Erik was born on April 29, 1989.
Gabby: Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr, it hurts so bad!
Paul: What's wrong, Gabby?
Gabby: My stomach's too big.
Paul: Cheer up, buttercup. I'll take you to the hospital.
Paul: Something see you, doctor?
Doctor: Yes. Okay, Gabby. Push, push, push. [finally, the baby pops out of Gabby's stomach] Congrats, Gabby! It's a girl. So, Paul, what's the baby girl's name?
Gabby: What a small name for such a baby girl. [chuckles]
Paul: Happy birthday, Erik. You're finally a year old. Enjoy this lovely cake.
Erik: [gasps] Cake! [takes a bite of the cake]
Paul: My daughter has said her first word! [chuckles]
Erik: I love cake! [giggles]
Paul: Enjoy Christmas in 1991! Say hi to camera, Erik.
Erik: Hello, world! I want my presents now! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Paul: Whoa, kid. Stop crying. You're bothering my ears.
Gabby: Merry Christmas! [chuckles]
Gabby: Let's go to school, you little monkey.
Mr. Simon: Okay, class. Today we'll use division. Erik, what's four divided by two?
Erik: It was two.
Mr. Simon: Nice job!
Gabby: How was school, Erik?
Erik: Great. [yawns]
Gabby: My, you're getting sleepy.
[Gabby is going to get plastic surgery]
Gabby: I've never changed my look in 600 days.
Doctor: The doctor is here.
Gabby: You look like my cousin Homer and the German librarian.
Doctor: I know. But all right then, let's begin.
[two hours later...]
Gabby: How do I look?
Erik: You're cute, mom.
Gabby: Thanks, Erik.
[Erik runs away from home for the first time]
Erik: I'm going. Bye-bye...
Paul: Erik, come back. [puts his daughter back to the house]
[Erik gets grounded today]
Paul: Go to bed now!
September 30, 2012