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Do The Ashman is a Netflix Toons Sings The Blues spoof to Do The Bartman. It is sung by Ash Ketchum himself, with some back-up singers. It is the first track of the album.

Plot

  • A talent show is held at the Cartoon Academy, and there is a play of Snow White as announced by Miss Valerie Hopkins (voiced by Jill Frappier). However, to Serena, Molly, Sam and Eddy's horror, Ash crashes the play and changes from the Mirror, Mirror song to Do The Ashman. After the song ends, Principal Rabbit arrives to take Serena, Molly, Sam and Eddy away, and Donkey Kong, The Headmistress and Principal Prince bring Bonkers D. Bobcat to arrest Miss Hopkins. Among the music video are Mary, Wilhelmina, Steven, Professor Ivy's Assistants, and The 12 Mean Girls.

Cast

  1. Ash Ketchum (Veronica Taylor)
  2. Mary Ketchum (Kerry Williams)
  3. Wilhelmina Ketchum (Amy Birnbaum)
  4. Steven Ketchum (Dan Green)
  5. Serena Tsukino (Terri Hawkes)
  6. Molly Baker (Mary Long)
  7. Sam Simpson (Jennifer Hale)
  8. Eddy (Tony Sampson)
  9. Principal Rabbit (Tom Kenny)
  10. Donkey Kong (Richard Yearwood)
  11. The Headmistress (Candi Milo)
  12. Principal Jasmine Prince (Kari Wahlgren)
  13. Miss Valerie Hopkins (Jill Frappier)
  14. Bonkers D. Bobcat (Jim Cummings)
  15. Miranda Wright (Karla DeVito)
  16. Lucky Piquel (Jim Cummings)
  17. Lexi Bunny (Jessica DiCicco)
  18. Fiona Von Steig (Kate Micucci)
  19. Marie "Rogue" D'Ancanto (Meghan Black)
  20. Mel Blake (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  21. Brittney Wong (Minae Noji)
  22. Zuzu Boyle (Emily Jenness)
  23. Meilin Rae (Nicole Oliver)
  24. Malinda Doe (Jocelyne Loewen)
  25. Kendall Perkins (Emily Osment)
  26. Pacifica Northwest (Jackie Buscarino)
  27. Betty Hawkins (Janyse Jaud)
  28. Lorry Coutts (Candi Milo)
  29. Charity (Kayzie Rogers)
  30. Hope (Kayzie Rogers)
  31. Faith (Kayzie Rogers)

