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Cast

  • Ziggy (from LazyTown) as Cookie Monster
  • Duke (from The Secret Life of Pets) as Ernie

Lyrics

(doorbell rings)

Duke: Hark, that must be the doorbell. I invited Ziggy to come over and have breakfast with me and that's probably him. Come in!

Ziggy: Good morning, Duke!

Duke: Oh, good morning, Ziggy! Are you ready for breakfast?

Ziggy: Yeah! Me ready!

Duke: Oh, good! Hey, you know, there's only one thing. I forgot to ask you what you would like for breakfast. And I have all the stuff laid out here, so I'll fix anything you'd like for breakfast. What would you like?

Ziggy: Well, Duke. There, there's only one real thing me had for breakfast. Only one kind of a thing me ever had.

Duke: Oh, really? What's that?

Ziggy: Me want a soft (Duke: Yeah?) boiled cookie (Duke: Cookie?)
And a glass of cookie juice on the side
Or for a change one morning
Me will have cookies scrambled or fried (Duke: Fried cookies?)

It isn't hard each morning
To keep me satisfied
Just give me a soft-boiled cookie
And a glass of cookie juice on the side


Duke: Gee, is that all you ever eat for breakfast?

Ziggy: Sure, Duke, doesn't everybody?

Duke: Well, no, I eat all kinds of different things for breakfast.

Ziggy: You do?

Duke: (spoken) Well, sure.
(singing) Sometimes I have a bowl of some crunchy cereal
I'd even have some orange juice too
On other days my favorite is boiled eggs and toast
And sometimes a stack of pancakes is the breakfast I love most

I'd drink a glass of milk or a cup of cocoa
Or even have a cup of tea
So many things a fella can eat for breakfast
That's why breakfast is so much fun for me


Ziggy: Duke, me not like all those different things for breakfast.

Duke: Well, sure you would, Ziggy. You just oughta try them sometime.

Ziggy: (spoken) No, thank you. Me stick to best breakfast of all. Aha!
(singing) Me want a soft boiled cookie
And a glass of cookie juice on the side
Or for a change one morning
Me will have cookies scrambled or fried

It isn't hard each morning
To keep me satisfied
Just give me a soft-boiled cookie
And a glass of cookie juice on the side


Duke: (singing) Sometimes I have a bowl of some crunchy cereal
I'd even have some orange juice too
On other days my favorite is boiled eggs and toast
And sometimes a stack of pancakes is the breakfast I love most

I'd drink a glass of milk or a cup of cocoa
Or even have a cup of tea
So many things a fella can eat for breakfast
That's why breakfast is so much fun for me
(spoken) Well, I guess, Ziggy, it certainly seems like we do like different things for breakfast.


Ziggy: That's right, Duke. Boy.

Duke: But you know what? I'm fresh out of cookies.

Ziggy: Oh, Duke!

Duke: And I don't have any cookie juice either.

Ziggy: Oh!

Duke: But uh, I'll tell you what, Ziggy. See, look what I got here.

Ziggy: Yeah.

Duke: See? A nice, a nice group of fresh eggs right here.

Ziggy: Yeah.

Duke: And a frying pan. Now what do you say, Ziggy?

Ziggy: Oh, why not? Make nice change.

Duke: Oh, good!

Ziggy: Yeah, tell you what, we share. You take the eggs.

Duke: What?

Ziggy: And me take the frying pan. (he then eats the frying pan) Un num num num num

Duke: Oh, my!

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