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Disney and Kids' WB! Sports Superstars is a film based on Mario Sports Superstars. It stars Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3, and a whole cast of Disney and Kids' WB! characters, as they compete against the following sports.

Plot

  • Join the gang as they compete in soccer, baseball, tennis, golf, horse racing, and Road to Superstar. Shows include Winnie The Pooh, The Replacements, The Emperor's New School, Star vs. The Forces of Evil, Phineas and Ferb, Accidentally Adventures, Timon and Pumbaa, Milo Murphy's Law, Motorcity (and its spin-off The Adventures of Julie Kane), Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil, Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja, Livin' The Life With The Stereotypes, Rumor Has It, Wander Over Yonder, Gravity Falls, Penn Zero: Part Time Hero, The 7D, Zachary and The Vamp: The Series, Pickle and Peanut, Future-Worm!, Pokemon, Mucha Lucha, Hoop-a-Joop, Soapin' Water, Cardcaptors, The Adventures of Puss In Boots, Scooby-Doo, Marilyn, Digimon, Static Shock, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Glitter Force, Jackie Chan Adventures, Sonic X, Friends Forever, Once Upon A Teenage Lifetime, Power Crystal Girls, Starlight, Xiaolin Showdown, and Loonatics Unleashed.

Cast

  1. The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh
  2. The Replacements
  3. The Emperor's New School
  4. Star vs. The Forces of Evil
  5. Phineas and Ferb
  6. Accidentally Adventures
  7. Timon and Pumbaa
  8. Milo Murphy's Law
  9. The Adventures of Julie Kane
  10. Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil
  11. Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
  12. Livin' The Life With The Stereotypes
  13. Rumor Has It
  14. Wander Over Yonder
  15. Gravity Falls
  16. Penn Zero: Part Time Hero
  17. The 7D
  18. Zachary and The Vamp: The Series
  19. Pickle and Peanut
  20. Future-Worm!
  21. Pokemon
  22. Mucha Lucha
  23. Hoop-a-Joop
  24. Soapin' Water
  25. Cardcaptors
  26. The Adventures of Puss In Boots
  27. Scooby-Doo
  28. Marilyn
  29. Digimon
  30. Static Shock
  31. Yu-Gi-Oh!
  32. Glitter Force
  33. Jackie Chan Adventures
  34. Sonic X
  35. Friends Forever
  36. Once Upon A Teenage Lifetime
  37. Power Crystal Girls
  38. Starlight
  39. Xiaolin Showdown
  40. Loonatics Unleashed

Thomas Stories

  1. Trouble For Thomas
  2. Old Iron
  3. Rheneas and The Roller Coaster
  4. Buffer Bother
  5. Gordon Takes A Dip
  6. Toby's Tightrope

Trivia

  • Total of shows: 40.
  • Kimiko's outfit: from Hannibal's Revenge.
  • Guest Stars: Various

Script

  • (We open this crossover with Thomas' Anthem)
  • Children: (singing) It's Thomas the Tank Engine. Hip, hip, hip, hip, hooray! Chugga-chugga, chugg, chugg Chuff, chuff, chuff. He rides along the way. And when you hear that whistle, It can only be one train. Our favourite little engine, Thomas is his name! Thomas the Tank Engine rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Thomas, we love you. He's a really useful engine With his heart that's big and strong. He chugga-chugga, chuff-chuffs working hard Helping everyone. Thomas, he has lots of friends And you can be one too. Just clap, clap, clap and sing-along Thomas, we love you. Thomas the Tank Engine rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Thomas, we love you. There's Gordon and Henry, Edward, James and Toby, Annie and Clarabel.
  • Boy: And don't forget Percy!
  • Children: (singing) Terence and Bertie, Diesel, Duck and Daisy, Lots more friends for you. He's always up to mischief, That cheeky little train. He chugga-chugga-chuff-chuffs everywhere, He's always playing games. The Fat Controller scolds him, But loves him just the same. Our favourite little engine, Thomas is his name! Thomas the Tank Engine rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Thomas we love you. Thomas the Tank Engine rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Thomas we love you, Thomas we love you, Thomas, We love you!
  • (We soon see Ash and the others at the Cartoon University)
  • Ash: This is it, guys! We're finally in Sports Day.
  • Mary: My big brother Skyler has been part of my family.
  • Octavia: I've been psyched to do it.
  • Olivia: Me, too.
  • Rikochet: There's nothing more than determination.
  • The Flea: And look, The Flea's got visitors!
  • (Mario and his all-star friends arrive)
  • Mario: Say, we've been expecting newcomers.
  • Luigi: You, Ash, had gotten your little partner.
  • Helen: Eeyup.
  • Sarah: She is ze famous news reporter from Johto.
