- Squidward Tentacles (from SpongeBob SquarePants) as Bert
- Mr. Krabs (from SpongeBob SquarePants) as Ernie
Mr. Krabs: Hey, Squidward, I sure like your T-shirt.
Squidward Tentacles: It's not a T-shirt, Mr. Krabs. No, it's a T-R shirt.
Mr. Krabs: Oh, I see what you mean. It says T-R.
Squidward Tentacles: Yeah, well, it spells that heavenly sound, Tr.
Mr. Krabs: Tr?
Squidward Tentacles: Yeah, isn't that keen? Kind of sings, doesn't it? Tr, tr, tr, tr.
Mr. Krabs: Well, gee, I dunno, Squidward. Squidward, I don't think Tr means anything. What is it good for?
Squidward Tentacles: Good for? Tr is stupendous for starting words like, like, like triangle.
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, but that's only one word, Squidward.
Squidward Tentacles: Oh yeah? You wanna hear some more?
Mr. Krabs: Sure.
Squidward Tentacles: Let's sing a song about Tr.
Tr is beautiful.
Let's sing a song
Mr. Krabs: Yeah.
Squidward Tentacles: Tra-la-la-la-lr.
There's a feeling of words to try.
Mr. Krabs: Mmm hmmm.
Squidward Tentacles: And it's fun for you and I.
Mr. Krabs: You bet.
Squidward Tentacles: To sing
a little song about Tr. (laughing)
Mr. Krabs: Hey, Squidward! Trumpet! That's a Tr word.
Squidward Tentacles: Yeah! He's right!
Mr. Krabs: Trombone, Squidward! (laughing)
Squidward Tentacles: Hey, another Tr word! Hey, you're grooving now! Don't stop, Mr. Krabs! Go for it!
Mr. Krabs: (spoken) Okay.
(singing) Let's sing a song about Tr.
Squidward Tentacles: Very good. Oh. And he's going pretty fast. Wow!
Mr. Krabs: Let's sing a song about Tr.
It's a trick
to sing to Dr.
Squidward Tentacles: Dr?
Mr. Krabs: But it's fun for
me and Yr.
Squidward Tentacles: Yr?
Mr. Krabs: To try
to sing a song about Tr.
Squidward Tentacles: (spoken) Exquisite.
Mr. Krabs: Truck.
Squidward Tentacles: Tras.
Mr. Krabs: Tricycle.
Squidward Tentacles: Treat.
Mr. Krabs: Trickonometry.
Squidward Tentacles: Tray.
Mr. Krabs: Track.
Squidward Tentacles Trap.
Mr. Krabs: Trampoline.
Squidward Tentacles: Train.
Mr. Krabs: Trip.
Squidward Tentacles: Transliteration.
Mr. Krabs: That's a big one, Squidward. (laughing)
Squidward Tentacles and Mr. Krabs: That's a song about...
I'll sing a song about Tr!
Mr. Krabs: Ah, Tr is okay, Squidward.
Squidward Tentacles: Yeah, yeah, yeah and wait till I tell you about Ch and Fo and Bo. (laughing)
Mr. Krabs: Hey, you forgot about Sh.
Squidward Tentacles: Oh, and, and Snu.
Mr. Krabs: Oh, I love Snu, Squidward!
Squidward Tentacles: (laughing) Oh, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Yeah?
Squidward Tentacles: There's a whole world out there for me.
Mr. Krabs: Ah.
Squidward Tentacles: Yeah.