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Fanboy & Chum Chum/The Simpsons: Das Bus Parodies

Cast

  • Fanboy as Bart Simpson
  • Yo as Lisa Simpson
  • Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason as Milhouse Van Houten
  • FanKyleChum as Martin Prince
  • Duke as Wendell Borton
  • Michael Johnson as Lewis
  • Lupe and Nancy Pancy as Sherri
  • Cher Leader, Francine and Marsha as Terri
  • Chum Chum as Ralph Wiggum
  • Sigmund The Sorcerer as Nelson Muntz
  • Fanboss (Aka Jack Jenkins) (from Station Fan Club) as Homer Simpson
  • Rebecca The Sorceress (Aka Rebecca Clarke) (from Station Fan Club) as Marge Simpson
  • Mr. Hank Mufflin as Principal Skinner

The U.N. Delegates

  • Fanboy/Libya
  • Chum Chum/Canada
  • Yo/Japan
  • Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason/England
  • Lupe/Mexico
  • Duke/Australia
  • Francine/France
  • Nancy Pancy/Italy
  • Cher Leader/Brazil
  • Michael Johnson/USA
  • FanKyleChum/India
  • Marsha/Greece
  • Sigmund The Sorcerer/Germany

Quotes

  • Mr. Hank Mufflin: Ok, delegates, You leave tomorrow for the statewide U.N., so this is the last to bone up. And bone we will!
  • [Everyone were laughing, Except Yo]
  • Fanboy: Lighten up, Yo.
  • Mr. Hank Mufflin: India, Let me seee your native dance.
  • FanKyleChum: Tunak, Tunak, Tunak, Tunak, Tunak, Tunak, Tan.
  • Mr. Hank Mufflin: Sit down. England!, Tell us about your nation's achievements!
  • Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Well, uh, I heard they sent a rocket to the sun once..... at night...... And the submarine, with the screen doors......
  • Mr. Hank Mufflin: No, no, no, no, no, young man, you need to do some SERIOUS boning!
  • [Yo laughing]
  • Fanboy: Oh, grow up, Yo.
  • Mr. Hank Mufflin: Ok, Libya.... exports!
  • Fanboy: Yes sir, you American pig!
  • Mr. Hank Mufflin: Nice Touch.
  • Fanboy: Uh, ahem, Let's see.... The exports of Libya are numerous in amount. One thing they export is corn, or as the Indians call it, "maize". Another famous Indian is "Crazy Horse". In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrast. Thank you.
  • Duke: Ow!, I can't breath, dude!, Please stop him, man!
  • Yo: Point of order, If we want to learn anything we must respect---
  • Fanboy: Point of odor, Yo stinks.
  • Lupe: Ey. Leave her alone!
  • Sigmund The Sorcerer: You leave her alone!
  • Chum Chum: Oh, Canada!
  • [Fireman Sam Theme Song By Maldwyn Pope playing]
  • Mr. Hank Mufflin: This song is driving me crazy.
  • [Noddy's Toyland Adventures Theme Song By Paul K. Joyce playing]
  • Mr. Hank Mufflin: I don't know why I bought this stupid CD!
  • Sigmund The Sorcerer: Hey Fandalf. Race you.
  • Fanboy: First one to the front of the bus gets FanKyleChum's lunch money.
  • FanKyleChum: What?!
  • Fanboy: Go Apple!
  • Sigmund The Sorcerer: Go Orange!
  • Chum Chum: Go Banana!
  • Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Make way for Grapefruit. Go Grapefruit!
  • Mr. Hank Mufflin: Uh!, What The?!, It burns!, I can't see! Stay calm, Class. I need you to be in my eyes. Ok, which way should I turn?
  • Chum Chum: Go Banana!
  • Mr. Hank Mufflin: Just hang tight Class. I'll swim for help. What the?!, Linkin Park Rules!
  • Fanboy: I guess this is the end, Duke.
  • Michael Johnson: He's Duke!, I'm Michael Johnson!
  • Fanboy: Well, whatever, just tell Duke I said bye.
  • Chum Chum: Somebody help me!, I think I'm getting swimmer's ear!
  • Francine: This is all Yo's fault, she started the stupid U.N. Club!
  • Yo: Hey!, FanKyleChum seconded the motion, it's entirely his fault.
  • Sigmund The Sorcerer: People, People!, Let's not blame each ozer!, Ve all know zis is Kyle Ze Constipator's fault!
  • Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Huh?
  • Lupe: Si, you and your estupid grapefruit almost got us killed!
  • Fanboy: What's everyone's problem? I'm glad we're stranded! It'll be just like Swiss Family Robinson, only with more exciting! We're gonna live like kings! Darn, Heck, Butt Kings!
  • [As "La Isla Bonita By Madonna" Plays, A Fantasy sequence is imagined with the kids living in a wonderful tree settlement. Kyle Takes a Shower, Duke uses the water slide and Michael Johnson moonwalking on the steps]
