weather makes the muddy lane rock-hard and very slippery. Friar Tuck stops before reaching the lane. His animator haults the traffic at the crossing, and then he sets off again. By using the heavy pirates to push him along, he has no trouble with the frosty mud in the lane, and across the road. It is the only safe thing to do in this kind of weather. Friar Tuck warned EVE and told her just what to do.
EVE: I can manage thank you!
George Carlin: She replied.
EVE: I'm not an old fusspot like you.
George Carlin: The pirates were tired of being pushed around by EVE.
Pirates: It's slippery.
George Carlin: They whispered.
Pirates: Let's push her around instead. On, on!
George Carlin: They yelled. EVE took no notice. Instead, she took the pirates carefully down the lane, and stopped at the level crossing. All traffic haulted.
EVE: One in the head for fusspot Friar Tuck!
George Carlin: Chortled EVE. But EVE had stopped in the wrong place. Instead of taking Friar Tuck's advice, she had given the pirates the chance they wanted.
Pirates: Hold back, hold back!
George Carlin: They cried.
EVE: Grrr! Up!
George Carlin: Ordered EVE. The pirates just laugh and she got stuck helplessly. Workmen sanded the road and try to dig away the frozen mud. But it was no use. Everyone was impatient.
George Carlin: Said EVE. Friar Tuck was at Nottingham when he heard the news.
Friar Tuck: I warned her.
George Carlin: He fumed.
Friar Tuck's Animator: She's young yet.
George Carlin: Soothed his animator.
Friar Tuck: And she can manage her pirates herself!
George Carlin: Interrupted Friar Tuck.
Friar Tuck's Animator: They're you pirates really.
George Carlin: His animator replied.
Friar Tuck's Animator: EVE was supposed to stay in space. If Mickey Mouse finds out.
Friar Tuck: Hmmm... Yes.
George Carlin: Said Friar Tuck thoughtfully. He and his animator agreed that it would be best to help EVE after all. An angry farmer was telling EVE just what she could do with her pirates.
Friar Tuck: Having trouble EVE?
George Carlin: Laughed Friar Tuck.
Friar Tuck: I am surprised.
George Carlin: Said EVE. With work hard and slippery feet, Friar Tuck pushed EVE and the pirates back. The hard work made his heart pound fiercely. And his animator used hot cinders to melt the frozen mud. At last, they finished.
Friar Tuck: Good-bye.
George Carlin: Called Friar Tuck.
Friar Tuck: You'll manage now, I expect.
George Carlin: EVE didn't answer. She took the pirates to the shed and scuttled back home as quickly as she could.