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Do The Ashman is the first track of The COZI Superstars Sing The Blues which is covered by Ash Ketchum. It is set in a Gene Deitch style, with cel animation and squiggle-vision effects.

Plot

  • One night, a talent show is held at the Cartoon Academy, and Principal Rabbit and Superintendent Donkey Kong are keened to see Ash perform. Eventually, he appears on stage and sings Do The Ashman, in front of Sakura, Rikochet, Kevin, Marty, and the whole crowd. Mary, Wilhelmina and Steven are among the cast, playing as Lisa, Marge, and Homer Simpson.

Cast

  1. Ash Ketchum (Sarah Natochenny)
  2. Mary (Kerry Williams)
  3. Wilhelmina (Amy Birnbaum)
  4. Steven (Dan Green)
  5. Principal Rabbit (Tom Kenny)
  6. Superintendent Donkey Kong (Richard Yearwood)
  7. Sakura Avalon (Kari Wahlgren)
  8. Rikochet (Carlos Alazraqui)
  9. Kevin Keene (Matt Hill)
  10. Marty McFly (David Kaufman)

Transcript and Lyrics

  • (We open this music video with Winnie The Pooh announcing it)
  • Pooh: And now, it's time for the first track of The COZI Superstars Sing The Blues, the part of the album where my friends and I come out and perform a Simpsons Song. It is a beautiful night at the Cartoon Academy as we find ourselves at the Experimental theater.
  • Rabbit: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the annual night of the show.
  • Donkey Kong: We are glad that Serena, Molly, Sam, Eddy and the Redwood Academy students and staff are away.
  • Sakura: I hope Ash gets into the stage.
  • Rikochet: Yeah.
  • Kevin: He's been our best friend since Kindergarten.
  • Marty: Certainly.
  • Rabbit: And now, give us a warm welcome to Ash Ketchum!
  • Donkey Kong: Here he comes!
  • (The crowd clap and cheer as Ash sings Do The Ashman)
  • Ash: Yo! Hey, what's happenin', dude? I'm a guy with a rep for bein' rude. Terrorizin' people wherever I go. It's not intentional, just keepin' the flow. Fixin' test scores to get the best scores, Droppin' banana peels all over the floor. I'm the kid that made delinquency an art. Last name: Ketchum! First name: Ash! I'm here today to introduce the next phase, The next step in the big Ash craze. I gotta dance real easy to do. I learned it with the rhythm and so can you. So move your body, if you got the notion, Front to back in a rock-like motion Now that you got it, if you think that you can, Do it to the music. That's the Ashman!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody if you can, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Woah!
  • Back-up singers: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man!
  • Ash: Check it out, man!
  • Back-up singers: Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can.
  • Ash: Ashman!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody in the house, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Uh-huh!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody if you can, do the Ashman! Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man!
  • Ash: Wooooah, mama!
  • Back-up singers: Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can.
  • Ash: Woah!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody in the house, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: It wasn't long ago, just a couple of weeks, I got in trouble. Yeah, pretty deep. Steven was yelling,
  • Steven: ASH!
  • Ash: Mom was, too, Because I put moth balls in the beef stew. Punishment time, in the air lurks gloom. Sittin' by myself, confined to my room, When all else fails, nothin' else left to do. I turn on the music so I can feel the groove. Do the Ashman.
  • Back-up singers: Move your body, if you get the notion,
  • Ash: Woah, I'm feelin' the groove now, baby!
  • Back-up singers: Front to back in a rock-like motion.
  • Ash: Bring it back! Woooooah!
  • Back-up singers: Move your hips from side to side now.
  • Ash: Do the Ashman!
  • Back-up singers: Don't you slip, let your feet glide now.
  • Ash: Woah, Mary! Ha!
  • Back-up singers: If you gotta groove, you gotta use it.
  • Ash: Ha-ha-ha!
  • Back-up singers: Rock rhythm in time with the music.
  • Ash: Hahaha, check it out, man!
  • Back-up singers: You just might start a chain reaction.
  • Ash: If you can do the Ashman, you're bad like Michael Jackson.
  • Back-up singers: Everybody if you can, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Oh yeah!
  • Back-up singers: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man!
  • Ash: Shake your body!
  • Back-up singers: Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can.
  • Ash: Huh!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody in the house, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Yeah, do the Ashman!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody if you can, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Everybody, yeah, do the Bartman!