  • Duke: Cowabunga, Dudes!
  • [Yo, Lupe, Nancy Pancy, Cher Leader, Francine and Marsha riding on the Tropical Car, Chum Chum pigs out on food, Sigmund give his autograph to the monkey butler and the monkey butler brings Sigmund a drink. Back to reality]
  • Fanboy: And every night the monkey butlers will regale us with jungle stories.
  • Sigmund The Sorcerer: How many monkey butlers vill zere be?
  • Fanboy: One at first. But he'll train others.
  • [All the kids marvel at such a great future. Fanboy climbs down from the rock]
  • Fanboy: Good, Let's get to work!, Me and Chum Chum will build the Fanlair. Sigmund, draw up plans for a coconut radio, and if possible, a coconut Hex Box Console.
  • Yo: What about the rest of us?
  • Fanboy: You guys gather food for the big feast tonight!, And maybe a little Pumpkin Juice for Wizard kids.
  • Sigmund The Sorcerer: Delicious und dazzling Pumpkin Juice?
  • Fanboy: Exactly. Food Patrol we're all starved. Let's see what you got. That's it?!, What happened to all the lobsters, mangos and chewy chewy cocoa beans.
  • Yo: All we found were these oozing berries. And they look pretty poisonous.
  • Chum Chum: I ate the purple berries!, Ow.....
  • Fanboy: How are they, Chum Chum?, Good?
  • Chum Chum: They taste like..... burning!
  • Fanboy: Okay, Food patrol blew it.
  • Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Yes?, Well your Fanlair look kinda crummy, too. Kinda really crummy!
  • Fanboy: Well, the monsoon season comes, you'll be glad it's there!, No food. No shelter. No monkey butlers. This Island is the death hole. We should have just swum for it like Mr. Mufflin.
  • Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Run for lives!, Monster!, Monster!
  • Sigmund The Sorcerer: Zere's no monster you big Gooper. Ze Gooper got scared.
  • Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Well, you'd be scared too Sigmund, if you saw a monster.
  • Sigmund The Sorcerer: Nu-uh.
  • Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Uh-huh!
  • Sigmund The Sorcerer: Unlikely!
  • Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Likely!
  • Yo: Knock it off!, We gotta find a way to light a fire.
  • Sigmund The Sorcerer: No problem, Ve can use ze Gooper's braces.
  • Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Hey. What's he doing?, What's that sound?
  • Sigmund The Sorcerer: Zere you go. Good as new.
  • Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: What's good as new?, Who's talking?
  • Nancy Pancy: I'm so hungry I could eat at Wendy's Burgers!
  • Yo: Oh my gosh!
  • Sigmund The Sorcerer: Zat is hungry.
  • Yo: Really hungry.
  • Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: It's the monster!
  • Fanboy: No it's not, It's my tummy. I mean stomach!, Gut!, Crud Factory!
  • Yo: Wait a minute, We had a cooler full of snacks on the bus.
  • Fanboy: Hey, Yeah! And I think I know how I can get it.
  • Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Hey!, I need my wand!
  • Fanboy: Does anyone here like food?
  • [Chum Chum eating the cookies, Lupe, Nancy Pancy, Cher Leader, Francine and Marsha eating Potato Chips, Sigmund eating Butterfinger Candy Bars and Fanboy eating Oreos]
  • Yo: Stop!, We may have to live on this food for a long time, so no more until tomorrow!
  • Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: But I'm hungry now!
  • Lupe: Me too!
  • Sigmund The Sorcerer: Ja, who put Vanellope Von Schweetz in charge?
  • Yo: No one, but if we're gonna survive we need rules and order. Let's not forget what we learned in the U.N. Club.
  • FanKyleChum: "Tunak, Tunak, Tunak, Tunak, Tunak, Tunak, Tunak, Tunak, Tunak, Tunak, Tan!"
  • Yo: Not now FanKyleChum. Who wants rations?
  • Everyone: Me!, Me!, Me!
  • Sigmund The Sorcerer: I'm so famish I could puke.
  • Cher Leader: Where'd all the food go?
  • Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason:Morning, Is it time to eat?
  • Sigmund The Sorcerer: Looks like you already did.
  • Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: What're you talking about?
  • Michael Johnson: You ate our food!
  • Marsha: Thanks a lot, Kyle. Now we're all gonna die, because of you!
  • Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: But, I swear I didn't do it!