  • Jessica: And we have a feeling that everyone will split up.
  • Allie: Can you show us the warp pipes?
  • Mona: Certainly.
  • Penny: They're right over here.
  • Everyone: Thanks.
  • (They all jump into different warp pipes, just as Chance, Jake, Lena, Ruby and a family of enforcers arrive)
  • Chance: Wow, look at them go!
  • Jake: We've never seen them go to different sports.
  • Rabbit: Especially the Road to Superstar.
  • Donkey Kong: Thank goodness everyone will know about good timing.
  • Principal Slimovitz: And we mean it.
  • Lena: That's good.
  • Ruby: Even we have the skills.
  • Lt. Feral: Our uncle and aunt will know everything.
  • Lt. Rogers: Surely.
  • Commander Feral: The SWAT Kats are always on the lookout.
  • Commander Rogers: Even their love interests.
  • Cadet Feral: We agree to stay with you guys.
  • Cadet Rogers: Just like we've promised to.
  • Lillie: Of course.
  • Mallow: Ash is our lover.
  • Lana: And that's how he'll play tennis.
  • (We find Pooh, as he, Todd, Kuzco, Phineas and Milo arrive at the Soccer field)
  • Pooh: We're here in the soccer field.
  • Todd: That's good, Pooh Bear.
  • (At that moment, Zack, Ivy, and The Chief show up)
  • Zack: Pooh Bear, you're here!
  • Ivy: We've been wanting to play soccer.
  • The Chief: Wouldn't you agree?
  • Kuzco: Surely. It'll be a piece of cake.
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: You said it, Kuzco.
  • Zack: So you're Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3.
  • Ivy: Soccer is about goals.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And this is why we've wanted to act your steps.
  • Phineas: Indeed.
  • Milo: Speaking of soccer, do you remember Thomas?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Milo. He found trouble with some ruthless freight cars. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Trouble For Thomas starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas the Tank Engine wouldn't stop being a nuisances. Night after night, he kept the other engines awake.
  • Thomas: I'm tired of pushing coaches. I wanna see the world.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The other engines didn't take much notice, for Thomas was a little engine with a long tongue. But one night, Edward came to the shed. He was a kind little engine and felt sorry for Thomas.
  • Edward: I've got some freight cars to take home tomorrow. If you take them instead of me, i'll push coaches in the yard.
  • Thomas: Thank you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: That would be nice.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Next morning, Edward and Thomas asked their drivers, and when they said "yes", Thomas ran off happily to find freight cars. Now the freight cars were silly and noisy. They talked a lot and don't attend to what they are doing. And i'm sorry to say they play tricks on an engine who is not used to them. Edward knew all about the freight cars. He warned Thomas to be careful but Thomas was too excited to listen. The shunter fastened the coupling and when the signal dropped, Thomas was ready. The conductor blew his whistle.
  • Thomas: Peep Peep.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Answered Thomas and started off. But the freight cars weren't ready.
  • Freight Cars: Oh! Oh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They screamed.
  • Freight Cars: Wait, Thomas, wait!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But Thomas would't wait.
  • Thomas: Come on come on.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He puffed.
  • Freight Cars: All right, don't fuss! All right, don't fuss!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Grumbled the cars. Thomas began going faster and faster.
  • Thomas: Wheesh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He whistled, as he rush through Henry's tunnel.
  • Thomas: Hurry, hurry.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called Thomas. He was feeling very proud of himself. But the cars grew crosser and crosser. At last Thomas slowed down as he came to Gordon's Hill.
  • Thomas' Driver: Steady, now, steady.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Warned the driver, as he reach the top. He began to put on the brakes.
  • Thomas: We're stopping, we're stopping!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called Thomas.
  • Freight Cars: No, no, no!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Answered the cars bumping them to each other.
  • Freight Cars: Go on! Go on!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Before the driver could stop them they had pushed Thomas down the hill and were rattling and laughing behind them. Poor Thomas tried hard to stop them from making him go too fast.
  • Thomas: Stop pushing, stop pushing!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He hissed. But the cars took no notice.
  • Freight Cars: Go on! Go on!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They giggled in their silly way.
  • Thomas: There's the station! Oh dear, what shall I do?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Cried Thomas. They rattled straight through and swerved into the goods yard. Thomas shut his eyes.
  • Thomas: I must stop!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: When he opened his eyes, he saw he had stopped just in front of the buffers. There watching him was...Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: What are you doing here, Thomas
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He asked.
  • Thomas: I brought Edward's freight cars.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas answered.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Why did you come so fast?
  • Thomas: I didn't mean to. I was pushed.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You've got a lot to learn about freight cars, Thomas. After pushing them about here for a few weeks you'll know almost as much about them as Edward. Then you'll be a Really Useful Engine.