Transcript

  • (We open this music video at the Cartoon Academy)
  • (Inside the talent show, Miss Hopkins arrives)
  • Miss Hopkins: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to tonight's annual talent show.
  • Serena: We knew Miss Hopkins is our teacher.
  • Molly: Exactly.
  • Sam: Too bad Ash doesn't have teachers or assistants to stick with him.
  • Eddy: And we mean it.
  • Miss Hopkins: And now, let's hear it for Amy, Raye, Mina, Lita and their friends singing Mirror, Mirror.
  • (The crowd cheers in joy as Amy and the rest appear)
  • Amy: Get ready everyone!
  • Raye, Mina, Lita, Alex, Clover, Ed and Edd: Cause it's party time!
  • (They are just about to sing Mirror, Mirror when Lexi unplugs the radio)
  • Amy: What the?!
  • Serena: Who took out the song?!
  • Ash: Nice try, Serena!
  • Serena, Molly, Sam and Eddy: Huh?
  • (Ash appears on the top of the stage, with a trademark smirk)
  • Ash: Watch this!
  • (He jumps to the stage and sings Do The Ashman, just as Mary, Wilhelmina, Steven, and the rest arrive)
  • Ash: Yo! Hey, what's happenin', dude? I'm a guy with a rep for bein' rude. Terrorizin' people wherever I go. It's not intentional, just keepin' the flow. Fixin' test scores to get the best scores, Droppin' banana peels all over the floor. I'm the kid that made delinquency an art. Last name: Ketchum! First name: Ash! I'm here today to introduce the next phase, The next step in the big Ash craze. I gotta dance real easy to do. I learned it with the rhythm and so can you. So move your body, if you got the notion, Front to back in a rock-like motion Now that you got it, if you think that you can, Do it to the music. That's the Ashman!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody if you can, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Woah!
  • Back-up singers: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man!
  • Ash: Check it out, man!
  • Back-up singers: Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can.
  • Ash: Ashman!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody in the house, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Uh-huh!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody if you can, do the Ashman! Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man!
  • Ash: Wooooah, mama!
  • Back-up singers: Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can.
  • Ash: Woah!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody in the house, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: It wasn't long ago, just a couple of weeks, I got in trouble. Yeah, pretty deep. Steven was yelling,
  • Steven: ASH!
  • Ash: Mom was, too, Because I put moth balls in the beef stew. Punishment time, in the air lurks gloom. Sittin' by myself, confined to my room, When all else fails, nothin' else left to do. I turn on the music so I can feel the groove. Do the Ashman.
  • Back-up singers: Move your body, if you get the notion,
  • Ash: Woah, I'm feelin' the groove now, baby!
  • Back-up singers: Front to back in a rock-like motion.
  • Ash: Bring it back! Woooooah!
  • Back-up singers: Move your hips from side to side now.
  • Ash: Do the Ashman!
  • Back-up singers: Don't you slip, let your feet glide now.
  • Ash: Woah, Mary! Ha!
  • Back-up singers: If you gotta groove, you gotta use it.
  • Ash: Ha-ha-ha!
  • Back-up singers: Rock rhythm in time with the music.
  • Ash: Hahaha, check it out, man!
  • Back-up singers: You just might start a chain reaction.
  • Ash: If you can do the Ashman, you're bad like Michael Jackson.
  • Back-up singers: Everybody if you can, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Oh yeah!
  • Back-up singers: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man!
  • Ash: Shake your body!
  • Back-up singers: Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can.
  • Ash: Huh!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody in the house, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Yeah, do the Ashman!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody if you can, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Everybody, yeah, do the Bartman!
  • Back-up singers: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man!
  • Ash: Check it out!
  • Back-up singers: Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can.
  • Ash: Woooooooah, mama!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody in the house, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: I'm bad! I'm bad!
  • Back-up singers: Do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Do the Ashman! Everybody, back and forth and side to side.
  • Back-up singers: Do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Do the Ashman! Kick your feet up off the floor and let 'em glide!
  • Back-up singers: Do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Do the Ashman! She can do it, he can do it, so can I!
  • Back-up singers: Do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Do the Ashman! Now here's a dance beat that you can't deny!
  • (guitar solo)
  • Steven: Turn it down! Will you shut that infernal racket!
  • Everybody: DO THE ASHMAN!
  • (Mary plays the saxophone)
  • Ash: Oh, my ears! Mary, put the saxophone away! U can't touch this! (tips a pile of things over) Ididntdoitnobodysawmedoityoucantproveanything! Now I'm in the house, feelin' good to be home 'Til Mary starts blowin' that damn saxophone. And if it was mine, you know they'd take it away, But still I'm feelin' good, so that's okay. I'm up in my room, just a-singin' a song, Listen to the kick-drum kickin' along. Yeah, Mary likes jazz, she's her number one fan, But I know I'm bad, 'cause I do the Ashman!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody if you can, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Hey everybody...
  • Back-up singers: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man!
  • Ash: ...may I remind you?
  • Back-up singers: Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can.
  • Ash: Ooh! Ah! Yeah! Yeah! Everybody in the house, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Ash! Man! Huh!
  • Back-up singers: Do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Do the Ashman! Everybody, back and forth and side to side.
  • Back-up singers: Do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Do the Ashman! She can do it, he can do it, so can I.
  • Back-up singers: Move your body, if you get the notion, Front to back in a rock-like motion.
  • Ash: Move it!
  • Back-up singers: Move your hips from side to side now.
  • Ash: Fling it!
  • Back-up singers: Don't you slip, let your feet glide now.
  • (Ash scats over the following)
  • Back-up singers: If you gotta groove, you gotta use it. Rock rhythm in time with the music. You just might start a chain reaction.
  • Ash: I'm the Ashman!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody if you can, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Fling it, baby! Woo!
  • Back-up singers: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man!
  • Ash: Oh yeah!
  • Back-up singers: Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can.
  • Ash: I'm bad! Real bad!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody in the house, do the Ashman! Everybody if you can, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Woooooooah, I'm bad!
  • Back-up singers: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man!
  • Ash: Do the Ashman!
  • Back-up singers: Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can.
  • Ash: Ha-ha!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody in the house, do the Ashman! Do the Ashman! Everybody if you can, do the Ashman! Move your body, if you get the notion, Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man! Front to back in a rock-like motion Do the Ashman! Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can. Move your hips from side to side now Everybody in the house, do the Ashman! Don't you slip, let your feet glide now. Do the Ashman! Everybody if you can, do the Ashman! If you gotta groove, you gotta use it. Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man! Rock rhythm in time with the music. Do the Ashman! Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can.You just might start a chain reaction. Everybody in the house, do the Ashman!
  • (Ash says the following over the combination of the chorus, the bridge and others)
  • Ash: Oh, yeah! You call that dancin'? Ha! Watch this rhythm! Ha-ha, yeah! Ha-ha, fling it! Eat your heart out, Michael! Whoo! Ha-ha!
  • Steven: YOU'RE GROUNDED!
  • Ash: Oh, wow, man!
  • (Do The Ashman ends)
  • Ash: How do you like that?
  • Serena: Hey! We were watching the whole show!
  • Rabbit: Not quite, Serena. You and you friends are out of here.
  • Serena, Molly, Sam and Eddy: What the scallop?!
  • (The police arrive to take Serena and the rest away)
  • Ash: (laughs) I did it!
  • Charity: Yes you are, Ash.
  • Hope: It's been a pleasure...
  • Faith: ...to be nice with other students.
  • Ash: Thank you.
  • (End of Music video)

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