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Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Sheen. The part of the show where Sheen comes out and sings, a silly song. We join Sheen as he follows the tragic saga of Patsy Smiles in the day time drama, Endangered Love.

Sheen: Patsy Smiles.

Backup Singers: Smiles, smiles.

Sheen: You are the one for me.

Backup Singers: One for me, one for me.

Sheen: Sent from up above.

Backup Singers: Up above, up above.

Sheen: You are the one I love.

Backup Singers: Patsy, oh Patsy.

Lazlo: Please don't cry Patsy. You're a nice mongoose. You've been so good to me. But I must go into the world and do noble things for the good of all, and you can't come because you don't speak French. Au revoir!

Patsy: But if you leave, Lazlo. Who will take me to the ball? Who's going to take me to the ball, Lazlo? I have a new dress and shoes, and new mongoose lipstick! Who will take me to the ball?

Sheen: (Jumps off couch) I'll take you to the ball, Patsy Smiles!

Patsy: Please don't go.

Lazlo: I must.

Patsy: Don't go.

Lazlo: I must.

Patsy: Don't.

Lazlo: Must!

Patsy: Don't, don't!

Lazlo: Must, must!

Sheen: Patsy Smiles.

Backup Singers: Smiles, smiles.

Sheen: You are the one for me.

Backup Singers: One for me, one for me.

Sheen: Sent from up above.

Backup Singers: mongoose from heaven.

Sheen: You are the one I love.

(Sheen dances the tango with his stuffed Patsy Smiles)

Sheen: Patsy Smiles.

Backup Singers: Smiles, smiles.

Sheen: I'll be your mon ami.

Backup Singers: Mon ami, mon ami.

Sheen: I'll take you to the ball.

Backup Singers: To the ball, to the ball.

Sheen: I hope you're not too tall.

Backup Singers: Or we'll have trouble dancing.

Patsy: Lazlo, I've learned French.

Lazlo: You have?

Patsy: Mais oui, je suis manatee. See?

Lazlo: Oui, oui, mon amie. I always knew you could. I really hoped you would. Now can we go into the world and do noble things for the good of all?

Patsy: Yes. But first, Lazlo. Will you take me to the ball? Oh, Lazlo. Will you take me to the ball?

Lazlo: I can't dance.

Patsy: You can't?

Lazlo: No.

Patsy: I must go!

Lazlo: Please don't go.

Patsy: I must.

Lazlo: Don't go.

Patsy: I must.

Lazlo: Don't.

Patsy: Must!

Lazlo: Don't, don't!

Patsy: Must, must!

Sheen: Patsy Smiles.

Backup Singers: Smiles, smiles.

Sheen: You are the one-

(Sheen Estevez is interrupted by Jimmy Neutron opening the door.)

Jimmy: Sheen, what are you doing?

Sheen: Just, watching a little TV, Jimmy.

Jimmy: Well, maybe you should read a book.

Sheen: Yeah. Okay.

Narrator: This has been Silly Songs with Sheen. Tune in next time to hear Lazlo say:

Lazlo: Oh, Patsy! I’ve learned to dance!

Patsy: Oh, Lazlo.

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