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Cast

  • Queen Miranda (from Sofia the First) as Jean Stapleton
  • Yogi Bear (from Yogi Bear) as Fozzie Bear
  • Scooby-Doo (from Scooby-Doo) as Rowlf the Dog
  • Prince James (from Sofia the First) as Floyd Pepper
  • Big Mouth (from Peg + Cat) as Animal
  • Garfield (from Garfield) as Zoot
  • Stacy Hirano (from Phineas and Ferb) as Trumpet Girl
  • Homestar Runner (from Homestar Runner) as Nigel the Conductor
  • Uniqua, Pablo, Tyrone, Austin, Tasha (from The Backyardigans), Muno, Foofa, Brobee, Toodee, Plex (from Yo Gabba Gabba!), Dog, Pig, Cat, Bear, Elephant (from Curious Buddies), Sheriff Callie, Deputy Peck, Toby, Priscilla Skunk (from Sheriff Callie's Wild West), Peep, Chirp, Quack (from Peep and the Big Wide World), Olie Polie, Zowie Polie, Mr. Percy Polie, Mrs. Polina Polie, Pappy Polie, Billy Bevel, Uncle Gizmo (from Rolie Polie Olie), Wubbzy, Widget, Walden (from Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!), Linny the Guinea Pig, Tuck Turtle, Ming-Ming Duckling (from Wonder Pets), Ryder, Chase, Marshall, Skye, Rocky, Rubble, Zuma, Robo-Dog, Everest (from PAW Patrol), Mr. Happy, Mr. Tickle, Mr. Bump, Mr. Strong, Little Miss Sunshine, Little Miss Chatterbox, Little Miss Calamity, Mr. Tall, Mr. Small, Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Persnickety, Mr. Nervous (from The Mr. Men Show), Mailbox, Mr. Salt, Mrs. Pepper, Paprika, Tickety Tock, Slippery Soap, Shovel, Pail, Sidetable Drawer (from Blue's Clues), Oswald (from Oswald), Tubb, Terence, Finbar, Winona, Reg, Amelia, Sploshy, Lawrence (from Rubbadubbers), Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, Po, Noo-Noo (from Teletubbies), Oobi, Uma, Kako, Grampu (from Oobi), Kion, Bunga, Beshte, Fuli and Ono (from The Lion Guard) as The Audience
  • SpongeBob SquarePants (from SpongeBob SquarePants) as Kermit the Frog
  • Telly Monster (from Sesame Street) as Statler
  • Baby Bear (from Sesame Street) as Waldorf

Lyrics

SpongeBob SquarePants: And now, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for our special guest star, comedian, actress, singer and very nice lady, Miss Queen Miranda.

Queen Miranda: Uh, gentlemen, lady...

Scooby-Doo: What?

Prince James: What seems to be the problem, Miranda?

Queen Miranda: Well, uh, that music, it doesn't seem to be the right music. May l see it, please?

Scooby-Doo: Yeah, well, it seems normal to me.

Prince James: Yeah, just your ordinary, very elaborate pretentious orchestration. What's it called?

Queen Miranda: Elaborate Pretensions for Orchestras. Uh, couldn't we just do that nice, simple piece?

Prince James: Well, how about a nice, simple Latin American riff? (hums the conga)

Garfield: Arriba!

Prince James: No Latin stuff tonight.

Queen Miranda: No. No, thank you. It's that sweet, simple duet that l rehearsed with Yogi Bear. Where is Yogi Bear?

Scooby-Doo: l know how that one goes. It goes like this...

Queen Miranda: Oh, yes. Thank you. That's it.
(singing) Won't you play a simple melody
Like my mother sang to me
One with good old-fashioned harmony
Play a simple melody
Yogi Bear? Yogi Bear?


Yogi Bear: Here I am, Miranda.

Queen Miranda: You forgot something.

Yogi Bear: Oh, I never forget.

Queen Miranda: Where's your ukulele?

Yogi Bear: Oh, I forgot!

Queen Miranda: You're a dingbat.

Yogi Bear: I was only kidding.
Go!
Musical demon
Set your honey a-dreamin'
Won't you play me some rag
Just change that classical nag
To some sweet beautiful drag


Queen Miranda: If you will play from a copy
Of a tune that is choppy
You'll get all my applause
And that is simply because
l want to listen to rag


Yogi Bear: Musical demon
Set your honey a-dreamin'
Won't you play me some rag
Just change that classical nag
To some sweet beautiful drag
If you will play from a copy
Of a tune that is choppy
You'll get all my applause
And that is simply because
l want to listen to rag


Queen Miranda: Play a simple melody
Like my mother sang to me
One with good old-fashioned harmony
Play a simple melody


Yogi Bear: Come on, everybody!

Queen Miranda: Musical demon
Set your honey a-dreamin'
Won't you play me some rag
Just change that classical nag
To some sweet beautiful drag
If you will play from a copy
Of a tune that is choppy
You'll get all my applause
And that is simply because
l want to listen to rag


Everyone: Won't you play a simple melody
Like my mother sang to me

Yogi Bear: A little loudly now.

Everyone: One with good old-fashioned harmony
Play a simple melody

Yogi Bear: Now you!

Queen Miranda: l want to listen to rag.

Yogi Bear: Me! l want to listen to rag! Now everyone!

Everyone: I wanna listen to rag!

Telly Monster: Boy, that number was something else!

Baby Bear: You mean it was good?

Telly Monster: No, it was something else.

(both laughing)

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