Disney Characters and Turntables & Other Stories is a Pooh & Friends Spoof to Tenders and Turntables & Other Stories. It has six Season 1 episodes and one Season 2 episode told by Ringo Starr for the US.


  1. Winnie The Pooh as Thomas (Jim Cummings)
  2. Buzz Lightyear as Edward (Patrick Warburton)
  3. Randy Cunningham as Henry (Ben Schwartz)
  4. Mike Chilton as Gordon (Reid Scott)
  5. Zachary Pingrey as James (Scott Menville)
  6. Todd Daring as Percy (Nancy Cartwright)
  7. Kuzco as Toby (J.P. Manoux)
  8. Timon as Donald (Quinton Flynn)
  9. Pumbaa as Douglas (Ernie Sabella)
  10. Flowers as Coaches
  11. Pirates as Troublesome Trucks
  12. Dipper Pines as Stephen Hatt (Jason Ritter)
  13. Mabel Pines as Bridget Hatt (Kristen Schaal)
  14. Princess Jasmine as Henrietta (Linda Larkin)
  15. Governor Radcliffe as The Ffarquhar Stationmaster (???)
  16. The Queen of Hearts of The Stationmaster's Wife (???)
  17. Mitchie O'Hara as Annie (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  18. Amethyst Giger as Clarabel (Grey Griffin)
  19. Minnie Mouse as Lady Hatt (Russi Taylor)
  20. Lightning McQueen as Bertie (Owen Wilson)
  21. Cruella DeVil as Daisy (Tress MacNeille)


  1. Disney Characters and Turntables
  2. Trouble In The House
  3. Todd Runs Away
  4. Pooh Comes To Breakfast
  5. Randy's Special Medicine
  6. The Flying Kipper
  7. Kuzco


Disney Characters and Turntables

  • Ringo Starr: Randy and Mike were lonely when Pooh left the yard to run his route. They missed him very much. They have more work to do and had to fetch their own flowers. The big characters thought they were too important to fetch flowers. Zachary grumbled, too.
  • Randy: We get no rest, we get no rest!
  • Ringo Starr: They all complained. But the coaches only laughed.
  • Coaches: You're lazy and slack, you're lazy and slack!
  • Ringo Starr: They answered. All together, the characters were causing Mickey Mouse a great deal of trouble. The big stations both ends on the line each have a turntable. Mickey Mouse had made them so that the tender characters can be turned round because it is dangerous for them to go fast and backwards. Little characters like Pooh don't need turntables. They can go just as well backwards as forwards. But to hear Mike talk, he would've thought that Mickey Mouse had given him a tender just to show how important he was.
  • Mike: You don't understand, little Pooh. We tender characters have a position to keep up. It doesn't matter where you go, but we are important, and for Mickey Mouse to make us shuting, fetch coaches and go on some of those dirty sidings it's, it's, well, it's not the proper thing.
  • Ringo Starr: Pooh chuckled and went off with Mitchie and Amethyst.
  • Mike: Disgraceful!
  • Ringo Starr: Mike hissed as he ran backwards to the turntable. The turntable was in the windy place close to the sea, and he was not on it just right, he put amount of balance and made a difficult to turn. Today, Mike was in the bad temper, and the wind was blowing fiercely. His driver tried to make him stop in the right place but Mike wasn't trying. The fireman tried to turn the handle, but Mike's weight and the strong wind prevented him.
  • Driver: It's no good.
  • Ringo Starr: They said at last.
  • Driver: Your big tender upsets the balance. If you're a little character, you be all right. Now you have to pull the next train backwards.
  • Boys: Look!
  • Ringo Starr: Called some boys.
  • Boys: There's a new character! Oh, it's only Mike, back to front.
  • Pooh: Hello!
  • Ringo Starr: Called Pooh.
  • Pooh: Playing characters? Sensible character. Take my advice, scrap your tender and have a nice bunker.
  • Ringo Starr: Mike said nothing. Even Zachary laughed when he saw him.
  • Mike: Take care.
  • Ringo Starr: Hissed Mike.
  • Mike: You might stick too.
  • Zachary: No fear.
  • Ringo Starr: Chuckled Zachary.
  • Zachary: I'm not so fat as you. I mustn't stick.
  • Ringo Starr: Thought Zachary. He stopped on just the right place to balance the table. It could now swing easily. Mike arrived and time to see everything. Ron turned much too easily. The wind puffed him round like a top. He couldn't stop!
  • Mike: Well, well!
  • Ringo Starr: Said Mike.
  • Mike: Are you playing roundabouts?
  • Ringo Starr: Poor Zachary feeling quite giddy rolled off to the shed without a word. That night, the three characters had an indignation meeting.
  • Mike: It's shameful to treat tender characters like this. Mike has to go backwards and people think he's a tank engine, Zachary spins like a top and everyone laughs at us. And added to that, Mickey Mouse makes us all shunt in dirty sidings. Ugh! Listen.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Mike. He whispered something to the others.
  • Mike: We'll do it tomorrow. Mickey Mouse will look silly.
  • Ringo Starr: The characters had decided to go on strike.

