• SpongeBob SquarePants (from SpongeBob SquarePants) as Kermit the Frog
  • Priscilla Skunk (from Sheriff Callie's Wild West) as Connie Stevens
  • Golias, Nessa and Bongo (from My Big Big Friend) as The Mutations
  • Telly Monster (from Sesame Street) as Statler
  • Baby Bear (from Sesame Street) as Waldorf


SpongeBob SquarePants: This is SpongeBob SquarePants, your favorite jock, with all the top tunes of today spinning merrily out your way stacks and stacks of wax and wax, and this is a golden oldie, a blast from the past, The fabulous Priscilla Skunk and Golias, Nessa and Bongo with a platter that mattered way back in 1956, Let's lock on "Teenager In Love," Priscilla, you're on!

Priscilla Skunk: Each time we have a quarrel
It almost breaks my heart
'Cause I'm so afraid
That we will have to part

Each night I ask the stars up above
Why must I be a teenager in love

I cried a tear for nobody but you
I'll be a lonely one
If you should say we're through
Well if you want to make me cry
That won't be so hard to do
If you should say goodbye
I'd still go on loving you

Each night I ask the stars up above
Why must I be a teenager in love
Why must I be a teenager in love

Telly Monster: Ah, how poignant, I remember being a teenager in love.

Baby Bear: Yeah, but Queen Victoria wouldn't have you!

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