Erik was born on April 29, 1989.


Gabby: Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr, it hurts so bad!

Paul: What's wrong, Gabby?

Gabby: My stomach's too big.

Paul: Cheer up, buttercup. I'll take you to the hospital.

[at hospital...]

Paul: Something see you, doctor?

Doctor: Yes. Okay, Gabby. Push, push, push. [finally, the baby pops out of Gabby's stomach] Congrats, Gabby! It's a girl. So, Paul, what's the baby girl's name?

Paul: Erik.

Gabby: What a small name for such a baby girl. [chuckles]

[age 1]

Paul: Happy birthday, Erik. You're finally a year old. Enjoy this lovely cake.

Erik: [gasps] Cake! [takes a bite of the cake]

Paul: My daughter has said her first word! [chuckles]

Erik: I love cake! [giggles]

[age 2]

Paul: Enjoy Christmas in 1991! Say hi to camera, Erik.

Erik: Hello, world! I want my presents now! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

Paul: Whoa, kid. Stop crying. You're bothering my ears.

Gabby: Merry Christmas! [chuckles]

[age 3]

Gabby: Let's go to school, you little monkey.

[at school...]

Mr. Simon: Okay, class. Today we'll use division. Erik, what's four divided by two?

Erik: It was two.

Mr. Simon: Nice job!

[at home...]

Gabby: How was school, Erik?

Erik: Great. [yawns]

Gabby: My, you're getting sleepy.

[age 6]

[Gabby is going to get plastic surgery]

Gabby: I've never changed my look in 600 days.

Doctor: The doctor is here.

Gabby: You look like my cousin Homer and the German librarian.

Doctor: I know. But all right then, let's begin.

[two hours later...]

Gabby: How do I look?

Erik: You're cute, mom.

Gabby: Thanks, Erik.

[age 9]

[Erik runs away from home for the first time]

Erik: I'm going. Bye-bye...

Paul: Erik, come back. [puts his daughter back to the house]

[age 23]

[Erik gets grounded today]

Paul: Go to bed now!


Air Date

September 30, 2012

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