Everybody Wants To Be A Kid is a YTV Spoof to Everybody Wants To Be A Cat. It stars Delia Ketchum as Duchess, Aidan Avalon as Thomas O'Malley, Mel Szyslak as Marie, Ash Ketchum as Berlioz, Peter Shepherd as Toulouse, Mr. Fowley Fastback as Scat Cat, Jackie Chan as Shun Gon, Virgil Hawkins as Hit Cat, Scott Summers as Peppo, and Terry McGinnis as Billy Boss.


  • Arriving at a community center, Delia gets an invitation from Mr. Fastback and The Teenage Beaters, as they all dig in to Everyone Wants To Be A Kid. After the song ends, Ash is suddenly confronted by Heather Hogwarsh, Lexi Bunny, Senora Zapata, Zuzu Boyle, Anna Marie "Rogue" D'Ancanto and Alexandra Cabot, who try to accuse him of dancing inappropriately, but Miss Mackenzie, Miss Woodgrove, Miss Haruna and Miss Mason appear and remind them to get to bed, because it is 3:00 AM.


  1. Delia Ketchum (Sarah Natochenny)
  2. Aidan Avalon (Brain Drummond)
  3. Mel Szyslak (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  4. Ash Ketchum (Sarah Natochenny)
  5. Peter Shepherd (Ashley Johnson)
  6. Mr. Fowley Fastback (Bob Papernbrook)
  7. Jackie Chan (James Sie)
  8. Virgil Hawkins (Phil LaMarr)
  9. Scott Summers (Kirby Morrow)
  10. Terry McGinnis (Will Friedle)
  11. Heather Hogwarsh (Laura Summer)
  12. Lexi Bunny (Jessica DiCicco)
  13. Senora Zapata (Carla Jimenez)
  14. Zuzu Boyle (Emily Jenness)
  15. Anna Marie "Rogue' D'Ancanto (Meghan Black)
  16. Alexandra Cabot (Jennifer Hale)
  17. Miss Layla Mackenzie (Linda Rae)
  18. Miss Yvette Woodgrove (Cheryl McMaster)
  19. Miss Patricia Haruna (Nadine Rabinovitch)
  20. Miss Sabrina Mason (Mary Elizabeth McGlynn)

Transcript and Lyrics

  • (We open this music video with Susie Feeble narrating it)
  • Susie Feeble: And now, it's time for Disney Songs on YTV, the part of the show where my friends and I come out and sing a Disney Song. We join Delia and Aidan, as they guide Mel, Ash, and Peter to the community center for a party.
  • Delia: Here we are.
  • Aidan: The community center, home to the music.
  • Mel: Wow!
  • Ash: That's great!
  • Peter: Look, we've got company!
  • (It was Mr. Fastback and his teenage companions)
  • Mr. Fastback: Well, Mrs. Ketchum and Mr. Avalon, let me elucidate here. Hit it, boys!
  • (The song Everyone Wants To Be A Kid plays)
  • Mr. Fastback: Everybody wants to be a kid. Because a kid's the only kid Who knows where it's at.
  • Aidan: Tell me! Everybody's pickin' up on that feline beat 'Cause everything else is obsolete.
  • Mr. Fastback: Strickly high button shoes!
  • Aidan: A square with a horn Makes you wish you weren't born.
  • Mr. Fastback: Every time he plays.
  • Aidan: But, with a square in the act You can set music back.
  • Mr. Fastback: To the caveman days Cha cha ba dum bo day.
  • Aidan: I've heard some corny birds Who tried to sing.
  • Mr. Fastback: But still a kid's the only kid Who knows how to swing.
  • Terry: Who wants to dig a long-haired gig Or stuff like that...
  • Aidan and Mr. Fastback: ...When everybody wants to be a kid? A square with a horn Makes you wish you weren't born Every time he plays.
  • Aidan: Oh a rinky tinky tinky.
  • Aidan and Mr. Fastback: With a square in the act You can set music back To the caveman days.
  • Mel: Oh a rinky tinky tinky.
  • Aidan, Mr. Fastback and Mel: Yes, everybody wants to be a kid Because a kid's the only kid Who knows where it's at While playin' jazz You always has a welcome mat 'Cause everybody digs a swinging kid.
  • Jackie: Oh boy fellas, lets rock this joint!
  • Terry: Ha ha groovy kids!
  • Jackie: Shanghai, Honk Kong, Egg Foo Yong Fortune cookie always wrong That's a hot one!
  • Aidan: How about you and me, Delia?
  • Delia: Yes, let's swing it, Aidan.
  • (Aidan and Delia start to dance)
  • Peter: Groovy, Delia, groovy!
  • Mr. Fastback (giving trumpet to Flint): Blow it, small fry. Blow it.
  • (Ash blows a trumpet)
  • (Delia plays a harp)
  • Mr. Fastback: Hmm.
  • Aidan: Beautiful.
  • Delia: If you want to turn me on, Play your horn don't spare the tone, and blow a little soul into the tune.
  • Aidan: Let's take it to another key.
  • Mr. Fastback: Modulate, and wait for me I'll take a few ad-libs and pretty soon...
  • Aidan: The other kids will all commence Congregatin' on the fence Underneath the alley's only light.
  • (Harp begins)
  • Delia: Where every note is out of sight.
  • (Jazz music begins again)
  • All: Everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be a kid!
  • Mr. Fastback: Hallelujah!
  • All: Everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be a kid! Everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be a kid! Everybody, everybody, everybody now.
  • (Everybody Wants To Be A Kid ends as
  • Miss Mackenzie:

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