- Chunk Squarey (from Rolie Polie Olie) as Jackman Wolf
- Homestar Runner (from Homestar Runner) as Big Bird
- Big Mouth (from Peg + Cat) as Cookie Monster
- The Cat in the Hat (from The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss) as Telly Monster
- Richard (from Peg + Cat) as Elmo
- Peg (from Peg + Cat) as Zoe
- The Grinch (from The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss) as Oscar the Grouch
- The Ferocious Beast (from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast) as Snuffy
- Clover (from Sofia the First) as Hoots the Owl
- Phineas Flynn (from Phineas and Ferb) as Bert
- Ferb Fletcher (from Phineas and Ferb) as Ernie
- Dr. Teeth (from The Muppets) as Count von Count
Phineas Flynn: Hey!
Ferb Fletcher: You know what we have, ol' buddy Phineas?
Phineas Flynn: A good time! (laughing)
Big Mouth: Hello!
Phineas Flynn: How are you doing?
Homestar Runner: Hello!
The Grinch: Have a rotten day!
Everyone: Let's go surfin' now
Everybody's learning how
Come on and safari with me
Now the surf is up, the water's blue
Get your board and boogie too
We're gonna rock around the block today
We're gonna rock, rock, rock, all the way
We're gonna rock, gonna rock around the block today