FETCH! + KaBlam Studio Battle is a parody spoof to Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle.


  • Ruff Ruffman, Henry and June send Team Avalon to Ancient Gardens in order to meet up with Conner, Wendell, Franklin and Ashley (from Gamer's Guide To Pretty Much Everything), not noticing that Perry the Platypus is on a mission to take on Team Rocket, Prince Eccentro, Batch and Gluko, who are at the Lava Pit. Team Carlen go to the Sherbet Desert and meet up with Mr. Fowley Fastback, who agrees to take a tour. Team Ketchum then head to the Spooky Trails in order to face their fears together. Finally, Team Goodwin are at the Lava Pits, captured by Team Rocket and Team Eccentro, but saved by Perry the Platypus and his fellow animal friends Scrappy-Doo, Rocket Racoon, and Buck the Weasel.


Central Hosts

  1. Mr. Conductor 1 (George Carlin)
  2. Mr. Conductor 2 (Alec Baldwin)
  3. Mr. Conductor 3 (Michael Brandon)
  4. Ruff Ruffman (Jim Conroy)
  5. Henry (Noah Segan)
  6. June (Julia McIlvaine)

Ancient Gardens

  1. Sakura Avalon (Carly McKillip)
  2. Rockna Hiiragi (Brianne Siddall)
  3. Millie Andrew (Kelly Sheridan)
  4. Carla Manson (Philece Sampler)
  5. Winnie The Pooh (Jim Cummings)
  6. Todd Daring (Nancy Cartwright)
  7. Kuzco (J.P. Manoux)
  8. Phineas Flynn (Vincent Martella)

Sherbet Desert

  1. Kassie Carlen (Julie Maddalena)
  2. Prudence Plum (Caryn Rosenthal)
  3. Penny Round (Wendee Lee)
  4. Nancy Longmire (Wendee Lee)
  5. Felicia Marvin (Philece Sampler)
  6. Alana Hart (Kelly Sheridan)

Spooky Trails

  1. Ash Ketchum (Sarah Natochenny)
  2. Pikachu (Ikue Ohtani)
  3. Mondo Ooya (Derek Stephen Prince)
  4. Courage The Cowardly Dog and Eek The Cat (Marty Grabstein and Bill Kopp)
  5. Finn Mertens and Jake The Dog (Jeremy Shada and John DiMaggio)
  6. Johnny Test and Dukey (James Arnold Taylor and Louis Chirillo)
  7. Shaggy Rogers and Scooby-Doo (Matthew Lillard and Frank Welker)
  8. Lisa Brandon (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  9. Princess Stephanie Carlson (Jocelyne Loewen)
  10. Emily Andersen (Laura Bailey)
  11. April Swanson (Danielle Judovits)
  12. Maya Aida (Debi Derryberry)
  13. Candy and Kippie (Debi Derryberry and Tara Sands)

Lava Pits

  1. Dorie Goodwin (Amy Palant)
  2. Reanne Griffith (Rebecca Soler)
  3. Mirabelle Haywood (Kether Donohue)
  4. Harriet Sanders (Amy Birnbaum)
  5. Kara Perkins (Lisa Ortiz)
  6. Alyson Oliver (Veronica Taylor)
  7. Perry the Platypus (Dee Bradley Baker)
  8. Scrappy-Doo (J.P. Manoux)
  9. Rocket Racoon (Bradley Cooper)
  10. Buck The Weasel (Simon Pegg)
  11. Jessie (Michele Knotz)
  12. James (Jimmy Zoppi)
  13. Meowth (Jimmy Zoppi)
  14. Wobbuffet (Kayzie Rogers)
  15. Prince Ludwig Von Monsterstein Eccentro (Joe Ochman)
  16. Batch (Wendee Lee)
  17. Gluko (Dina Sherman)
  18. Impy (R. Martin Klein)

Thomas Stories

  1. James and The Trouble With Trees
  2. Twin Trouble
  3. Haunted Henry
  4. Gordon Takes A Tumble


  1. Fetch with Ruff Ruffman theme song (opening theme)
  2. Like A Virgin (played as
  3. The Ghost Is Here (played as
  4. Supersonic (played as
  5. Pokemon Battle Frontier end theme (ending theme)


  • Appearances by Ruff Ruffman, Henry and June.


