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Shrek: Want a strawberry?

Donkey: Yes!

Shrek: You can't have it! And it's a phony!

Donkey: I WANT ONE NOW!

Shrek: Have a real strawberry! This one is a phony!

Donkey: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH! I WANT A STRAWBERRY NOW!

Shrek: DONKEY, GO TO YOUR ROOM!

Narrator: Donkey was sent to his room for punnishment.

Shrek: You're going to be arrested!

Donkey: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Shrek: Yes you are!

Donkey: NO I'M NOT! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING ILLEGAL!

Shrek: Yes you are!

Donkey: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! NOOO!

Shrek: YOU MUST DIE!

Donkey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Donkey: I'M NOT GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!

Narrator: Then, Shrek ran away from 

Donkey's tantrum until the police arrived.

Snake: You're under arrest!

Donkey: Why?

Snake: You threw an illegal tantrum!

Donkey: Where are you taking me?

Snake: To jail!

Narrator: Then, Snake took Donkey to jail.

Donkey: How long do I have to stay in here?

Snake: 50 Years!

Ash: Hi, Donkey, Wanna play dodge ball

Donkey: Yes!

Fiona: Ready?

Fairy Godmother: Go!

Donkey: This is fun!

Ash: I know!

Narrator: 25 minutes later...

Donkey: Who won?

Big: The winner is Donkey and Fiona!

Donkey: Yeah! Big says I'm the best!

Fairy Godmother: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! I WANNA WIN!

Fiona: Cry, cry, wail, weep and sob! It's disgusting!

Donkey: Fiona, Stop acting like Kirby from The Brave Little Toaster!

The end.

Goof! Shrek has Gannon's voice!

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