• Captain Hook (from Jake and the Never Land Pirates) as Oscar the Grouch
  • The Grinch (from The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss), Swiper (from Dora the Explorer), Dr. Doofenshmirtz (from Phineas and Ferb), Sheldon J. Plankton (from SpongeBob SquarePants) and Uncle Deadly (from The Muppets) as Grouches
  • The Announcer (from Homestar Runner) as The Announcer


The Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, would you please rise for the Grouch Anthem?

Captain Hook: (spoken) No, no, no. With the Grouch Anthem, you stay sitting down.
Down in front there! Now brace yourself, I'm gonna sing:
(singing) Grouches of the world unite!
Stand up for your grouchy rights!
Don't let the sunshine spoil the rain
Just stand up and complain (heh, heh, heh)
Let this be the grouches' cause:
Point out everybody's flaws!
Something is wrong with everything
Except the way I sing!

(Cue The Grinch, Swiper, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Sheldon J. Plankton and Uncle Deadly ooing in the background)

Captain Hook: (spoken) You know what's right with this world? Nothing!
You know what gets me hot under the collar? You name it!
And the next time some goody-two-shoes smiles and tells you to have a nice day, just remember:
(singing) Don't let the sunshine spoil the rain,
Just stand up and complain!
Just stand up and complain!
(spoken) Well, anyway, you've seen the best part of this movie, so sit back, relax, and have a rotten time. Heh, heh, heh.

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