Don't Cry, Panini is the thirteenth episode of the second season of Once Upon A Teenage Lifetime.


  • With Samantha and Henry away at their anniversary, Jodelle and Megan are forced to look after their little sister Panini. Despite the fact that Panini's cries are much louder than before, they seek help from Nell The Therapist (voiced by Melissa Joan Hart) who agrees to calm Panini down, while Jodelle's friends Serenity, Raina, Ashlynn, Corina, Hanna, and Annabelle watch with interest. When Samantha and Henry return, they see Panini asleep and thank Jodelle and Megan.


  1. Jodelle Kaye (Janice Kawaye)
  2. Megan Kaye (Candi Milo)
  3. Panini Kaye (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  4. Samantha Kaye (Kari Wahlgren)
  5. Henry Kaye (Dan Castellaneta)
  6. Nell The Therapist (Nell Jones)
  7. Serenity Callison (Jocelyne Loewen)
  8. Raina Starr (Ashley Johnson)
  9. Ashlynn Crough (Grey DeLisle)
  10. Corina Benjamin (Jennifer Hale)
  11. Hanna Morrison (Elizabeth Daily)
  12. Annabelle George (Kelly Sheridan)


  1. Hit Me Baby One More Time (the theme for the show)
  2. 9 To 5 by guest star Dolly Parton (during Samantha and Henry's anniversary)
  3. So In Love With Two by Mikaila (the end theme of the show)


  • This shares a similarity to the Hoop-a-Joop episode of the same name.
  • Panini's cries are the same as Sara from the 1999 Sonic The Hedgehog Movie, but in a longer tone.
  • Nell The Therapist makes her only appearance.
  • The song at Samantha and Henry's Anniversary is 9 To 5 by Dolly Parton.
  • Neither Dennis, Patrick, or Principal Roberts appear.


