• Squidward Tentacles (from SpongeBob SquarePants) as Bert
  • Mr. Krabs (from SpongeBob SquarePants) as Ernie


Mr. Krabs: Hey, Squidward, I sure like your T-shirt.

Squidward Tentacles: It's not a T-shirt, Mr. Krabs. No, it's a T-R shirt.

Mr. Krabs: Oh, I see what you mean. It says T-R.

Squidward Tentacles: Yeah, well, it spells that heavenly sound, Tr.

Mr. Krabs: Tr?

Squidward Tentacles: Yeah, isn't that keen? Kind of sings, doesn't it? Tr, tr, tr, tr.

Mr. Krabs: Well, gee, I dunno, Squidward. Squidward, I don't think Tr means anything. What is it good for?

Squidward Tentacles: Good for? Tr is stupendous for starting words like, like, like triangle.

Mr. Krabs: Yeah, but that's only one word, Squidward.

Squidward Tentacles: Oh yeah? You wanna hear some more?

Mr. Krabs: Sure.

Squidward Tentacles: Let's sing a song about Tr.
Tree, truck,
trash, tricycle,
trick, tree,
Tr is beautiful.
Let's sing a song
about Tr.

Mr. Krabs: Yeah.

Squidward Tentacles: Tra-la-la-la-lr.
There's a feeling of words to try.

Mr. Krabs: Mmm hmmm.

Squidward Tentacles: And it's fun for you and I.

Mr. Krabs: You bet.

Squidward Tentacles: To sing
a little song about Tr. (laughing)

Mr. Krabs: Hey, Squidward! Trumpet! That's a Tr word.

Squidward Tentacles: Yeah! He's right!

Mr. Krabs: Trombone, Squidward! (laughing)

Squidward Tentacles: Hey, another Tr word! Hey, you're grooving now! Don't stop, Mr. Krabs! Go for it!

Mr. Krabs: (spoken) Okay.
(singing) Let's sing a song about Tr.
Tray, track,
trap, trampoline,
train, trek,

Squidward Tentacles: Very good. Oh. And he's going pretty fast. Wow!

Mr. Krabs: Let's sing a song about Tr.
It's a trick
to sing to Dr.

Squidward Tentacles: Dr?

Mr. Krabs: But it's fun for
me and Yr.

Squidward Tentacles: Yr?

Mr. Krabs: To try
to sing a song about Tr.

Squidward Tentacles: (spoken) Exquisite.
(singing) Tree.

Mr. Krabs: Truck.

Squidward Tentacles: Tras.

Mr. Krabs: Tricycle.

Squidward Tentacles: Treat.

Mr. Krabs: Trickonometry.

Squidward Tentacles: Tray.

Mr. Krabs: Track.

Squidward Tentacles Trap.

Mr. Krabs: Trampoline.

Squidward Tentacles: Train.

Mr. Krabs: Trip.

Squidward Tentacles: Transliteration.

Mr. Krabs: That's a big one, Squidward. (laughing)

Squidward Tentacles and Mr. Krabs: That's a song about...
I'll sing a song about Tr!

Mr. Krabs: Ah, Tr is okay, Squidward.

Squidward Tentacles: Yeah, yeah, yeah and wait till I tell you about Ch and Fo and Bo. (laughing)

Mr. Krabs: Hey, you forgot about Sh.

Squidward Tentacles: Oh, and, and Snu.

Mr. Krabs: Oh, I love Snu, Squidward!

Squidward Tentacles: (laughing) Oh, Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: Yeah?

Squidward Tentacles: There's a whole world out there for me.

Mr. Krabs: Ah.

Squidward Tentacles: Yeah.

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