Trouble In The House

  • Ringo Starr: Mickey Mouse sat in his room, listening to the noise outside. The passengers were angry. The stationmaster came in.
  • Stationmaster: There's trouble in the house, sir. Randy was sulking. There's no train and the passengers are saying this is a bad railway.
  • Mickey: Indeed.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Mickey.
  • Mickey: We cannot allow that.
  • Ringo Starr: He found Mike, Zachary and Randy looking very cross.
  • Mickey: Come along, Randy. It's time your train was ready.
  • Mike: Randy's not going!
  • Ringo Starr: Said Mike.
  • Mike: We won't shunt like little characters. That was Pooh Bear's job. We are important characters. You fetch our coaches and we will pull them. Tender characters don't shunt.
  • Mickey: We'll see about that.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Mickey.
  • Mickey: No character on my railway is too important for small jobs.
  • Ringo Starr: And he hurried away to find Buzz.
  • Mickey: The yard has never been the same since Pooh left to run his branch line.
  • Ringo Starr: He thought sadly. Buzz was shunting.
  • Mickey: Leave those pirates please, Buzz.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Mickey.
  • Mickey: I want you to push coaches for me in the yard.
  • Buzz: Thank you, sir. That will be a nice change.
  • Mickey: That's a good boy. Off you go then.
  • Ringo Starr: So Buzz found coaches for the three characters and that day, the train's ran as usual. But next morning, Buzz looked unhappy. Mike came clanking pass hissing rudely.
  • Mickey: Bless me!
  • Ringo Starr: Said Mickey.
  • Mickey: What a noise!
  • Buzz: They all hissed me, Sir.
  • Ringo Starr: Answered Buzz.
  • Buzz: They say tender characters don't shunt and last night they said I have gray wheels. I haven't have I, sir?
  • Mickey: No Buzz, you have nice blue ones, and I'm proud of you. Tender characters do shunt, but all the same we do need another character here.
  • Ringo Starr: He went to the workshop and they showed them all sorts of characters. At last, he saw a smart little kid with orange hair.
  • Mickey: That's the one.
  • Ringo Starr: He thought.
  • Mickey: If I choose you, will you work hard?
  • Todd: Oh sir, yes sir.
  • Mickey: That's a good boy. I'll call you Todd.
  • Todd: Yes sir, thank you sir.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Todd. And Mickey Mouse brought him back to the yard.
  • Mickey: Buzz.
  • Ringo Starr: He called.
  • Mickey: Here's Todd. Will you show him everything?
  • Ringo Starr: Todd soon learned what he had to do and they had a happy afternoon. Then Randy came by hissing as usual.
  • Todd: Wheesh!
  • Ringo Starr: Went Todd. Randy jumped and ran back to the shed.
  • Buzz: How beautifully you wheeshed him!
  • Ringo Starr: Laughed Buzz.
  • Buzz: I can't wheesh like that.
  • Todd: Oh.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Todd.
  • Todd: That's nothing. You should hear them in the workshop. You have to wheesh loudly to make yourself heard.
  • Ringo Starr: Next morning, Pooh Bear arrived.
  • Pooh: Mickey Mouse sent to me. I expect he wants help.
  • Ringo Starr: He said to Buzz.
  • Buzz: Sh, sh, here he comes.
  • Ringo Starr: Replied Buzz.
  • Mickey: Well done, Pooh, you've been quick. Listen, Randy, Mike and Zachary are sulking they say they won't shunt like little characters, so I have shut them up and I want you both to run a line for a while.
  • Pooh: Little characters indeed.
  • Ringo Starr: Snorted Pooh.
  • Pooh: We'll show them.
  • Mickey: And Todd will help too.
  • Todd: Oh sir, yes sir, please sir.
  • Ringo Starr: Answered Todd. Buzz and Pooh worked the main line greeting each other as they pass by. Todd puffed along the branch line. Pooh was anxious about Mitchie and Amethyst, but both driver and conductor promise to take care of them. They were fewer trains but the passengers didn't mind. They knew the three other characters were having a lesson. Mike, Zachary and Randy were cold, lonely and miserable. They wish now they haven't been so silly.