  • (We open this episode with the 2001 Warner Bros Family Entertainment logo)
  • (We afterwards open with Hit Me Baby One More Time)
  • Britney Spears: Oh baby, baby, how was I supposed to know? That something wasn't right here Oh baby, baby, I shouldn't have let you go And now you're out of sight, yeah Show me how you want it to be Tell me, baby, 'cause I need to know now Because My loneliness is killing me And I, I must confess I still believe Still believe When I'm not with you, I lose my mind Give me a sign Hit me, baby, one more time.
  • (The episode then opens at the Kaye Household)
  • (We see Samantha dressed in a beautiful blue gown)
  • Samantha: How'd I look, girls?
  • Jodelle:​ Wonderful!
  • Panini: Cute, too!
  • ​Megan: Yeah right.
  • Samantha: I'm just set to go on an anniversary and...
  • (Doorbell rings)
  • Samantha: Coming!
  • (Samantha opens the door and saw Henry in a black tuxedo, holding a lot of flowers)
  • Samantha: You've brought me flowers!
  • ​Henry: They're for you!
  • Samantha: (sniffing the flowers) They look nice.
  • ​(Samantha puts the flowers in a vase)
  • Jodelle: So you and Henry love each other, huh?
  • Samantha: Yes we are.
  • Megan: Do you know about your wedding?
  • Henry: Indeed, Megan, indeed.
  • (Flashback to Samantha and Henry's wedding)
  • Priest: As Husband and Wife, may I want an order.
  • Henry: I do.
  • Priest: And you may want to marry?
  • Samantha: Yep.
  • Priest: Then, you may kiss each other.
  • (Samantha and Henry both kiss each other)
  • (End of flashback)
  • Samantha: What do we say, it's time for a dance?
  • Henry: Surely.
  • (Samantha and Henry start dancing)
  • Jodelle: Where are you going to?
  • Megan: The anniversary or what?
  • Henry: (twirling Samantha) Yep.
  • Jodelle: Can we take care of Panini?
  • Megan: She's our little sister.
  • Jodelle: And she's about five years old.
  • (Henry dips Samantha)
  • Samantha: Sure thing.
  • Henry: We'll be back when it's midnight, okay?
  • (Jodelle's Parents leave)
  • Panini: Why are you talking about?
  • Jodelle: Don't you see, Panini? It's 8:00pm and we can't spend the whole night through.
  • Megan: Oh please. I don't have time for your lame excuses.
  • Jodelle: Really, Megan! How could you be so mean to me at a time like this?
  • Megan: For your information, Mango-Head, you're the weakling.
  • Jodelle: That's it! I've had it with you!
  • Megan: Grr! Was that what you really think!? Then, fair chance.
  • (They both stare at each other while growling)
  • Panini: I hate fighting!
  • Jodelle and Megan: Who cares!?
  • (Panini starts to cry like a ruthless little baby and starts throwing a tremendous tantrum)
  • Jodelle: It's your fault that you can't keep a better look out, Megan!
  • Megan: Yeah right, especially the way you cry when you were little!
  • Jodelle: I'm not a crybaby, I'm a teenager and my parents are gone for an anniversary!
  • Megan: Well then, your parents won't be seeing you when they get stranded!
  • Jodelle: They're not stranded, they're on an anniversary!
  • Megan: Who knows they'll be stranded?
  • (Jodelle and Megan continue to argue as Anna continues to cry)
  • (Jodelle's friends watch from the windows)
  • Serenity: Poor Panini.
  • Raina: It's a shame that she's missing her parents.
  • Ashlynn: And it's all because Jodelle and Megan won't stop arguing.
  • Corina: I have an idea, let's make Panini stop crying.
  • Hanna: Good choice.
  • Annabelle: Gee.
  • (Back with Jodelle and her sisters)
  • Jodelle: I'm not letting Panini calm down because of you, Megan!
  • Megan: Not until you get busted, Mango-Head!
  • Panini: (through her tears) I can't take it anymore! I want to live myself in peace!
  • (She continues to cry louder than ever)
  • Jodelle and Megan: Grr!
  • (Jodelle and Megan continue to argue, until Nell The Therapist arrives)
  • Nell: What on earth are you doing!?
  • (Jodelle and Megan stop arguing)
  • Jodelle: Nell the Therapist.
  • Megan: Then, what are you going to do to Panini?
  • Nell: I'll make sure she'll stop crying.
  • Jodelle: Why not?
  • Nell: Because she has a big upset.
  • Megan: Ha! I told you.
  • Jodelle: Sheesh.
  • (Meanwhile, Samantha and Henry are in their anniversary)
  • Samantha: It's good to be in our party.
  • Henry: Exactly.
  • (Dolly Parton arrives)
  • Dolly: Here's a song ye'll never forget. Watch.
  • (She sings 9 To Five)
  • Samantha: Ready to dance?
  • Henry: Right on!
  • (Samantha and Henry dance along to 9 To Five)
  • Dolly Parton: (singing) Tumble outta bed And I stumble to the kitchen Pour myself a cup of ambition And yawn and stretch And try to come to life Jump in the shower And the blood starts pumpin' Out on the street The traffic starts jumpin' The folks like me on the job from 9 to 5.
  • (Henry starts twirling Samantha)
  • Samantha: You're an expert.