  • Back-up singers: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man!
  • Ash: Check it out!
  • Back-up singers: Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can.
  • Ash: Woooooooah, mama!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody in the house, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: I'm bad! I'm bad!
  • Back-up singers: Do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Do the Ashman! Everybody, back and forth and side to side.
  • Back-up singers: Do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Do the Ashman! Kick your feet up off the floor and let 'em glide!
  • Back-up singers: Do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Do the Ashman! She can do it, he can do it, so can I!
  • Back-up singers: Do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Do the Ashman! Now here's a dance beat that you can't deny!
  • (guitar solo)
  • Steven: Turn it down! Will you shut that infernal racket!
  • Everybody: DO THE ASHMAN!
  • (Mary plays the saxophone)
  • Ash: Oh, my ears! Mary, put the saxophone away! U can't touch this! (tips a pile of things over) Ididntdoitnobodysawmedoityoucantproveanything! Now I'm in the house, feelin' good to be home 'Til Mary starts blowin' that damn saxophone. And if it was mine, you know they'd take it away, But still I'm feelin' good, so that's okay. I'm up in my room, just a-singin' a song, Listen to the kick-drum kickin' along. Yeah, Mary likes jazz, she's her number one fan, But I know I'm bad, 'cause I do the Ashman!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody if you can, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Hey everybody...
  • Back-up singers: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man!
  • Ash: ...may I remind you?
  • Back-up singers: Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can.
  • Ash: Ooh! Ah! Yeah! Yeah! Everybody in the house, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Ash! Man! Huh!
  • Back-up singers: Do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Do the Ashman! Everybody, back and forth and side to side.
  • Back-up singers: Do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Do the Ashman! She can do it, he can do it, so can I.
  • Back-up singers: Move your body, if you get the notion, Front to back in a rock-like motion.
  • Ash: Move it!
  • Back-up singers: Move your hips from side to side now.
  • Ash: Fling it!
  • Back-up singers: Don't you slip, let your feet glide now.
  • (Ash scats over the following)
  • Back-up singers: If you gotta groove, you gotta use it. Rock rhythm in time with the music. You just might start a chain reaction.
  • Ash: I'm the Ashman!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody if you can, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Fling it, baby! Woo!
  • Back-up singers: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man!
  • Ash: Oh yeah!
  • Back-up singers: Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can.
  • Ash: I'm bad! Real bad!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody in the house, do the Ashman! Everybody if you can, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Woooooooah, I'm bad!
  • Back-up singers: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man!
  • Ash: Do the Ashman!
  • Back-up singers: Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can.
  • Ash: Ha-ha!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody in the house, do the Ashman! Do the Ashman! Everybody if you can, do the Ashman! Move your body, if you get the notion, Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man! Front to back in a rock-like motion Do the Ashman! Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can. Move your hips from side to side now Everybody in the house, do the Ashman! Don't you slip, let your feet glide now. Do the Ashman! Everybody if you can, do the Ashman! If you gotta groove, you gotta use it. Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man! Rock rhythm in time with the music. Do the Ashman! Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can.You just might start a chain reaction. Everybody in the house, do the Ashman!
  • (Ash says the following over the combination of the chorus, the bridge and others)
  • Ash: Oh, yeah! You call that dancin'? Ha! Watch this rhythm! Ha-ha, yeah! Ha-ha, fling it! Eat your heart out, Michael! Whoo! Ha-ha!
  • Steven: YOU'RE GROUNDED!
  • Ash: Oh, wow, man!
  • (Do The Ashman ends)
  • Ash: Who wants to kiss me?
  • Sakura: I do!
  • (She kisses him on the cheek)
  • Ash: (blushing) Why thanks.
  • Pooh: This has been the first track of The COZI Superstars Sing The Blues. Tune in next time for the second song.
  • (End of Music Video)

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