  • (We open this film with Ruff, Henry and June greeting us)
  • Ruff: Today's crossover film is based on Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle for the Switch.
  • Henry: So, grab your tickets and step in as our journey begins.
  • June: Roll the theme song!
  • (We soon go to the Fetch! theme song)
  • Ruff Ruffman: Life was missing its mystique My squeaky toys had lost their squeak And then, out of the blue, I saw the phone and BAM! My destiny is calling me! Pitched my vision for a show They loved it! Thought I was a pro They got my contract back to find To their alarm a dog had signed.
  • Background Singing Cats: Fetch!
  • Ruff: Oh, I like that name.
  • Cats: With Ruff Ruffman.
  • Ruff: I didn't wait to renovate Found 6 contestants, all were great! And now, I'm on the road to fame I've got a gameshow and its name is...
  • Cats: Fetch!
  • Ruff: It's very catchy!
  • Cats: With Ruff Ruffman.
  • Ruff: It rolls off the tongue! Can someone tell me why cats are singing?
  • Cats: With Ruff Ruffman Fetch!
  • (We soon find Sakura and her friends at Ancient Gardens)
  • Sakura: Whoa!
  • Rockna: What a peculiar level!
  • Millie: It is called Ancient Gardens.
  • Carla: Home to all the Rabbids around.
  • (Just then, Conner and his gamer guides arrive)
  • Conner: Hey, guys!
  • Wendell: Long time no see!
  • Franklin: Principal Nordahl wanted us to do a Studio Battle.
  • Ashley: What do you say?
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Good idea.
  • Pooh: Why, it's Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3!
  • Todd: How are you guys?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Just feeling fine!
  • Kuzco: This is great!
  • Phineas: Kuzco, I know what we're going to do today!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Reminds me of James encountering a tree ahead.
  • (He blows his whistle and James and The Trouble With Trees starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas the Tank Engine had been working in the coal yards all day. The little blue engine was covered in coal dust.
  • Thomas' Driver: We can't clean you up tonight, Thomas.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver.
  • Thomas' Driver: There's a problem with the hose pipe.
  • Thomas: Bother!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: A bath would make me feel much better. The others are sure to say I look silly.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But the engines were too busy arguing to notice Thomas. James was talking loudest of all.
  • James: I deserve a new coat of paint. Sir Topham Hatt says I'm the pride of the line and...
  • Henry: Rubbish!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Henry.
  • Henry: We're all the pride of the line.
  • Percy: It's been like this all day.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Confided Percy to Thomas.
  • Percy: James is getting a new coat of paint and won't stop boasting about it.
  • Thomas: Why, James! I'm the one who needs a new coat. Look at me.
  • James: I rather not.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Retorted James.
  • James: You're not a pleasant sight and wouldn't understand that needs of a really important engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas was fuming. Next morning as James was being repainted, Henry had an accident.
  • (Crash)
  • James: If you can't push cars properly, Henry, why not talk to a tree instead. You know how much you like the forest.
  • Henry: As a matter of fact, bossy boiler, Sir Topham Hatt is inspecting the island for trees that have fallen too close to the line. He's worried that might cause trouble.
  • James: Pah!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Laughed James.
  • James: If I came upon a tree I just push it aside.
  • Henry: Really!?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Henry replied. Soon, James was showing off his paintwork.
  • James: Make way for an important engine.
  • Percy: You wouldn't feel important if one of those trees crashed on you. You feel hurt.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Reproached Percy.
  • James: Rubbish! It wouldn't dare!
  • Terence: You should be careful, James. Trees can be just as powerful as engines.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Advised Terence.
  • James: Oh please! Now excuse me, Sir Topham Hatt needs me to pull the express.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And he huffed away. But James was wrong.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You must go to the yards and collect an important goods train James. It's heavy so be careful.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • James: But, sir, I've just been repainted. Can't Thomas and Percy do it? They're dirty and like working with freight cars.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Really useful engines don't argue.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So James didn't. By the time he arrived at the yards, the weather was changed for the worse.
  • Freight Car: Your color's nice, James. Pity about your face though.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said a freight car. James ignored them and set off. Soon they came to a hill and his driver knew they were in for a difficult time. An old tree close to the tracks was being blown by the strong winds and the rain had weakened the slope. All of a sudden, the tree moved.