  • (Trouble For Thomas ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So remember, cars will be dangerous and we have to mean it.
  • Pooh: Oh, bother. I guess it's true.
  • Todd: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors sparkle away)
  • Kuzco: We agree to do soccer.
  • Phineas: Wait a minute, where's Perry?
  • Milo: And Diogee, too?
  • (We find Perry and Diogee sneaking into the snack bar and turning on the monitor)
  • Major Monogram: Good morning, agents! The Road to Superstar has Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Mr. Decker taking over.
  • Principal Milder: So please, be on the lookout while you track them down, got it?
  • (Perry and Diogee salute and they set off)
  • (Meanwhile, Mitchie, Amethyst and their long-stocking friends arrive at the Baseball section)
  • Mitchie: This is where we are going to be captains.
  • Amethyst: And look, there's Yankee Irving and his parents!
  • (Yankee and his parents approach)
  • Yankee: Well, look who's here?
  • Emily: Our friendly girls in long, black stockings.
  • Stanley: Do you wish to play baseball?
  • Miranda: Yes, we will.
  • Charleigh: Even though we've got black hair, there's no stopping us!
  • Clarissa: And we're ready to rumble!
  • Madeline: Count us in!
  • (As we go into a baseball montage of Mitchie and her friends, Dangerous is heard)
  • Roxette: Ooh, just a little bit dangerous. You pack your bag You take control You're movin' into my heart And into my soul Get out of my way! Get out of my sight! I won't be walking on thin ice To get through the night Hey, where's your work? What's your game? I know your business Don't know your name Hold on tight You know she's a little bit dangerous She's got what it takes to make ends meet The eyes of a lover that hit like heat You know she's a little bit dangerous You turn around So hot and dry You're hidin' under a halo Your mouth is alive Get out of my way! Get out of my sight! I'm not attracted to gogo Deeper tonight Hey, what's your word? What's your game? I know your business But I don't know your name Hold on tight You know she's a little bit dangerous She's got what it takes to make ends meet The eyes of a lover that hit like heat You know she's a little bit dangerous Ooh, just a little bit dangerous Hey, hey, hey, what's your word? What's your game? I know your business But I don't know your name Hold on tight You know she's a little bit dangerous She's got what it takes to make ends meet The eyes of a lover that hit like heat You know she's a little bit dangerous She's armed and she's extremely dangerous She's got what it takes to make ends meet The eyes of a lover that hit like heat You know she's a little bit dangerous Ooh, just a little bit dangerous Oh, oh oh, hey, where's your work? Mmm, what's your game? I don't know your name Hey, you! Ooh, just a little bit dangerous I don't know your name.
  • (Dangerous ends, just as Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3 reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Well done, girls!
  • Mitchie: Why thank you, Conductors.
  • Amethyst: It'll be our pleasure to make it.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And we like how you make baseball matches.
  • Miranda: Oh, we love that!
  • Charleigh: Do you remind us of Edward?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Charleigh. He had to save a careless James from total disaster. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Old Iron starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: One day, James have to wait at the station till Edward and his train came in. This made him cross.
  • James: Late again!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Edward laughed and James fumed again.
  • (James' whistle toots)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: After James had finished his work he went back to the yard, and puffed on to the turntable. He was still feeling very bad tempered.
  • James: Edward is impossible!
  • Mr. Conductor: He grumbled to the others.
  • James: He clanks about like a lot of old iron and he is so slow, he makes us wait!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas and Percy were indictment.
  • Percy: Old iron! Slow!
  • Thomas: Why, Edward could beat you in a race any day!
  • James: Really!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said James.
  • James: I should like to see him do it.
  • (James' whistle toots)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Next morning, James' driver was suddenly taking ill. He could hardly stand, so the fireman uncoupled James ready for shunting. James was impatient. Suddenly, the signalman shouted. There was James puffing away down the line.
  • Signalman: All traffic halted!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called the signalman. Then he told the fireman what had happened.
  • Signalman: Two boys were on James' footplate fiddling with the controls.
  • Fireman: Whew.
  • Signalman: They tumbled off and ran when James started.
  • (Phone rings)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The signalman answered the telephone.
  • Signalman: Yes? He's here? Right, I'll tell him. The inspector's coming at once. He wants a shunter's pole and a coil of wire rope.
  • Fireman: What for?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Wondered the fireman.
  • Signalman: Search me, but you better get them quickly.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The fireman was ready when Edward arrived. The inspector saw the pole and a rope.
  • Inspector: Good man, jump in.
  • (Edward's whistle toots)
  • Edward: We'll catch him, we'll catch him.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Edward. James was laughing.
  • James: What a lark! What a lark!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He chuckled to himself. Suddenly, he was going faster and faster. He realized that he had no driver.
