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Do The Bartman is a YTV Spoof made by Pikachufreak. It stars the cast from the earlier music video, but with Steven as Wilhelmina's husband.

Plot

  • During the Cartoon University's talent show held by Miss Layla McKenzie and Principal Ronald Gordon, Ash changes the music to a rap-style theme and performs Do The Ashman. During the middle of the song, Lexi blows her trombone in the part.

Cast

  1. Ash Ketchum (Veronica Taylor)
  2. Mary (Kerry Williams)
  3. Wilhelmina (Amy Birnbaum)
  4. Steven (Dan Green)
  5. Rikochet (Carlos Alazraqui)
  6. Scooby-Doo (Frank Welker)
  7. Mona (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  8. Kevin Keene (Matt Hill)
  9. Michiko Ohara (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  10. Nikki Maxwell (Kelly Sheridan)
  11. Audrey Jones (Grey DeLisle)
  12. Rev Runner (Rob Paulsen)
  13. Pietro Maximoff (Richard Ian Cox)
  14. Bree Davenport (Kelli Berglund)
  15. Virgil Hawkins (Phil LaMarr)
  16. Terry McGinnis (Will Friedle)
  17. Alexander O'Connell (Chris Marquette)
  18. Peter Shepard (Ashley Johnson)
  19. Lexi Bunny (Jessica DiCicco)
  20. Fiona Von Steig (Maggie Blue O'Hara)
  21. Marie "Rogue" D'Ancanto (Meghan Black)
  22. Mel Blake (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  23. Brittany Wong (Minae Noji)
  24. Zuzu Boyle (Emily Jenness)
  25. Miss Layla McKenzie (Linda Rae)
  26. Principal Ronald Gordon (Bill Fagerbakke)
  27. Mr. Hasbeena (Charlie Adler)

