Narrator: There's something about the peacefulness and silence of a warm summer morning that makes you feel very good inside.

Fozzie: "Good morning, everybody."

Female Narrator: For Fozzie Bear, this fine morning was making him feel very cheerful, calm and-

Miss Jefferson: [Over Loud Speaker] "Attention, Fozzie, attention, Fozzie, this is very important, please listen very carefully!"

Narrator: And right now, he was feeling very worried about it.

Fozzie: "Oh dear, oh no, oh my, it's very important, where is it?!? where is it?!? what should I do?!?"

Miss Jefferson: [Over Loud Speaker] "Fozzie, please report to the church building right away!"

Fozzie: "The church building? I'm on my way!"

Fozzie grabs his hang glider, pushes the red button and flies right over to the church building.

Fozzie: "I got here just as fast as I could, what's happening?"

Kermit and Rowlf: "Surprise, Fozzie!"

Fozzie: "What's going on around here?"

Miss Jefferson: "Fozzie, we're here to celebrate the fact that you've made every single delivery right on time ever since you began your very own delivery routine."

Fozzie: "I did?"

Rowlf: "You bet, Fozzie, and as your reward, Miss Jefferson and I decided that beginning this afternoon, we're giving you a much more important delivery routine."

Kermit "That's right, and we're giving you a very special surprise too, show him, Miss Jefferson."

Miss Jefferson: "We know how much you like banana cream donuts, Fozzie, so here are coupons for some free good 1s at the Happy Go Lucky Donut Shop, it's our way of saying thank you."

Fozzie: [Gasps In Excitement] "Did you say banana cream donut?!?"

Narrator: A crazy thing happens to Fozzie when he hears the word banana cream donut, 1st, he goes all rubbly bubbly all over the place.

Kermit: "Uh oh, stand by, everybody!"

Narrator: "Then, his entire body begins to wobble and bobble, and he loses proper control of his appetite."

Fozzie: "Scrum-scrum-scrum-scrumptiousy, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, banana cream donuts, like 'em, like 'em, how I really like 'em!"

Narrator: And the bible always says that losing proper control is not a good idea for all of us.

Fozzie: "Yummy, yum, yum, good."

Kermit: "You see, guys? all you need to do is say the word 'you know what'."

Rowlf: "Wow, impressive."

Narrator: Well, it didn't take that long for Fozzie, Kermit, Scooter and Skeeter to go down town, right to the Happy Go Lucky Donut Shop, they used all of the coupons to get lots and lots of honey glazed and pudding donuts, and when they were finished eating them-

Kermit: "Oh boy, am I stuffed."

Scooter: "Me too."

Skeeter: "Hey, Kermit, where's Fozzie?"

Kermit: "I don't know, Skeeter, I thought he was coming out from behind the donut shop right behind us."

Fozzie: "Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum yum!"

Scooter: "Fozzie, where were you back there?"

Fozzie: "I went back inside, Scooter, I just had to have some more banana cream you know whats."

Kermit: "I can't believe you had room for more, don't you think you're eating way too many in 1 sitting?"

Fozzie: "Kermit, my good friend, there's no such thing as too many banana cream you know whats, something that yummy and tasty can't be a bad idea for you, is that true?"

Skeeter: "I'm not positively sure about that, Fozzie, a very long time ago, Nanny told me that too much of a good sweet thing can be a bad idea for you."

Fozzie: "No, Skeeter, that doesn't make any sense, maybe you didn't remember it the right way."

Skeeter: "Well, maybe, but I still think you should watch how many banana cream donuts you eat."

Fozzie: [Gasps In Excitement Again] "Did you say the word banana cream donut?!?"

Fozzie: "Scrum-scrum-scrum-scrumptiousy, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, banana cream donuts, like 'em, like 'em, how I really like 'em!"

Fozzie: "Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!"

Scooter: "Do you really mean to tell me he does that every single time he hears the word-"

Kermit: "Uh huh, don't even say it out loud."

Skeeter: "Wow, super thrilling."

Fozzie: "Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!"

Narrator: Later that afternoon, when they got back home, Fozzie headed back to the church building  to find out more about his new delivery routine, but when he got there, Miss Jefferson was gone in a jiffy.

Fozzie: "Miss Jefferson? Miss Jefferson!"

Fozzie: "Well, she's not here."

Fozzie: [Sniffing] "Hey, what's that yummy goody smell?"

Narrator: There, on the blue table, was a brand new box of banana cream donuts.

Fozzie: "Oh wow, I think I'll have just a few more, but wait, Scooter and Skeeter said I'm eating way too many, no, that can't be right, you can't have way too many yummy, tasty, goody banana cream you know whats."

Narrator: The bible says we shouldn't lose proper control, but Fozzie just couldn't stop eating  banana cream donuts.

Fozzie: "Good very good."

Fozzie: "Hey, maybe I'll go visit Nanny and tell her the news about my new delivery routine."

Narrator: And so, Fozzie went over to the Muppet Babies' old nursery house..

Fozzie: [Sniffing Again] "Hey, what's that smell? it makes my stomach say yummy good."

Narrator: There, on Nanny's coffee table, was a brand new box of tempted banana cream donuts.

Fozzie: "Whoa, is this my lucky day or what? Nanny must've left those behind, I think I'll have just 1 or 2 more."