  • James: What shall I do? I can't stop! Help! Help!
  • Edward: We're coming, we're coming!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called Edward.
  • (Edward's whistle toots)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Edward was panting up behind with every ounce of steam he had. At last, he caught up with James.
  • (Edward's whistle toots)
  • Edward's Driver: Steady, Edward.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called his driver. The inspector stood on Edward's front holding a noose of rope in the crook of the shunter's pole. He was trying to slip it over James' buffer. The engines swayed and lurched. At last...
  • Inspector: Got him!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He shouted. He pulled the noose tight. Gently braking, Edward's driver checked the engines' speed, and James' fireman scrambled across and took control.
  • Edward: So the old iron caught you after all.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled Edward.
  • James: I'm sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whispered James.
  • James: Thank you for saving me. You were splendid, Edward.
  • Edward: That's all right.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Edward. The engines arrived at the station side by side. Sir Topham Hatt was waiting.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: A fine piece of work.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: James, you can rest, and then take your train. I'm proud of you, Edward. You shall go to the works and have your worn parts mended.
  • Edward: Oh, thank you, Sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward.
  • Edward: It'll be lovely not to clank.
  • (Old Iron ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Edward became the hero of the Island of Sodor.
  • Clarissa: Thank you for hearing that.
  • Madeline: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • (The Conductors sparkle away)
  • (We find Ash, as he takes Brock, Cilan and Clemont to the Tennis court)
  • Ash: Wow!
  • Pikachu: Pikachu.
  • Brock: A tennis court!
  • (Just then, Ritchie, Falkner, Alex Davis and Raiden arrive with Rebecca Norman and Roxanne Rock)
  • Ritchie: It's Ash!
  • Falkner: Good to see you, friend!
  • Alex Davis: We're having a match between A.J., Mandi, Ricard Nouveau and Dolan.
  • Raiden: They are waiting for you at the green and blue courts.
  • Cilan: That's amazing!
  • Clemont: The future is now, thanks to my Clembot's latest Tennis invention.
  • Rebecca: Surely.
  • Roxanne: Good luck, boys!
  • Ash, Brock, Cilan and Clemont: We will!
  • (At the nearest classroom, Lexi and Senora Zapata grow jealous of Ash)
  • Lexi: That Ash! Imagine trying to lose a tennis match without asking!
  • Senora Zapata: Surely, he and his pet cat Puss in the Boots will make an excuse for this!
  • Jodie and Bella: What did you say?
  • Lexi: Ah, in another occasion!
  • Senora Zapata: Sorry about that.
  • Piglet: Oh dear.
  • Tigger: (to the viewers) I think we're in big trouble.
  • Fiona: Gee, this is more than humiliation.
  • Jenelle: Fiona, look! There's Julie with Theresa and Ann on TV!
  • Julie: This is Julie Kane reporting for YTV News, and at my side are Theresa Radcliffe and Ann Gora.
  • (In full screen)
  • Theresa: We are here live at the annual tennis court, where Ash and the boys will make their greatest challenge ever.
  • Ann: So, let's give it all a hand to A.J., Mandi, Ricard Nouveau and Dolan!
  • (Everyone claps and cheers as A.J. and Mandi arrive at the green court)
  • A.J.: Ready ta lose the match?
  • Mandi: It'll be super astounding!
  • Ash: We won't give up yet.
  • Brock: Leave it to us!
  • (At the blue court, Ricard Nouveau and Dolan enter)
  • Ricard Nouveau: Well, Cilan, looks like I'm winning for Morana!
  • Dolan: Heh, I bet you'd better lose, Clemont, or else it's punishment time!
  • Cilan: Well, you're on!
  • Clemont: Let's do this!
  • (Mr. Midcarda makes his entrance with Mr. Hasbeena)
  • Mr. Midcarda: Let the tennis match begin!
  • (Mr. Hasbeena hits the gong and as we go into a Tennis montage, Do You Really Wanna Play is heard)
  • Chorus: Just look in my eyes And tell me You've got all that it takes And much more All you gotta do is say... Stop telling me lies Show me With every move that you make You can score... Just tell me that you want to play. You can feel it But can you steal it? 'Cause boy, I've got the magic touch Can you be the best? With the power you possess? Will you stand up to the fight? Can you pass the test? Are you frightened to confess That you just can't get it right? You can win or lose But you've gotta pay your dues Step up or step away Do you really wanna play? The challenge is yours Take it You've backed down before Now prove to me You control your destiny Keep it steady Get ready Show me that you've got the stuff Can you be the best? With the power you possess? Will you stand up to the fight? Can you pass the test? Are you frightened to confess That you just can't get it right? You can win or lose But you've gotta pay your dues Step up or step away... Let yourself go This is my show Watch me when I play Change your mind-set And you'll get Better every day... Can you be the best? With the power you possess? Will you stand up to the fight? Can you pass the test? Are you frightened to confess That you just can't get it right? You can win or lose But you've gotta pay your dues Step up or step away Can you be the best? With the power you possess? Will you stand up to the fight? Can you pass the test? Are you frightened to confess That you just can't get it right? Can you be the best? With the power you possess? Will you stand up to the fight? Can you pass the test? Are you frightened to confess That you just can't get it right? Can you be the best? With the power you possess? Will you stand up to the fight?