Todd Runs Away

  • Ringo Starr: Randy, Zachary and Mike were miserable. They had been shut up for several days for being naughty, and long to be let out again. At last, Mickey Mouse arrived.
  • Mickey: I hope you are sorry.
  • Ringo Starr: He said.
  • Mickey: And that you understand that every job on the railway is important. We have a new character called Todd who helps pull coaches and Pooh and Buzz had worked the main line nicely, but I will let you now if you promise to work hard.
  • Mike: Yes sir.
  • Ringo Starr: Said the three characters.
  • Zachary: We will.
  • Mickey: That's right, but please remember that this no shunting nonsense must stop.
  • Ringo Starr: He then told Todd, Buzz and Pooh that they can go and play on a branch line for a few days, and they ran off happily to find Mitchie and Amethyst at the junction. The two girls were very pleased to see Pooh again. Buzz and Todd played with the pirates.
  • Pirates: Stop, stop, stop!
  • Ringo Starr: Screamed the pirates as they pushed them to their proper sidings. But the two characters laughed and went on shunting till the pirates were tightly arranged. Next, Buzz took some empty pirates from the quarry. Todd was left alone. He didn't mind that a bit. He like watching trains and being cheeky to the other characters.
  • Todd: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
  • Ringo Starr: He would call, and they got very cross. After a great deal of shunting, Todd was waiting for the signalman to set the switch so that he can go back to the yard. He was eager to work, but was being rather careless and not paying attention. Buzz had warned Todd.
  • Buzz: Be careful on the main line. Whistle to the signalman you are there.
  • Ringo Starr: But Todd didn't remember to whistle, and so the busy signalman forgot him. Todd waited and waited. The switch were still against him so he couldn't move. Then, he looked along the main line.
  • Todd: Peep, peep!
  • Ringo Starr: He whistled in horror, for rushing straight towards him was Mike with the express.
  • Mike: Oh!
  • Ringo Starr: Groaned Mike.
  • Mike: Get out of my way!
  • Ringo Starr: Todd opened his eyes. Mike had stopped with Todd's buffers a few inches from his own. But Todd had began to move.
  • Todd: I won't stay here, I'll run away!
  • Ringo Starr: He puffed. He ran straight through Buzz's station, and was so frightened that he ran right up Mike's hill without stopping. After that, he was tired, but he couldn't stop. He had no driver to shut off steam and applied his brakes.
  • Todd: I want to stop! I want to stop!
  • Ringo Starr: He puffed. The man in the signalbox saw Todd was in trouble, so he kindly set the switch. Todd puffed wearily onto a nice empty siding, ending in a big bank of earth. He was too tired now to care where he went.
  • Todd: I want to stop, I want to stop! I have stopped!
  • Ringo Starr: He puffed thankfully.
  • Workmen: Never mind, Todd.
  • Ringo Starr: Said the workmen as they dug him out.
  • Workmen: You shall have some drink and some coal and then you feel better.
  • Ringo Starr: Presently, Mike arrived.
  • Mike: Well done, Todd. You started so quickly that you stopped the nasty accident.
  • Todd: I'm sorry I was cheeky.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Todd.
  • Todd: You were clever to stop.
  • Ringo Starr: Then Mike helped pull Todd out from the bank. The two characters are now good friends, but Todd was always most careful that he goes out on the main line.