Narrator: But Fozzie didn't have just 1 or 2 more, once again, he ate the entire box, and when he was finished-

Miss Jefferson: [Over Loud Speaker] "Attention, calling Fozzie, calling Fozzie, please begin your new delivery routine right away!"

Fozzie: "Oh boy, here I go, go, go!"

Fozzie grabs his hang glider, ppushes the red button and begins flying away to begin his new delivery routine.

Narrator: Fozzie had no idea what was about to happen as a result of his lack of proper control.

Fozzie: "Boy oh boy, it sure is gonna be fun and exciting to have a new delivery routine, new places to go and neat things to explore and-"

Fozzie: "Whooooooooaaaa!"

Fozzie: "I'm beginning to feel a bit more wobbly, YIKES! WHOOOOOAAAH!"

Fozzie: "My hang glider can't hold me up anymore, I'm too heavy!"

Fozzie: [Gasps In Shock] "Oh no, I think I ate way too many banana cream you know whats, and right now I can't fly properly!"

Fozzie: "Scooter and Skeeter were right, you can have too much of a good sweet thing!"

[Music Playing In Background]

Fozzie: Too many, too many, I think I've had too many, I wonder if I'll ever be the same

too many, too many, I know I've had too many, I ate them all, there's no 1 else to blame

when I just had 1, then I must had 2, and before you know it, I've had 2 + 2

too many, too many, I've had way too many and I don't know what to do

I wish I'd never heard about those soft sweet things, I wish I'd never seen those little tasty rings

even though they make my stomach jump and sing, if I just had any, then I must had many

too many, too many, I've had way too many, and I don't know what to do

with a stomach that is feeling like a lump of lead, I really oughta be at home in bed

too many, too many, I've had way too many

if only I've had eaten all of the holes [Hic] in [Hic] stead [Hic] [Hic] [Hic]

Fozzie [Groans A Bit]


Fozzie begins crash landing. 

Narrator: Thankfully, God always helps us when we make terrible mistakes, so he sent Kermit on his hang glider over to help Fozzie out.

Fozzie: "Help me out here!"

Kermit: "Huh, what?"

Fozzie: Kermit, help me out here, I can't stay up!"

Kermit: "Hang in there, little buddy, hold steady, please try to stay in 1 place, Fozzie!"

Fozzie: "Kermit, hurry, help me, I can't stay up!"

Fozzie crash lands right down on the ground

Narrator: Fozzie was now terribly sorry for eating way too many banana cream donuts.

Kermit: "Fozzie, what's the matter with you?"

Fozzie: "Well, Kermit, I think I ate way to many banana cream you know whats and right now I'm too full to finish my delivery routine."

Kermit: "Uh oh, that's not a very good situtation."

Fozzie: "I should've listened to Scooter and Skeeter, you really can have too much of a good sweet thing, Kermit."

Kermit: "Yeah right, I guess you can."

Fozzie: "Now what am I gonna do? I can't go anywhere when I'm stuck like this for the rest of my entire life."

Kermit "Well, we could get Rowlf to pull you up and take you back to the main church building."

Fozzie: "No way, that's too embarrassing."

Kermit: "Wait 1 single minute, I've got a good plan, Fozzie, but we need some help 1st, wait right here."

Fozzie: "Oh, I don't think I'll be going anywhere, not any time soon."

Scooter: "Hi there, Fozzie."

Fozzie: "Oh, hi there, Scooter, hi there, Skeeter, what are you guys doing here?"

Skeeter: "Kermit told me to come and help out."

Scooter: "Alright, Kermit, what's your plan? how are we gonna get Fozzie back in the air on his hang glider again?"

Kermit: "It's very simple, Scooter, all you need to do is say 1 word: 'banana cream donut'."

Fozzie: [Gasps In Excitement Again] "Did you say banana cream donut?!?"

Fozzie: "Scrum-scrum-scrum-scrumptiousy, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, banana pudding donuts, like 'em, like 'em, how I really like 'em!"

Kermit: "Faster, from now on, we need to go after him!"

Fozzie: "Yum, yum, yum, yummy good!"

Kermit: "Alright, Scooter, Skeeter, you guys get on 1 side of him, I'll get on the other side."

Skeeter: "Good thinking."

Kermit: "Steady now......"

Scooter: "Be very careful......."

Fozzie is finally back in the blue skies on his hang glider with Kermit, Scooter  and Skeeter (also on their hang gliders.)

Skeeter: "Yeah, we finally did it!"

Fozzie: "Whoa, hey, I'm flying around on my hang glider again!"

Kermit: "Yes, Fozzie, and right now, we can make your delivery routines."

Fozzie: "Hey, thanks, you guys."

Scooter: "It's alright, Fozzie, that's what good friends are for, just promise us that you'll never eat way too many banana cream you know whats again."

Fozzie: "I promise!"

[Music Plays In Background Again]

Fozzie: When I have just 1, I will stop right there, so I won't have trouble staying in the air

too many, too many, I'll never have too many

so my body won't feel muddy, my wings won't turn to putty

I won't go quite so nutty when I'm eating banana pudding you know whaties.........

Narrator: Fozzie finally knew he'd learn how to use proper control, from now on.

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