Transcript and Lyrics

  • (We open this music video with the Cartoon University at nighttime)
  • Layla: Welcome one and all to the Cartoon University's talent show.
  • Ronald: We're glad to start the music school right now.
  • Wilhelmina: Ash is going to be fine.
  • Steven: And so am I.
  • Mary: My big brother is amazing.
  • Rikochet: Ash is going to be part of the choir.
  • Scooby: Reah.
  • Mona: I just can't wait.
  • Kevin: Everything's going bizarre.
  • Mitchie: Yes of course.
  • Nikki: Ash is so lovely.
  • Audrey: Well, he's being practiced all over.
  • Rev: I wonder if I can be so nice.
  • Pietro: We've been rivals since.
  • Bree: You two are inspirational.
  • Virgil: Sis and Pops will learn about it.
  • Terry: My brother and my mom too.
  • Alex: Evy and Rick will hear this song.
  • Peter: My sister Judy too.
  • Lexi: I got the trombone when Ash is singing.
  • Fiona: Wow.
  • Marie: I can feel the breeze.
  • Mel: Ash is going to be in for it.
  • Brittany: He he. He'll soon get a run for his payment.
  • Zuzu: There he is now!
  • (The curtain opens and reveals Ash and the other students in choir uniforms)
  • (Mr. Hasbeena appears as the choir instructor)
  • Mr. Hasbeena: Okay, choir children. Let's hit it.
  • (The choir sings The US Anthem, but Ash sneaks away)
  • (He turns off the music and changes to a rap theme)
  • Wilhelmina: What is going on?
  • Steven: What happened to the song?
  • Mary: Look!
  • (Ash throws off his tuxedo and sings Do The Ashman)
  • Ash: Yo! Hey, what's happenin', dude? I'm a guy with a rep for bein' rude. Terrorizin' people wherever I go. It's not intentional, just keepin' the flow. Fixin' test scores to get the best scores, Droppin' banana peels all over the floor. I'm the kid that made delinquency an art. Last name: Ketchum! First name: Ash! I'm here today to introduce the next phase, The next step in the big Ash craze. I gotta dance real easy to do. I learned it with the rhythm and so can you. So move your body, if you got the notion, Front to back in a rock-like motion Now that you got it, if you think that you can, Do it to the music. That's the Ashman!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody if you can, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Woah!
  • Back-up singers: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man!
  • Ash: Check it out, man!
  • Back-up singers: Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can.
  • Ash: Ashman!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody in the house, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Uh-huh!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody if you can, do the Ashman! Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man!
  • Ash: Wooooah, mama!
  • Back-up singers: Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can.
  • Ash: Woah!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody in the house, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: It wasn't long ago, just a couple of weeks, I got in trouble. Yeah, pretty deep. Steven was yelling,
  • Steven: ASH!
  • Ash: Mom was, too, Because I put moth balls in the beef stew. Punishment time, in the air lurks gloom. Sittin' by myself, confined to my room, When all else fails, nothin' else left to do. I turn on the music so I can feel the groove. Do the Ashman.
  • Back-up singers: Move your body, if you get the notion,
  • Ash: Woah, I'm feelin' the groove now, baby!
  • Back-up singers: Front to back in a rock-like motion.
  • Ash: Bring it back! Woooooah!
  • Back-up singers: Move your hips from side to side now.
  • Ash: Do the Ashman!
  • Back-up singers: Don't you slip, let your feet glide now.
  • Ash: Woah, Mary! Ha!
  • Back-up singers: If you gotta groove, you gotta use it.
  • Ash: Ha-ha-ha!
  • Back-up singers: Rock rhythm in time with the music.
  • Ash: Hahaha, check it out, man!
  • Back-up singers: You just might start a chain reaction.
  • Ash: If you can do the Ashman, you're bad like Michael Jackson.
  • Back-up singers: Everybody if you can, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Oh yeah!
  • Back-up singers: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man!
  • Ash: Shake your body!
  • Back-up singers: Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can.
  • Ash: Huh!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody in the house, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Yeah, do the Ashman!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody if you can, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Everybody, yeah, do the Bartman!
  • Back-up singers: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man!
  • Ash: Check it out!
  • Back-up singers: Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can.
  • Ash: Woooooooah, mama!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody in the house, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: I'm bad! I'm bad!
  • Back-up singers: Do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Do the Ashman! Everybody, back and forth and side to side.
  • Back-up singers: Do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Do the Ashman! Kick your feet up off the floor and let 'em glide!
  • Back-up singers: Do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Do the Ashman! She can do it, he can do it, so can I!
  • Back-up singers: Do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Do the Ashman! Now here's a dance beat that you can't deny!
  • (guitar solo)
  • Steven: Turn it down! Will you shut that infernal racket!
  • Everybody: DO THE ASHMAN!
  • (Mary plays the saxophone)
  • Ash: Oh, my ears! Mary, put the saxophone away! U can't touch this! (tips a pile of things over) Ididntdoitnobodysawmedoityoucantproveanything! Now I'm in the house, feelin' good to be home 'Til Mary starts blowin' that damn saxophone. And if it was mine, you know they'd take it away, But still I'm feelin' good, so that's okay. I'm up in my room, just a-singin' a song, Listen to the kick-drum kickin' along. Yeah, Mary likes jazz, she's her number one fan, But I know I'm bad, 'cause I do the Ashman!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody if you can, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Hey everybody...
  • Back-up singers: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man!
  • Ash: ...may I remind you?
  • Back-up singers: Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can.
  • Ash: Ooh! Ah! Yeah! Yeah! Everybody in the house, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Ash! Man! Huh!
  • Back-up singers: Do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Do the Ashman! Everybody, back and forth and side to side.
  • Back-up singers: Do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Do the Ashman! She can do it, he can do it, so can I.
  • Back-up singers: Move your body, if you get the notion, Front to back in a rock-like motion.
  • Ash: Move it!
  • Back-up singers: Move your hips from side to side now.
  • Ash: Fling it!
  • Back-up singers: Don't you slip, let your feet glide now.
  • (Ash scats over the following)
  • Back-up singers: If you gotta groove, you gotta use it. Rock rhythm in time with the music. You just might start a chain reaction.
  • Ash: I'm the Ashman!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody if you can, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Fling it, baby! Woo!
  • Back-up singers: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man!
  • Ash: Oh yeah!
  • Back-up singers: Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can.
  • Ash: I'm bad! Real bad!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody in the house, do the Ashman! Everybody if you can, do the Ashman!
  • Ash: Woooooooah, I'm bad!
  • Back-up singers: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man!
  • Ash: Do the Ashman!
  • Back-up singers: Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can.
  • Ash: Ha-ha!
  • Back-up singers: Everybody in the house, do the Ashman! Do the Ashman! Everybody if you can, do the Ashman! Move your body, if you get the notion, Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man! Front to back in a rock-like motion Do the Ashman! Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can. Move your hips from side to side now Everybody in the house, do the Ashman! Don't you slip, let your feet glide now. Do the Ashman! Everybody if you can, do the Ashman! If you gotta groove, you gotta use it. Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man! Rock rhythm in time with the music. Do the Ashman! Move your butt to the side, yes, you can can.You just might start a chain reaction. Everybody in the house, do the Ashman!
  • (Ash says the following over the combination of the chorus, the bridge and others)
  • Ash: Oh, yeah! You call that dancin'? Ha! Watch this rhythm! Ha-ha, yeah! Ha-ha, fling it! Eat your heart out, Michael! Whoo! Ha-ha!
  • Steven: YOU'RE GROUNDED!
  • Ash: Oh, wow, man!
  • (Do The Ashman ends)
  • Ash:

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