  • (Do You Really Wanna Play ends, as Ash, Brock, Cilan and Clemont reach their victory)
  • Ash: Yippee!
  • Brock: All right!
  • Cilan: We've won!
  • Clemont: Perfect!
  • A.J.: H-How could this be?!
  • Ariene: A.J., what is all this loss?!
  • (The others turn around to see Ariene, who is very angry indeed)
  • Ash: Blast my head! It's Ariene!
  • Brock: (blushing dreamily) She's here to date me for my dreams!
  • Cilan: Actually, she's here to punish A.J., not for a date with you, Brock.
  • Clemont: That reminds me of Bonnie's proposals to every girl in town.
  • Ariene: Don't you know nothing for Tennis, young man?! No wild trainer is ever going to distract a child!
  • A.J.: But, mom, I...
  • (The Conductors reappear, also angry indeed)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: No buts, A.J.! It's all over!
  • Mandi: All over?!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes!
  • Ricard: Fine! This is more than worse times!
  • Dolan: And for Rheneas, he'll get into a predicament!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: No, Dolan, but he had a really fast ride of a lifetime. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 3 blows his whistle and Rheneas and The Roller Coaster starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas is a brave little engine who enjoys working in the mountains on the Island of Sodor. Even though he is little, Rheneas loves feeling like a really useful engine. One day, Sir Topham Hatt came to see Rheneas.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I have a very important job to do.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He boomed.
  • Rheneas: An important job!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Cried Rheneas.
  • Rheneas: Oh, thank you sir.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You are to take some school children up into the mountains. You must make sure they have a wonderful time and are back in time for their lunch.
  • Rheneas: Yes, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Rheneas. But he was worried. He wasn't sure he was good enough to make the trip special. When Rheneas arrived at the station, the children and the teacher were waiting on the platform.
  • Rheneas: How am I going to make the children's day really special?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He said to Rusty.
  • Rusty: You know the mountains better than any engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Rusty. But Rheneas wasn't sure his best will be exciting enough. He felt like a very little engine indeed. Sir Topham Hatt had told Rheneas' driver to point out all the beautiful sights along the way.
  • Rheneas' Driver: This is Sodor Castle.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Called his driver.
  • Rheneas' Driver: It is very special and important.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas saw the castle everyday. He didn't think it was special or important.
  • Rheneas: I must think of something exciting to do.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He tought to himself.
  • Rheneas' Driver: This is the valley view.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said his driver.
  • Rheneas' Driver: And here's the viaduct.
  • Children: (gasp)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas was still unhappy. The trip didn't seem wonderful to him at all.
  • Rheneas: Must be special! Must be special.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He tought. Meanwhile, Rusty was working on the rocky ridge line. Heavy rains have washed the ground from under the road.
  • Foreman: These lines are too bumpy and uneven.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said the foreman.
  • Foreman: The track must be closed for repairs.
  • Rheneas: Must be special. Must be special.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas was still trying to think of something that will make the children's trip special. He didn't know the linesmen have forgotten to switch the points. Suddenly, Rheneas was on the wrong track.
  • Rheneas: Oh no! This track is closed for repairs. Bust my buffers!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Chuffed Rheneas.
  • Rusty: Be careful!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Cried Rusty.
  • Rusty: The tracks are very bumpy!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas wooshed down the mountain like a roller coaster. The children cheered. Rheneas puffed up the rocky ridge with all his might. His coach clattered and bumped and bounced along behind. And the children oooed and aaaed. Rheneas huffed and puffed as hard as he could. He steamed across the trestle bridge. He was going so fast the teacher nearly lost her hat. Rheneas splashed under a waterfall, the children laughed happily and the teacher covered her eyes. At last, they could see the station. Rheneas was very tired and worried.
  • Rheneas: What will Sir Topham Hatt say?
  • Teacher: Phew!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said the teacher.
  • Teacher: Just in time for lunch.
  • Children: It was the best school trip ever!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Cried the children. Sir Topham Hatt wasn't cross with Rheneas, he was happy too.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You gave the children a wonderful trip. You really are a very useful engine.
  • Rheneas: Oh, thank you sir!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Puffed Rheneas proudly. Rheneas didn't feel like a little engine anymore.
