EVIL Boys is a YTV Spoof to the Phineas and Ferb song of the same name. It is covered by Jordin Hanson as Candace Flynn, with Miss Patricia Haruna as Linda Flynn, and Miss Yvette Woodgrove, as they mention Ash and Nate's antics.
- Jordin Hanson as Candace Flynn (Bryn McAuley) (Ron Pardo, in a deep voice)
- Miss Patricia Haruna as Linda Flynn (Nadine Rabinovitch)
- Miss Yvette Woodgrove as Vivian Garcia-Shapiro (Cheryl McMaster)
- (We open this music video with Dan Kuso narrating it)
- Dan: And now, it's time for Disney songs on YTV, the part of the show where my friends and I come out and sing a Disney song. We find an allergic Jordin as she prepares for her hit song ever: EVIL Boys.
- Jordin: Psst! Mom!
- Miss Haruna: Jordin, have you been near the wild parsnips again?
- Jordin: Yes, but you got to see what Ash and Nate are doing.
- Miss Haruna: What is it now?
- Jordin: Those boys are always up to something And it's bringing me to tears, Cause just before you get home It always just magically disappears. Those boys are evil. But before you get home they somehow always clean up the mess.
- Miss Woodgrove: Testify, Jordin, testify!
- Jordin: Those boys are evil, Let me spell it out for you mom. E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S. They build a roller coaster, And a beach in the backyard, drove cattle through the city, and messed up the boulevard. They took me back in time when we went to the museum. They built 50-foot treehouse robots, but still you didn't see 'em. Those boys are evil. Their crazy shenanigans, cause me all kinds of distress. Those boys are evil. Sing it with me, E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S. I know you think they're saints But Mom, I'm here to tell Those B-O-Y-S, they're just E-V-I-L. Those boys are evil! They're making me feel like my head's in a hydraulic press! And that don't feel too good! Those boys are evil! Everybody! E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S! That's what I'm talking about! E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S! That's right those boys are... Evil little boys!
- (EVIL Boys ends)
- Dan: This has been Disney songs on YTV, tune in next time for more hits!