Cast
- Doug Funnie as Stan Marsh
- Skeeter Valentine as Kyle Broflovski
- Roger Klotz as Eric Cartman
- Chalky Studebaker as Kenny McCormick
- Phil Funnie as Randy Marsh
- Theda Funnie as Sharon Marsh
- Joe Valentine as Gerald Broflovski
- Mrs. Valentine as Sheila Broflovski
- Stu Pickles (from Rugrats) as Chris Stotch
- Didi Pickles (from Rugrats) as Linda Stotch
- John Smith (from Pocahontas) as Sgt. Harrison Yates
- Thomas (from Pocahontas) as Harris
- Ben (from Pocahontas) as Murphy
- Lon (from Pocahontas) as Johnson
- John Rolfe (from Pocahontas) as Frakes
- Pocahontas (from Pocahontas) as Maggie Yates
- Connie Benge as Red
- Boomer Bledsoe as Craig Tucker
- Spike (from Tom & Jerry) as Sgt. Snetzl
- Cruella De Vil (from 101 Dalmatians) as Michael Jefferson
- Thumper (from Bambi) as Blanket