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Dr. Neo Cortex Throws a Tantrum

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Plot

This is Dr. Neo Cortex throws a tantrum is Cortex and N. Gin went to the video store, and a dodgeball field. Before Cortex was shrieking will fall and crashing sound in the black screen.

Transcript

  • Narrator: One day, Cortex and N. Gin went to the video store. Cortex saw a 1992 VHS of Rock with Barney, it happened.
  • Dr. Neo Cortex: Can I have it please?
  • N. Gin: NO, DR. CORTEX! AND IT'S A PHONY!
  • Dr. Neo Cortex: But... but... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I WANT IT NOW!
  • N. Gin: You must die!
  • Narrator: The next day, Cortex, N. Trophy and N. Gin went to the another store. Cortex saw a 1994 VHS of The Brave Little Toaster, it happened.
  • Dr. Neo Cortex: Can I have it?
  • N. Gin: Nope.
  • Dr. Neo Cortex: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
  • N. Trophy: If you keep it up, you'll gonna get spanking right now, you idiot!
  • Narrator: But the kids laughed, N. Gin and N. Trophy is a very cross!
  • N. Gin: THAT'S IT!! YOU GOTTA GET SPANKING WHEN WE GET HOME!!
  • Dr. Neo Cortex: NOO! NOO! NOOOOOOO!
  • King Dedede: You're under arrest, Cortex!
  • Dr. Neo Cortex: STOP! THIS CAN'T BE!
  • Claire Redfield: Never! You'll gonna get wrap up my toilet paper.
  • Kirby: That's why, you idiot.
  • Dr. Neo Cortex: (muffles) I feel like a mummy!
  • Narrator: In the dodgeball, Cortex and friends went near where the dodgeball was.
  • Leon Kennedy: 3... 2... 1...
  • Ada Wong, Leon Kennedy: CHAAAAAAAARGE!
  • Sherry: Look out!
  • Genome Soldiers: DIE, CORTEX, DIE!
  • Kirby: Watch it!
  • Dr. Neo Cortex: Huh? (He falls off cliff and airship with the Crash Bandicoot 2 intro, with sound.) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (In the black screen, a crashing sound.)
  • Genome Soldiers: YAY! WE DEFEATED CORTEX!!
  • Crash Bandicoot: No... (Cries) Aaaahahahahaahaha!
  • Dr. Neo Cortex: Ha ha ha ha ha, crystals, of course, d'oh! Huh? Aaaaaaaaah!
  • N. Gin: What are you doing, in the crystals room? I supposed to be a 11 months.
  • Dr. Neo Cortex: NO! NOT 11 MONTHS!
  • N. Gin: YES! 11 MONTHS!
  • Dr. Neo Cortex: How can you stay for?
  • N. Trophy: Uh, 11 months. Good-bye!

Air Date

  • February 18, 2012

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