Everybody Loves Rayman is the MAD sketch episode.



  • Rayman
  • Globox
  • Betilla
  • Mr. Dark
  • Rabbids
  • Humans Mom and Dad
  • Teensies


  • (Scene begins at the end of Rayman Origins.)
  • Mr. Dark: HAHA! Rayman, you'll never defeat me and save Betilla! This dreaming world is doomed!
  • POW!!!
  • Mr. Dark: NOOO! How could I have forseen you do the only things you do?!
  • Betilla: Rayman, you did it! You beat the game!
  • Globox: I helped too.
  • Betilla: Oh, and Globox. Do me a favor and don't look at me. OK?
  • Globox: Everybody loves Rayman.
  • (Title card: Everybody Loves Rayman)
  • Mom: We're here. Where's my darling boy? And Betilla, too, I guess.
  • Betilla: Rayman! I did not agree to let your parents stay with us!
  • Rayman: AWWWWWW... Come on!
  • Mom: We'll take care of making our beds. We know how over-worked you are... I mean, look at you.
  • Betilla: Do they really HAVE to stay here?
  • Rayman: Awwwwwwwwwww....yeah! Their house is being fumigated for Raving Rabbids.
  • (Switches scenes to a circus tent with 2 Rabbids jumping on it and 2 on the ground 1 slapping a man with a feather duster and the other on a man's back slapping him with a fly swatter.)
  • Man: Help! Help! Man down! Man down!
  • Betilla: Kids! Breakfast is ready!
  • (Two Teensies sit at the table.)
  • Mom: Hmm, interesting. But I thought since you used magic the toast wouldn't be burnt.
  • Betilla: Give me some credit, I conjured it up from thin air!
  • Mom: You're right. Maybe magic toast is supposed to be burnt.
  • Dad: And the eggs are magic too.
  • Betilla: THAT IS IT! (walks angily away and then drags Rayman) You have to tell your parents to leave!
  • Rayman: Awwwwwwwww, but I don't wanna! Mom, Dad...... you gotta goooooooo.
  • Mom: You'd throw your own parents out? What kind of son are you?
  • Rayman: Awwwwwwwww come ooooooooooonnn!
  • Betilla: You might not have arms, legs or a neck, but at least act like you have a spine!
  • Betilla: Those weren't even words!
  • (Rayman helicopters away)
  • Betilla: Don't you helicopter away when I'm speaking to you!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Rayman: Hey bro, what are you doing here?
  • Globox: I just came to sit around, watch TV and you know, bask in your shadow.
  • Rayman: Well... it's kinda crowded right now 'cause mom and dad are staying here.
  • Globox: I know. I brought some stuff they left at their house. Look! They forgot there were Rabbids!
  • Rayman: Awwwww, you Rabbids! You stole my franchise, now you've wrecked my house!
  • (Rayman beats up Rabbids)
  • Rayman: *pant* *pant* *pant*
  • Rayman: Awww, but Globox and Rabbids and OOAWWOOOOOOOOOO!
  • Rabbid: Seriously dude. No one can understand you.
  • Globox: Nobody understands Rayman.
  • (Segment ends)


  • Rayman isn't allowed to have the human parents, because he was created by Betilla.


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