  • James: Oh help!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried James.
  • James: Go away!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But of course, the tree couldn't. James tried to reverse away from the tree but his train was too heavy. Then he heard a whistle.
  • James' Driver: It's Thomas.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Called his driver. James felt embarrassed and worried that Thomas would laugh at him, but Thomas didn't. He knew it was no time for teasing.
  • Thomas: Peep, peep! I'm ready!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Whistled Thomas.
  • James: So am i.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied James.
  • James: As ready as I'll ever be.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: They were just in time.
  • (The tree lands on the ground with a loud wham!)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Later, James spoke to Thomas.
  • James: Percy and Terence were so right to warn me. Thank you for rescuing me, Thomas.
  • Thomas: Oh, that's all right. We engines have to pull together whatever the weather.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Just then, Edward bustled in.
  • Edward: Sir Topham Hatt thinks you're both brave engines. Thomas, you're going to have a new coat of paint, and James, Sir Topham Hatt says that tomorrow you'll pull the special express.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Everyone was very happy.
  • (James and The Trouble With Trees ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how James learned to be more careful.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Cool!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Speaking of that story, where's Perry?
  • (Perry has wandered off into a warp pipe that leads him to the Command Center, where he finds Rabbit, Principal Slimovitz, Miss Loon, Julie Kane, Mayor Spryman and Chief Gluteus, Alpha 5, Major Monogram and Zordon waiting for him)
  • Rabbit: Ah, Agent P!
  • Principal Slimovitz: Just in time!
  • Miss Loon: We've just been hearing about Team Rocket!
  • Julie: They've joined Prince Eccentro, Batch, Gluko and Impy.
  • Mayor Spryman: And they're up to their sinister tricks.
  • Chief Gluteus: It is your job to thwart their plans to boot.
  • Alpha 5: Uh huh.
  • Major Monogram: We've tracked Team Rocket and Team Eccentro to the Lava Pits.
  • Zordon: So get Scrappy, Rocket and Buck, and let the forces dwell within you.
  • (Perry salutes and hurriedly sets off for the Lava Pits)
  • (Kassie, Prudence, Penny, Nancy, Felicia and Alana are now at Sherbet Desert)
  • Kassie: What is this place?
  • Prudence: It's Sherbet Desert.
  • Penny: Probably because my legs and feet are shivering.
  • (Just then, Mr. Fowley Fastback arrives)
  • Mr. Fastback: Don't be silly, Penny. I'm here to guide you.
  • Nancy: So you're Mr. Fowley Fastback, right?
  • Felicia: Amazing!
  • Alana: Do you wish to join?
  • Mr. Fastback: Ah, yes. I'd be happy to.
  • (Soon, the exploration is on, set to Like A Virgin)
  • Madonna: I made it through the wilderness Somehow I made it through Didn't know how lost I was Until I found you I was beat, incomplete I'd been had, I was sad and blue But you made me feel Yeah, you made me feel Shiny and new Like a virgin Touched for the very first time Like a virgin When your heart beats next to mine Gonna give you all my love, boy My fear is fading fast Been saving it all for you 'Cause only love can last You're so fine and you're mine Make me strong, yeah, you make me bold Oh, your love thawed out Yeah, your love thawed out what was scared and cold Like a virgin, hey! Touched for the very first time Like a virgin With your heartbeat next to mine Woah, woah Ahh, woah You're so fine and you're mine I'll be yours till the end of time 'Cause you make me feel Yeah, you make me feel I've nothin' to hide Like a virgin, hey! Touched for the very first time Like a virgin With your heartbeat next to mine Like a virgin Ooh, like a virgin Feels so good inside When you hold me And your heart beats And you love me Ohh, ohh, ohh Ooh baby, yeah Can't you hear my heart beat? For the very first time.
  • (Like A Virgin ends as the Conductors return)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Well!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Seems that they're up for madness.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Reminds me of Donald and Douglas's fallout.
  • (He blows his whistle and Twin Trouble starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Donald and Douglas are Scottish twin engines. They are practical peppery and proud. They nearly always work together. One day, Donald and Douglas were chuffing through the countryside hauling a heavy load. Down the line, Trevor the Traction Engine had been struggling with a big cartload of hay. Crossing the tracks, the cart's wheels have broken off. Then Trevor heard a whistle.
  • Trevor: Oh no!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Trevor cried. Donald could see the cart.
  • Donald: Stop!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He cried. Donald's driver applied the brakes, but it was too late. Luckily, no one was hurt.
  • Donald: Stop being pushy.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Donald snapped.