  • Henry: I do.
  • (Samantha and Henry continue dancing)
  • Dolly Parton: Workin' 9 to 5, What a way to make a livin' Barely gettin' by It's all takin' and no givin' They just use your mind And they never give you credit It's enough to drive you crazy If you let it 9 to 5, for service and devotion You would think that I Would deserve a fat promotion Want to move ahead But the boss won't seem to let me I swear sometimes that man is out to get me.
  • Henry: (twirls Samantha round and round) You can know about Jodelle.
  • Samantha: Yep.
  • (Henry kisses Samantha's hand as they continue to dance)
  • Dolly Parton: They let you dream Just to watch 'em shatter You're just a step On the boss-man's ladder But you got dreams He'll never take away You're in the same boat With a lotta your friends Waitin' for the day your ship'll come in 'N' the tide's gonna turn And it's all gonna roll your way.
  • Samantha: Twirl me again.
  • Henry: Right on.
  • (Henry starts twirling Samantha)
  • Samantha: That's amazing!
  • Henry: Good.
  • (Samantha and Henry continue dancing)
  • Dolly Parton: Workin' 9 to 5 What a way to make a livin' Barely gettin' by It's all takin' and no givin' They just use your mind And you never get the credit It's enough to drive you crazy If you let it 9 to 5, yeah They got you where they want you There's a better life And you think about it, don't you It's a rich man's game No matter what they call it And you spend your life Puttin' money in his wallet.
  • (Henry starts twirling Samantha again)
  • Samantha: We've been popular.
  • Henry: As you wish.
  • (Samantha and Henry continue dancing)
  • Dolly Parton: 9 to 5, whoa What a way to make a livin' Barely gettin' by It's all takin' and no givin' They just use your mind And they never give you credit It's enough to drive you crazy If you let it 9 to 5, yeah They got you where they want you There's a better life And you dream about it, don't you It's a rich man's game No matter what they call it.
  • (9 To Five ends)
  • Samantha: (as she and Henry finished dancing) Bravo, Dolly.
  • Henry: Well done.
  • Dolly Parton: Thank ye.
  • Henry: (grabbing Samantha's hands) We're the best couple ever.
  • Samantha: Of course.
  • (Samantha and Henry both kiss each other)
  • (Back with Jodelle and her sisters)
  • Jodelle: Why is Panini crying?
  • Nell: Because she's got a bad upset.
  • Megan: I'd never thought about that.
  • Nell: (holding Panini) Are you all right, Panini?
  • Panini: (through her tears) Yes.
  • Nell: Good. Then, a lullaby will make you stop crying.
  • (She turns on Panini's radio and Go To Sleep plays)
  • Panini: (hearing the lullaby) Oh, I'm so drowsy.
  • (She yawns and falls asleep)
  • Jodelle: Wow, Panini, you're an expert.
  • Megan: Sorry to interfere, but you did it.
  • Panini: You're welcome.
  • (Back at Samantha and Henry's anniversary)
  • Henry: (dancing with Samantha) You're more than ever.
  • Samantha: I know.
  • Henry: (twirls Samantha) It's all thanks to us.
  • Samantha: We mean it.
  • (Henry kisses Samantha's cheek)
  • Henry: We're a married couple.
  • Samantha: Of course.
  • (Back with Jodelle, she is putting Panini to bed)
  • Jodelle: Sleep tight, sweetie.
  • (Panini starts snoring)
  • Jodelle: We've done it.
  • Megan: Thanks a lot.
  • Nell: You're welcome.
  • (Samantha and Henry return from their anniversary)
  • Samantha: We're back and...
  • (She doesn't notice Panini asleep)
  • Samantha: What's with Panini?
  • Nell: She finally fell asleep.
  • Henry: Wow.
  • Nell: And Jodelle did a good job.
  • Jodelle: I do.
  • Megan: You're right about that.
  • Samantha: I am proud of you two. It's been a good thing Panini stopped crying.
  • Jodelle and Megan: Thank you, mom.
  • (The next morning)
  • Jodelle: Dear diary, I am glad Panini stopped crying. Everyone has something to do about and we all mean it. You can be nice to us if you want. Sincerely, Jodelle.
  • (She closes the diary as she hears the music)
  • Jodelle: What's that?
  • (Jodelle saw Samantha and Henry dancing to 9 To 5)
  • Jodelle: Well, well, well. A good couple.
  • (Jodelle closes the door as we end the episode)
  • (We then go to the outro that features a grinning and winking Jodelle in a New Scooby-Doo Mysteries fashion)
  • (While the end credits roll, So In Love With Two's final stanza plays)
  • Mikaila: My number one: There could never be no one like you How come I feel this way about My number two: Never tried to tell me what to say or do I'm so in love with two I don't want to push it I don't want to fight But this feeling keeps me up all night If I only could decide But I can't make up my mind I'm breakin' all my rules because of you You can tell me it's not right And it tears me up inside But the problem is I'm so in love with two.

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