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Cast

  • Floyd Pepper (from The Muppets) as Justin Bieber Muppet
  • Richard (from Peg + Cat) as Elmo
  • Pepe the King Prawn (from The Muppets) as Shrimp
  • Golias (from My Big, Big Friend) as Horatio the Elephant
  • Minnie Mouse (from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse) as Mouse
  • Splash the Orca Whale (from Beanie Babies) as Whale

Lyrics

Floyd Pepper and Richard: Measure, yeah, measure.

Floyd Pepper: See, I never thought
I could ever find out
just how big a king prawn could be.
But now I'm sure, and I don't have a doubt.
If you want to know the size, I hold the key.


Richard: Just how long of a time,
Floyd can tell you it all,
because he's got the right tool.
Got a ruler to measure, you see.


Floyd Pepper and Richard: I will measure.
I'll measure.

Richard: Use your eyes.

Floyd Pepper: Because station measuring is a cinch.

Richard: It's a size.

Floyd Pepper and Richard: I will measure.
I'll measure.

Floyd Pepper: This king prawn is one foot and one inch.

Pepe the King Prawn: Measure up, measure up, measure up, up, up, up, okay?

Floyd Pepper and Richard: Measure, yeah, measure.

Floyd Pepper: I thought that
I would ever tell you
just how much an elephant weights.
But now I hold the secret,
and you'll know it's true.
If you want to know the way,
I will amaze.


Richard: Just heavy or light,
Floyd will get it right.
He's not gonna fail,
because he's using a scale, you see.


Floyd Pepper and Richard: I will measure.
I'll measure.

Richard: 'Til the measuring's done.

Floyd Pepper: Until the measuring's done.

Richard: He will measure.

Floyd Pepper and Richard: I will measure.
I'll measure.

Floyd Pepper: This pachyderm weighs a ton.

Golias: Measure up, measure, measure, measure, up, up, up, up, up.

Floyd Pepper: Measure, yeah, measure.

Richard: Here we go.

Floyd Pepper: Sure you got this, bro?

Richard: Yeah, Floyd. Leave it to Richard.
(rapping) When Richard's in the kitchen cooking things up,
Richard measures with a spoon,
Richard measures with a cup.
When Richard needs to know
the height of something wood or brick,
Richard measures with some tape,
Richard measures with a stick.
To see what weighs more,
a mouse or a whale,
Richard measures with a balance,
Richard measures with a scale.
The whale weighs more,
yes, this is so.


Floyd Pepper: How do you know?

Richard: Richard measured it, yo.

Floyd Pepper and Richard: If you ever,
you ever...

Floyd Pepper: Need to find the size or the weight...

Richard: Measure up, measure, measure, measure up, measure up.

Floyd Pepper and Richard: You can measure.
You measure.

Floyd Pepper: Because measuring the stuff is great.

Richard: Measure up, measure, measure, measure up, measure up.

Floyd Pepper: And measure, yeah...

Floyd Pepper and Richard: Measure.

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