  • Douglas: Don't call me pushy.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Douglas snapped back.
  • Donald: You shouldn't have pushed me into the cart.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Donald.
  • Douglas: You pulled me you mean.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Argued Douglas.
  • Donald: Didn't!
  • Douglas: Did!
  • Donald: Did not!
  • Douglas: Did too!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Before long the track was cleared and Donald and Douglas were on their way. The twins were so cross they refuse to speak to each other for the rest of the day. The next day, Sir Topham Hatt needed an engine to help Duck at the smelter's yards.
  • Donald: May I go, sir?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Donald eagerly.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I only need one engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Not two.
  • Donald: I am only one engine, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Donald.
  • Donald: And I would like to help with Duck.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt was surprised but agreed. Thomas was worried.
  • Thomas: Won't you miss one another?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He asked.
  • Thomas: I know I missed Annie and Clarabel.
  • Douglas: I'll work better on my own.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sniffed Douglas.
  • Donald: I have work to do.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Donald. At first, Donald enjoyed working with Duck. Then, things started to go wrong.
  • Donald: Did you shunt those freight cars on the other line?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Donald asked.
  • Duck: You said you wanted them on the other line.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Duck replied.
  • Donald: Not that other line, the other other line.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Donald was cross.
  • Donald: Douglas would have known what I've meant.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He huffed. Douglas was working on his own. He chuffed dutifully through the beautiful countryside. But Douglas had no one to share it with. Altough he tried not to he was beginning to miss his twin. That night, Douglas' Driver took him to see Donald.
  • Douglas: I was just passing.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Douglas.
  • Donald: Have you come to say you're sorry?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Donald sniffed. This made Douglas very cross.
  • Douglas: I've nothing to be sorry for.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said and steamed away in a huff. The next day, Donald was in a bad mood. Duck could see he was getting too close for the buffers.
  • Duck: Look out!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Duck shouted, but it was too late. Donald's driver was very cross.
  • Donald's Driver: This would've happened if you were working with Douglas.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said. Donald knew he was right and Duck knew he couldn't pull Donald back onto the rails. So he went for help. Douglas was sadly finishing his work as Duck steamed into the depot.
  • Duck: Donald is in trouble.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Duck.
  • Douglas: Donald in trouble?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Douglas cried.
  • Douglas: I'm on my way!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And he steamed off as fast as he could. Douglas struggled and struggled, he finally pulled his twin gently back on to the tracks. He was relief Donald wasn't hurt.
  • Donald: Thank you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Donald said.
  • Donald: And I'm sorry.
  • Douglas: No, I'm sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Douglas.
  • Donald: I'm sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Insisted Donald.
  • Duck: Don't argue about who's sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Chuckled Duck.
  • Duck: Just be glad you're back together.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And they were.
  • (Twin Trouble ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Donald and Douglas forgave each other.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Cool!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Better get to the Spooky Trails and face our fears together!
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • (We find our cowardly friends at Spooky Trails)
  • Ash: Oh, blast my head!
  • Pikachu: Pika!
  • Mondo: This place is creepy!
  • Courage: Oh, I have a very bad feeling about this!
  • Eek: So am I!
  • Finn: It's a good thing we have to face our fears.
  • Jake: Yeah.
  • Johnny: This is a safer level.
  • Dukey: And we mean it.
  • Lisa: Don't you worry, boys.
  • Princess Carlson: We'll be at your side.
  • Ash and Mondo: (in nervous unison) Okay.
  • Emily: Now, we'd better get to the bottom of this.
  • Candy: But how?
  • Gengar: We agree to help you.
  • April: Did you hear that?!
  • Maya: Eh, just the wind.
  • Kippie: (sighs with embarrassment)
  • (King Boo's menacing laugh is heard, and our cowardly heroes begin to come to their fears)
  • Shaggy: Zoinks! Like, we've hit the jackpot! Here they come!
  • Scooby: Roh, no!
