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Everybody Wants To Be A Kid is a Netflix Spoof to Everybody Wants To Be A Cat. It is a Kids' WB! themed title starring Ash Ketchum as Thomas O'Malley, Sakura Avalon as Duchess, Mary Ketchum as Marie, Tooty The Elephant as Toulouse, and Flint Hammerhead as Berlioz. Among the cast are Joe as Scat Cat, Chopper as Billy Boss, Seymour as Shun Gon, Mandi as Hit Cat, and Todd Snap as Peppo Cat.

Plot

  • Arriving at the convention center for a party, Ash presents Sakura, Mary, Tooty, and Flint to his new band members, Joe, Chopper, Seymour, Mandi, and Todd Snap. Together they sing Everybody Wants To Be A Kid. After it finishes, Wilhomena and Steven arrive and congratulate Ash.

Cast

  1. Ash Ketchum (Veronica Taylor)
  2. Sakura Avalon (Carly McKillip)
  3. Mary (Kerry Williams)
  4. Tooty The Elephant (Lainie Fraiser)
  5. Flint Hammerhead (R. Martin Klein)
  6. Joe (Kayzie Rogers)
  7. Chopper (Matthew Mitler)
  8. Seymour (Maddie Blaustein)
  9. Mandi (Ted Lewis)
  10. Todd Snap (Jimmy Zoppi)

Transcript and Lyrics

  • (We open this music video with Lexi Bunny announcing it)
  • Lexi: And now, it's time for Disney Songs on Kids' WB!, the part of the show where Ash and his friends come out and sing a Disney song. It is a beautiful night at the convention center, and Ash has taken Sakura, Mary, Tooty and Flint to meet his Kanto friends.
  • Ash: Here we are.
  • Sakura: Interesting.
  • Mary: You're lucky, big brother!
  • Tooty: I just can't wait.
  • Flint: Me too.
  • (Joe, Chopper, Seymour, Mandi and Snap arrive)
  • Joe: Hey, guys.
  • Chopper: Good to see you.
  • Ash: Well, it's been many years.
  • Seymour: You belonged to a new family.
  • Mandi: It's astounding!
  • Snap: We'll take a photo after our song.
  • Sakura: Cool!
  • Joe: Well, Miss Avalon, let me elucidate here.
  • (He performs Everybody Wants To Be A Kid, as his Kanto friends groove along)
  • Joe: Everybody wants to be a kid Because a kid's the only kid Who knows where it's at.
  • Ash: Tell me! Everybody's pickin' up on that feline beat 'Cause everything else is obsolete.
  • Joe: Strickly high button shoes!
  • Ash: A square with a horn Makes you wish you weren't born.
  • Joe: Every time he plays.
  • Ash: But, with a square in the act You can set music back.
  • Joe: To the caveman days Cha cha ba dum bo day.
  • Ash: I've heard some corny birds Who tried to sing.
  • Joe: But still a kid's the only kid Who knows how to swing.
  • Chopper: Who wants to dig a long-haired gig Or stuff like that...
  • Ash and Joe: ...When everybody wants to be a kid? A square with a horn Makes you wish you weren't born Every time he plays.
  • Ash: Oh a rinky tinky tinky.
  • Ash and Joe: With a square in the act You can set music back To the caveman days.
  • Mary: Oh a rinky tinky tinky.
  • Ash, Joe and Mary: Yes, everybody wants to be a kid Because a kid's the only kid Who knows where it's at While playin' jazz You always has a welcome mat 'Cause everybody digs a swinging kid.
  • Seymour: Oh boy fellas, lets rock this joint!
  • Chopper: Ha ha groovy kids!
  • Seymour: Shanghai, Honk Kong, Egg Foo Yong Fortune cookie always wrong That's a hot one!
  • Ash: How about you and me, Sakura?
  • Sakura: Yes, let's swing it, Ash.
  • (Ash and Sakura start dancing)
  • Tooty: Groovy, Sakura, groovy!
  • Joe (giving trumpet to Flint): Blow it, small fry. Blow it.
  • (Flint blows a trumpet)
  • (Sakura plays a harp)
  • Joe: Hmm.
  • Ash: Beautiful.
  • Sakura: If you want to turn me on, Play your horn don't spare the tone, and blow a little soul into the tune.
  • Ash: Let's take it to another key.
  • Joe: Modulate, and wait for me I'll take a few ad-libs and pretty soon...
  • Ash: The other kids will all commence Congregatin' on the fence Underneath the alley's only light.
  • (Harp begins)
  • Sakura: Where every note is out of sight.
  • (Jazz music begins again)
  • All: Everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be a kid!
  • Joe: Hallelujah!
  • All: Everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be a kid! Everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be a kid! Everybody, everybody, everybody now.
  • (Everybody Wants To Be A Kid ends)
  • Ash:

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