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Female Narrator: There's something about the peacefulness and silence of a warm summer morning that makes you feel very good inside.

Spike: "Good morning, everypony."

Female Narrator: For Spike the Dragon, this fine morning was making him feel very cheerful, calm and-

Twilight Sparkle: [Over Loud Speaker] "Attention, Spike, attention, Spike, this is very important, please listen very carefully!"

Female Narrator: And right now, he was feeling very worried about it.

Spike: "Oh dear, oh no, oh my, it's very important, where is it?!? where is it?!? what should I do?!?"

Twilight Sparkle: [Over Loud Speaker] "Spike, please report to the Sugarcube Corner, right away!"

Spike: "The SugarCube Corner? I'm on my way!"

Spike flies over to the SugarCube Corner

Spike: "I got here just as fast as I could, what's happening?"

Rainbow Dash and Big Macintosh: "Surprise, Spike!"

Spike: "What's going on around here?"

Twilight Sparkle: "Spike, we're here to celebrate the fact that you've made every single delivery right on time ever since you began your very own delivery routine."

Spike: "I did?"

Big Macintosh: "You bet, Spike, and as your reward, Twilight and I decided that beginning this afternoon, we're giving you a much more important delivery routine."

Rainbow Dash: "That's right, and we're giving you a very special surprise too, show him, Twilight."

Twilight Sparkle: "We know how much you like banana pudding donuts, Spike, so here are coupons for some free good 1s at Farley's Donut Shop, it's our way of saying thank you."

Spike: [Gasps In Excitement] "Did you say 'banana pudding donut'?!?"

Female Narrator: A crazy thing happens to Spike when he hears the word 'banana pudding donut'.

Female Narrator: 1st, he goes all rubbly bubbly all over the place.

Rainbow Dash: "Uh oh, stand by, everypony!"

Female Narrator: "Then, his entire dragon body begins to wobble and bobble, and he loses proper control of his appetite."

Spike: "Scrum-scrum-scrum-scrumptiousy, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, banana pudding donuts, like 'em, like 'em, how I really like 'em!"

Female Narrator: And the bible always says that losing proper control is not a good idea for all of us.

Spike: "Yummy, yum, yum, good."

Rainbow Dash: "You see, guys? all you need to do is say the word 'you know what'."

Big Macintosh: "Wow, impressive."

Female Narrator: Well, it didn't take that long for Spike, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie to go down town, right to Farley's Donut Shop, they used all of the coupons to get lots and lots of honey glazed and pudding donuts, and when they were finished eating them-

Rainbow Dash: "Oh boy, am I stuffed."

Pinkie Pie: "Me too, hey, Rainbow Dash, where's Spike?"

Rainbow Dash: "I don't know, Pinkie Pie, I thought he was coming out from behind the donut shop right behind us."

Spike: "Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum yum!"

Pinkie Pie: "Spike, where were you back there?"

Spike: "I went back inside, Pinkie Pie, I just had to have some more banana pudding you know whats."

Rainbow Dash: "I can't believe you had room for more, don't you think you're eating way too many in 1 sitting?"

Spike: "Rainbow Dash, my good friend, there's no such thing as too many banana pudding you know whats, something that yummy and tasty can't be a bad idea for you, is that true?"

Pinkie PIe: "I'm not positively sure about that, Spike, Mr. and Mrs. Cake told me that too much of a good sweet thing can be a bad idea for you."

Spike: "No, Pinkie PIe, that doesn't make any sense, maybe you didn't remember it the right way."

Pinkie Pie: "Well, maybe, but I still think you should watch how many banana pudding donuts you eat."

Spike: [Gasps In Excitement Again] "Did you say the word 'banana pudding donut'?!?"

Spike: "Scrum-scrum-scrum-scrumptiousy, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, banana pudding donuts, like 'em, like 'em, how I really like 'em!"

Spike: "Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!"

Pinkie Pie: "Do you really mean to tell me he does that every single time he hears the word-"

Rainbow Dash: "Uh huh, don't even say it out loud."

Pinkie Pie: "Wow, pure awesome."

Spike: "Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!"

Female Narrator: Later that afternoon, when they got back home, Spike headed back to the Sugarcube Corner to find out more about his new delivery routine, but when he got there, Twilight Sparkle was gone in a jiffy.

Spike: "Twilight? Twilight!"

Spike: "Well, she's not here."

Spike: [Sniffing] "Hey, what's that yummy tasty smell?"

Female Narrator: There, on the blue table, was a brand new box of banana pudding donuts.

Spike: "Oh wow, I think I'll have just a few more, but wait, Pinkie Pie said I'm eating way too many, no, that can't be right, you can't have way too many yummy, tasty, goody banana pudding you know whats."

Female Narrator: The bible says we shouldn't lose proper control, but Spike just couldn't stop eating  banana pudding donuts.

Spike: "Good very good."

Spike: "Hey, maybe I'll go visit Mr. and Mrs. Cake and tell them the news about my new delivery routine."

Female Narrator: And so, James went over to Mr. and Mrs. Cake's house.

Spike: [Sniffing Again] "Hey, what's that smell? it makes my stomach say yummy good."

Female Narrator: There, on the purple bench, was a brand new box of tempted banana pudding donuts.