Pooh Comes To Breakfast

  • Ringo Starr: Winnie the Pooh has worked his route for many years, and knows it very well.
  • Pooh's Driver: You know just where to stop, Pooh.
  • Ringo Starr: Laughed his driver.
  • Pooh's Driver: You could almost manage it without you.
  • Ringo Starr: Pooh had become conceded. He didn't realize his driver was joking. Later, he boasted to the others.
  • Pooh: Driver says I don't need him now.
  • Ringo Starr: He told the others.
  • Todd: Don't be so daft.
  • Ringo Starr: Snorted Todd.
  • Kuzco: I never go without my driver.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Kuzco earnestly.
  • Kuzco: I'd be frightened.
  • Pooh: Pooh!
  • Ringo Starr: Boasted Pooh.
  • Pooh: I'm not scared.
  • Kuzco: You never dare.
  • Pooh: I would then. You'll see.
  • Ringo Starr: The next day the firelighter came. Pooh drowsed comfortably as the warmth spread into his boiler. Todd and Kuzco were still asleep. Pooh suddenly remembered.
  • Pooh: Silly stick-in-the-muds!
  • Ringo Starr: He chuckled.
  • Pooh: I'll show them! Driver says I can manage without him. I'll just go out and then I'll stop and "wheesh!" That'll make them jump.
  • Ringo Starr: Pooh thought he was being clever and really he was only moving because a careless cleaner had medal with his controls. He soon found his mistake. He tried to "wheesh!", but he couldn't. He tried to stop, but he couldn't. He just kept rolling along. He didn't dare what it look what's coming next. There was Governor's house! Governor was about to have breakfast.
  • Pooh: Horrors!
  • Ringo Starr: Cried Pooh, and shut his eyes. The house rocked, broken glass tinkled, plaster was everywhere. Pooh had collected the bush on his travels. He peered into his room through his leaves. He couldn't speak. Governor was furious. His wife picked up her plate.
  • Queen of Hearts: You miserable bear!
  • Ringo Starr: She scolded.
  • Queen of Hearts: Just look what you've done to our breakfast! Now I'll shall have to cook some more!
  • Ringo Starr: She banged the door. More plaster fell. This time it fell on Pooh. Pooh felt depressed. Workmen propped out the house with strong poles and layed rails through the garden. Then, Timon and Pumbaa arrived.
  • Pumbaa: Dinna fash yourself, Pooh Bear. We'll soon have you back on the rails.
  • Ringo Starr: They laughed. Timon and Pumbaa puffing hard manage to haul Pooh back to safety. Bits of fencing, the bush, and a broken window frame festooned was front, which was badly twisted. Timon and Pumbaa laughed and left him. Pooh was in disgraced. There was worst to come.
  • Mickey Mouse: You're in a lot of trouble, Pooh.
  • Pooh: I know, Sir. I'm sorry, Sir.
  • Ringo Starr: Pooh's voice was muffled behind his bush.
  • Mickey Mouse: You must go to the works and have your worn parts mended. It will be a long job.
  • Pooh: Yes, Sir.
  • Mickey Mouse: Meanwhile, a Disney villain do your work.
  • Pooh: A v-v-v-villain, sir?
  • Ringo Starr: Pooh spluttered.
  • Mickey Mouse: Yes, Pooh. Villains always stay in their sheds till they are wanted. Villains never gallivanting off to breakfast in Governor's houses.