  • (Children cheer)
  • (Rheneas and The Roller Coaster ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: So that's how Rheneas got into a fast ride of a lifetime.
  • Ash: I like it, especially the William Tell Overture part.
  • Brock: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors sparkle away)
  • (We find Denise as she takes Lucia, Marley and Lorelei to the Golf section)
  • Denise: This is where the golf contest starts.
  • Lucia: Look, there's Aladdin!
  • (Aladdin and his friends show up)
  • Aladdin: Denise, we see you've brought your friends to it.
  • Genie: Are you all excited for Golf?
  • Marley: Yes, we do!
  • Lorelei: As a great nerdy girl, I will do anything to keep the hole in one safely.
  • Jasmine: Good.
  • Sultan: Prepare yourselves.
  • (Meanwhile, Misty, Mel, Lily, Chloe and Panini are also in the golf section)
  • Misty: Okay, we've got to make a hole-in-one.
  • Mel: Panini, you'll do the trick.
  • Lily: That way we'll score together!
  • Chloe: Wouldn't you agree?
  • Panini: Surely.
  • (She places the Golf club on the ball and shoots it directly into the air)
  • Misty: Nice shot, Panini!
  • (But then, the golf ball enters a beehive, as it falls to the ground with a loud wham!)
  • Mel: Well, that could have left a mark.
  • (A swarm of very angry Beedrill appear, with one of them in the lead wearing a general's helmet)
  • Misty, Mel, Lily, Chloe, and Panini: A BIG BUNCH OF VERY ANGRY BEEDRILL!!!!
  • (The Beedrill leader lets out a loud charge fanfare and its squadron buzz down towards the girls)
  • Misty, Mel, Lily, Chloe, and Panini: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (They all run away from the Beedrill in time lapse, as the Green Hornet theme song is heard. While it plays, the Beedrill chase the girls around the Golf course, no matter where they go. We soon go into a Hole-in-One montage of Denise and her friends, as we hear Boys Will Be Boys)
  • Paulina Rubio: Woke up in the morning you were gone, gone, gone I wonder why I always take you home, home, home Can't believe you made me wanna smile, smile, smile Baby, 'cause I still believe that you'll be mine, mine, mine Pa pa papa pa prrra pa papa Gonna talk about us all over the town, town, town Pa pa papa pa prrra pa papa Never blame you even though you let me down Boys will be boys They like to play around You shot me with your love gun I'm falling to the ground Boys will be boys They like to play around So tell me how to love one that's running like a hound Boys will be boys Boys will be boys Boys are always playing silly games, games, games If I fall, then I'm the only one to blame, blame, blame Trouble wants to find me all the time, time, time That's why you're never gonna see me cry, cry, cry Pa pa papa pa prrra pa papa Gonna talk about us all over the town, town, town Pa pa papa pa prrra pa papa Never blame you even though you let me down Boys will be boys They like to play around You shot me with your love gun I'm falling to the ground Boys will be boys They like to play around So tell me how to love one that's running like a hound Boys will be boys Boys will be boys Came to this party looking for fun I saw this hottie looking like a number one He was so suave, said "baby, come" We did that until we saw the morning sun Boys will be boys They like to play around You shot me with your love gun I'm falling to the ground Boys will be boys They like to play around So tell me how to love one that's running like a hound Boys will be boys They like to play around You shot me with your love gun I'm falling to the ground Boys will be boys They like to play around So tell me how to love one that's running like a hound Boys will be boys Boys will be boys Boys will be boys.
  • (Boys Will Be Boys ends, as Denise and her friends win at last)
  • Denise: We've made it!
  • Lucia: Now, Fiona will understand!
  • (But then, they hear some loud, long and painful screams)
  • Misty, Mel, Lily, Chloe and Panini: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Aladdin: It's Misty and her cowardly friends! They're all in trouble!
  • Genie: We'd better find out what those screams are coming from!
  • (They all race to the other side and gasp to see Misty and her friends with their swollen red noses)
  • Marley: Flatten my boots!
  • Lorelei: Don't tell us it's...
  • Misty: The Beedrill who attacked us!
  • Mel: They're all mean!
  • Lily: And aggressive, too!
  • Lily: Worse of all, we can't get rid of them!
  • Panini: Just look what has happened to our poor noses!
  • (Abu sees the girls' noses and faints instantly)
  • Iago: I guess you'd best be very careful next time.
  • Alexandra: Yeah right!
  • (Denise and the others turn around. It was Alexandra Cabot)
  • Denise: Well, if it isn't Alexandra Cabot!
  • Lucia: What on earth are you doing here in the Golf section?
  • Alexandra: Just in time to say that Misty and her cowardly group of friends are scrawnier all the time.
