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  • Storyteller: One day, Elroy and his parents went to a backpack store. When he saw a 2006 Star Wars Yoda backpack, then it happened.
  • Elroy: Can I have this, Mom?
  • Jane: No, son. You have many backpacks at home.
  • George: And besides, backpacks cost money.
  • Elroy: Oh! (starts crying) WAAAH! (whistles) TAXI!
  • (a loud crash is heard)
  • Elroy: Excuse me, Mister!
  • Taxi Driver: Yes, Elroy?
  • Elroy: I want that Yoda backpack now!
  • Taxi Driver: Maybe tomorrow!
  • Elroy: Can I sit on that seat?
  • Taxi Driver: Yes, Elroy!
  • Elroy: HOORAY!!!
  • Storyteller: 3 hours later, Elroy is sleeping in outer space on a taxi. Suddenly, Elroy woke up!
  • Elroy: (gasps) What was that?!
  • Taxi Driver: It was a rocket.
  • Elroy: A what!?
  • Taxi Driver: A rocket!
  • Elroy: Can I take a ride on that rocket?
  • Taxi Driver: Yes!
  • Elroy: HOORAY!!!!!
  • Rocket Driver: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! BLAST OFF!!!
  • Storyteller: The rocket was taking off!
  • Elroy: Wow! This is great!! Can I eat some snacks?
  • Rocket Driver: No, Mr. Elroy. You can't eat snacks in the rocket.
  • Elroy: But...but...getting sick! (throws up) I WANNA EAT!!!
  • Rocket Driver: ALL YOU WANT REALLY IS THE BIGGEST SPANKING WHEN WE GET HOME!
  • Elroy: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (throws up)
  • Storyteller: And so, Elroy is locked in his room again, he was still throwing up.
  • Elroy: (throws up) NOW IT'S TOO LATE TO BUY THAT 2006 STAR WARS YODA BACKPACK AND EAT SOME SNACKS ON THAT ROCKET!!! (throws up)
  • Judy: What's the matter, Elroy?
  • Elroy: My parents can't drag me out of the store and the rocket!! (throws up)
  • Judy: So then, you can talk to your friends 4 months.
  • Elroy: NO! NOT 4 MONTHS!
  • Judy: Yes! 4 months!
  • Storyteller: At the end of the story, Elroy and Judy were playing outside all day! Don't you?

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