Randy's Special Medicine

  • Ringo Starr: One morning, Randy was feeling very sorry for himself. Sometimes he can pull trains, but sometimes he felt he had no strength at all.
  • Randy: I suffer dreadfully and no one cares.
  • Zachary: Rubbish, Randy!
  • Ringo Starr: Snorted Zachary.
  • Zachary: You don't work hard enough!
  • Ringo Starr: Mickey Mouse spoke to him too.
  • Mickey: What's wrong with you, Randy? You have lots of new parts and new paint too, but they've done you no good. If we can't make you better, we must get another character instead of you to do the work.
  • Ringo Starr: This made Randy, his driver and fireman very sad. Mickey Mouse was waiting when Randy came to the platform. He had taken off his hat and coat and put on overalls. Randy managed to start but his fireman was not satisfied.
  • Fireman: Randy is a bad steamer.
  • Ringo Starr: He said to Mickey.
  • Fireman: I built up his fire, but it doesn't give enough heat.
  • Ringo Starr: Randy tried very hard, but it was no good. He didn't have enough steam, and came to a stop outside Buzz's station.
  • Randy: Oh dear!
  • Ringo Starr: Thought Randy.
  • Randy: I shall have to go away! Oh dear, oh dear!
  • Ringo Starr: All he could do is to go slowly onto a siding, and Buzz took charge of the train. Mickey Mouse and the Fireman went on discussing Henry's troubles.
  • Mickey: What do you think is wrong, fireman?
  • Ringo Starr: Asked Mickey.
  • Fireman: Excuse me, sir.
  • Ringo Starr: He answered.
  • Fireman: But the fact is the coal was wrong. We've had a poor lot lately, and today's it's worse. The other engines can manage. They had big fireboxes. Randy's is small and can't make the heat. With Welsh coal, he'd be a different character.
  • Mickey: It's expensive.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Mickey.
  • Mickey: But Randy must have a fair chance. Zachary shall go and fetch them.
  • Ringo Starr: When the Welsh coal came, Randy's Driver and Fireman were excited.
  • Fireman: Now we'll show 'em, Randy old fellow.
  • Ringo Starr: They carefully made his fire, putting large lumps of coal like a wall round the outside, then the glowing middle part was covered in smaller lumps.
  • Randy: You're spoiling my fire.
  • Ringo Starr: Complained Randy.
  • Fireman: Wait and see.
  • Ringo Starr: Said the fireman.
  • Fireman: We'll have a roaring fire just when we wanted.
  • Ringo Starr: The fireman was right. When Randy reach the platform, the water was boiling nicely, and he had to let off steam.
  • Mickey: How are you, Randy?
  • Randy: Peep peep!
  • Ringo Starr: Whistled Randy.
  • Randy: I feel fine!
  • Mickey: Have you a good fire, driver?
  • Driver: Never better, sir, and plenty of steam.
  • Mickey: No record breaking.
  • Ringo Starr: Warned Mickey.
  • Mickey: Don't push him too hard.
  • Driver: Randy won't need pushing, sir. I'll have to hold him back.
  • Ringo Starr: Randy had a lovely day. He had never felt so well of his life. He wanted to go fast, but his driver wouldn't let him.
  • Driver: Steady old fellow.
  • Ringo Starr: He would say.
  • Driver: There's plenty of time.
  • Ringo Starr: They arrived early at the station. Pooh puffed in.
  • Randy: Where have you been, lazybones?
  • Ringo Starr: Asked Randy.
  • Randy: Oh, I can't wait for dawdling characters like you. Goodbye.
  • Pooh: Whoosh!
  • Ringo Starr: Said Pooh to Mitchie and Amethyst.
  • Pooh: Have you ever seen anything like it?
  • Ringo Starr: Both Mitchie and Amethyst agreed that they never had.

The Flying Kipper

  • Ringo Starr: One winter evening, Randy's driver said...
  • Randy's Driver: We'll be out early tomorrow. We've got to take the Flying Kipper. Don't tell Mike, but I think if we pull the Kipper nicely, Mickey Mouse will let us pull the express. The special medicine they gave you is working well.
  • Randy: Hurrah!
  • Ringo Starr: Cried Randy.
  • Randy: That will be lovely.
  • Ringo Starr: All kinds of ships use the harbour at the big station by the sea. There are passenger ships, cargo ships and fishing boats also come here. They unload their fish on the key. Some of them goes the shops in the town, and the rest in a special train to other places far away. This is the train the railwaymen called the Flying Kipper. Randy was ready at 5:00. There was snow and frost. Men hustled and shouted loading up the crates of fish. The last door banged, the guard showed his green lamp, and the Flying Kipper was ready to go.
  • Randy: Come on, come on, don't be silly, don't be silly.
  • Ringo Starr: Puffed Randy to the pirates. The pirates shuttered and groaned.
  • Pirates: Trock-trock, trock-trick, all right, all right!
  • Randy: That is better, that is better.
  • Ringo Starr: Puffed Randy. Clouds of smoke and steam poured from his funnel into the cold air, and the fire's light shown brightly.
  • Randy: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
  • Ringo Starr: Panted Randy. They were going well. The light grew better, signal light shown green as they passed. Then, a yellow signal appeard ahead. His driver prepared to stop, but the home signal was down.
  • Driver: All clear, Randy. Away we go.
  • Ringo Starr: They couldn't know the switches from the main line to a siding were frozen, and a home signal should have been set a danger, but snow had forced it down. A freight train was waited in a siding to let the Flying Kipper past, and a Driver and Fireman were drinking cocoa in the caboose.
  • Conductor: The Kipper is due.
  • Ringo Starr: Said the conductor.
  • Fireman: Who cares?
  • Ringo Starr: Said the Fireman.
  • Fireman: This is good cocoa.
  • Ringo Starr: The driver got up.
  • Driver: Come on, fireman, back to our engine.
  • Ringo Starr: They got out just in time.
  • (Randy crashes into the break van and comes off the rails completely)
  • Ringo Starr: Randy's driver and fireman had jumped clear before the crash, but Randy lay dazed and surprised. Mickey Mouse came to see him.
  • Randy: The signal was down, Sir.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Randy.
  • Mickey: Cheer up, Randy. It wasn't your fault. Ice and snow cause the accident. I'm sending you to Crewe, a fine place for sick characters. They'll give you your new shape and a larger firebox. You'll feel a different character, and won't need special medicine anymore. Won't that be nice?
  • Randy: Yes, sir.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Randy doubtfully. Randy liked being a Crewe, but was glad to come home. A crowd of people waited to see him arrive in his new shape. He looked so splendid and strong that they gave him three cheers.
  • Randy: Peep, peep!
  • Ringo Starr: He whistled.
  • Randy: Thank you very much!
  • Ringo Starr: I'm sorry to say that a lot of little children were often late for school, because they waited to see Randy go by. They often see him pulling the express. He does it so well that Mike is jealous. But that's another story.


