• Barney (from Barney and Friends) as Telly Monster
  • Dr. Doofenshmirtz (from Phineas and Ferb) as Oscar the Grouch
  • Swiper (from Dora the Explorer), Cedric the Sorcerer (from Sofia the First), Sheldon J. Plankton (from SpongeBob SquarePants) and Captain Hook (from Jake and the Never Land Pirates) as Four Grouches Named Moe


Barney: Doofenshmirtz! Oh, Doofenshmirtz! Hello, Doofenshmirtz! I've got some news for you. Hey, Doofenshmirtz! Hey, Doofenshmirtz! Hey.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Yes. I've got some news for you. Scram.

Barney: Doofenshmirtz, I'm starting a singing group and I want you, my good friend, to be in it.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Oh, what singing group?

Barney: "Barney and the Dinosaurs". Come on, Doofenshmirtz, we'll wear sparkly outfits. We'll sing all over Sesame Street. No, no, all over the world and we'll sing all of my favorite dinosaur songs, like "Row, Row, Row Your Dinosaur", "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Dinosaur", "Old McDonald Had a Dinosaur". It'll be great.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Well, it sounded a little on the prehistory to me, Barney.

Barney: Will you do it, Doofenshmirtz? Barney and the Dinosaurs needs you.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Oh, gee, it's a hard offer to refuse, but no!

Barney: Aw, come on, Doofenshmirtz. Why won't you be in my group?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Why? Because I have my own group.

Barney: You've got a singing group?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Sure, it's called "Four Villains Named Moe and Doofenshmirtz".

Barney: "Four Villains Named Moe and Doofenshmirtz"?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: And here comes the Four Villains Named Moe now.

Cedric the Sorcerer: Hi, Doofenshmirtz.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Hey, Moe.

Sheldon J. Plankton: Hi.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Hi, Moe.

Swiper: Hi, Sam.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Hey, Moe.

Captain Hook: Hello.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Hey, Moe.

Barney: Hey, there are Four Villains Named Moe and Doofenshmirtz.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Okay, Four Villains Named Moe, let's practice our new song, "Big Bad Mess". Hit it!
(singing) Take out the garbage!

Swiper: Take out the trash!

Cedric the Sorcerer: Add some cornbeef.

Sheldon J. Plankton and Captain Hook: A tire and some hash.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Pour on some grease.

Swiper: And an old torn dress.

Cedric the Sorcerer: Now stir it all up until you got a...

Everyone: Big bad mess. Big mess.

Swiper: (scatting)

Everyone: Big bad mess.

Swiper: (scatting)

Everyone: Big mess.

Swiper: (scatting)

Everyone: Big bad mess.

Swiper: (scatting)

Cedric the Sorcerer: It's yucky. It's gooey.

Sheldon J. Plankton and Captain Hook: And sometimes very chewy.

Everyone: Big bad mess.

Swiper: What a mess.

Everyone: Big bad mess.

Swiper: Oh, what a mess.

Everyone: (scatting) Big bad mess.

Swiper: Hey, you wanna join our group?

Cedric the Sorcerer: Yeah, you can hit the garbage with a stick!

Sheldon J. Plankton: While we sing here.

Captain Hook: Yeah, then we can be "Four Villains Named Moe and Doofenshmirtz and a Dinosaur".

Barney: Oh, well, thanks, uh, Moe, Moe and Moe and...

Swiper: Moe.

Barney: Moe. But uh, I have a dream that I must follow. Somewhere, somehow, I will find singers to be in my group, "Barney and the Dinosaurs".

Swiper: There goes a dinosaur with a dream.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, okay, uh, Moe, uh, Moe, Moe and uh, uh, Moe. Uh, let's try it again, but with a little less harmony, huh? (singing) Take out the garbage!

Swiper: Take out the trash!

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