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[edit] The Begining
The beginging of EJ is an interesting one. Approx. in 1986 an intergalactic society decided that the world would go into a deep depth of darkness. So, they referred to ancient writings that was a list of all people who were "abducted" and either the E or J gene spliced into their DNA.
They studied all subjects on the list to find the most compatible pair; one with the E gene, one with the J gene. Their final decision was Brad Pinklebottom and Carol Glaxor. They each had the recessive genes necessary to create an EJ. But, as with all things, there was a risk. If only one gene is passed on, the child is imbalanced and is likely to die.
And so in 1993, the first EJ was born in many years. As with the invention of drugs in the sixties on made everything seem better than it really was. He was first named the traditional Earl Jasper. A combination of the forefathers whom passed on the lineage. But, the name was passed on through the galaxy and became the obsession of a race called the Aves. Angered that their presumably advanced race wasn't chosen pushed them too far and they set out to destroy this EJ to force the next EJ to be an Ave.
So, his name was temporarily altered to EJ for his protection. Only in 2007 was it changed to Earl in certain situations to add a sense of respect.
[edit] Mental
The mind of the EJ is one that has baffled intergalactic scientist for his entire life. His brain ages far faster than his body, resulting in odd imbalance. Imagine being in your thirties and having the body of a teenager. The mental imbalance alone is one of the few risks of being the EJ. He will touch all things he meets in one way or another. Not in a a weird way just in the sense he will either make you or destroy you. He does this because he has a higher knowledge of things and can see people who can change the world.
There is often a time where the EJ is less of a weight on a scale of good and evil. Sometimes he is a sponge. Absorbing the darkness of the world and slowly digesting it while feeling every bad thing that enters his body. Resulting in emotional turmoil. Although, this allows him to be exceptionally empathetic.
Lately EJ has developed a second personality. Not at all like multiple personality disorder, but rather another EJ to bounce ideas and talk to. Everyone does this but EJ takes it to another level. Have you ever said, "Why did you do this" and then answer yourself? That is exactly what EJ is doing but more advanced. Although, the other EJ is a bit more evil than the real one. When alone, the two EJs can often be seen fighting each other verbally. But not all is wrong with this arrangement. The evil EJ can push the real one to do better, run faster and take what is rightfully his.
[edit] Biology
The EJ's unique body is another drawback. To balance his advanced knowledge of the universe and all things of, he lacks an average body. His physical health is slightly below the normal muscle mass added to the body during puberty. Leaving his body weak to most forms of physical harm. Although his higher state of mind allows him to reach a brief peak of cosmic energy and become a feral animal capable of more than adrenaline alone.
When this state occurs, his power has no human match and cannot be explained by Earth's current medical experience. Some believe that his DNA is closer to that of an animal as animals have a greater feeling of their environment. Others are strong believers that his blood is similar to the blood coursing through the veins of the Risers(see Risers).
He also has the flexibility to exhibit great control over his entire body. Resulting in greater dancing ability than someone of his stature and strength. But all is not good. The DNA that makes the EJ is very violatile. It is believed by some EJologists that the EJ may at one point explode like a bomb the universe has never seen before. They think this event will occur not for a long time, but only that it will happen. The idea first arose when they realized that every EJ before this was created for a strict purpose and to complete a mission. But with all the trouble in the world, it was certain that something would happen. So the latest EJ was created as a failsafe for any number of things that could happen.
In fact, the current EJ is the longest lasting EJ in history.
[edit] Species
Aves
The Aves are a species that inhabit the exact opposite coordinates from the center of The Milky Way galaxy. They were first recorded when they assaulted the then solid planet of Jupiter. They were the first seen to use a technology named C.M.T., or Complete Matter Transformation. The Aves used the weapon and transformed Jupiter into a gas giant which some believe is the reason life started on Earth at all.
They are the race that has been after the EJ's since they were started. Often stopped by another being or the EJ itself, they have never captured one. Once an EJ was an Ave; this is the reason we have some of our technology today. But it came at a high price, the Aves loved being the species that had the EJ. Ever since then they have hungered to be in control of the power.
If, by an off chance, they can capture and kill the EJ, they will force the hand of fate and will push the EJ to be one of their own.
Risers
They are the species that originally began the EJ program. When the universe was a dark and dank place. Battle lines were drawn by no one and it was every being for itself. The Risers pulled together and created a plan to balance out the universe. One, named K'linor(kay-lin-or) spoke of a being he was told of as a child. A being that could potentially bring the universe from its pit.
They franticly began to build, from scratch, a genetic strand that would solve the problem. In a lab underground they fused the E and J RNA to create the first EJ. at first it was too powerful and imploded into its own black hole. After running more tests and weakening the formula, they tried again. This EJ was the height of EJtasticness. It followed its pre-programmed instructions and imploded. Thereby sacrificing itself and a good portion of the darkness in the universe. But the Risers realized that the formula was too powerful and separated the two strands of RNA into two facilities to be used when needed.
Eventually dying from all records, the Risers left their legacy in the EJs. No one knows if they are still alive or long gone. It is widely accepted although, that they are dead. And the creation of EJ's and related paraphenila are left to the underground society known only as the Computer Masons.
[edit] Myths?
Because of his higher sense of things, EJ knows the reasons behind things such as "why watermelons are red" or "did the Earth used to be flat". But other myths have been spread and started by do-gooders and the Aves. For example, there is a myth that EJ is the reason for the Grand Canyon. Indeed this is true. His first encounter with an Ave resulted in plenty of explosions and lots of fist flurry.
Whenever one would hit the other the receiver would slide back, making a deep tread in the ground. Eventually the treads got so deep that people now ride donkeys in the skid marks. But is he credited for his "natural" marvel of nature? No, it is credited to the Colorado River.
[edit] Dictionary
There is a small and readily growing list of words that pertain to EJ. Often called an EJonary, it is compiled of years of work to make words that can explain things not easily explained.
EJtasitc-(adj) fantastic; better than fantastic.
EJology-(n) the study of EJ and all things of
EJ zone-(n) an area bought by EJ during the Great Depression where the only limits are EJ's imagination; located in Kansas
EJarbon-(n) the chemical element that makes up all things EJ; often called, "the missing element"
EJarchy-(n) a government where powers are distributed by EJ
Even though these are only a few examples, there is a larger number hiding underground.
