- Fanboy as Stan Marsh
- Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason as Kyle Broflovski
- Sigmund The Sorcerer as Eric Cartman
- Chum Chum as Kenny McCormick
- Yo as Wendy Testaburger
- Lupe as Bebe Stevens
- Duke as Clyde Dovoman
- Mr. Hank Mufflin as Mr. Garrison
- Mr. Hank Mufflin: Okay Children, let's start the day with a few math problems. What is five times two?, Come on children, don't be shy. Just give it your best shot. Yes, Duke?
- Duke: Twelve, man?
- Mr. Hank Mufflin: Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete stupid. Anyone?, Come on, don't be shy.
- Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: I think I know the answer, Mr. Mufflin.
- Sigmund The Sorcerer [Mocking Kyle]: I zink I know ze answer, Mr. Mufflin.
- Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Shut up, Showoff!
- Sigmund The Sorcerer: Hey!, Don't call me showoff, you Elfing Constipator!
- Mr. Hank Mufflin: Sigmund!, Did you say the F-word???
- Sigmund The Sorcerer: Constipator?
- Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: No, he is talking about elf. You can't say that in school, you Elfing Showboat.
- Mr. Hank Mufflin: Kyle!
- Sigmund The Sorcerer: Vhy ze elf not?
- Mr. Hank Mufflin: Sigmund!
- Fanboy: Dude, you just said elf again!
- Mr. Hank Mufflin: Purple Kid!
- Chum Chum: Elf.
- Mr. Hank Mufflin: Talking Racoon!
- Sigmund The Sorcerer: Vhat's ze big deal?, It doesn't hurt anybody. Elf, elfity, elf, elf, elf.
- Mr. Hank Mufflin: How would you like to go see the school counselor?!
- Sigmund The Sorcerer: How vould you like to cut right to ze schnitzel?
- [The Class Gasp]
- Mr. Hank Mufflin: What did you say?!
- Sigmund The Sorcerer: Oh, I'm very sorry. Actually, Vhat I said vas. [Sigmund picks up a Megaphone, turns it on, and speaks] "How vould you like to cut right to ze schnitzel, Mr. Mufflin?!"
- Fanboy: Oh man, Dude.
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