  • (It was Gengar and King Boo, who emerge from the shadows and let out a sinister pair of smirks)
  • Our Cowardly Friends: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (They all run away from Gengar and King Boo, as they both follow after them, to The Ghost Is Here)
  • Sky Cycle: Another scary night another spooky fright and you just might be in danger. Oh the ghost is here and it's always a fake. The ghost is here and there's no reason to shake. The ghost is here, oh give us a break. It's fake. Another ghoul attack she's breathing down our back so we're making tracks for the exit. Oh the ghost is here and it's a crook in a suit. The ghost is here and he's protecting some loot. The ghost is here, oh give him the boot. He's fake. It doesn't matter where we go, we know a ghost is gonna show and so we look for the bogus we look for the scam and every time the ghost is a sham. We see an eerie light and if the mood is right then you just might sight a monster. Oh the ghost is here, it's our frightening task. To face our fears and the creep in the mask. So the ghost is here, there's no reason to ask. He's fake.
  • (The Ghost Is Here ends as Ash collides with Di Lung)
  • Di Lung: Watch where you're going, ya fool!
  • Ash: Hey, who are you calling me that?!
  • (But as Gengar and King Boo approach everyone, Pikachu stands up for a thunderbolt attack)
  • Pikachu: (charging up) PIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Candy: No, Pikachu!
  • Kippie: Don't use that...
  • Pikachu: (unleashing its full power) CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (Everyone gets electrocuted at the force of Pikachu's thunderbolt, and then become black and sizzled before falling backwards to the ground, just as Heather Hogwarsh, Regina, Lexi Bunny and Senora Zapata arrive and gasp)
  • Pikachu: (meekly) Chaaa!!!
  • Heather: You insensitive Pokemon idiot!
  • Regina: This is the thousandth time you've used that move!
  • Lexi: When Puss in the Boots hears about the incident, he'll totally be in for it!
  • Zapata: Don't you ever dare to do that again!
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Ladies, chill out!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: It wasn't Pikachu's idea about that thunderbolt attack!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Kinda reminds me of Henry's spooky adventure.
  • (He blows his whistle and Haunted Henry starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: It was a moonlit night. Henry was taking a goods train to the station by the lake.
  • (Owl hoots)
  • Edward: Whenever that owl hoots, a mist rolls in.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Murmured Edward.
  • Edward: There's a legend that when the mist is about, there's a ghost about too. Take care on the old line, Henry.
  • Henry: Stupid bird!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Henry.
  • Henry: Owls, mists, ghosts. Edward's going soft to the boiler. There's no mist.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But Henry was wrong.
  • Henry: What's that?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Henry.
  • Henry's Driver: It's an amber lamp.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Murmured his driver.
  • Henry's Driver: That means proceed with caution. Who's there?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: No one replied. Henry crepted slowly forward. He stopped by a tree. It had a sign nailed to it: Beware of The Viaduct. The driver was surprised.
  • Henry's Driver: No one warned us about that before and look, the signal's red and the gates are closed. A-a-and there's a fogman's coat. But where is his owner?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Then, they saw a light move within a station building.
  • Henry: G-g-g-g-ghosts!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Exclaimed Henry.
  • Henry: Edward was right.
  • Henry's Driver: Something very strange is happening.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver.
  • Henry's Driver: I think it's best we go back.
  • Henry: So do i!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Agreed Henry. By morning, the mist had cleared. A workman was talking about the unsafe viaduct.
  • Workman: Lucky you didn't cross it last night.
  • Henry's Driver: Yes, but we don't know who warned us?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Henry's driver. Later that day, he spoke to Henry.
  • Henry's Driver: The viaduct has been repaired. We can take our train back along the old line tonight.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Henry really didn't want to. But when nightfall came, he was sizzling nicely. Suddenly, an owl hooted and then Gordon thundered by.
  • Freight Car: Oh look. Henry's spooked.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said a freight car.
  • (Cars giggling)
  • Henry: Be quiet!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Snapped Henry.
  • Henry: I'm not scared.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But he was. A little later, the fog came down. As they approached the same area, they saw the amber light again.
  • Henry's Driver: Here we go.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Henry's driver. Then, unknown to Henry, the gates mysteriously closed by themselves and the signal went red. The freight cars had seen everything and they were spooked.