  • (Misty, Mel, Lily, Chloe and Panini turn from sad to angry)
  • Misty, Mel, Lily, Chloe and Panini: (in dismissive unison) Humph!
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Now, don't get mad with Alexandra!
  • Denise: You know what, Conductors? I guess she's the sister of Alexander and Rodrick.
  • Lucia: And we bet that she's older than these two.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: And man, oh, man, do we never like the situation of this.
  • Aladdin: Should we take Misty and her friends' temperatures or what?
  • Genie: Patience, pal. We almost forgot about Bill and Ben.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Good choice, Genie. They learned about differences between buffers. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and Buffer Bother starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill and Ben are quarry engines. They are twins. They play together, they shunt freight cars together. They even get up to naughtyness together. Whenever you find Bill you will find Ben. Whether you find Ben you will find Bill. Sir Topham Hatt had come to inspect his quarry engines. He found that Mavis and Bill were in fine working order.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Unfortunately, Ben.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Your buffers are damaged. You must report to the engine works inmediately for a new set of buffers. Mavis you will have to work with Bill until Ben returns.
  • Mavis: Yes sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Mavis and Sir Topham Hatt drove away. Ben was happy.
  • Ben: I'm going to get new buffers!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He gloated to Bill.
  • Bill: Well i should get new buffers too.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill complained.
  • Bill: We're twins. We do everything together.
  • Ben: But you don't need new buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Ben teased.
  • Bill: You're getting new buffers because you're getting clumsy.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Snorted Bill enviously.
  • Ben: No I'm not!
  • Bill: Yes you are!
  • Ben: No I'm not!
  • Bill: Yes you are!
  • Mavis: Will you two stop being crackpots?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Mavis scolded.
  • Mavis: Now come on, Bill, we've got work to do.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Ben couldn't wait to get new buffers. Later, Bill watched as Ben chuffed away to the engine works. He was green with envy, he wanted new buffers too. Bill returned to his job but he wasn't thinking about work. All he could think about was Ben's new buffers.
  • Bill: Ooh!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill.
  • Bill: (sneezes)
  • Mavis: Be careful.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Mavis.
  • Mavis: And stop thinking about Ben's new buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill tried thinking about birds, he tried thinking about trees, he tried thinking about anything but Ben and his brand new buffers. But it didn't work.
  • Bill: I want new buffers too!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He cried.
  • Mavis: Just be happy you're in good working order.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Mavis.
  • Bill: It's not fair!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill huffed and he weeshed soot all over Mavis.
  • Mavis: Bill!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gasped Mavis.
  • Bill: Oops, sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill. Bill tried his best to get with his work. But the troublesome trucks have spotted a chance for a tease.
  • Trucks: Poor poor Bill, he works, he suffers, while Ben his twin gets brand new buffers!
  • Bill: I might not have new buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
  • Bill: But I still know how to biff troublesome trucks.
  • Mavis: No!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Mavis cried. But it was too late. Ben puffed into the quarry with his shiny new buffers just in time to hear...
  • Bill: Bust my buffers!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Bill.
  • Ben: I think you have.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Ben. When Sir Topham Hatt arrived and saw Bill's broken buffers, he was not happy.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You behaved badly Bill.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
  • Bill: Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Before you get new buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt continued.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I want you to think what it means to be a responsible reliable engine.
  • Bill: Yes Sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Answered Bill weakly. After Sir Topham Hatt left, Ben rolled up to Bill with his new buffers gleaming.
  • Bill: They are nice buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill said.
  • Ben: Thanks.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Ben said.
  • Ben: I'm sorry I teased you.
  • Bill: That's all right.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill.
  • Bill: I was naughty too.
  • Ben: Of course you are.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Ben.
  • Ben: We're twins.
  • (Buffer Bother ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how buffers will always be different.
  • Marley: Yeah right.
  • Lorelei: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors sparkle away, just as Alexander and his younger brother Rodrick arrive with medicines)
  • Alexander: Sorry we're late, sis.
  • Rodrick: But the medicines are here.
  • (Misty and her friends take them and as they drink, the red stings vanish)
  • Misty: Wow!
  • Mel: They're gone!
  • Lily: All right!
  • Chloe: Thank you, Alex and Rod.
  • Panini: We couldn't have done it without you two.
  • Alexander and Rodrick: Why, you're welcome!
  • (We find Mackenzie, Arlene and Mimi and Bonnie at the Horse racing contest)
  • Mackenzie: Look at that!
  • Arlene: It's a whole bunch of horses.
  • (At that moment, Lara Laramie arrives)
  • Lara: That's right, Arlene, and ah have a feelin' that the race will begin.
  • Mimi: Great!
  • Bonnie: Can we ride on the horses right now?
