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Cast

  • Miss Nettle (from Sofia the First) as Mean Mama
  • Captain Hook (from Jake and the Never Land Pirates) as Boppity
  • Janja (from The Lion Guard) as Snake Frackle
  • Tick-Tock the Crocodile (from Jake and the Never Land Pirates) as Crocodile
  • Pumbaa (from The Lion Guard) as Warthog
  • Sister Bear (from The Berenstain Bears) as Green Scoff
  • Cedric the Sorcerer (from Sofia the First) as Gloat
  • Eddy (from Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy) as Miss Kitty

Lyrics

Mis Nettle: I'm ugly, I'm ugly as sin,
But beautiful's out, ugly's in.
If you're ugly like me, you're in good company.
There are millions of us who are ugly.


Janja: Take the case of our friend the crocodile.
His bite is much worse than his bark.
In fact his behavior is juvenile,

Captain Hook: infantile.
Janja: Why can't he just sing like a lark.

Tick-Tock the Crocodile: Roarrr...

Captain Hook: Though he's not the prettiest to be found,
He's a useful and happy reptile.

Tick-Tock the Crocodile: I'll gobble up anyone left lying around,
And that gives me my permanent smile.


Miss Nettle: He's ugly, he's ugly as sin,
But beautiful's out, ugly's in.
If you're ugly like me, you're in good company.

All: There are millions of us who are ugly.

Janja: Take the case of our friend the warthog.
He must be the ugliest by far.
In every page in the ugly catalog,
Of all the ugly ones he's the star.


Captain Hook: His tail sticking up like a flagpole,
His tusks and his warts and his bristles.

Pumbaa: Whenever I decide to take a stroll,
I'm never bothered by any wolf at all.


Miss Nettle: You're ugly, you're ugly as sin,
Pumbaa: snort snort
Miss Nettle: But beautiful's out, ugly's in.
Pumbaa: snort
All: If you're ugly like me, you're in good company.
There are millions of us who are ugly.

Janja: Now if you're bad looking you're the lucky one.
There's no effort at all to being ugly.
But if you're beautiful by comparison,
It's really a catastrophe.


Captain Hook: Ointment and make-up and all,
That you smear on your body daily,
Then you wipe it all off and you put on some more,
So be thankful that we are ugly.


All: We're ugly, we're ugly as sin,
But beautiful's out, ugly's in.
If you're ugly like me, you're in good company.
There are millions of us who are ugly.
There are millions of us who are ugly.
Grunt grunt.

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