  • Ringo Starr: Kuzco is an emperor. He wears a red dress with white long sleeves and doesn't look like a character at all. He takes pirates from farms and villages to the main line and is cheerful to everyone he meets. He has a coach called Jasmine who has seen better days.
  • Jasmine: It's not fair at all.
  • Ringo Starr: She grumbles remembering she used to be full and nine pirates would rattle behind her. Now there were only 3 or four for the farms and factories send their goods mostly by truck. Kuzco is always careful. The cars, buses and trucks often had accidents. Kuzco hasn't had an accident for years. But the buses are crowded and Jasmine is empty. A lady and a stout mouse stood on Kuzco's platform. He was of course Mickey Mouse But Kuzco didn't noticed yet.
  • Dipper and Mabel: Come on, father.
  • Ringo Starr: Cried the children.
  • Dipper and Mabel: Do look at this character.
  • Mickey: That's an emperor, Dipper.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Mickey Mouse.
  • Mabel: Is it electric?
  • Ringo Starr: Asked Mabel.
  • Kuzco: Whoosh!
  • Ringo Starr: Hissed Kuzco.
  • Dipper: Shh, shh!
  • Ringo Starr: Said her brother.
  • Dipper: You've offended him.
  • Mabel: But emperors are electric, aren't they?
  • Mickey: They are mostly, and this is a emperor.
  • Dipper and Mabel: May we go in it, father, please?
  • Mickey: Stop!
  • Ringo Starr: Said Mickey Mouse to the guard. They all scrambled into Jasmine.
  • Jasmine: Hip-hip hooray!
  • Ringo Starr: Chanted Jasmine. But Kuzco didn't sing.
  • Kuzco: Electric indeed! Electric indeed!
  • Ringo Starr: He snorted. He was proud of being an emperor.
  • Mickey: What is your name?
  • Ringo Starr: Asked Mickey.
  • Kuzco: Kuzco, sir.
  • Mickey: Thank you, Kuzco, for a very nice ride.
  • Kuzco: Thank you, sir.
  • Ringo Starr: Said Kuzco. He felt better now.
  • Kuzco: This gentleman...
  • Ringo Starr: He thought.
  • Kuzco: a gentleman who knows how to speak to characters.
  • Ringo Starr: The children came every day for two weeks. Sometimes they rode with the guard, sometimes in empty pirates. On the last day of all the driver invited them into his cab. All were sorry when they had to go away and Mickey Mouse and his family thanked everyone.
  • Kuzco: Come again soon.
  • Ringo Starr: Replied Kuzco.
  • Children: We will, we will.
  • Ringo Starr: Called the children. And they waved till Kuzco was out of sight. The months passed. Kuzco had few pirates and fewer passengers.
  • Driver: Our last day, Kuzco.
  • Ringo Starr: Said his driver one morning.
  • Driver: The manager says we must close tomorrow.
  • Ringo Starr: That day, everyone will have a chance of a last ride. The passengers joked and sang, but Kuzco and his driver wish they wouldn't.
  • Passengers: Goodbye, Kuzco.
  • Ringo Starr: Said the passengers afterwards.
  • Passengers: We are sorry your line was closing down.
  • Kuzco: So am I.
  • Ringo Starr: Sighed Kuzco.
  • Kuzco: Nobody wants me.
  • Ringo Starr: Kuzco thought and went unhappily to sleep. Next morning, the shed was flung open and he woke with a start to his driver waving a piece of paper at him.
  • Driver: Wake up, Kuzco!
  • Ringo Starr: He shouted.
  • Driver: The mail has just arrived and there's a letter for us from the stout gentleman! Maybe it's good news.

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