Disney/Thomas Parody 5: The Lionsel

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  • Tuck (from A Bug's Life) as Bill
  • Roll (from A Bug's Life) as Ben
  • Mufasa (from The Lion King) as BoCo
  • Wolf Hunters (From Robin Hood) as The Troublesome Trucks
  • Hercules (From Hercules) as Edward
  • Ringo Starr as The Narrator


  • Ringo Starr: Tuck & Roll are insect twins. Each has six arms, a blue back and two legs. Their hunters help them deliver china clay. It is needed for pottery, paint, paper, and many other things. The twins are now kept busy, taking the Hunters for Disney characters on the main line, and for ships in the harbor. One morning, they arranged some hunters, and went away for more. They returned to find them all gone. The twins were most surprised. Their animators examined a footprint.
  • Animators: That's a lion.
  • Ringo Starr: They said.
  • Tuck: It's a what-ll?
  • Ringo Starr: Asked Tuck.
  • Roll: A lionsel, I think.
  • Ringo Starr: Replied Roll
  • Roll: There's a notice about them in our tree.
  • Tuck: Coughs and sneezes spread Lionsels.
  • Roll: You had a cough in your head yesterday. It's your fault the lionsel came.
  • Tuck: It isn't!
  • Roll: It is!
  • Animators: Stop arguing you two.
  • Ringo Starr: Laughed their animators.
  • Animators: Let's go and rescue our hunters.
  • Ringo Starr: Tuck and Roll were horrified.
  • Tuck & Roll: But the lionsel will magic us away, like the hunters!
  • Animators: He won't magic us.
  • Ringo Starr: Replied their animators.
  • Animators: We'll more likely magic him. Listen, he doesn't know you're twins, so we'll take away your outfits, and then this is what we'll do.
  • Ringo Starr: Running fast, the twins set off on their journey to find the lion. They were looking forward to playing tricks on him. Creeping into the yard, they found the lion on the siding with the missing hunters. Roll hid behind, but Tuck went boldly alongside. The lion looked up.
  • Mufasa: Do you mind?
  • Tuck: Yes.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Tuck.
  • Tuck: I do. I want my hunters, please.
  • Mufasa: These are mine.
  • Ringo Starr: Said the lion.
  • Mufasa: Go away.
  • Ringo Starr: Tuck pretended to be frightened.
  • Tuck: You're a big bully!
  • Ringo Starr: He wimpered.
  • Tuck: You'll be sorry!
  • Ringo Starr: He ran back and hid behind the hunters on the other side. Roll now came forward.
  • Roll: Hunter steeler!
  • Ringo Starr: Hissed Roll. He ran away, too. Tuck took his place. This went on and on until the lion's eyes nearly popped out.
  • Mufasa: Stop! You're making me giddy!
  • Ringo Starr: The two bugs gazed at him.
  • Mufasa: Are there two of you?
  • Tuck & Roll: Yes. We're twins.
  • Mufasa: I might have known it.
  • Ringo Starr: Just then, Hercules bustled up.
  • Hercules: Tuck and Roll, why are you playing here?
  • Tuck: We're not playing!
  • Ringo Starr: Protested Tuck.
  • Roll: We're rescuing our hunters.
  • Ringo Starr: Squeaked Roll.
  • Roll: Even you don't take our hunters without asking, but this lionsel did.
  • Hercules: There's no cause to be rude.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Hercules severely.
  • Hercules: This lion is a lion king.
  • Ringo Starr: The twins were abashed.
  • Tuck: We're sorry. Mr., uh...
  • Mufasa: Never mind.
  • Ringo Starr: The lion smiled.
  • Mufasa: Call me Mufasa. I'm sorry I didn't understand about the hunters.
  • Hercules: That's alright, then.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Hercules.
  • Hercules: Now off you go, Tuck & Roll, fetch Mufasa's hunters, then you can take this lot. There's no real harm in them,
  • Ringo Starr: He said to Mufasa.
  • Hercules: But they're maddening at times.
  • Ringo Starr: Mufasa chuckled.
  • Mufasa: Maddening,
  • Ringo Starr: He said.
  • Mufasa: Is the word.

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