  • Sigmund The Sorcerer: Raspberry Flan. Get him!
  • Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: You wouldn't dare to hurt me! You forget that I have the braces!
  • Sigmund The Sorcerer: Yoink!
  • Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Well, now that you've got every you need, I'll just, y'know, get out of your hair.
  • Sigmund The Sorcerer: Not so fast, Pyle Ze Insignificant!, Come on, let's slice him und get our food back!
  • Yo: Wait!, We're not savages. We live in society of law. Kyle has the right to a fair trial.
  • Sigmund The Sorcerer: Society Blows.
  • Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Is this cage really necessary?
  • Fanboy: No talking in the cage. Court is now in session. All rise. Nah-ha, Made your rise!
  • Yo: Your honor, the defense calls it's first and only witness. Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason, Kyle, did you steal the food?
  • Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Nuh-uh, no way.
  • Yo: Could anybody else have taken it?
  • Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Well, I guess you could have!
  • Yo: Kyle, I am defending you!
  • Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Oh, Sorry, I'm just saying is either you or the monster.
  • Sigmund The Sorcerer: Ze monster, oh please.
  • Fanboy: I remind you, buddy, we are not here to debate the existence of monsters.
  • Yo: The defence has just one more question. Did any one of you actually see Kyle eat the food?, I rest my case.
  • Fanboy: Prosecutor. Your witness.
  • Sigmund The Sorcerer: You liar!. You did it!, You lying jerk!, Take zat!, You did it!, You did it!
  • Yo: Objection!, He's not asking any questions.
  • Fanboy: Hmm, I'm gonna allow this.
  • Sigmund The Sorcerer: Prosecution rests.
  • Fanboy: After careful deliberation, it's my opinion that Kyle probably did eat the food. But since there's no proof, I must find him not guilty!
  • Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Alright!
  • FanKyleChum: But he ate our food!
  • Yo: The law is spoken.
  • Sigmund The Sorcerer: Ah, sucks to ze law.
  • Yo: Stop!, Leave Kyle alone!, Help me out here, Fanboy.
  • Fanboy: I don't know Yo. To be honest, that verdict made me pretty angry.
  • Sigmund The Sorcerer: Fandalf's vith us, Princess Yamaguchi. Step aside.
  • Fanboy: Hey man. Leave my Fangirlfriend alone!
  • Sigmund The Sorcerer: Oh, so you're vone uf zem. So be it. Kill ze dorks!
  • Duke: Bash their butts!
  • Lupe: Kick deir eshins!
  • Sigmund The Sorcerer, Chum Chum, Lupe, Duke, Michael Johnson, FanKyleChum, Nancy Pancy, Cher Leader, Francine and Marsha: Kill the dorks!, Bash their butts!
  • Yo: Run away!
  • Sigmund The Sorcerer: Ze hunt is on.
  • Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: I can't go on, you two go ahead and carry me with you!
  • Yo: Come on, man!
  • Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Hurry, They're catching up.
  • Fanboy: Here, Kyle, you go first. Okay. Now throw the vine back,
  • Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: There's no time!
  • Yo: Look!, We can hide in that cave. We should be safe in here.
  • Sigmund The Sorcerer: Zey're trapped in ze cave. Move in for ze kill!
  • Yo: Oh, figs. Stop!, You are in violation of the model U.N. Charter!, That's right. The U.N. doesn't look too kindly on.......
  • Sigmund The Sorcerer: Ze monster!
  • FanKyleChum: Your monster appears to be nothing but a run of the mill wild boar.
  • Fanboy: Hey look at his tusk.
  • Sigmund The Sorcerer: So ze boar ate our food. Oh, sorry about zat whole trying to kill you zing.
  • Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason: Yeah, well you should be. I only stole two sandwiches and a bag of Dorritos.
  • Yo: Hey, If the boar can survive here, there must be a source of food!, Look, he's licking slime off that rock!, That's what he's been eating slime!, And there's enough slime for all of us!, We're saved!, Hooray!
  • Sigmund The Sorcerer: Mmm, zis boar tastes very soft, tender und delicate.
  • Chum Chum: More pig snout anyone?
  • Fanboy: Mmm. How's your dinner, Yo?
  • Yo: Oh Be quiet!, Savages.

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