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  • Narrator: One day, Fairy, Big and Fiona went to the video store. Fairy saw a 1985 VHS of Pinocchio, it happened.
  • Fairy: Can I have it, please?
  • Fiona: No, Fairy Godmother! And it's a phony.
  • Fairy: But-but... BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!
  • Big: (grumbles to himself) CRY CRY! WEEP WAIL & SOB! IT'S DISGUSTING!
  • Fiona: Big, stop acting like Kirby from The Brave Little Toaster.
  • Narrator: the next day
  • Fairy: Can I have this 2003 Finding Nemo VHS?
  • Fiona: No, Fairy Godmother.
  • Big: That's why, you idiot.
  • Fairy: WHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAA!
  • Fiona: THAT'S IT! YOU GONNA GET SERVER SPANKING, WHEN WE GET HOME!
  • Fairy: NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! SAVE ME! SAVE ME!!
  • Narrator: Then Fiona and Big ran away, Cream's tantrum until the police arrived.
  • Snake: FREEZE! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!
  • Fairy: Aaaaaah! It's Snake!
  • Meryl: What's going on?!
  • Shrek: Never! I going to the wrap my paper.
  • Fairy: Help! I feel like a mummy
  • Gingy: What?!
  • Donkey: A mummy?
  • Fairy Godmother: I am in the 2000s BC!
  • Narrator: Later, in the dodgeball Fairy Godmother and his friends to go outside.
  • Snake: Don't worry, Donkey.
  • Donkey: Are 'ya ready?
  • Gingy: Go!
  • Donkey and Shrek: DIE, FAIRY GODMOTHER, DIE!
  • Meryl: Look out!
  • Fairy: (falls off the river) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
  • (Booming)
  • Everyone: YAY! WE DEFEATED FAIRY GODMOTHER! YAAAAAAAY!
  • Meryl: That was awesome!
  • Snake: Come on, guys, we gotta go celebrate to the party. Let's go!
  • Fairy: I gonna kill her. I gonna kill her... Aaaaaaah! You scare me?
  • Shadow: What's wrong, Fairy Godmother?
  • Fairy: I just fall off the river!
  • Shadow: That's it! You gonna get 17 months!
  • Fairy: No, not a 17 months!
  • Shadow: Yes, 17 months.
  • Fairy: Why me? But, how can you stay for?
  • Gingy: Forever. Good bye.

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