Version 1

  • Quagmire as Numbuh 1 (Quagmire and Numbuh 1 are both Wearing Red)
  • Peter as Numbuh 2 (Peter and Numbuh 2 are both Chubby)
  • Jillian as Numbuh 3 (Jillian and Numbuh 3 are both Girlfriends To Brian and Numbuh 4)
  • Brian as Numbuh 4 (Brian and Numbuh 4 are both Boyfriends To Jillian and Numbuh 3)
  • Lois as Numbuh 5 (Lois and Numbuh 5 are both Love Interests To Peter and Numbuh 2)
  • Stewie as Heinrich Von Marzipan (Stewie and Heinrich Von Marzipan are both European Child Villains and Rivals To Lois and Numbuh 5)
  • Meg as Cree Lincoln (Meg and Cree Lincoln are both Teenagers and Wears Pink T-Shirts)
  • Death as Father
  • Donna Tubbs-Brown, Dr. Hartman, Mayor Adam, Francis Griffin and Muriel Goldman as Delightful Children From Down The Lane
  • Ollie Williams as Mr. Boss
  • Cleveland as Toiletnator
  • James Wood as Knightbrace
  • Mort as Count Spankulot
  • Seamus as Stickybeard
  • Joe as Mr. Fizz
  • Bonnie as Crazy Old Cat Lady
  • Angela as Gramma Stuffum
  • Olivia Fuller as Mushi Sanban (Olivia Fuller and Mushi Sanban are both Child Villains)
  • Connie D'Amico as Mrs. Goodwall
  • Consuela as Soccer Mom
  • Ernie as Common Cold
  • Trisha Takanawa as Numbuh 362
  • Diane Simmons as Numbuh 86
  • Tom Tucker as Numbuh 60
  • Michael Pulski as Big Brother
  • Jonathan Weed as The Great Puttinski
  • Bertram as King Sandy
  • Carter Pewterschmidt and Herbert as Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb

Voice Cast

  • Ben Diskin - Glen Quagmire and Peter Griffin
  • Lauren Tom - Jillian Russells
  • Dee Bradley Baker - Brian, Herbert and Stewie Griffin
  • Cree Summer - Lois and Meg Griffin
  • Jeff Bennett - Joe Swanson and Ollie Williams
  • Tom Kenny - Erine, Carter Pewterschmidt and James Wood
  • Tara Strong - Olivia Fuller