Disney/Thomas Parody 7: Pluto Stands By

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  • Simba (from The Lion King) as Oliver
  • Pongo (from 101 Dalmatians) as Thomas
  • WALL-E (from WALL-E) as Percy
  • Flik (from A Bug's Life) as Duck
  • Wolf Hunters (from Robin Hood) as Troublesome Trucks
  • Prince John (from Robin Hood) as S.C. Ruffey
  • Pluto (from Mickey Mouse) as Toad
  • Buzz Lightyear (from Toy Story) as Douglas
  • Mickey Mouse (from Mickey Mouse) as Sir Topham Hatt
  • George Carlin as The Narrator


  • George Carlin: Simba had been to the hospital to get better. Some wolf hunters tricked him, and the lion fell into the hole. Now, Simba was as good as new, but he was still worried about hunters.
  • Simba: I'd rather not use them.
  • George Carlin: He said to himself. But the hunters sang songs rude and loud. Prince John, their leader, led the chorus.
  • Prince John & The Hunters: Simba is no use at all, thinks he's very clever, says that he can manage us, that's the best joke ever! When he orders us about, with the greatest folly, we just push him down the hole, Pop goes old Simby!
  • George Carlin: Pongo, Flik and WALL-E were shocked.
  • Pongo, Flik & WALL-E: Be quiet!
  • George Carlin: They ordered. But they couldn't be everywhere, and everywhere they weren't, the hunters began again.
  • Hunters: Simba is no use at all, thinks he's very clever, says that he can manage us, that's the best joke ever!
  • George Carlin: At last, the disney characters gave up.
  • Pongo, Flik & WALL-E: We're sorry, Simba.
  • George Carlin: They said.
  • Simba: It's really my fault.
  • George Carlin: Said Simba sadly.
  • Simba: I shouldn't have fallen in the hole.
  • George Carlin: Pluto, the dog, felt sorry for Simba too. Next morning, he spoke to Buzz Lightyear.
  • Pluto: I'm worrid, Mr. Buzz. This disrespect for disney characters, when is it going to end?
  • Buzz Lightyear: Who knows?
  • George Carlin: Sighed Buzz.
  • Pluto: I've got a plan, Mr. Buzz. May I stay here today and help Mr. Simba? We are both yellow, and must stand together.
  • Buzz Lightyear: Certainly, Pluto.
  • George Carlin: Replied Buzz, and walked away. Soon, Pluto was explaining his plan.
  • Flik: Goodness Gracious, Pluto, I don't think you should suggest such a thing to Simba.
  • George Carlin: But Simba interrupted.
  • Simba: No Flik, Pluto's right. It's really my fault. I must put this trouble right.
  • Pluto: I meant no disrespect, you understand.
  • Simba: Of course not, Pluto. Anyway, my animator says the same, and he's arranged it with the station master.
  • Flik: Very well, Simba.
  • George Carlin: Conceited Flik.
  • Flik: But I must hurry; my passengers will be waiting. Good luck!
  • Simba: So long!
  • George Carlin: Smiled Simba bravely, but he felt dreadfully nervous inside. Simba marshalled the worst hunters two by two.
  • Pluto: That's the way, Mr. Simba.
  • George Carlin: Whispered Pluto.
  • Pluto: And if you leave that Prince John till' last, then you'll have him behind you, and you can bump him if he starts his nonsense.
  • Prince John: Hold back, hold back.
  • George Carlin: Whispered Prince John.
  • Prince John: And pass the word to the others.
  • George Carlin: The silly hunters giggled. But Simba knew what to do; there was plenty of sand on the ground and his feet gripped splendidly. He gave a great heave.
  • Prince John: Oooh!
  • George Carlin: Groaned Prince John.
  • Prince John: I don't like this!
  • Flik: Go on!
  • George Carlin: Yelled Flik.
  • Flik: Well done, boy! Well done!
  • Prince John: Ohhh!
  • George Carlin: Wailed Prince John.
  • Prince John: I'm coming apart!
  • George Carlin: And he did. Then there was trouble.
  • Mickey Mouse: Well Simba, so you don't know your own strength, is that it?
  • Simba: No, no, sir.
  • George Carlin: Said Simba, nervously. Mickey Mouse inspected Prince John.
  • Mickey Mouse: As I thought, rotten fur, rusty bones. Maybe if we put your back together, you'll earn yourself a better name.
  • George Carlin: Nowadays, Simba only takes the hunters when the other disney characters are busy. But they're always quick to warn each other.
  • Hunters: Take care with Mr. Simba, if you play tricks on him, you'll never be the same hunter again!
  • George Carlin: Prince John has learned his lesson, and says nothing at all.

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