  • Freight Cars: Faster, faster. There's a ghost about.
  • Henry: Stop, stop!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yelled Henry. A mysterious figure watched Henry go by. Ahead was a landslide blocking the line. Henry braked hard but the freight cars hit some of the rubble and plunged into the ravine.
  • (The cars fall down and crashed towards the ground with a loud Kuh-Thud)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Just then, Henry's driver saw a strange sight coming towards them.
  • Henry's Driver: What's that?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said. The fireman laughed.
  • Henry's Fireman: That's our ghost. It's Old Bailey the Fogman.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Old Bailey was very cross.
  • Old Bailey: I tried to warn you about the viaduct. Why didn't ye pay attention?
  • Henry's Driver: We're sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied the driver.
  • Henry's Driver: Is there anything we can do to thank you?
  • Old Bailey: I like to operate that old station. If you let me, I promise I won't spook Henry again.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And in a little while, Old Bailey's wish was granted.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You and your station will be really useful.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Let's hear a hearty thank you to the friendliest, eh, ghost on the island.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Everyone cheered. Especially Henry, who was the happiest of all.
  • (Haunted Henry ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Henry learned about ghosts.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Wow!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Time to kick Team Rocket and Team Eccentro's butts in the lava pits.
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • (We find Dorie, Reanne, Mirabelle, and the Mermaids at the Lava Pits)
  • Dorie: Now, remember, we've got to stay on our guards and never move a muscle!
  • Reanne: Okay!
  • (But as they walk along, they suddenly fall for a trap)
  • Mirabelle: What in the world?!
  • (Laughing voices are heard)
  • Harriet: Oh, no! Don't tell us it's...
  • Jessie: Forget your match...
  • Batch: ...and prepare for trouble!
  • James: We've made our catch...
  • Gluko: ...and we made it double!
  • Jessie: To protect the world from devastation!
  • James: To unite all peoples within our nation!
  • Batch: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
  • Gluko: To extend our reach to the stars above!
  • Jessie: Jessie!
  • Batch: Batch!
  • James: James!
  • Gluko: And Gluko, of course!
  • Jessie: We're villainous teams, blasting off at the speed of light!
  • Batch: Surrender now, or prepare for a fight to forget!
  • Meowth: (doing the Buster Bunny end tag) And that's a wrap!
  • Impy: Oh, yeah!
  • Jessie's Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet!
  • Kara: It's Jessie, James, Batch and Gluko!
  • Alyson: Then, where is Prince Eccentro?!
  • Prince Eccentro: I'm here! And just in time for you pipsqueaks to hand your magic spells over!
  • Scrappy: Oh, no, you won't!
  • Jessie, James, Batch and Gluko: Huh?
  • Rocket Raccoon: The jig is up, fools!
  • Buck: You're going with us!
  • Prince Eccentro: Let's get them, guys!
  • (The fight engages as we hear Supersonic in the background)
  • Bad Religion: Well am I making haste or could it be haste is making me What's time but a thing to kill or keep or buy or lose or live in I gotta go faster Keep up the pace Just to stay in the human race I could go supersonic the problem's chronic Tell me does life exist beyond it When I need to sate I just accelerate Into oblivion Into oblivi yah yah yah yah yah yah yan Now here I go again everything is alien How does it feel to be outstripped by the pace of cultural change My deeds are senseless and rendered meaningless When measured in that vein I could go supersonic the problem's chronic Tell me does life exist beyond it When I need to sate I just accelerate into oblivion Into oblivion I won't lie it's exciting When I try to decide things I just want to live decently meaningfully I'm in misery I could I go supersonic the problem's chronic Tell me does life exist beyond it When I need to sate I just accelerate into oblivion Into oblivi yah yah yah yah yah yah yan.
  • (Supersonic ends as Jessie and the teams get flung away)
  • Team Rocket and Team Eccentro: Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
  • Jessie's Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet!
  • (A twinkle appears from the sky, just as the Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Nicely done, Perry!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: You've saved the day!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Reminds me of Gordon's accident.
  • (He blows his whistle and Gordon Takes A Tumble starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt's engines are proud of how useful they are. It makes them feel important. But none of them feels more important than Gordon.
  • Gordon: Watch out!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon wheeshed.
  • Gordon: You'll get my paint all sooty.
  • Salty: Pulling freight cars is a sooty job.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Teased Salty.
  • Salty: But then you wouldn't know.
