- Fanboy as Bart Simpson
- Chum Chum as Milhouse Van Houten
- Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason as Martin Prince
- Sigmund The Sorcerer as Nelson Muntz
- Yo as Lisa Simpson
- Fanboss (Aka Jack Jenkins) (from Station Fan Club) as Homer Simpson
- Rebecca The Sorceress (Aka Rebecca Clarke) (from Station Fan Club) as Marge Simpson
- Mr. Hank Mufflin as Principal Seymour Skinner
- Chum Chum: 25 Years old?, You're not 25 years old. This ID is completely fake.
- Fanboy:Yes you're right, Chum Chum. It is a fake, which is makes it a fake ID.
- Chum Chum: A fake ID?, Cool!
- Fanboy: And it's our ticket to the best spring break of our lives! One Adult and two children, please.
- Sigmund The Sorcerer: I can zink of a least two zings wrong vith zat title.
- Fanboy: What, are you kidding? I take it as a compliment.
- Chum Chum: Spring break!, Yeah! Well, when are we gonna get rowdy?
- Fanboy: Maybe when we find something decent to do with this ID.
- Sigmund The Sorcerer: Ve could go rent a carpet shampooer.
- Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Hello, Ninnies! Were your days at work as profitable as mine?, I just had a sinful shopping spree at Wiz World.
- Chum Chum: Wow!
- Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Ooh!, Fluffy!, You and I are going on a road trip. Whoa!
- Sigmund The Sorcerer: Huhuhuhahahaha!
- Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Fanboy, Can we stop for Ice Cream?
- Fanboy: Yes.
- Sigmund The Sorcerer: Fanboy, Can ve veigh ze car at zat veigh station?
- Fanboy: Yeah.
- Chum Chum: Fanboy, Can we pick up that hitchhiker?
- Fanboy: I don't see why not.
- Duke: Fanboy, Can we stop for Ice Cream?
- Fanboy: Yes.
- Duke: Well, I didn't think I was rehabilitated, But, uh I guess they needed the extra skateboards.
- Sigmund The Sorcerer: Vhat is zis place?
- Fanboy: Branson, Missouri. Jack Jenkins said it's a bit like Vegas if it were run by Max Gaylor, Nicky Griggs and Rebecca Clarke.
- Sigmund The Sorcerer: Edvard Maya!
- Fanboy: Aw, We don't need to stop here.
- Sigmund The Sorcerer: Yes, ve do!
- [Stereo Love By Edward Maya Featuring Vika Jigulina Playing]
- Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Uh, no we don't. I must have spent our last $10 on this Harry Potter doll.
- Sigmund The Sorcerer: I hate zis place.
- Fanboy: We've got no car.
- Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: We've got no money.
- Chum Chum: And no one knows we're here!
- Fanboy, Chum Chum and Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: We're Stranded!
- Sigmund The Sorcerer: But on ze plus side, I knocked over ze sun sphere. Huhuhahahaha!
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