Spike: "Whoa, is this my lucky day or what? Mr. and Mrs. Cake must've left those behind, I think I'll have just 1 or 2 more."

Female Narrator: But Spike didn't have just 1 or 2 more, once again, he ate the entire box, and when he was finished-

Twilight Sparkle: [Over Loud Speaker] "Attention, calling Spike, calling Spike, please begin your new delivery routine right away!"

Spike: "Oh boy, here I go, go, go!"

Spike begins flying away to begin his new delivery routine.

Female Narrator: Spike had no idea what was about to happen as a result of his lack of proper control.

Spike: "Boy oh boy, it sure is gonna be fun and exciting to have a new delivery routine, new places to go and neat things to explore and-"

Spike: "Whooooooooaaaa!"

Spike: "I'm beginning to feel a bit more wobbly, YIKES! WHOOOOOAAAH!"

Spike: "My wings can't hold me up anymore, I'm too heavy!"

Spike: [Gasps In Shock] "Oh no, I think I ate way too many banana pudding you know whats, and right now I can't fly properly!"

Spike: "Pinkie Pie was right, you can have too much of a good sweet thing!"

[Music Playing In Background]

Spike: Too many, too many, I think I've had too many, I wonder if I'll ever be the same

too many, too many, I know I've had too many, I ate them all, there's no 1 else to blame

when I just had 1, then I must had 2, and before you know it, I've had 2 + 2

too many, too many, I've had way too many and I don't know what to do

I wish I'd never heard about those soft sweet things, I wish I'd never seen those little tasty rings

even though they make my stomach jump and sing, if I just had any, then I must had many

too many, too many, I've had way too many, and I don't know what to do

with a stomach that is feeling like a lump of lead, I really oughta be at home in bed

too many, too many, I've had way too many

if only I've had eaten all of the holes [Hic] in [Hic] stead [Hic] [Hic] [Hic]

Spike: [Groans A Bit]

Spike: WHOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Spike begins crash landing. 

Female Narrator: Thankfully, God always helps us when we make terrible mistakes, so he sent Rainbow Dash over to help Spike out.

Spike: "Help me out here!"

Rainbow Dash: "Huh, what?"

Spike: "Rainbow Dash, help me out here, I can't stay up!"

Rainbow Dash: "Hang in there, little buddy, hold steady, please try to stay in 1 place, Spike!"

Spike: "Rainbow Dash, hurry, help me, I can't stay up!"

Spike crash lands right down on the ground.

Female Narrator: Spike was now terribly sorry for eating way too many banana pudding donuts.

Rainbow Dash: "Spike, what's the matter with you?"

Spike: "Well, Rainbow Dash, I think I ate way too many banana pudding you know whats and right now I'm too full to finish my delivery routine."

Rainbow Dash: "Uh oh, that's not a very good situtation."

Spike: "I should've listened to Pinkie PIe, you really can have too much of a good sweet thing, Rainbow Dash."

Rainbow Dash: "Yeah right, I guess you can."

Spike: "Now what am I gonna do? I can't go anywhere when I'm stuck like this for the rest of my entire life."

Rainbow Dash: "Well, we could get Big Macintosh to pull you up and take you back to the Suguarcube Corner."

Spike: "No way, that's too embarrassing."

Rainbow Dash: "Wait 1 single minute, I've got a good plan, Spike, but we need some help 1st, wait right here."

Spike: "Oh, I don't think I'll be going anywhere, not any time soon."

Pinkie Pie: "Hi there, Spike."

Spike: "Oh, hi there, Pinkie Pie, what are you doing here?"

Pinkie Pie: "Rainbow Dash told me to come and help out."

Pinkie Pie: "Alright, Rainbow Dash, what's your plan? how are we gonna get Spike back in the air again?"

Rainbow Dash: "It's very simple, Pinkie Pie, all you need to do is say 1 word: 'banana pudding donut'."

Spike: [Gasps In Excitement Again] "Did you say 'banana pudding donut'?!?"

Spike: "Scrum-scrum-scrum-scrumptiousy, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, banana pudding donuts, like 'em, like 'em, how I really like 'em!"

Rainbow Dash: "Faster, from now on, we need to go after him!"

Spike: "Yum, yum, yum, yummy good!"

Rainbow Dash: "Alright, Pinkie Pie, you get on 1 side of him, I'll get on the other side."

Pinkie Pie: "Good thinking."

Rainbow Dash: "Steady now......"

Pinkie Pie: "Be very careful......."

Spike is finally back in the sky with Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie Pie: "Yeah, we finally did it!"

Spike: "Whoa, hey, I'm flying again!"

Rainbow Dash: "Yes, Spike, and right now, we can make your delivery routines."

Spike: "Hey, thanks, you guys."

Pinkie Pie: "It's alright, Spike that's what good friendship and magic is for, just promise us that you'll never eat way too many banana pudding you know whats again."

Spike: "I promise!"

[Music Plays In Background Again]

Spike: When I have just 1, I will stop right there, so I won't have trouble staying in the air

too many, too many, I'll never have too many

so my body won't feel muddy, my wings won't turn to putty

I won't go quite so nutty when I'm eating banana pudding you know whaties.........

Female Narrator: Spike finally knew he'd learn how to use proper control, from now on.

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