Episode 23: Duncan's Big Fight

Duncan and Diesel get into trouble when they threatens to beat up themselves.

Characters: (In order of apperence) Mr.steve, James, Duck, Diesel, Rosie (cameo), Sir Handel, Peter Sam (cameo), Rusty (cameo), Duncan, Rheneas (mentioned), Troublesome Trucks, the Fat Controller and Mr. Percival.


  • Narrator: One day, Duncan pulled the trucks into the station, when he met Diesel.
  • Diesel: (laughs)
  • Duncan: (angrily, to Diesel) What is ya problem?! It isn't funny!
  • Diesel: I'm laughing becuase last week, you accidently smashed into Rheneas, it was funny as scrap iron!

(Duncan is so angry and offended by Diesel's behaivior he reaches breaking point)

  • Duncan: Ogh, you'd better shut up, or I'll make ya shut up!
  • Diesel: Oh, really; and how are you gonna do that, Duncan?
  • Duncan: I'm going to kick ya in the cab, that's what I'm gonna do!
  • Narrator: Diesel was very scared.
  • Diesel: You're going to kick MY CAB?!
  • Duncan: That's right; I'm going to punch you!
  • Diesel: Think you're so tough?!
  • Duncan: I'll bump the ever loving heck out of ya, after work next week; we fight after work! You got that?!
  • Diesel: You're a little engine, man.
  • Duncan: As soon as next week comes, we do it in front of everyone; ya got that?
  • Diesel: (sarcastically) Ohhh, I'm so scared!
  • Narrator: Duncan raced off angrily, leaving Diesel in surprised
  • Diesel: Oh my god! Duncan says I'm gonna be beaten up by a Narrow Gauge engine!
  • Narrator: And re ran off to tell Sir Handel. Sir Handel was at the Wharf when Duncan arrived.
  • Diesel: Sir Handel, Duncan has to beat me up!!!
  • Sir Handel: Yeah, he will have a fight with you.
  • Diesel: Duncan has a fight with me??!! Ohhh, I've never being that!
  • Narrator: And he ran off to to tell Mr.steve who was at the station.
  • Diesel: Duncan's coming! He's gonna have a fight with me!
  • Mr.steve: Yes, he has to.
  • Diesel: Oooohh, bother!
  • Narrator: And he ran off. Later, Diesel and Duncan were at the Crovan Yards.
  • Diesel: (angrily, to Duncan) I don't wanna be beaten up by a Narrow Gauge engine like you!
  • Duncan: You're going to be scrapped!
  • Diesel: I'm going to scrapped??!!! Ohhhh, I've never being that!
  • Narrator: And he ran off frightened and panicked. Soon, Diesel arrived to see Duck.
  • Diesel: Duck, we need to talk!
  • Duck: Yes, Diesel.
  • Diesel: Duncan and I are supposed to fight like in two days.
  • Duck: Yes, Diesel. Duncan has to beat you up.
  • Diesel: AAAAAAHH!!! Duncan's gonna beat me up???!!! Ooooohhh, bother!
  • Duck: Yes, he has to beat you up tomorrow.
  • Narrator: And he puffed away, leaving Diesel
  • Diesel: (upset) OOOHHH, DUCK'S RIGHT!!! DUNCAN'S GONNA BEAT ME UP! When I hurt Duncan, it's gonna be on YOUR WHISTLE! (sobs helplessly) WHY?!?!?!
  • Narrator: The next day, Diesel was shunting trucks, when James arrived.
  • James : What happened to you, Diesel.
  • Diesel: Duncan's gonna beat me up!
  • James: Yes, he will.
  • Diesel: (gasps) That's it! (thinking) I have to get suspension fast!
  • Narrator: And Diesel shunted trucks and pushed them into a siding there Duck was there.
  • Duck: Hello, bro. What's up?
  • Narrator: But Diesel pushed the trucks into the pit. Duck was cross.
  • Duck: Diesel, did you push some trucks into a pit?
  • Diesel: (nerviously)
  • Narrator: Diesel and Duncan were about to start for a fight)
  • Duncan: You're a scrap iron diesel!
  • Diesel: Oh, yeah!
  • Duncan: It's time for a start! (laughs)
  • Narrator: Diesel and Duncan started to fight. (The Super Smash Bros Melee theme song is played during the battle) Diesel switched the points, which deverted Duncan into an siding and straight into a giant pit. Then, Duncan saw Diesel crashing into some trucks. Then, Diesel pushed some trucks into Duncan, who was at the level crossing. Then, Duncan pushed some trucks into Diesel's trucks. Then, Diesel deverted Duncan into a siding and into a canal. Then, Duncan and Diesel saw a viaduct that Standared Gauge and Narrow Gauge engines crossed, so Duncan made Diesel fall off the viaduct and into a barge. Then, Duncan diverted Diesel into a ditch. Then, he made Diesel run into an siding and crash into the back of the shed. Then, Duncan made Diesel tumble into a field. First, Diesel hit a pile of hay. Then, he hit a pair of tires. And then, he crashed into a farmer's shed, and came out of it. Diesel lost a tooth.
  • Duncan: (laughs) I'm finished!
  • Diesel: (sniffs, demoralized) My devious life is ruined!
  • Narrator: And Diesel began to sob. Soon, Thomas, Duck, Diesel and Duncan were at the Crovan Yard.
  • Mr.steve: Sir, Mr. Percival, Diesel and Duncan are done fighting!
  • Duck: You both have to punish them for something.
  • The Fat Controller: Yes, we will.
  • Mr. Percival: Thanks.
  • Duck: You will punish both Duncan and Diesel.
  • Narrator: And so, Sir Topham Hatt and Mr. Percival were very cross with Duncan and Diesel.
  • The Fat Controller: Duncan and Diesel, you made a bad fight!
  • Mr. Percival: You're both mean to yourselves!
  • The Fat Controller: As punishment, you will stay at the Crovan Shed, for the next two months!
  • Diesel: Two months?! You can't be serious!
  • Mr. Percival: Yes, we are!
  • The Fat Controller: That's what you get to be mean to yourselves. You are suspended from pulling trains!
  • Mr.steve: (laughing) Duncan and Diesel are in trouble now.
  • Duck: It's sure it is, Thomas. (they both laugh)
  • Duncan: (demoralized) It's true, Diesel.
  • Diesel: (demoralized) Yes, it is, Duncan. (begin to sob. Cut to Diesel and Duncan, who are at the shed)
  • Diesel: Oh, sir. Tell us how long is it being. what if we can pull trains again. It feels like it's being ages.
  • The Fat Controller: (still angry) It is still two months!
  • Diesel: Two months?! Oooooohhh!!!
  • Narrator: Diesel and Duncan learned not to bully themselves again. I hope they learned their lesson, don't you.

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