  • Lara: Certainly.
  • (Soon, Mackenzie, Arlene, Mimi and Bonnie prepare for the horse race, as Announcer Bunny from Between The Lions arrives with a traffic light)
  • Announcer Bunny: On your marks, get set...
  • (The traffic light turns green instantly)
  • Announcer Bunny: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (As the horse racers speed off, we hear Hot from Smash Mouth playing in the background)
  • Smash Mouth: Hey, so you wanna play? You'll see my game's on fire But we don't play the same game You'll see I'm crazy for speed And neutral means nothing to me So if that's your desire We'll get along famously But one thing: I like to lead I light 'em up before the motor starts I go so fast that I could never stop Look under the hood but you don't know what I got I'm a moving violation baby, hot hot hot hot Highway, that's my scene I may look like a blur when you see me And I'm flirting with disaster, I'm the master of G's Gonna pass ya, gonna pass ya, blast some dust your way Well you got skills and something to prove But you're in my way so you better move One foot on the pedal but never on the brake So don't give me a reason, I got a license to race.
  • (Hot ends, as Mackenzie bumps straight into Di Lung, as they both fall off their horses)
  • Di Lung: (angrily) Watch where you're going, you fool!
  • Mackenzie: (slapping Di Lung's hands away) Don't call me a fool!
  • Ralph: (as he and Cole arrive) Mackenzie what is wrong with you?
  • Cole: You've got to calm down.
  • Mackenzie: (enlarging her head) SHUT UP YOU CREEPS!!!
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Well, if Mackenzie's been hot tempered like Jodie, then she will.
  • Arlene: Seriously, Conductors, this wouldn't have happened if the race is ruined.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And that means business.
  • Mimi: Gee, what a coincidence.
  • Bonnie: Did Gordon fall for an accident?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Surely, Bonnie. He fell into a dirty ditch while he wasn't following orders. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Gordon Takes A Dip starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon was resting in a siding. Sometimes he thought...
  • Gordon: It's really tiring to be such a large and splendid engine, one does have to keep up appearance is so.
  • Henry: Peep peep peep peep! Hello, lazybones!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whistled Henry.
  • Gordon: What cheek!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Spluttered Gordon.
  • Gordon: That Henry is too big for his wheels. Fancy speaking to me like that. Me who has never had an accident.
  • Percy: Aren't jammed whistles and burst safety valves accidents?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Percy innocently.
  • Gordon: No indeed. High spirits. Might happen to any engine. But to come off the rails like Henry did. Well, I ask you. Is that right? Is it decent?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Then it was Henry's turn to take the express. Gordon watch him getting ready.
  • Gordon: Be careful, Henry. You're not pulling the flying kipper now. Mind you keep on the rails today.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Henry went off in a huff, and Gordon yawned and went to sleep. But not for long.
  • Driver: Wake up, Gordon.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
  • Driver: A special train's coming and we're to pull it.
  • Gordon: Is it coaches or freight cars?
  • Driver: Cars.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver.
  • Gordon: Cars.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: Puh-huh.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon's fire was slow to start, so Edward had to push Gordon to the turntable to get him facing the right way.
  • Gordon: I won't go, I won't go!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Grumbled Gordon.
  • Edward: Don't be silly, don't be silly.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Edward. At last, Gordon was on the turntable. The movement had shaken his fire. It was now burning nicely and making steam. Gordon was cross and didn't care what he did. He waited till the table was halfway round.
  • Gordon: I'll show them, I'll show them.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He hissed. He moved slowly forward to jam the table, but he couldn't stop himself and slithered into the ditch.
  • Gordon: Oosh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He hissed.
  • Gordon: Get me out, get me out!
  • Driver: Not a hope.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said his driver and fireman.
  • Fireman: You're stuck, you silly great engine. Don't you understand that?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They telephoned Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: So Gordon didn't want to take the special train and ran into a ditch? What's that you say? The special's waiting? Tell Edward to take it please. And Gordon? Leave him where his is. We'll get him out later.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: On the other side of the ditch, some little boys were chattering.
  • Boy 1: Oh, doesn't he look silly?
  • Boy 2: They'll never get him out.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They began to sing.
  • Boys: Silly old Gordon fell in a ditch, fell in a ditch, fell in a ditch, silly old Gordon fell in a ditch all in the Monday morning.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gordon layed in the ditch all day.
  • Gordon: Oh, dear.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He thought.
  • Gordon: I shall never get out.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But that evening, they lifted Gordon and made a rope of sleepers under his wheels to keep him from the mud. Strong ropes were fastened to his back end, and James and Henry pulling hard, managed to bring him to safety. Late that night, Gordon crawled home, a sadder and wiser engine.
  • (Gordon Takes A Dip ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1:

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