- Fanboy as Mario
- Kyle The Conjurer as Luigi
- Chum Chum as Yoshi
- Muk Muk as Birdo
- Lavache as Queen Bee
- Yo as Princess Peach
- Sigmund The Sorcerer as King Bowser
- Fanboy: Hey, Sigmund. You're a stubborn fellow. Won't you give up on Yo already?
- Sigmund: Vell, I regret to inform you, zat's unacceptable. I'm her destiny, no doubt about it.
- Yo: Won't the both of you stop it?, Just look at your faces in the mirror.
- Fanboy and Sigmund: Well, you don't have to say such a thing, Kids compete with their heart!
- Sigmund: Nice job!
- Fanboy: Oh. Nice job!
- Sigmund: Fanboy, how haff you been doing lately?
- Fanboy: Doing excellent you know?, The DS and Wii stuff have all sold out!
- Sigmund: Isn't zat nice?, No time to slow down!
- Fanboy: Oh, cut it out, Sigmund!, Ah, the second verse is coming!
- Sigmund: Mein sveetest Yo girl, I'm so in love in you. If you can't understand zat, I'll kidnap you und seal you up again.
- Fanboy: I'll steal you back risking my life!, But I cannot steal your heart.
- Yo: Cut it out the two of you. Are you listening to me at all?
- Fanboy and Sigmund: The tsundere in you is charming and kids compete with their hearts!
- Kyle: Wait a minute!, Aren't you forgetting someone?, Kyle!, Entering the stage!, Thanks for waiting!
- Fanboy: Wait, Wait, Wait?, Excuse me?
- Sigmund: KY!, KY!, Try to understand ze atmosphere here!
- Fanboy: If you get carried away, I'll really kick the heck out of you!
- Yo: One frosty freezy freeze drinker is enough for me. Quite insolent for a stand in.
- Fanboy and Sigmund: By looks, we'd only pass as medium/low class.
- Fanboy: Well, kids compete with their hearts.
- Sigmund: Kids compete vith zeir hearts.
- Yo: Please compete with your faces.
- Sigmund: Ah, It's finally over.
- Fanboy: I'm exhausted.
- Sigmund: So, let's get ze night life rolling!
- Fanboy: Ah, sorry, I have this and that to do.
- Sigmund: Oh, I see. Next time introduce me to somevone nice!
- Fanboy: Next time introduce me to someone nice!, Did you leave the MICS on?
- Sigmund: Really?, Mein bad!
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