  • Gordon: Of course not.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon huffed importantly.
  • Gordon: Express engines don't pull freight cars it wouldn't be dignified.
  • Percy: Dingyfried?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Puzzled Percy.
  • Percy: What's that?
  • Gordon: Dignified.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon corrected.
  • Gordon: It means...
  • Salty: It means if someone's too big for his buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Teased Salty.
  • Gordon: Pah!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Puffed Gordon and he puffed away. That evening, fog covered the Island of Sodor. Everything slowed down and soon the docks were packed with waiting freight cars. This caused confusion and delay. Sir Topham Hatt came to the sheds. He was in a great hurry.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Henry, Thomas and Percy.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You must go to the docks immediately.
  • Henry, Thomas and Percy: Yes sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: They whistled. Then Sir Topham Hatt turned to the big blue engine.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You too, Gordon.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I need an engine to take the freight cars where they won't be in a way.
  • Gordon: Freight cars!?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Gordon. He could not believe what he had heard. Gordon wasn't happy to be pulling freight cars. He waited impatiently while they were shunted into place.
  • Gordon: Hurry up, hurry up.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Chuffed Gordon crossly.
  • Thomas: Why the rush, Gordon?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Asked Thomas.
  • Gordon: If I must pull freight cars then I'll show Salty how an express engine pulls freight cars.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon huffed.
  • Salty: Careful, captain.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Salty tooted.
  • Salty: You don't wanna get too big for your buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But Gordon ignored Salty. The next morning, Gordon raced along with his heavy load.
  • Gordon: Now this is how you pull freight cars.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He puffed. The signalman had accidentally left the points switched to the branch line. Gordon rattled through the junction.
  • Gordon: That's strange, I'm on the branch line.
  • Signalman: Oh no!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The signalman cried.
  • Signalman: Express trains aren't supposed to go that way.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But it was too late. Gordon had already raced into the distance. The old branch line was weak and rusty. There were signs warning all the trains to go slow. But Gordon ignored the sign.
  • Gordon: I'm an express engine i don't go slow.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said and he went even faster. The branch line couldn't take his weight and the rails buckled.
  • Gordon: Oh help!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon cried as he slid off the tracks and into a field.
  • (Gordon runs over a pile of hay, towards some tires making him lose his tender and into a barn)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: No one was hurt, but poor Gordon felt very undignified.
  • Gordon: What will Sir Topham Hatt say.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He groaned. He found out soon enough.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Well, Gordon.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You wanted to show Salty a thing or two and you certainly done that. You showed him how silly it is to ignore go slow signs.
  • Gordon: Sorry, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Gordon and he let out a sad wheesh of steam. Gordon was soon repaired and back at the docks for work. He was very unhappy with himself.
  • Thomas: Everyone makes mistakes.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: Even you.
  • James: Salty's sorry he teased you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed James.
  • Gordon: And I'm sorry I was too big for my buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Chuffed Gordon. And all the engines gave a jolly toot even Gordon.
  • (Gordon Takes A Tumble ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Gordon learned to be extra careful.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Well, that's over.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Roll the end credits!
  • (While the end credits roll on a black background, the Pokemon Battle Frontier end theme plays)
  • Chorus: Yo! Pokémon Masters, your heart beats faster Training for the top, 'cause you know you can't stop! Your training kicks (now), Pokémon Pow (wow!) The power of a master, all before you will (bow!) But don't let it get to your head, young Trainer The road is long and filled with danger Everyone says they deserve to be number one But who can top you? The answer is none Because they've never seen an expert like (you!) One who knows the difference between Mewtwo (and Mew!) Or someone who can tell you the type (Pikachu!) Or someone who can tell you which Pokémon's (new!) First you kick it in Kanto! Then you head to Johto!